people call me a napo baby all the time i'm like but my dad wasn't an influencer we're happy little fuck okay guys i'm doing something really fucking stupid right now We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.
Welcome back to an episode of Extra Dirty. I have a very, very handsome man with me today. Chris, how are we? I'm so excited. Are you? I'm so excited. Are you nervous? Slightly. I've never done a podcast before. It's okay. I don't know what I'm doing right now. Like first one, how did you ease into it? Like we obviously know how to do TikTok and like cameras are great. Where did you like start to get like.
all right let's do it production let's run it like when did that happen like how did my first episode go yeah it was like the scariest thing i've ever done like the first one's the most important one too because it can't be a flop i know so i redid it i redid it twice it was like in a different setup i was my old apartment and i was like kind of sitting kind of like doing longer format of what i do on tiktok and then i was like
like then I was like I might need a co-host something was missing from the recipe and then I decided like Lauren and Graydon just like my friends on because I feel like you're more most comfortable like with people you know yeah I love the idea of like, I mean, first doing your friends because obviously comfortability is like the biggest thing. But I want to and I think I told you this. I'm so inspired by like.
talk show hosts and like yeah bringing on talent and celebrities and like interviewing people and just getting to know that wait yeah give me that martini i know wait we didn't cheers yet i fucking love you i'm so excited let's go no this is actually a great kickoff yeah i love i love us this is so us wait we have to talk about like how we first met and how we know each other well it's funny because it was really through like
tick tock initially but then we realized that we have a lot of the same like story and friends and like nantucket and there's so much overlap with us yeah and i think right away we kind of hit it off like well we had two or three martinis probably but we were like wait We're very similar.
Oh, yeah. We have, like, the same taste in everything. When did you first find me? I love how you're, like, interviewing me, too. Wait. See, I'm good at this. You were really good at this. I first found you on my For You page, and a lot of people were, like, tagging me in your shit. And I love your stuff because it's so like it's like almost like poetic. It's inspired by.
I don't know how to explain it. It's like 80s, but like vibes. I'm super nostalgic. Yeah. I bring in so many old, like I love that Sex and the City's on back there. I'll mix in that with like Chief Keef or like things from our childhood. Yeah.
and just music i like and like being my own creative director i think that's the biggest thing is like what you put out on the internet is a representation of you and like what you feel and what you like yeah so i just used it to kind of like screw around and have fun yeah and it started to kind of take off after like doing it for years but yeah you started first with like talking videos or what like no oh fuck I started with thirst wraps
like that was like in when i started when i had hair but like no like i started with thirst traps i also went through a phase where i was just like ripping shots and not having any reaction that was like a really weird crazy crazy i was like there's no longevity to this and people like were ripping me into shreds thinking i was an alcoholic i mean they still do that but like and then i was like you know what like i'm gonna start treating
this platform like a private story and just kind of like debrief and pretend like everyone on the internet is like all my close friends yeah I love that and I'm like I got fucked last night I like really forget that like I have an audience watching sometimes You're so good about being vulnerable with like your sex life and everything. That's something I definitely keep private. Yeah. But you have such a great audience that's like.
It's more girl-driven, I think. I have more guys. Yeah. So they want to see, like, hard shit. Yeah, yeah. Like, cool. I don't know. The mashups you do and whatnot. Yeah, yeah. But. Well, I think, like, as a. female it's important to be like open and honest about your sex life because I don't feel like a lot of people are 100% like I think it's so cool you're such a pioneer with it and like little pat on the back there
i mean maybe i go a little too far sometimes like when i went on caller daddy i was like i was just letting it rip and i was like did i overshare but i feel like oversharing is also like become part of my brand but that's what like got exactly that's what i think got you to where it is because if you didn't push the
limits a bit it'd be like yeah you're cool but like what's different about you yeah that's what makes you stick out I definitely push the limits a lot I also like for what I talk about I feel like I also try to not I expected there to be a lot of internet hate. Once I grow and grow and grow, I've been getting more hate and hate and hate. Naturally. Naturally. I feel like haters are a symptom of success. 100%. If you don't have haters, you're not doing anything right. You're not pushing.
the boundaries like i'd be worried if no one was talking shit you people talking period like helps your brand i know that sounds terrible but it's if if people are talking about you that means you're doing something to get you know wrestle the feathers or like just get
people going yeah so it's i get comments sometimes where it's like i've never seen like unk hate like i've never seen anyone like hate on you but i do i get it all the time you do yeah i was just gonna ask you get internet hate yeah like on reddit or where
I don't know about it, but I just go through my approved and deleted. And sometimes they, so TikTok does a good job of like censoring hate sometimes. Yeah. It'll be random people being like, you're just privileged. Like you got your job or you got to where you are because of.
your parents or like your family or i you probably get a lot of the same stuff people call me a napo baby all the time i'm like but my dad wasn't an influencer oh my god no i was like wait my dad wasn't a celebrity so what are you talking about my dad wasn't a tick tocker i don't understand but yeah i get that shit too mixed in with obviously
a lot i feel like girls are i don't get a lot of hate from guys it mostly girls the it's a girl and girls girls are that's probably why i don't get much hate because i have mostly guys there's a girl and girl crime going on on the internet i don't know what it is you guys gotta love each other
I try. I don't comment anything negative on anyone's post ever. Why would you? But I feel like that's a symptom of, I don't know. It's an insecurity. If you're hating on someone, it's because there's something with you. within you that is like you need to put it out yeah on someone else because you're not feeling good about yourself yeah so whenever you're like in any sense of the word like hating on something or not liking something it's because an insecurity
Yeah, you're upset with yourself or something. Like, I always picture, I'm like, do you think Bella Adib would, like, comment on some, like, random girl she doesn't know posts and be like, you're a fucking ugly bitch. Never. I started doing... I've said like Kate Moss would never. Have you heard me say that? I love that. I want to like coin that. I think that could be part of my thing. We need some merch. Like the same with like Bella or any cool. Think of any cool.
