He doesn't feel safe on a bike, not a fan of magic tricks, and wishes he could teleport. He's Tom Walker, the COMEDIAN. Find out how he ended up going to clown school for two years, his perspective on physical health (if you're not squatting, what are you doing!?), and the relationship with his wife, fellow comedian, Demi Lardner. Follow Tom on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/tomwalkerisgood/ Listen to Tom's podcast Bigsofttitty.png: https://podfollow.com/1332959121 Se...
May 07, 2025•2 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 50
It's time to empty the TOFOP mailbag, which naturally leads to a discussion around Dave Letterman and the Aussie talkshow that shamelessly ripped him off. Crack-That-Pack makes it out into the wild with one listener creating a comprehensive spreadsheet for co-workers to rate their biscuits. Charlie gets advice on lunchboxes and an old John Farnham commercial for Rundle Mall proves they really don't make them like this anymore. John Farnham ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8K8QPsKF4 Ar...
May 06, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 49
This episode was recorded and May the 4th, and so as the first people to ever make the connection, Wil and Charlie propose a Star Wars round? So who's Han and who's Chewy? And there's only one choice for chewy. Charlie spent the weekend in Melbourne and gives his account of another weird Saints vs Freo game. Bailey Smith embraces his heel era, but who expected Bont to fire back. Plus, we hear from listeners all across North America and apart from the Canadian, it appears everyone wants out. Supp...
May 04, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 48
Frankie McNair is hot off MICF and the release of her series, 'The Telling Of The Untold Story Of Tabitha Booth' (Grouse House). She joins Wil to share how she found her voice through acting, kicked some average lifestyle habits, and created a million-dollar* web series production (*with the help of a few friends and favours). Frankie describes how she overcame the pressure of winning an award early in her career, manages a bunch of anxiety, and has learned to give it a red hot go because, well....
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 57 min•Season 3Ep. 46
Wil brings in a card game that tests how well our hosts know each other. What follows is a series of questions that determine who knows the other one better. The result is some fascinating new insights into the people we thought we already knew so well. Wil and Charlie attempt to answer questions like: what's my go-to karaoke song? Would I get a name tattooed on myself? And, what am I most likely to splurge on? Mike III gets caught out stealing biscuits from 'crack that pack'. See Wil live: http...
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 45
It's only Round 7 and Charlie wants to bring out the harp to remind everyone when Carlton was bad. Saints fans just want to cry tears of joy, but it's statistically unlikely. Can a team request some easy kills in the fixturing? West Coast might not win a game this season, but is there anything else to worry about? Plus, we hear about your teams' whipping boys, AFL hotties, and one player who is both. Support Everyone Relax on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/everyonerelax Everyone R...
Apr 27, 2025•57 min•Season 3Ep. 43
Strong recommendation to watch Troy's new series pilot, FULL STORY before listening to this ep. Troy goes deep on how he made it, including the stellar cast and crew he put together, how he self-funded it, and what lead him to take it on. Also: why Troy was literally “made the wrong way around”, the influence of John Edwards, and his secret writing/fitness camps. Watch FULL STORY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyyg5uflmoY&t=6s Follow Troy on insta: https://ww...
Apr 23, 2025•2 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 42
Wil has jumped out of a plane (multiple times) and it's a curious fact that Charlie raises. When Wil decides he wants to zipline from the top of the Opera House, Charlie argues the risk is too great and comes up with ways to do it that won't put one of Australia's favourite comedians at risk. Wil is deeply offended that he can't do it and threatens to make it a diversity/PR issue for the public broadcaster. James Cameron chimes in with a prophetic warning about AI, Charlie raises his general anx...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 41
It's the final episode of our SNL countdown and only four films remain - The Blues Brothers, MacGruber, Wayne's World 1&2 and Coneheads. Thankfully we're in high quality territory so now it just comes down to a question of personal preference. The questions extend far beyond what order Guy and Charlie will put them in, such as does Dan Ackroyd realise how odd he is and did Mike Myers become trapped by his own success. So, for the last time, live from The Video Store... IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT (l...
Apr 21, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 40
In a round of upsets, Charlie is the most upset over St Kilda's dismal performance, however the prospect of mounting a Frost/Nixon style stage play about the (fictionalised) animosity between Chris Scott and James Hird puts him in a good mood. Wil thinks it's still too early to draw any conclusions about teams, but what is indisputable is how good The Bont is. Things are starting to cool on our AFL Hotties list, but that just gives us more time to focus on the Notties. 00:00 Introduction and Wee...
Apr 21, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 39
"Those most resistant to change will be the ones who get left behind". How Ian Bagg fell into becoming a master of crowd work, learned how to rip it up on social, and took his comedy to a new level. His dream? To see Van Halen. Ian Bagg is touring Australia in 2025, get tickets here: https://punchup.live/IanBagg Follow Ian on insta: https://www.instagram.com/ianbagg/ See Wil on tour: https://comedy.com.au/tour/wil-anderson/ Support Everyone Relax on Patreon: https://ww...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Season 3Ep. 38
A chat about headphone and audio quality leads to the creation of a musical based on the rapture. Wil and Charlie map out the plot points — who should play the antichrist? Which superstar rapper should be Jesus? Can we afford a plane falling from the ceiling of the theatre? It's a cross between Hamilton and Jesus Christ Superstar — keep an eye on Broadway. See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Follow Everyone Relax on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/everyon...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 37
Which movies will be named next in Charlie and Guy's countdown of the best SNL movies ever made? Hint: a Catholic girl's ambition goes to a new level when she meets the man of her dreams, played by Will Ferrell. Also: before there was Step Brothers, there was another pair of dim brothers looking for a good time — Will Ferrell strikes again. Guy Davis' podcast Four Finger Discount podcast network: https://www.fourfingerdiscount.com.au/ Follow Everyone Relax on Insta: https://www.insta...
