Eyes Up Here Flashback: Boink, Marry, Kill

what we're listening to and checking out today? How do I know? How would I have any idea what we're doing? It's another surprise, and I love surprises. We haven't crossed the like read each other's mind phase yet of doing these shows. You know you can't read my mind. Our periods are not in sync yet, not yet yet, although there are some days where you know, I definitely am not in my happiest spirits, so then maybe that could

be construed as my period days. Yeah, you're definitely on the rag A lot, so a lot, all right, maybe sometimes, but without a doubt. Today we are going to check out one we haven't done a while. Sometimes this can get a little freaky sometimes this can make us laugh a lot. We call it different than what the real name is. We call this boink Mary kill Ah. I like that one. That one makes you think, right, Oh, it makes you think. It makes you think in a

major way. Now we've boinked, married, and killed various sports professionals, actors, musicians, I think, cartoon characters. We may have even done mascots at some point. But when you put together a boink Mary kill list, do you really like think about it or is it just you know, maybe what sounds the funniest. Yeah. Well, sometimes we go for like good looking people just to see what our tastes are. But most of the time we pick atrocious people. I have to use that word,

but uh, people that we don't really fancy. To be honest with you, Yes, it makes it a lot funnier. It is funny. Yeah, but and I think most of the listeners would agree with us. But you know, everybody has different tastes in this world. So what I might consider hot, you might consider disgusting, and vice versa. And it's just a fun game to play. We should play

this game under the influence sometimes that would be very funny. Yes, drinking plus the yes maybe when we are on our road trip we can get a couple of cocktails and record some footage. Yes, and we could, we can have some Patreon footage that would be very funny fun Yes, that might influence answers a little bit more. Might and it just might make it more funnier to listen to, you know what's kind of funny. I think some people who play this game, they just want to do the

boinking part. I don't think they care about the investment of marrying or killing. They just want to They want to boink everybody. So it really makes you think. Sometimes it does who is the lesser of two evils here? You know, because it it does consume your brain there. I don't know it depends on the list though, because

we we've pulled, like I said, really attractive people. But I think we pulled like the Golden Girls, which Chathams threw up all over until you know it's there, there's different there's different lists out there, and we just try to make it uh fun and it's definitely lighthearted. It's just in in good fun. So I think you guys will enjoy it because we did. We enjoyed filming it,

always enjoy it. I enjoy filming everything, but these specifically, and the Golden Girls won little dated now that Betty White has none of them are around. Kind of feel bad here on them, poor poor gal, poor guy five year old selves, which still blows my mind. But yeah, I digress. Yes, indeed, Well we will get over to boink Mary Kill before we do that. You can catch all the rest of our Patreon content on Patreon dot

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Mary Kill Francine. This is your brain child, what's going on today? I thought it would be funny if we did something like this to see what our preferences are with the opposite sex. Yeah, so I made up a list. I think you made up a list. I did, and now I threw a curveball. Oh there are some of the same on one list. What but I can edit it. I have an extra one. Okay, I thought that could just be fun. Oh well, all right, I did different. I did kind of different theme list I did too,

I did too. Scratched that one. I got a better one though, Okay, I'm sorry, all right, go ahead, Okay, so we're gonna play a little boink Mary kill. So you know the worlds of the game. You got a boink one, you gotta marry one, you gotta kill one. Yes, and this can be a little clever, a little little interesting. So I guess we'll go we'll road table, go back and forth. Yeah, we could go back and forth. How many sets do you have? I have four? I did well.

You told me to do five, So I did five. Okay, but I can I can drop one of them easily. Four yea better for the sake of time, Okay. So I couldn't remember if I told you four or five? So I have? I have four? You want me to first? You can? I broke them down into segments. I've got a wrestling one. I've got some pop culture ones, but we'll uh, we'll start with with an easy one. First. Here you're a football fan, mm hmm. And the news is Tom Brady. Okay, could he possibly be, you know,

the the the main sex symbol of the NFL. He might be. But here's the list for you. Since you're also an Eagles fan. So I threw Tom Brady, Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz, and former Eagles coach Andy Reid. Oh good lord. Well, I honestly don't want to kill anyone, but if I had to, we're gonna kill Andy. I don't want to have sexual relationships with Andy Reid. Carson Wentz would make the best husband, I think, so I would marry Carson Wentz, and I would boink the hell

out of Tom Brady. Although Tom Brady just did sign a new contract, so it would be worth marry. Yeah, Carson Wentz just seems like the most genuine person on this earth, Like he just seems like such a good person. I think he would be a wonderful husband. So I would have to marry Carson Wentz. Okay, yeah, but tom Brady's hot. Not gonna lie. It's not gonna lie. Brady had he's hot. It's you know, Okay, I have a good one for you. How about the Golden Girls Rose, Rose,

Dorothy and Blanche. I don't think I could really get a winning situation here. You can. They're very attractive. I'm going to say, uh, kill Dorothy. You're gonna kill the Arthur. I knew it. I guess I'm going to marry Rose because she's still alive. She's got a long, long life with her, and uh, I guess I have to go with Blanche. Blanche is pretty blinkable. She had a lot of hang on one second. Oh okay, I'm better now.

