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Everyone's Gay

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Everyone’s Gay is a no filter podcast by Betches Media that covers LGBTQA relationships, sex and lifestyle with occasional pop culture analysis. Unlike other "gay" podcasts, Everyone's Gay is not toned down for a squeamish straight audience. Instead, your hilarious hosts, Chris Burns and Bryan Russell Smith, provide a real look at all things homosexual in a funny, informative way that will delight gay audiences (and interested breeders). For more content, follow @everyonesgay on Instagram.

Episodes

Betches @ Home: Pride IS TONIGHT!

Since we won’t be going to any Pride events IRL this year, we’re bringing the celebration to you as a part of our Betches @ Home Series. Grab a drink and join us tonight (Monday, June 29th) at 8pm ET, as @fatcarriebradshaw and @bryanrussellsmith host a Pride variety show. 100% of ticket proceeds will be donated to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute (@mpjinstitute), a non-profit committed to protecting the human rights of Black transgender people. There'll be games with special guests, Everyone's Ga...

Jun 29, 20206 min

Come To Our Live Pride Show

Since we won’t be going to any Pride parades this year, we’re bringing the celebration to your homes. On Monday, June 29 at 8pm EST, Everyone’s Gay stars Bryan Russell Smith and Chris Burns (aka @fatcarriebradshaw) will go live for Betches Pride variety as a part of our Betches @ Home Series. All ticket sales will be donated to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute, a non profit for elevation and advocating the Black LGBTQ+ community. Chris and Bryan will talk about all things Pride, play some games,b...

Jun 22, 20204 min

Queerantine Pride Is Coming To The Betches Sup Podcast

Chris and Bryan are back to tell you about an exciting EG crossover series coming soon on The Betches Sup Podcast! Every Friday in the month of June 2020, the EG hosts will be covering a different piece of queer history. The parades might be cancelled, but that doesn't mean Pride is over. Be sure to subscribe now to The Betches Sup Podcast so you don't miss a single episode of Pride, Queerantine Edition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 29, 20206 min

We're Too Pretty For A Podcast

Bryan and Chris return...for the final time, kind of. They begin by explaining the changes coming to Everyone’s Gay and what might be coming in the future. Next they do a full retrospective on their favorite past episodes of the show. Next they play a round of “Cock It Or Block It”. Then they read some heart felt messages from listeners. Finally they end the show with one last listener email. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 27, 201935 min

The Everyone’s Gay Hallmark Original Christmas Extravaganza

Bryan and Chris are ready for Christmas and aren’t watching the Hallmark Channel this year. They start by discussing Hallmark’s decision to pull an LGBTQ focused Zola commercial and the network’s sudden back pedal vow to be more inclusive in their content. Then Chris pitches a gay Hallmark movie of his own. Next they talk about Netflix’s backlash about a foreign gay Jesus film. Then they play a holiday edition of “Cock It Or Block It”. Finally a listener writes in wondering how to handle a stick...

Dec 20, 201933 min

GaySMR Is A Thing Now

Bryan and Chris start the show with their Spotify year-in-review lists and a conversation about the songs of the year. Next, they talk about the Merriam-Webster dictionary making “they” the word of the year. Plus, they tell us which celebrity’s dad came out as gay this week, including a strange public comparison he made about his struggle. They talk about the weirdest new YouTube video trend: GaySMR. They play us some examples of GaySMR and tell us whether or not they understand the fad. They pl...

Dec 13, 201930 min

Can I Ever Be Friends With My Ex?

Bryan and Chris are back from their Thanksgiving travels. They start by talking about Gabrielle Union’s week of drama surrounding the Instagram criticism of her gay son and racial mistreatment at “America’s Got Talent”. Next they discuss whether or not it’s possible to be friends with an ex. Later they play cock it or block it and discuss Dakota Johnson’s uncomfortable “Ellen” appearance. Finally a listener writes in wondering how to attract a third sexual partner into his relationship with his ...

Dec 06, 201941 min

The Best Thanksgiving Dish? Revenge.

