The George Bell Ringtone

Now you TOO can have a ringtone of your least favorite, illegally placed, and illegitimate legislator, George Bell, for your phone. You'll get George's catch phrase to use as the harbinger of doom that he is, or to give you a chuckle whenever you need to let a despicable person know how you feel about them. Set it as a special tone for the person you like least, or maybe the person you feel is the most undeserving of the position which they've lied and colluded their way to.