Oh Blanch was a pretty Oh you're ridiculous. The funny part about the Golden Girls is that they were like in their fifties and we call them Golden girls, and they were all old, but they were like in their fifties. I called bullshit on that because I'm going to be fifty in two years and I do not look like any of those ladies. Go look at when the show started how old they were. When their fifties. They were all gray, and I mean, it's the beauty of aging

from twenty twenty. Well, I'm not going to look like that when I'm fifty. I'm sorry. No, not that there's any look if you look like that, they look, yeah, like they look like old ladies and they're only fifty years old. Huh. I don't know. Okay, So anyway, but Blanche was like the sex kitten, so yeah, you would want to point Blanche. That's horrible. But yeah, okay, so let's see here we go. That's a good one. I did a TMZ search and I pulled the first three

people I could that I found on TMZ. Oh good lord. Here are the three people. Mike Tyson, Oh my god, Will Ferrell and the situation, Oh my god, really they're trending. Those are the three people. Yep, what's Mike Tyson trending for? It was one of It's just one of those sports articles that comes up like on the side, like, uh, okay, little oh you know what it was he signed up for cameo, That's what it was that made the news. Wow, Well, didn't he beat up the girl from head of the class? Yeah,

I'm gonna kill Mike Tyson. Sorry, sorry, Mike. Yeah, I don't want anything to do with that. I'm going to Oh gosh, I'll marry Will Farrell. Okay, he's got that coin and I don't want to sleep with the situation. Yeah, boy, I really don't. Although I did watch Jersey Shore yesterday, okay from this week, and uh, he's doing well for himself. Yeah he is. Yeah, even though his tanning salon that was in my old town, he ended up going to jail for nobody. He's a changed person. No, he's a

changed person. I was never a big fan of his. Like when when Jersey Shore first came out, I thought, God, this kid's a douchebag, He's a dickhead, I hate him, blah blah blah. And now he has matured into a pretty good guy. I think so, at least that's what you know we see on the show. But uh, I still wouldn't want to sleep with him, but I guess I would pick him to this. Boink Okay, wink real quick and run still air. Okay, So let's do a wrestling one. I got three, three different current stars for

you to choose from, each with a different look. Mandy Rose Page or Becky Lynch. So I got a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead for you. Okay, pick your poison. I'm gonna say Becky's got to go because I can't get past the voice, the deep voice, deep voice. Okay, I guess, uh, Jesus is a tough one. I guess Mandy Mary really, and then Paige would be the final. There's also some stuff out there about yeah, well your wife, your wife is a brunette, correct, So do you tend

to go for brunettes more than blondes? Or I would say yes, okay, gotcha, gotcha. But you want to marry Mandy, I will go, Yeah, I'll do that, absolutely, let's do it. I do think Mandy is a is a brunette by trade? Oh really, I think, I think, I think, I don't know, I don't know. Her. I know she's an Italian girl. Yeah, and from Jersey, I believe, Ah, I believe, very nice. Yeah, okay, all right, all right, so I'll go to my wrestling one. Okay,

this is it. I mean, this is a layup. We went with the McMahon family here, folks, Well, we all know who I like in that family. So I took him out of the equation. Oh no, he's my favorite. So it's Vince Triple h and the billion dollar Princess. Well, I don't sleep with women, never had, never will, so I have to kill Stephanie McMahon. Oh my god. Well, let's marry Vince because he's probably gonna die soon, right, not, I shouldn't say that. No, No, how old is Vince McMahon.

Vince I believe is seventy maybe seventy seven. See, yeah, he's kind of up there. I was going to say, he's one of those guys who will probably lived till he's one hundred and fifty years old and torture my life if I'm married him. Right, he was showing up Monday nights in Gorilla with his headsets on. Yeah, in his protein bar. I'll marry Vince because then when he passes, I'll get a nice little uh seven pay Yeah you will, Yeah, you'll see you a nice one on the way. Yeah.

And then I'll just boake triple H for a hell of it, which I probably would never do. He goes over in the end, though, that's the only thing he always does, goes over in the end. It's the it's in the contract. Yes, so you're you're supposed to make me look good. Yeah, all right, all right. So the third one I have for you is actresses. Okay, hope, I know that all lovely women, by the way, Jennifer Aniston,

Angelina Jolie or Sandra Bullock. Oh that's a tough one because I go for the kill on Sandra again because of the voice. But she also reminded me of somebody that I used to be very good friends with that I said, sounded like her. But I've heard some rumors about Jennifer Aniston. Do tell about sense of some sort that she doesn't smell the greatest. There's been rumors about her over there. She has a stinky cookie. She's got

a little bit of an odor so in her cookie. Yes, But also, but here's the thing, though, you're kind of playing Russian Roulette with Angelina Jolie too. So literally, I think I'm gonna get rid of Angelina. So wait, you're not getting rid of Sandra. No, I'm gonna keep saying I think we will marry Speaky Cookie, marry Sandra. Okay, get rid to Angelina and put a nose clip on your nose first, exactly. That's funny because I thought I heard a rumor about Brad Pitt not being the cleanest person.