Bryan and Chris get this holiday edition of the show started with a revenge story about a homophobic mom and a secret meatloaf recipe. They talk about Pete Davidson’s confusing sex appeal and a confession he made about masturbating to a certain male celebrity. Next, they talk about Sam Smith sharing that they used to feel the need to butch it up early in their career and where that pressure came from. Why are gay artists still getting pressured to stay in the closet? Plus, they react to Kim Kard...

Nov 29, 201937 min

Venmo @FatCarrieBradshaw

Bryan and Chris return in the midst of Chris’ high profile credit debt lawsuit. They begin by talking about the Grammy nominations and the chances that Lizzo could take home the Best New Artist hardware. Next Bryan gives a quick recap on what’s going on with the impeachment audience while Chris takes a nap. Later Chris recaps his weekend at Bravocon and the boys play a round of cock it or block it. They close the show by solving a relationship crisis sent in by a listener. Learn more about your ...

Nov 22, 201948 min

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Ft. BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon

Bryan and Chris are back and they are pissed at Madonna. They start by discussing the icon’s chronic lateness on her tour and the fans that are suing her for it. Next, a listener writes in wondering how to be comfortable being less masculine. Later, they are joined by BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon to discuss RuPaul’s Drag Race, their new touring show All I Want For Christmas Is Attention, and play a round of Cock It or Block It. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 15, 201942 min

Why Is Rosario Dawson Being Sued By A Trans Person?

Bryan and Chris are back and they’re botox curious. At 8:50 they discuss potential plastic surgery work they would get done. At 11:00 they discuss the anti trans controversy surrounding Rosario Dawson. At 19:10 they discuss the surge in LGBTQ members winning elections for public office. At 25:30 they discuss the women that made them realize they were gay when they were younger. At 37:00 they play a round of cock it or block it. At 41:40 a listener writes in wondering how to find out her signific...

Nov 08, 201947 min

Tips To Prepare For Bottoming

Bryan and Chris are on their own this week. They start by discussing a new poll that asked Americans if they would be ready for a gay President. At 8:45 they discuss a police officer who was fired for being gay. At 12:40 they discuss the frustrating lack of etiquette regarding “Great British Bake Off” spoilers. At 18:30 they play a round of “Cock It or Block It”. At 23:30 a listener writes in wondering how to shadily deal with an unfriendly neighbor parking in a spot they aren’t supposed to. At ...

Nov 01, 201939 min

How To Be Bi In a Hetero Relationship Ft. Catey Shaw

Bryan and Chris return for a very spooky Halloween episode. At 4:50 they discuss Miley Cyrus’s ignorant Instagram live joke. At 12:40 they play a Halloween edition of Cock It Or Block It”. At 23:00 they’re joined by artist, musician and Bryan’s best friend, Catey Shaw. They talk about the origin of Bryan and Catey’s friendship, how her marriage to a man affects the perception of her bisexuality, and her vape pen company, Shade. At 31:40 a listener writes in wondering what to do after feeling dis...

Oct 25, 20191 hr 1 min

So Emotional Ft. Sasha Velour

Bryan and Chris are sick of each other. With a busy schedule of making sketches and recording the podcast, they have spent practically every minute of the week together. At 6:00 Bryan discusses his journey back from Gay Massachusetts. At 9:40 they discuss what they would like to do with their bodies once they die. At 14:30 they are joined by Sasha Velour to discuss SNL paying homage to her, the Judy Garland biopic, and her upcoming “Smoke And Mirrors” tour. At 38:34 a listener writes in looking ...

Oct 18, 201947 min

Is Ellen Too Rich To Make Sense Anymore?

Bryan and Chris return with a stunning confession for the listeners, they’re sluts for Christmas. At 6:20 they discuss the tell all book about “The View” and Chris admits his new ambition is to be one of the ladies on the show. At 16:15 they discuss a new study investigating income averages for LGBTQ working professionals in the US. At 24:00 they discuss Kim Petris/ Dr. Luke songwriting controversy. At 32:20 they talk about Ellen DeGeneres sitting next to George W Bush at the Dallas Cowboys game...