people we look up to like they would never hate on someone you look up to kate moss yeah she's one of my definitely influences like i love females she's probably my one of my top influences yeah i love her give me a top three for females and males
That's a lot of people. Can I just do, yeah, let me just think of off the top of my head. David Beckham, Pharrell. I grew up being a huge fan of both of those. Pharrell's awesome. Pharrell's incredible. Pharrell is one of my like North Star coolest guys. Just with how he crosses over through music and fashion, like as a little kid, he was one of my biggest influences. So Pharrell, David Beckham, Kate Moss, my dad.
Those three. Can I do? Oh, JFK Jr. too. RIP. I knew you were going to do something nostalgic in there. Yeah, RIP. Wait, those are some good ones. Bella Deed's definitely up there for me. Yeah, I was going to say, who are yours? I think Bella Deed. There's...
The Hadid family is very cool. No, it's just something I used to be like, I used to be obsessed with both of them. I also hear they're like extremely nice people in person. That's the best. I love nice people. I love hot people that are kind. Hot, kind people are the best people in the world. Yeah. Hot and mean bad bad bad ugly and mean is almost better than
Hot and mean. Yeah. Except don't be mean. Or ugly and nice is hotter than a hot and mean person. Do that math. You know what I mean, though? You're right, though. It's true. Who else besides the hot... I don't know. I love reality TV. I fuck with Lisa Vanderpump. I don't watch any reality TV. You don't? What do you watch? Like documentaries. Like what's your like nightly routine look like? I want to know. I get home from work at like 630. Yeah. I get to pole most of the time.
I like make content. That's actually when I edit a lot of my videos. I feel like you make a lot of content in your office too. I do. So I film it. in the morning before my boss gets in i'll do my like talking videos in the morning i love them and then thank you i have they call them um unk disciples now of like all these kids started actually i think i'm an unk disciple
Well, you're like my sister, so it's different. Your aunt, yeah. It started in Sweden, and it's called Grish. Have you heard of it? Grish? No. Yeah, it's called Grish. But a style of finance bro.
like wealthy street wear and they're like you're the king of grish like onk is grish how did you get onk i don't know anytime i post like an aesthetic video now with like yeah a song in the background that's not like like an aesthetic sound it's like more like rap based everyone's like you're trying to be on I love that shout out Sweden I don't know like all my little Swedish boys, but that sounds so weird No, but they're cool. I'm gonna go to Sweden actually in a month
Wait, are you going to get fanboyed there? Maybe. I don't know. We'll see. Is your majority of your demographic in Sweden? No. It just started in Sweden. Oh, interesting. This was last year at this time. It was like randomly I got like...
14 or 15 000 followers from like stockholm wait that's so interesting i know and then it grew to us and now it's like more when did you blow up was there a video in mine like that you were like okay so net spend there's something you know net spend he's an artist so I love underground music, obviously. That's part of how I kind of gained the following. I'm always up on music and I love rap. So he's a cool kid. He's like 17.
people hate on him a lot because he's this white kid and he's kind of like... Wait, I do know who you're talking about. You've seen him before. He kind of looks like Kid Leroy. He kind of is like Kurt Cobain energy. I posted a video to one of his songs that I was addicted to. And it was at the Metropolitan. We were at family dinner and Christmas time. It was December, early December. And that one kind of took off.
And it started to snowball because it just was like the stuff I was normally doing. But then I had eyeballs. So then once that happened, it kind of just changed. And there were a couple other artists that. like Ian Ian's my boy like we found each other last year at this time just on TikTok we're just like fans of each other and it was before he blew up and kind of before I started to get more of a following too and um
Yeah, I just posted some of his sounds. So it was promoting people's music that I liked. Yeah. Which is cool. That was more niche. Ian's big now. He's huge. Yeah, he's going on tour again. And do you work with him or are you just like... Buddies with him. Just buddies. It's like us. We're just randomly similar in a lot of ways. He's young though, right? Yeah, he's young. He's 19. He's 19. He's a cutie pie. He dropped out of Clemson for this.
And now it's working out. It's definitely working out for him. He's the man. He's very cool. He's very mature for his age too. He didn't tell me at first that he was 19. So we hung out a couple times and then I found out. I was with him and his mom and it was his birthday. I was like, how old are you turning? And it was like 19. I was like, whoa, you're very young. How old are you?
