Bizarre Matches

I'm guessing we're gonna go the stip route. Well, okay, if you want there. There have been like weird things in we w like. Uh one of the things I was involved in was when I was supposed to be the drunk GM and I played the you know, I carried the vacaba and we did a like a bunk house match where all the heels were we surrounded the ring and the two I don't even remember who wrestled. Uh. I can't remember who was in the inside, but the babyfaces I think out there were so many more babyfaces

than heels. And I kept saying, I think Shannon was with me. I kept saying, there's like two of us and ten of them. This is the dumbest thing I've ever done. And like we were supposed to be drunk, so we were taking swigs of the bob. The dynamic was just off. It didn't make sense, the numbers weren't correct. It was just stupid. It was stupid booking. I didn't book it. You know, somebody else booked. It was just dumb.

And you say to yourself, this is so stupid, Like why you're out there you're laughing your ass off and you're saying that I'm getting paid for this nonsense because it makes the thought, is it that, yeah, well whatever I'm getting paid for. This is their plan. Just do whatever they want. And we when we do certain spots on these and it's mostly the indie shows, it's really it really wasn't ECW or WWE because that kind of made sense. You're following the storyline or whatever when you

do this indie stuff. Some of the things that you're doing out there are it's just it's mind blowing that you're even getting paid to be involved in such stupidity. I have to say it. But you take the money, you do it, and you leave it's an easy payday, you know. I think fans get riled up for talent, you know, like because the fans are so passionate about the product they want to see. Yes, I just sort of an example. We had a referee who was blind. His name was Stevie Wonderful. He was a black man.

He wore the shades. Okay, blind referee. When he would pat the girls down, he would grab their breast, grab their ass, feel them up. Okay. And I remember I was involved in something and I told him if you lay a hand on me, I will kick you square in the nuts. Like, do not touch me as a shoot, as a shoot Okay, Now, I'm not letting this man fondle me like the girls were like you know, the strippers, And I'm just like touch me and die, don't touch me.

And when he went to I grabbed this hand. I was like, bro, I told you, oh wow, get out of here. Oh yeah. But he's the blind referee, so he could get away with it. Funny, yes, ridiculous, absolutely, Okay. I would you have a blind referee. He can't see to make the counts. So what's the point. I think that is the point. The blind referee that's really well, it's ridiculous and it's it's you stand there and you go,

who writes this ship? Well, I mean, you know, obviously over time, Vince Russo has been accused of bad all the time stipulation matches. But we talked about it with Mickey James last week when we had her on, and we'll talk about it again. I'm sure in the future it's probably due for another watch along, just because it's

been like two years since we watched it. But the Laingerie Battle Royal, I mean, it's stipulations like that that on paper fans maybe more modern fans get pissed off about it, but you look at it, you go, well, what can you do in this match? And it's bizarre, just like what we're talking about with these other matches in the video. That match was weird because, like Mickey said, there was no direction. We weren't told anything. They had the girls come in the ring and they were just

like pair off with someone and do your thing. And then you know Kathy Dingham who was BB and WWE, she was Barbara Bush and she was I forget what was her name, I don't even remember, but she was the winner. You know she had to go over, so let's get her to go over. And that was it. No one told us anything. There was nothing to follow, so everybody was just like, we didn't know. Once a girl left, the other girl was clueless because none of

the girls were really wrestlers. Like there was a handful of us that were in the business that understood, but the rest of them were dancers or cheerleaders or something. So if their partner got eliminated, because we all paired a they were like a deer and headlath, who do I go with? So you see somebody standing by the sow, you go over there and you knock them out and they're like, oh, why are you beating me up? Well, that's what you do here, you know what I mean?

No direction whatsoever. It was a mess. It was a hot mess. So you should have agented that Metsch, shouldn't you, because you were the vet. I well, I if I saw somebody by themselves, I was just trying to incorporate them, and you know, you whisper in their ear. Okay, just stay with me, because that's what I did with Jerry Lawler's girlfriend. I said, stay with me, I said, I told her when to hit me. I would hit her,

it was, but then you know, she got eliminated. So then she gets eliminated and Shannon comes behind me and throws a punch that didn't even come near me. It was like it hit the air and I never told it because I didn't. It was from behind. I never felt her, right. I'd rather somebody light it in a little so I can react than just completely miss me, which we laughed about after. I was like, what are you doing? She's like, I don't know. I just I saw you were sitting there. I just came over. I

was like, hit me. You know, it's hard to I don't have eyes behind my head. It was. It was the biggest cluster ever. You don't have eyes above your heavy you have eyes up here. Oh yeah, how about that? All right, Well, let's take a look at this video. So this is put together by walk Culture, so it's gonna be a lot of more you know, modern WWE stuff and more the you know, the more famous things. But there's some stuff here I've never even heard of. So we'll take a look at what we got here.