Oct 11, 20191 hr 3 min

Lions, Tigers & Lesbians Ft. Amy Ordman

Bryan and Chris were in Fire Island together this weekend and start the show with a recap of what went down. Plus, Chris tells us how he’d want his own funeral to be planned and shares what he learned about Siegfried and Roy’s relationship behind closed doors. At 9:45 they’re joined by YouTube star Amy Ordman to talk about her new podcast Dating Straight. They start with her move from Australia to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming a YouTuber, chat about her first viral video, and how t...

Oct 04, 201942 min

The One With JVN ft. Jonathan Van Ness

Chris and Bryan are back for an episode months in the making. They start by discussing Chris saving the life of a poor elderly man on the train. At 4:00 they talk about the most popular gay porn searches in America by state. At 13:25 they’re joined by Queer Eye’s legendary Jonathan Van Ness. JVN talks Elizabeth Warren, the study that proves undetectable HIV means untransmittable, his new book and the first time he ever saw a dick. At 34:55 they play a round of Cock It Or Block It. At 37:45 a lis...

Sep 27, 201944 min

Who Does Madonna Think She Is?

Bryan and Chris kick things off with a review of J.Lo’s new movie Hustlers and discuss the moment Keke Palmer is having right now. They also update us on Bryan’s new puppy Betty and recap Madonna’s performance in Brooklyn. At 29:25 they’re joined by singer/songwriter Justin Utley to talk about the dangers of conversion therapy, resigning from the Mormon faith, and the release of his third studio album Scars. At 46:40 they play Cock It or Block It, including American Idol, a cappella groups, and ...

Sep 20, 20191 hr 8 min

Should I Try A Heterosexual Hook Up? Ft. Slutty Puffin

Bryan and Chris get the show started with a recap of DragCon and Willam’s visit to the office. Chris also tells us about a touching moment at the lesbian wedding he attended this weekend. At 15:00 they’re joined by social media personality Slutty Puffin. They start out with the origin of his Instagram account, the slutty puppy kink, and meeting Lindsay Lohan. Next, they talk about people stealing jokes online and what it’s like to run a big social media account. Plus, they revisit some of their ...

Sep 13, 201959 min

Drag, Douching and “A Star Is Born” Ft. Willam

Bryan and Chris return to close out summer with some scandalous escapades. Chris has been DMing hot cast members from “The Great British Baking Show” in hopes to curl up in a warm, snuggly, bread basket with them. At 8:30 they talk about Kristen Stewart not labelling her sexuality and Donald Trump’s vintage tweets about her and Robert Pattinson’s relationship from 2012. At 15:45 they discuss Lil Nas X’s appearance on “The Shop” in which he explained why he came out as gay at the peak of his fame...

Sep 06, 201959 min

What Are You Supposed To Do When You Catch Your Partner Masturbating? Ft. Andew Fitzsimons

Chris and Bryan start the show with a recap of the VMA red carpet and a conversation about how hard it is to be bold in public. They talk about Taylor Swift’s new album and share an inspiring clip from her VMA acceptance speech. Why do people continue to criticize her for waiting so long to speak out about politics? At 22:10 they’re joined by celebrity hairstylist Andrew Fitzsimons. They start out with some inside info on working with the Kardashians, Jenners, and tons of other huge names. He te...

Aug 30, 20191 hr 8 min

The Gays Have Gone Wild (On Reality TV) Ft. @Kayyorkcity

Chris and Bryan start the show with a news story about Karamo from Queer Eye coming to the defense of Sean Spicer, despite the horrible lies he has told in the past. At 16:05 they’re joined by Kay Brown of The Betchelor podcast to talk about everything going down on Bachelor In Paradise this season. They discuss Derek Peth’s inspiring reaction to Demi coming out and the arrival of her girlfriend on the show. Is this the most genuine moment in the history of the franchise? At 34:20 they play a ga...