31. 31? It's pretty old. It's not old. You're not that much older than me. It's not, but for the internet and for being involved in the underground and all that, it's getting up there. Yeah. But we're in the same- range i would say i know i feel like every one of my friends right now is like getting engaged in shit and i'm like i i have no interest no like i literally have no interest i feel like i haven't even tapped into like my full potential yet not even just career wise but like
Looks-wise, I feel like I have another peak coming. Yeah, of course. It's in like 35 to 40, I think, is like a great peak. But I feel the same. I was at a dinner with a bunch of my fraternity buddies last night. And every single one of them, one of them has a wife now. He just got married. Yeah. Then one is engaged. Then one has his girlfriend. And I was just seventh wheel. And I'm like.
everyone's gone. But like, do you want that? No. Right now? I don't. I have no interest. I don't at all. Yeah. We're similar. I know. And everyone's like, how is this man single? That sounds weird to say, but... everyone's like why is he single or like what's up and I'm like I don't want like what's wrong with him yes exactly but I don't want that I just feel like society puts like a lot of pressure on us to like
reach certain milestones when we get to certain ages and I just do not fuck with any milestones I know I feel like career wise I didn't even start having like a real income slash career until like last year at the age of 26 that's pretty good though and look at look at you now i was just riding the wave on nantucket yeah being a hostess wait so you were hostess at galley right galley and crew
Okay. And they used to call me do-job hallow. Love. Anyways, I digress. Well, so we're talking about Nantucket. Yeah, but I was just hostessing out there just in the summers, but then I would come back to New York. I obviously had an apartment here. My dad was paying for it. It's still paying for the majority of it. I want to say cut that, but keep that in. That's pretty real, though. Keep that shit in. Can I swear to?
Oh, yeah. Have you listened to any of my episodes? Yes, but I still want to be respectful. I talk about anal. Well, if you want to swear, that would be like for you. For me, that's badass. Because you're a corporate baddie. Yeah. I love how like open and comfortable it is. But yes, I do have a corporate job. Yeah. Everyone asks about my job a lot too. Like so many.
now people found my email and stuff and i get so many calls and like during the day at my office people will cold call me like i answer the phone one day And I was like, Chris Hine. And they're like, oh, my God. Oh, it's you. And I was like, no. Like, don't. You got my corporate line. Like, no. Block. Does your job ever get bothered that you are.
posting online i get that question a lot too yeah they they don't really because my company is siloed into like little teams so it's me and my boss like i don't really report to a manager per se or like bigger people so as long as i'm doing my job and i don't let social media get in the way of work then like you know it's 2025 we all have like lives outside the office yeah it just happens that like i have a
As long as you're not involved in any scandal or whatever. Yes, I'm scared of scandals. I feel like you do well in scandals. I am terrified of scandals. There's scandals that have been put out about me that aren't even factual. Sometimes I feel like some of the... Shit I get online is literally like fan fiction. They just make up.
plot lines for different narratives that don't exist. They have confidence that they're like, oh yeah, Hallie did this. It's like, where did you come up with this? If it's online and it's readable and if you don't debunk it, but I'm like, there's a lot of shit. I'm like, I'm not just debunking every... Yeah, I don't feel like responding to a lot of things. It'll just bring more attention to those things. It's part of the gig, you know? Yeah. Okay, we're back. Is everything working now?
Jesus Christ. We're having some technical difficulties. I think we can get through anything together. No, we can. Where do we leave off? I think we left off at vampires. Yeah. So you were saying how we're...
Are you vampy? Because I'm pretty vampy. I'm vampy, but I don't think I would label my... We don't like labels. No, no labels ever. No labels ever. But I would say I was like... telling you about this earlier but i was saying um like lauren compares me like megan fox and jennifer's body i love obviously not like looks wise and aura she also gives me my strong aura though she gives me by panic but like
also that's her job is to give by panic i think no literally yeah it's in the prerequisite she was one of my first crushes actually really yeah love her yeah she's so hot But when I don't sleep with a guy for a long time, I turn gray in the face, pale. I lose weight. And then I just... Turn to vampire. I need blood. I need semen.
I can't believe you haven't seen Nosferatu. Is this the first time you're hearing of it through me? I think Lauren may have mentioned that we should watch Nosferatu. Nelly Furtado. Nelly Furtado. We never got to it. I don't go to the movies often. It's funny. That's a new thing for me is going to the movies because I can check out. It's one of the few times where I won't look at my phone. I'll put it away.
And what else did I see? I saw another scary movie a couple months ago. I don't know. The movies is nice. I went through years of not going to the movies because it's like too, I don't know. You feel like a kid. But then it's like kind of, there's a euphoria about leaving a movie theater. After a good movie, when you leave the movie theater, and your fingers are all buttery, and it's just like, I like popcorn. Yeah, I like popcorn. Yeah, I love popcorn. You can watch it though. You do.
You need to report back because I feel like that's a movie that you should watch. Is it a long movie? I've ADHD. Yeah, it's like movie length, like an hour, maybe 45. I can do that. You can do it. Once I went to the movies, and this will scar me forever. I was probably nine years old.
old and my dad brought us to watch hong kong uh what's it called king kong not hong kong my dad brought us to watch king kong i remember seeing that too and it was and i was like fuck yeah but it was also like scary as shit but it was also like long as shit was nicole kiddin in that did i just make that up i feel like she's in everything have you seen maybe girl
No, I didn't see it yet. I want to watch. Me too. One of my friends just saw it. Maybe we go see that. I DM that man. Who? The co-star. He didn't reply. I feel like anytime you DM someone, they're going to reply. I'm not verified. How do we get verified on TikTok? Well, I guess it doesn't. I feel like it's hard to get verified. I mean, if I wanted to, I could buy like a blue check on Instagram, but I refuse to do that. It's not real.