Uh tell me, will pause if we need to, or if not, we'll just let it run through evening gown match, the hardcore evening gown match pause. This is very famous because this is heyday attitude era ratings getting machine w w F and I'll let them tell the story. Am I just listening? Or is there someone to watch? Well, it's gonna be both. We'll listen. You're pulling it up. Yeah, yeah, we'll listen. And women and battering the piss out of

each other like RuPaul's drag Race. Glasgow, I can't see anything. Oh my bad, my bead asking you? Am I going to my bad? Hold on? Hold on, there we go. Let me a little bit more hardcore evening gown match. So that's not two old men dressed as women and battering the piss out of each other like Ruthcol's drag race. Glasgow Patterson and Jail Risco were two supremely successful rest of there but known by casual fans for portraying Vince mcman's bumbling stooges at King of the Ring two thousand.

Both men had been comedically feuding over the hardcore title, pinning each other while sleeping and sees women to hide locker rooms. The latter was the cause for this surreal disgrace of a match as two legends kicked, then pulling and Granny panties number nine the Gulf of Mexico match one of the few. Actually, okay, I'm gonna pause that. So Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson and Drag having a

hardcore match. Is that selling tickets? I don't think it's selling tickets, But I get why they did it, because the gimmick was you can pin anybody at any time. Correct, you know they're hardcore titled match. So they they mentioned that they dressed and dragged the hide in the women's locker room, correct, Blendon with the divas So comedic, yes, stupid, yes, but I get it. Okay, but it's an embarrassment because those two men had such great careers and then they're

they're doing stuff like this. But you have to because you're you're a good with being guy. Right, Okay, So now we'll up to the Gulf of Mexico match and you know that logo right there. Memorable moments of ww's reboot to BCW, and not necessarily in a good way. In two thousand and eight, Seampunk was feeding with Sharburger era of the ECW Championship and before their title clashed No Way Out, they were pitted against each other in

the first and only Golf of Mexico match. The arena they were wrestling in was situated across the road from the titular Golf and the only way to win the match throw your opponent into the body of water. Otherwise anything goes. This was a very silly thing, and considering how dirty the water likely was probably the most actually dangerous match on this list. Wait a minute, pause that so was that match taped? Like it wasn't live? They

literally threw him in the water. They did a portion that started in the arena and then shifted outside the arena, which I'm sure at that point is that where they use a little smoke mirror action. Yeah, it had to be taped in a dance just behind the curtain watching this debacle of a match, right, and then you know they probably I'm not sure if they did it, but they do the old stumbleback, you know, celebrate token wet. Okay, God, this is not what you think it is. You're thinking

of the Dungeon of Doom. And it's not that it's really not. It's still quite weird. Stuve Hart's dungeon was essentially a basement, but it served as a wrestling school for I don't think this is bizarre. Owen Hart the dungeon. Yeah, they did a dungeon down there. Yeah, they did two or three matches down there. It was also the setting of a match between owen Hart and Ken Shamrock. I think both men back at each other's heads off the I think it's kind of cool. Actually, yeah, I like this.

I don't I think I fake bars and now most Canadian basements. No, I don't mind that prison match. This is ridiculous in a great Carle debut and w W so fun fact this is there's one I worked there when this was this match is taking place. This was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay, because he was big at one point, he got wins over Cane and the Undertaker. Look here, he has been

in the Undertaker with his book. It's awful. So they wanted to give the Giant Man his own signature match in his feud with the Undertaker, and that was the Jabi prison match. Joby prison was built of shop and bamboo, and to be honest, it looks like it should be a cool match, I mean, but the rules were ludicrously complicated, involving multiple cages to escape and doors are only open for certain amounts of time, and then they closed and then you had to choose a different door. It was rubbish.

And worst of all, the great car Lead, the innovator of the match, didn't even feature in it. He wasn't medically cleared apparently, and was replaced at the last minute with the Big Show. Oh no, that's what I remember. So it was a bait and switch where he couldn't wrestle, so his signature match, he wasn't even involved in it.

And this is the first time that they were putting it on a pay per viewer on te SO and it was you couldn't You could barely see through the bamboo of the cage, right, horrible, horrible, that's so darn.

Judy Bagwell was so over step right up, even counted Vince Russo And if some corners of the IWC had to be believed, he's the worst thing to have ever happened to wrestling, crippling the industry with convoluted, nonsensical story, lighting's lowest common denominator smart and stipulations that are ridiculous

on a genius or hitler. There's no denying that the Judy Bagwell on a forklift match was the pit Bagwell was viewing with Chris Positively Canyon in w c W in two thousand and As part of the storyline, Canyon was stalking and then eventually was that young mother. Yeah, she just passed away. Ah and to get her back Buff would have to beat him in a Judy Bagwell on a four What second of all shuts up? Nobody? What's worse than the match being watched over by lady

on a forklift? Nothing? Number five on there more ludicrous. This one isn't bad either. It's just this is called the King of the Road Blacktop Bully for dustin roads in the back of a trailer being driven by an eighteen wheeler. The trailer was a cage full of hay the two men hit each other with, so they're fighting while the match truck is moving and sounding the truck.