Aug 23, 201954 min

Miley Cyrus Is On A Whirlwind Bisexual Adventure

Bryan and Chris are back and start the show with a story from Fire Island and a convo about the best music of the Summer. At 11:15 they play Gag it or Bag it and debate whether or not chain restaurants are any good. At 17:40 they are joined by our resident pop culture expert, Dylan Hafer. Together, they discuss Katy Perry getting #metooed, Miley Cyrus hooking up with Brody Jenner’s ex, and Demi coming out as bisexual on Bachelor in Paradise. Plus, they share the news that Bella Thorne is directi...

Aug 16, 201944 min

Is It Time To Cancel Gender Reveal Parties?

Chris and Bryan start the show with a conversation about whether or not the new Lion King movie should have ever been made. At 8:30 they talk about the woman who started the viral gender reveal video trend and the news that her child is non-binary. Is it time to cancel gender reveal parties? At 15:00 they’re joined by New York-based fitness trainer Patrick McGrath to talk about what you should and shouldn’t be doing to get fit. Patrick shares a list of true or false fitness questions and answers...

Aug 09, 201950 min

What’s Up With Tituss Burgess Coming For Andy Cohen?

Bryan and Chris start the show with a conversation about how well Chris would do as a CIA agent. They also talk about the Democratic debates from this week. At 12:45 they share a clip of Tituss Burgess giving Andy Cohen attitude on WWHL over a question about Eddie Murphy’s homophobic jokes. Why did he feel the need to come for Andy after the interview? They also tell us who Lady Gaga is dating now and ask if she’s staging her public photos. At 21:25 they play a game of Gag It or Bag It, includin...

Aug 02, 201933 min

Is It Ever Okay To Tell Your Partner They’ve Let Themself Go?

Bryan and Chris are back and start the show with details about the Carly Rae Jepsen concert Bryan attended and share a huge announcement about Chris’s career. They also offer their opinions on Taylor Swift’s new single. Is this album destined to be a disappointment? At 18:30 they talk about Lance Bass telling the world how he came out to Britney Spears. Then at 23:25 they play a game of Gag It or Bag It and debate whether or not thirst traps are getting out of control. Plus, they ask how early i...

Jul 26, 201947 min

What Do You Do If Your Partner Is Still In The Closet?

Bryan and Chris are back and start the show with a recap of Bryan’s trip to Spain, including the moment he had to save his boyfriend from choking. They also discuss Chris’s family lake trip and preview the Carly Rae Jepsen concert Bryan is planning to attend. At 18:45 they introduce a new game called “Bag It or Gag It” all about the latest trends and whether or not they’re having it. Are you loving the new FaceApp age filter? At 27:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a new boyfriend ...

Jul 19, 201935 min

Is An Open Relationship The Answer To Making Long Distance Work? Ft. Daryn Carp

With Bryan away, Chris is joined by Daryn Carp, resident lesbian correspondent and host of the Martinis and Murder podcast. They start out with a recap of their Pride march with the Bravo float. Next, they talk about the difference between texting and email obligations. Is it okay to leave a text unanswered? Chris shares his hiking experience and they speculate about how they would do on the Appalachian Trail. At 22:10 they talk about Ariana Grande crying on stage, the explosion of Lizzo in the ...

Jul 12, 201949 min

Can You Get Your Penis Out Of My Face?

Bryan and Chris are back with a World Pride hangover. While Chris was marching next to the Bravo float, Bryan was in Fire Island having unwanted penises flashed in his face by some guys being extra on the beach. At 9:40 they discuss Lil Nas X coming out of the closet at Glastonbury. At 13:40 they break down the Scooter Braun/ Taylor Swift controversy. At 31:30 a listener writes in wondering how handle his boyfriend who is seemingly addicted to porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

Jul 05, 201941 min

What Really Happens At A Ball? Ft. Saro

Bryan and Chris kick off this week’s episode with a news story about Cracker Barrel standing up to a bigot who tried to stage an event at one of their restaurants. Next, they talk about a new study that says poppers may not be so bad for you. At 15:00 they discuss the origin of ball culture and tell us what really happens at a ball. Then at 25:40 they’re joined by recording artist Saro to talk about his new EP and LA Pride performance. They talk about the pop icons that have inspired each of the...

Jun 28, 201955 min
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