But you have a lot more security. I feel like if you have a blue check on Instagram, my shit gets hacked all the time. I'm like, stop. We should verify you. Yeah. Except I guess it's coming soon. It'll happen, I think. You think? Yeah. 2025 predictions. I just put that on my mood board. What are Chris Hines goals for 2025? Survive and be swag. Everyone keeps asking me like choose your goals. I don't know.
I feel like we're living in a crazy reality right now and so much can be taken away so quickly. Yeah. I don't know. Not to get like too deep with that, but. You can't. We can't think about it too much, but it's just crazy that in a matter of seconds, things change.
And I want to continue on like a positive path and just keeping me and having fun and networking and like meeting people. For me, like people like make New Year's resolutions and all this bullshit. I'm like, I literally just want to have a pulse. Yeah. My thing is survive.
B-Swag and world domination. I like that. Can we do that together? I feel like we could collab there. I see a collab there. I also need you to make that Kate Moss merch. I know. You know the Supreme... she was like big with supreme she was yeah i had a shirt back in like middle school when i was super into supreme i still kind of am but um her smoking and her like mink coat i feel like that's you no i do look up to her i don't
think there's too many women that like can compare to her right now i don't know i think she's one of the coolest people there is i love her so she's beautiful i don't know if i'll ever meet you but You're an idol of mine. We fuck with you. We fuck with you. Heavy. Heavy. Heavy. She also has a beautiful daughter. She does. Do you know Lila Moss? I've heard. I don't like know her. She's gorgeous and she's also a style icon.
She started her own agency, right? I think she has a... Did Kate or did... Kate did, because I think Jordan Barrett is signed to that. You know Jordan Barrett? model yes i actually was in la seeing at the petite hermitage not too long ago back in fall when i was hooking up with that guy that put me up at the petite hermitage and um
I saw Jordan Barrett there. He seems cool. I also saw The Rock. There was a lot of random celebrities running around. What do you think of The Rock? He was a handsome guy. Very friendly. We were in the elevator together. He seems a little mass market. I know that sounds terrible of me to say. Like super successful guy. Like John Cena? Yes. Yeah. And Kevin Hart. There's like a level of people that are so famous and so mass market.
where to me that like turns me off a bit yeah um because you're too widespread you're too like i feel like being niche is in yes niche is much cooler i'm so underground i love underground yeah like I don't think we're underground anymore, but you know what I mean? Like once you get that big and you're doing like Target commercials and like baby wipes and like everything and you're in a rock, I'm like, what are you about though?
No disrespect. He's obviously made a huge career for himself. And like, that's incredible. But. I don't know. But you think there's some swag in being niche. Yes. I agree. I always support the kind of like niche, cool kid, I guess. Yeah. Like underdog a little bit. Yeah. Like the underground. I like the underground. Yeah. It's just cooler.
i agree with that i like that maybe it's a bad mentality because so much of like the music and entertainment industry is about being big obviously and if you're like too much of a hipster it's hard because you're critiquing everything too much. And it's like if the numbers do well or if it's pop music or like people love it, then I don't like it sometimes because I see the reaction of like, this is too normal.
Does that make any sense? Yeah. No, that makes sense to me. But I need to fix that maybe in myself of like stopping too niche or too underground. No, I think being niche is important. It gives you like, oh, like I like this guy because of X, Y, and Z. You don't want to be too spread out. True. If you stand for everything, what do you stand for? Exactly. That's what I mean. If you're for everyone, if you're for no one. Real. And that's on God. Okay. What else?
Wait, I feel like we should do... I want to do this rapid fire game with you. Okay. It's just going to be a quick answer. First thing that comes to mind? It's more like I'm going to say X or Y and you're going to say Y or X. Hinge or Raya? I don't like dating apps. Raya, sorry. Do I have to pick one?
Yeah, you got the pick one. Raya. Raya's the only one I tried and I deleted it. So you got onto Raya? Yeah, I did. I was... yeah we'll leave it at that i was on raya for a bit and i i didn't it doesn't you they match you with people in fucking stockholm or switzerland you're like what do you what do you expect me to fucking i hate to say but like i want to try to be that hopeless romantic who like meets someone in person or like
you know you lock eyes with someone across the bar and it's like wow we're gonna live together forever even though that doesn't happen no i think that does happen though so raya i guess okay um younger or older older Next question. Album of the year prediction. If Cardi ever drops. Cardi forever. Cardi's one of my favorite artists, period. If I could get...
Like into the lore of me and Cardi. I've been a huge Cardi fan since I was in college. Yeah. And that's another thing of like, I loved him when he was underground Cardi, like Cash Cardi. Cash Cardi? Cash Cardi? That's a thing? Yeah. That's when he was like... soundcloud cardi like 2015 2016. he's one of my top three favorite rappers one of the coolest guys ever but he's always with his fans of like not dropping and not giving them what they want
Which is where he gets power. He blue balls his fans. He blue balls everyone. He just edges them forever. And then like never drops. I fuck with that. Which is sick. But it's also like as a fan you want to. listen to like music i want to listen to ai cardi i do i loved it i loved ai cardi people should i posted a video on tiktok over the summer of me like Lip-syncing to AI Cardi and I was getting you same. I had a video I was like what I had a video do pretty well in one of my like edits
And people were so mad because they were like, don't support AI Cardi. This isn't real Cardi. I was like, I don't care. It's fire. This is great. Just sound. It just sounds good. But yeah, Cardi is one of my favorite artists. Definitely has been for a long time.