Fun fact, not only was it a bizarre, awkward done have a match, but WCW also had a straight no bleeding policy at the time, and after both men bladed it, they were both summarily dismissed from the company. Yeah, so they blazed. They so they got juice during the match that was on the back of a truck, so it made sense that they could bleed. Ww had no blood. They both got fired. The guy in in red as repo man, right correct, Yeah, okay, and so Dustin gets

fired goes on to become gold Dust. Dustin looks so cute. He had a very unique look. He was a good looking guy back in the day. Yeah. Wow. So they didn't even bump in that pretty much, right. They would hit the side of the truck and they would be like, oh my god, they're going to knough the truck over or they would fall in the hay. But you know, easy, easy payday. And it was you know, they had the

crane shot overhead, they had the camera guy inside. Very unique. Yeah, well why would they gig if they were told not the gig? I guess they thought it would make the mass better and that they would make it look like it was a hard way job, which I mean, you know, I guess if both guys did it caused both Yeah, that was it. Interesting. Across the water to Japan now flagship Nation of Crazy Death matches in Big Japan Pro wrestling mitsu. Here in, mats Unaga fought Shadow w X

in an alligated death match. The stipulation was the loser of the death match had to then fight an alligator Japan. Not only was the main match utter carnage featuring barbed wi boards, barbed white baseball bat, beds of nails. Dumb, dumb, dum, Matsunaga lost and he had to. It's a small and presumably scared alligator, mister Japanese man loopally prodding an alligator with his foot, and an alligator who just wanted out of the ring. Number three, the Chambers of Oh this

is this is a piece of my old friend. Good to see you. The Chamber of Horrors match was exactly that. An absolute horror show nineteen ninety one. They built a gigantic hell and it cell like the scar studded but just awful, and an electric chair that was loaded to the middle of the ring. It was a five on five tag match and the match could only be won by someone being strapped into the electric chair and have someone flip a switch and electrocute them. Yep, a match

where in cafe the loser was killed. Okay, so there's the image right, let me go back to that. So the finish is so it's so messed up right off, hang on, now that's the explosion, okay, but I just want to shoo it so it's not on his head, right, So he starts like flailing like this when the thing's not touching him. Maybe it hadn't flailed so much it came off. They know it doesn't fit on his head, it doesn't reach, so they had to go to the far shot to get the big explosion because this is

what the picture looks like. Oh my god, have you ever have you ever been around Abbie? Okay, have you around him Abby? Yeah? I don't know. I hear weird things about him. Yeah, I don't. I don't, probably not. I don't know. I don't know if I ever met him. He's a weird guy from what I hear. Okay, he's Abdul at the Butcher. It was a star studded match featuring Sting, the Steiners, Cactus Jack, Big Van Vader, and an entire audience of people who thought they'd just seen

a murder or a crap wrestling match. Both Number two the no Rope Electrified barbed wi swimming pool Dynamite Double helld Death match back to Japan and the longest say, there has to be Japan Frontier Salat's wrestling and let's break it down. So the ring is on an island in this gigantic pool of water. Stay with us. And in addition to the electrified barbed why surrounding half the ring, stay with us. The water surrounding the ring was lace.

If you fell into the water, the water exploded. Also, the rest has had to be transported to the ring and take a boat. I don't really have much more to say. And number one the Kennel from Hell match. If you thought this wasn't going to give us this, I don't care what job you do. So the Big boss Man killed Al Snow's dog, Pepper and fed it to him. Cool all on board so far. He revenge challenged him to a Kennel from Hell match at Unforgiven

nineteen ninety nine. Okay, so the Big boss Man kidnapped Al Snow's beloved Chihuahua, Pepper, cooked it, fed it to Al Snow, which is a take on an infamous mister Fuji rib and they decided to blow it off in a Kennel from Hell match where the traditional blue steel cage was surrounded by hell and a cell, and around the ring were supposed to be rabid rottweilers that would tear you to shreds if they came over to their side. Were the what do you think the dogs dish were?

They were probably trained, right, let's see if he covers it. Okay, put it inside a helmet cell with a pack of vicious dogs surrounding the ring. That sounds great. Of course, the dogs didn't play ball, preferring to sit around, copulate with each other, or crap on the floor rather than looking at anywhere. And possibly the worst hardcore match ever created. And that's our list. Did we miss it? So the dogs, Yeah, they they crapped on the floor. They pissed on the floor.

Two of them were humping as yeah yeah, and they like you know, al Snow like had to jump over and like pretend like he was like afraid, so he had a run from them. But they weren't even moving. So I wonder if any of the boys stepped in the ship, it would have been the camera guys if anything, because they were the ones having to navigate through. But oh so so bad, So you never did anything exploding

and you never had anything with dogs involved. No. Still time, still time, Yeah, they're still Oh my gosh, still time the seventeenth maybe, and maybe I'll suggest that I do think we need to rewatch the Lingerie Battle Royal. I think we need I think we need that. That needs that just needs like an another re like imagining, because we watched it like two years ago or something. I love it. I will watch it every day because it's hilarious to me. It's it's hanging out, which is chain

smoking back of marble light. Yes, well, until the next time we find what else we've got up our sleeves for the Queen of Extreme This is the chad, sir. We'll catch you on the flip side.