That's also been out there as well. That has also been out there as well. Wow, that hasn't used the odorant. Oh that could be a problem. Yeah, but you know, when you look like them, does it really matter. I hear that it's not a problem, So it's not a big problem. Okay. It's one of those things where I put my two phones were in here. Hold on, see, I had two lists here that are really good, but I'm gonna go with the Howard Stern list. Oh, brother, is it the wat Pack. There's a couple of guys

from the wat Pack on there. We got Baba Booie Beetlejuice and Jeff the Drunk. Holy shit, that's an awful list. Baba Booi. Well, I have to marry Gary because he's the only sane person on the list. Oh my god, this is so gross. I'm killing both of them. I'm not sleeping with either now, Beetlejuice. There are some performances out there, you know that you could use for reference if you need. There's there's some videos out there, Beetlejuice. He did some sex tapes. Yes, really, we have to.

Oh can we get a trailer? Can we go over it? Oh God, I hope not. No, I don't think so. I don't think we can find a censored one for that. Now. I could not. All right, for the sake of it, I will pick. But I could not even think about sleeping with either of those two people. I would kill Beetle Juice and maybe Jeff a junk, would pass out before we even had to have sex. So but could you imagine? No, I could not, Wow, ab Gary Delebody seems like a really good husband. He was a good dude. Yeah,

I could put him on either word. A very hard worker, but a very focused worker, so he could come off like a dick. But from what I understand, you know, very good family man. Yeah that's always a big, huge plus. Yeah, that was gross. Okay, uh oh me, yeah, one more? Okay, are you ready for this? No Phillis Stiller, Oh god, Joan Rivers or Mini Pearl. Oh Jesus, do you know who Many Pearl is? Right? Yeah? Yeah, this is a

tough one. Uh, this is great. Oh boy, I mean, like any man, hang on, I guess I'm gonna have to kill Phyllis Diller. I don't know why her voice. Yeah, I don't know why I'm gonna have to kill Phyllis Diller. I guess I'll have to marry Minnie Pearl. Oh, seems very very wifely. And I guess John Rivers. You know she's she was, she married for a long time. You know she's uh wow, Yeah, you know. Joan Rivers has the coin though you probably talk dirty, Yeah, but John

Rivers has all the money. You'd still go with the Mini Pearl. I have to. Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't interesting. Many Pearl's a cute little thing. I like Mini Pearl. Yeah, yeah, she's cute. Let me just throw my last one at you because it's it's very funny. It's game shows. Because I know how much you liked the game shows. Bob Barker Alex Trebek and Pat Sayjack. Oh, Bob Barker was very attractive when he was younger. Okay, so I'll marry Bob Barker. Although I am allergic to pets.

That could be a problem. He loves his pets. Oh right, I was getting ready for our watch along. You're good jumping the gun here kid. All right, I'll marry about Barker. I will kill oh god, I'll kill Pat say Jack, and I'll boink Alex Trebek. Alex does have an ailment. I now you know you're getting it in before you get it in before the end. There, So all right, oh god, that's horrible. Okay, well that's it. That's my choices. And who are some of your lists? The fans? Oh yeah, yeah?

Who who do you want to blink, marry and kill? If anybody kills me, you're all on detention, That's all I have to say. Honestly, I was sweating. I was like, please, don't come up with like an ECW list. Please. Well I could have been a dick and did that, but I did not. That was the first thing I thought. I was like, no, because now no, because now it's incest because you and I we cannot we can never

be true. So yeah, that that wasn't a possibility. That's why I thought the w WE product would be fun. Same thing. I did not go for an ECW list as well. I was not going down that road. So yeah, not not an option. But that's a cute little game, I thought, dynamic dude, Shane the franchise Shane, or let me see what's the third version of Shane. I could come up w c W Shane Ricky Steamboat w c W Shane. Yes, I don't know. In the w CW Ricky Steamboat days he was. He's looking pretty good. Oh

he was a very very handsome young lad there. Shane Douglass was with the coff You can't forget the franchise quaff. Yes, okay, that's fun. Yeah, there you go. All right, so let's wrap it up here, and we got more content coming this week. You wonder what we're going to be checking out. Francene doesn't even know yet, but I'm going on now surprise with a short little clip. We've got here, So catch us there or catch us on the flip side. Working enough so you may as well make what you're

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