So if he drops, that'll be album of the year. Okay. Is a partner subscribing to OnlyFans considered cheating? No. It's weird. I agree. Just jack off if you want to. Yeah, whatever. I don't think it's cheating, but it's kind of... weird like some i know some girls that get offended when their boyfriends watch porn and i'm like this is life it's like less less of neck strain on me yeah i don't think that's cheating i think
people need always like an outlet an outlet and they need more stimulation yes we're kind of like an over stimmed generation and we always need constant like what's hot what's good so that's not cheating cheating is like being with someone else it's not looking at someone else i like that yeah but you think would you be like i'm trying to think i haven't had a boyfriend so long but i feel like the thought of my boyfriend getting off to another girl
You would hate that? No. I kind of like that. But that might be a me thing. That's where me and Lauren are sick in the head because this is where we get into trouble. um anyways um okay location sharing with a partner yes or no oh good question um i say no i think you should have trust and i like location sharing with like
It's funny. I think not to generalize, but I think it's more of a girl thing. Like, yeah, no, any of my guy friends, we don't we started to location share because it's fun to like see where our friends are. But it was most of my girlfriends that are like more about it.
yeah um well i think for girls we all share our locations because it's like a safety measure of course yeah you're like living in the city yeah i feel like you should share your location with your girlfriend just like to make sure like they get home safe for sure but bitches also be crazy
And I remember when I had a boyfriend, I would be stalking his location constantly. That's what I mean. I think when you're actually with someone, it's... weird to be looking at their location yeah like for a friend if you're checking on them where are they're they close can we hang out yeah but if it's like your partner i think that's weird i don't think that's good
I like that. I like these takes, Chris. Yeah, thank you. Who's your favorite white boy of the month? Do you know that saying? Yeah, of course. I got nominated a couple times. You did? I did. But I don't know if I ever won it. I never see who wins. I think it just keeps going. Wait, I want to be a white boy of the month. You can be a white girl of the month. I don't know if that's a thing. Yeah, I think it's white boy of the month.
I want to say some of my like rapper friends. Yeah. You want to say Ian. I want to say Ian or Netsband or there's, it's funny. There's this new rapper out of Florida that I'm not sure yet if I like, I'm not going to drop his name, but like. he's been nominated recently really yeah um it's hard to give an answer i know any actors like what do you think what do you think timothy timothy i was just gonna say i think he's cool i think he's grounded yeah i saw his takes on um football
like his he knows a lot about football and i thought that was like interesting he's been dropping a lot more lore recently and he seems like very relatable and very cool yeah like in touch i like him i like him i would hang out with him i feel like we would be like homies but i think he's cool i think he's a great actor and one of our like our new generation like yeah superstar actor kind of i agree with that who is wait can i go back to that though what do you think about him dating kendall
Kylie. Sorry Kylie. I mean I like it. It's unexpected. I don't see them together but I like them both a lot. I go based off of, like, who she's been with before. I just, like, I can't gauge her type right now. It's kind of all over the map. Yeah. And, like, they keep the relationship so private, so, like, who's me to, like, make a comment on it? I don't really know. Yeah.
I think as long as they're both happy. That's so real of you. Thank you. That's really all that matters. Who gives a fuck about anyone else's opinion? True. It put him on another... superstar status because any of the girl like Tyga I'm thinking of the past relationships was what Tyga and Travis Scott like
And then Timothy? I don't know. No, it was a switch up. It was a swerve. Yeah, it was a swerve. It was a curve ball. I'm here for it. If they're happy, that's all that matters. They're both cool. He seems like a very smart... They're both. She's obviously very smart. Extremely smart and successful. Yeah. And young. Yeah. So let's go. I think we support them. I mean, I want her to be in her like.
kind of like dating era like like ho era is that weird to say like i kind of like she's i feel like she's always in a serious relationship i think she only does relationships like that's okay maybe i should yeah i'm like i can't imagine but like i i mean good for her yeah i can't lock anyone down they're a power couple so shout out yeah okay celebrity crush it's either like megan fox or daniel craig wait like same though
Buy Panic. Buy Panic. Early James Bond, Casino Royale. That was like a panic moment for me. Do you ever see that where he's coming out of the water? In like a blue little bathing suit. I thought that was, what's her name? She was on Real Housewives. Denise Richards. When she was coming out of the water. She was in James Bond, yeah.
It wasn't Casino Royale, though, was it? Is there multiple? Are you kidding? There's so many James Bonds. Wait, there are a bunch. Adele sang over one of them, right? Yes. I think it was Skyfall. Skyfall. Skyfall. Makes sense because that was the soundtrack. Yeah, it makes sense. Okay. I don't know if that's my celebrity crush though. I don't know if I have one. This is hard. No, it is hard.
Who's yours? Like Jacob Lordy. I would fucking suck him sideways. He seems like he would be my bro. Like, it's a bro. But, like, he's also, like, might be a little too artsy for me. Like, I think he would make me, like, picnic and shit. Yeah. You'd be, like, in Paris by, like... the canals and there'd be yeah he'd be like let's bring out my like 1942 like cheese yeah like his old camera long exposure yeah
That would definitely happen. He's so artsy cool. Yeah, he's artsy cool, and I'm not artsy at all. You have your bits. I have my bits. Thank you for saying that. Of course. I appreciate that. Underrated TikTok follow. Oh, can I look at my phone? Yeah, of course. I have to check.
I have so many of these. I don't follow that many people. How many people do you follow on TikTok? I follow 320. I think I follow less. I used to follow a bunch of really like artsy accounts, like aesthetic accounts and ASMR things where it was like. Beautiful scenery. And who's your favorite follow? Can I ask it back on you? Paris Hilton just followed me. Sick. My girl. I sat across from her at a dinner one time and she was iconic. She is iconic. I love her.
Tate McRae would be a good one. I love her. I think she's like a better Britney Spears of our generation. Better? Yeah. My sister would be so mad. Really? I mean, I love Britney, but I just think Tate is so talented. Wait, I followed Soldier Boy recently. An amazing dancer. Soldier Boy follows you? No, he didn't follow me back, which I'm kind of pissed about.
but soldier boy get your together soldier boy you were one of my bigger influences in middle school eighth grade ninth grade yeah i think that soldier boy that's all i did that was me at every dance i was like really good at it you love chief keeps you yeah huge on chief keef yeah um jack muss randomly one of my favorite designers you know jack muss they fall so these people follow you no i'm going through i follow them okay
Should I flex on some of the people that follow me? Grimes. Do you know Grimes? I love Grimes. She's so cool. Oh, like Elon Musk? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, I love her. She follows me. What's up, Grimes? What's up, Grimes? oh mr bruv he's this really cool guy from the uk um him and his girlfriend have bruv dates it's like they do a bruv date where it's they do a zen pouch in like a guinness
And they sit outside and she's really hot and he's really cool and wears Margiela's. And like, he's cool. Mr. Bruv. Shout out Mr. Bruv. Mr. Bruv. Wait, I need to follow him. Yeah, he's cool. Wait, I love that. Okay. What's your martini order? You know it. Yeah. Grey Goose, straight up, no garnish. It kind of scares people. No, but it's kind of like a fucking power move. So it's like a Vesper. You know the James Bond Vesper?
No. You don't know James Bond. I'm learning this that she doesn't know like movies. I know that she never watched the Titanic. I have ADHD. You've never seen Titanic? It's like a weird flex. I'm going to sit down with you and watch it. I'm in a room of uneducated children. No, I know. Literally, though.
Those were good. Those were good ones. There's a lot more. Keep going. Let's do some more. Lauren, do you want to get in here? Lauren's getting lonely over in the corner. Lauren, take a sip of vodka. You're from Russia. I feel like you can do that. Oh my god. Take a sip. I'm scared of those. No, it's great. No, it's actually not that bad. It's like a... Like a disinfectant? Yes. It makes you healthy. Your stomach gets better. Yeah, it's good for your gut health. It's like an amino acid or...
I don't know. My mom always used to tell me that if your stomach's upset, you should drink vodka. Really? What age did she tell you this? Yeah, like if you are having diarrhea, you should drink vodka. It'll settle your stomach. Wait, I feel like... At what age? Maybe not. Alright, Lauren. I want your takes on these as well. Boxers, briefs, or commando? For a guy.
Hopefully. I mean, if a man... What comes to mind first? If a man is going commando in denim, I'm concerned about chafing. That would hurt. Yeah, that would hurt. That would hurt. What do you wear? I think briefs. Briefs.
briefs are cute boxers are kind of cheeky if it's nice to go commando sometimes if you're wearing like mesh yeah sweatpants are like mesh things but usually briefs do you get like hot when you go like commando like yeah right but like if it's a nice breathable fabric wait what like thinking about like when i'm like doing my hair and i'm like not wearing any pants and then i sort of like
i start like sweating wait what never mind why are you really doing your hair pantless because it gets so hot in my bathroom that i like oh yeah take my clothes off and then i'm like sweating do you know what i mean I think it's like a porno. So you get ready naked. Yeah. Brunette does hair naked in the bathroom. That's a porno title right now. Yeah. Wait, I like, I like don't like to get ready naked. I like need sweatpants. I don't either. My briefs. All right. Here's.
briefs because i just thought i put my briefs on when i like ready so yeah it's just when i'm like doing my hair it gets very hot and you know okay i understand next question sex on the first date I do this all the time so you know my take on it. I mean like yeah. Vibe it out. I've never like been on a date. What? Like I've never started a relationship by going on a date. It's all Una reverse at this point.
I feel like people hook up and then they're like, maybe I want to go on a date with this person. Which is not a millennial thing, I don't think. No. What do you think? Chris, what do you think? I think you are a millennial. Stop. I'm like three years older than you. Don't do that. I think it's vibe it out. Like if you really like the person and you're connecting.
I try to say don't have sex on the first date because if you see longevity with a person, I think there's like something cool about keeping it protected. What if they have a tiny dick? That's a whole other question. Yeah, but you need to know right away. I don't want to go on a date with that. But what if you really like the person? I'm like this. Yeah, that's hard. I don't know. What do you say? I have usually... I don't think I've ever had sex on the first date.
i i don't actually like date i was gonna say i don't like go on dates yeah i don't go on dates either but i have had text on the first date um but but did you lead with it being like a hookup date or like hey like maybe we'll have like have kids together
I never think about having kids with a man. Ever. I do want kids. Something you don't know about Hallie but she's really good with babies. I'm really good with babies. I didn't know that. Yeah. It's like it's freaky. They love her. I actually like. I'm going to be a very good mom one day. I bet you will. But for now, I'm just not. We're just chilling.
I'm good at being unk though. Funny enough, my oldest nephew. So I have two older sisters and they both have kids, like little kids. But the oldest one is eight now. And he sent me the first text today. And his name is Blake. And he's like, hey, uncle, it's Blake.
And I responded with like a, what up, Blake? And I said like a Dracula emoji. And I don't think he knows how to respond now. You really love vampires. Right? It's dropping more. Yeah. Like everything you're like, Dracula. That's brought to you. okay what do you think about your partners not posting you enjoy the privacy or a big red flag that's hard i think when i was younger i cared now i don't really i don't care same so in a past relationship
I was getting in trouble because I wasn't posting them enough. And that pissed me off because I don't like being told what to do. It should happen organically if I want to. Yeah. It depends on the person. But I also like keeping my private life kind of private. So hard. Keep people on their toes. Yeah. Ambiguity. Yeah. Morning sex or night sex? Both. Both in and in the middle. Night.
My favorite is like when they wake you up in the middle of the night and they like are just poking with your penis. That's like my least favorite. That's my favorite. You're in a relationship. I thought they liked me when they were doing that. Peter Pan used to wake me up all the time.
in the middle of the night just poking me with his dick and playing porn on surround sound so it made it seem like we're in a simulation of us having a fucking orgy that was a him problem he like I loved it though he like wanted to have a threesome with you so badly It was the one thing I didn't give him. Yeah. I gave him my self respect, dignity, pride. Wouldn't give him a fucking three way. I just like couldn't.
you like couldn't share him i couldn't share him yeah i didn't want to share him no i like loved him but like i also know you're like i hated how much he wanted it if he didn't want it that much if he wanted like 50 i would have done it yeah
But I liked him too much. If you're going to have a three-way with someone that you love, the other person has to be a random person. See, I don't even know if I can have a three-way. Really? I think it would be hard for me. Why? Because... if i really well if i don't love the person it's like whatever but if i really love the person i don't think i know never i don't think i could share someone i love which is
respectful that's that's pretty normal i guess that's normal but like that's like normal that's not hot like it's hotter i mean threesomes are hot obviously but if i like yeah i don't know i could get to a place where
I could, I guess. It depends on the person. You don't have to. Thank you. I don't think I'm really going to get my take here. Yeah, have three some now. No, I mean, I would do it again, but... it would have to be the right guy he was not the right guy no he would like not have paid attention to me no i'm like no no not that it's like he i'm thinking about what's them insects in the city when when
Charlotte's guy was trying to have a threesome with her and he was just like so focused on the other girl. That's what I'm picturing Peter Pan as. Yeah. He was good in bed though and he was so rich. I think about him all day. Just the one that got away? Sounds like the great white elephant. Great white buffalo. He's the money that got away. No, there's no money that ever gets away. No, that's not the... That's not what happened. He just like stopped talking to me.
you got ghosted right have you no i'm saying yes him the only man that ever goes it like humbled the fuck out of me did you just stop talking to me but he never and i had chlamydia and a child wait but he like never he just like didn't talk to anybody and he would always blame work like he wouldn't like well then he started dating some really beautiful rich beautiful model now and he's super in love he's super in love and she's the most beautiful girl of that
the world's ever so nice of you someone like oh wait he's doing so well he's like jake the most gorgeous person i've ever seen in my entire life i'm like wait no we were like side-eyeing each other being like we're like know your audience what's happening right now Anyways, I'm bitter as fuck. Okay, lip syncing TikTok is hot or not. If you're hot. I think it all depends on your aura. I think it's okay. If you can pull it off. I feel like as a girl, it's okay. For guys.
The guy just fucked his lip sync. Yeah. I mean, he's a very attractive man. He's beautiful. To my point, I think if you can pull it off, it's like, all right. Obviously, it's cringey, but anything we kind of do is cringey now. That's true. I'm so cringey. We're cringey. i kind of fuck with it though i think cringe aesthetic is in yeah you have to be like cringe kind of helps you get you know vinnie hacker that kid yeah so he talks about how every time he posts a tiktok it's like
he cringes at himself. He's like, oh, fuck. And then he'll post it and he'll go crazy. But like, that, you know, that's sort of where we're at. Okay, would you date someone that doesn't drink? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it would be hard because the initial like get to know someone, it's so much easier with a buffer. Yeah. Yeah. So like I like drinking, but I have obviously had I have a lot of sober friends and like.
You can have deep connections with people without alcohol. No, I think that's important to know how to do, too. Yeah. Maybe it's nice to go sober together. I think it's harder if you're just starting out dating and the person's sober and you're drinking. It's like...
this disconnect yeah if they're not drinking i probably won't drink you know what i mean like yeah what's his face i was hooking up with in the fall he was not drinking at all oh yeah yeah and i was like i feel like that's probably one of the reasons that led to that downfall but he uh
he was always like pouring my sake for me and i was like oh like you're so sweet but like he was definitely like this girl's booze bag wait at least that's nice like he was giving you drinks he was allowing me to drink but like i feel like but i feel like but i feel like it was like in the back of his mind maybe he like didn't want me to
He wanted me to like watch like weird movies. It's funny because some of my sober friends are like enablers. So like they'll get like you were just saying pouring sake. Like a lot of my friends will like make me drink more. Like vicariously. Yes. Yeah. Maybe that's what he was doing.
He was trying to get – well, I don't – but I don't know, though, because the first time that we were ever with him, he, like, sent you home. He was like, oh, I don't want to get – like, I don't want to hook up. Like, I don't want to take advantage of you because you're drunk. He was like that about sex. He was like, I don't hook up with people. Okay. So then you're just weird.
He's probably the weirdest person I've ever gone with my whole entire life. I mean, we were on our own lunch date and he came to say goodbye and literally like... he was like smoldering Hallie. He was like this and I was just sitting there like literally drinking my like muscles stew. No, we were in love for like five minutes. Connection was powerful. He was hot though. I'd do it again. He was. What'd you date?
someone that hates pets no i love dogs yeah no why would you hate pets that's so weird i have never owned a pet but i'm better with babies But you don't hate pets. I don't hate pets. Yeah, but the question was hate pets. I am a pet. We're pets. We're pets. So. Okay, guys. Fuck. You're like, I am a pet. I feel like you could adopt me. Okay, I will. I have. You have. You've been adopted. What shows are you guys watching right now? I just restarted Mad Men. I just watched Squid Game.
The new Squid Game. I've never watched Squid Game. I've never watched Squid Game. The first season was a little better. well it's all subtitles no i i translated it oh i don't like english but the mouths are all yeah i don't like i don't like that like screwed up but it was good it's very like traumatizing yeah i had nightmares i woke myself up like screaming from a dream oh my god which is that happens once every like seven years but wait for
from squid so i was watching squid game it was home during christmas and me and my dad watched we started and my grandpa was there too but i took melatonin and i went to bed and had like terrible nightmares and i got shot Because it's such a traumatic show. You haven't seen it. Did you see season one? No. Don't watch it. Yeah, I don't think you would like it. I don't think you'd like it. Why do people die? Everyone. Everyone dies. Only one person survives. Who survived?
There's one guy now. And then in season two, he gets put back. It's basically like a game and they kill everyone off. It's like a human. It's like a human. Hunger games. Hunger games. And they're just one person survives. like all these like games like red light green light right like you run it you run at green light and you stop at red light but if you move at red light they'll just shoot you why would they do that tv it's some fucked up game
I guess it happened. There's like a... Excuse me? I don't know if this is real, but I saw someone post this that back in the 80s or 70s in Japan or Korea, like all the... very poor people they would kind of put in internment camps this could be like totally false but i saw it on tiktok so that would be insane but it's loosely based on like a real story that's so great i mean
like i hate when i hear like of things like like you told me about that person that like hunted the baker in alaska oh yeah Yeah. Well, that's because I studied serial killers. That's a fun fact. Lauren loves serial killers. I love. I'm drunk. No, I love serial killers. Lauren loves serial killers. True crime I think is amazing. I love watching. Yeah. But I don't. Mysteries. I don't like watching like Doc.
Like, I like to watch. How do I describe it? Like, I don't like watching documentaries, but I like to watch like factual like movies or like. Oh, those Netflix series where they like act out what actually happened. Mindhunter. Yeah. And like. criminal minds but in college i studied i like that too serial killers yep i think it's fascinating and there was this serial killer in alaska
This is crazy. This is turning into a murder mystery podcast, but this serial killer in Alaska, he was a baker. He was one of the most respected people in the town.
prolific baker had a family two kids and he would send his family off to his in-laws for like a week and in that week he would this was like when the alaska pipeline was being built so there's like a lot of like um hookers and or sex workers i don't hookers come from i wasn't expecting a lot of pipeline hookers yeah they were just like that was like during that time you know the alaska hookers yeah the sex workers whatever he would kidnap one of them
He would torture them for a week. And then he got his pilot's license. And in Alaska, there's all this territory. He would fly them out and he would release them and be like, OK, you're free. run and he would hunt them down then he would hunt them down and he would bury them and then when the Alaska pipeline was being excavated for like the road they found all of the dead bodies this is fascinating yeah
He sounds like he's messed up. And one girl actually got away and went to the police and they didn't believe her. They're like, no, he's a great guy. And then they found the dead bodies and they were like, wait a minute. You just made me think of that movie that came out with Nicolas Cage where he played the like screwed up murderer in Alaska. And it was. Oh, yeah. Isn't that a. Wait, that was that about it? Long legs.
Wait, there is a movie about it, but I forget if it's with Nicolas Cage. It was pretty good. Not incredible, but... There has been a movie about it. Yeah, it might be Long Legs. I liked it, but it was... But it's true. Yeah, that's crazy.
People are fucked up. People are so fucked up. Yeah. All right. Should we close it out? I feel like we hit a lot of good stuff. We hit everything. And I think takeaways are we're going to see Nesferatu. We're going to go see Baby Girl, which I'd see. Yeah, I need to see that. And what else? We're going to start drinking straight vodka. Yeah. Because that got me lit.
By the end of this episode, I was like, what's up, Denny's? Have you ever seen that where there's a punk rock group that goes and performs at Denny's and they're all lit and they're like, what the fuck is up, Denny's? That will be Hallie tonight. But for now, thank you all for tuning in again. Chris, thank you so much. Of course. Let's do it again. And follow Chris. Chris, what are your ads? Chris Heine Jr. On both. On both?
all right hopefully tiktok will be around yeah by the time this episode comes out but for now i love you all and see you next week thank you