Apr 14, 2025•33 min•Season 3Ep. 36
Gather round it's Gather Round! But is their any chance someone could think it was a continuation of one of Adelaide's more arty festivals? Sam Darcy's form is making Wil forget that he was the kid who got a fishing hook caught in his thigh. Is the Sunday Footy Show just two hours of bullying? Every team's captain has their say on the hottest player in the AFL and can the Two Guys One Kiss Of Death claim another victim? Support Everyone Relax on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/everyonerel...
Apr 13, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 35
Inside the curious mind of author and comedian, Sofie Hagen. From discovering the early days of Danish stand-up to moving to London on a whim... Sofie shares their story, along the way tackling sex, identity, and the curse of early success. Before Sofie performs 'Banglord' in Sydney and Melbourne, hear their fascinating backstory and the current existential crossroads they find themselves in now. See Sofie live in Aus: https://www.century.com.au/sofie-hagen-banglord/ More Sofie (book, podc...
Apr 09, 2025•2 hr•Season 3Ep. 34
Charlie's decided he wants a Stanley cup but he's worried he'll be living in the shadow of Wil. Wil thinks that a. the Stanley Cup can be used as a weapon and b. the pair should lean into being the same person and start wearing a uniform. Mike III brings a surprise prize but the hosts break down why it's a terrible prize. Red Rooster gets involved, Wil comes up with a $69 all-you-can-eat meal idea and should the chicken and cheese croissant make a comeback? Don't think so. See Wil live: https://...
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 33
Episode 2 of a 4-part series counting down Saturday Night Live's best movies. Last episode it was the undisputed bottom of the barrel, this week things heat up when hosts (Charlie Clausen, Guy Davis) dispute the validity of a 2000 'sex comedy' starring Will Farrell. Speaking of the year 2000, is it worth messing with one of the most loved comedies ever made? Guy Davis' podcast Four Finger Discount podcast network: https://www.fourfingerdiscount.com.au/ Follow Everyone Relax on Insta: https://www...
Apr 07, 2025•43 min•Season 3Ep. 32
In an effort to seperate themselves from the media's obsession with "hot takes" Wil and Charlie are focussing only on "hot players" and it's apparently a topic you're all on board with. If we get into a Space Jam scenario, which team is best equipped to take on the Zircockian team? Charlie knows why the Saints don't get any respect, but what does a team actually have to do to get it? Support Everyone Relax on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/everyonerelax Everyone Relax on Insta: ht...
Apr 06, 2025•58 min•Season 3Ep. 31
Kai Humphries is a born fighter. The working-class Geordie hero describes the joy of buying a second-hand Toyota. Working at an airport during 9/11. Being heckled by Ross Noble's mum. And his advice to his younger self? Stop gigging in track pants. PLUS finding a balance in life, becoming a husband, and a toxic knitting challenge. See Kai on tour: https://www.kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows See Wil on tour: https://comedy.com.au/tour/wil-anderson/ Support Everyone Relax on Patreon:...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 58 min•Season 3Ep. 30
We've dimmed the lights in the video store in honour of Val Kilmer, one of the most versatile and charismatic actors of his generation who has sadly passed away at the age of 65. Guy and Charlie pay tribute to one of their favourite actors by sharing highlights from his career — from his early days as a heartthrob, through to classics like Top Gun, Tombstone and Heat, before settling into a fascinating run of character roles. Enjoy! Guy Davis' podcast Four Finger Discount podcast network: ...
Apr 02, 2025•30 min•Season 3Ep. 29
It's a double-header crack that pack (one at the front and one at the back). Find out which biscuit will enter the history books as an all-time classic, while the other is thrown on the floor in disgust. Charlie tests Wil on some 'convincing' Bryon Bay catfish requests. Wil reveals his uncanny method for keeping track of passwords. See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Follow Everyone Relax on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/everyone.relax/ Get more Everyo...
Apr 01, 2025•58 min•Season 3Ep. 28
Episode 1 of a 4-part series counting down Saturday Night Live's movies in order from worst to best. Charlie is joined by the sultan of cinema, Guy Davis to share the back stories to the cinematic offshoots of SNL — back in the zeitgeist this year following its 50th anniversary. But first, what is an SNL movie? And second, what does any of this have to do with the film clip for 'Baby Got Back'? Guy Davis' podcast Four Finger Discount podcast network: https://www.fourfingerdiscount.com.au/ ...
Mar 31, 2025•50 min•Season 3Ep. 27
Wil starts in a state of panic after refusing to take the bus home from his gig, so of course first five minutes of this pod they spend more time talking about 90's action movie Speed , than any footy. How have Hawthorn turned a bunch of weirdos into the best team going around? Wil did an awkward gig for the Melbourne Football Club, so he's okay with them being shit again. Charlie is addicted to Blue Abroad and their analogies and we read you submissions for the AFL's hottest player, with a surp...
Mar 30, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 26
The planets finally align and we're joined by Australian comedy royalty, Dave O'Neil. Dave and Wil reminisce on the early days of the stand-up scene, including the pioneers (like Dave) who helped pave the way. Dave is now 60 and a father, he talks about the gigs he has to turn down, how music influenced his act, and what he learned as a writer on some of Australia's seminal sketch comedy shows. See Dave live: https://comedy.com.au/tour/dave-oneil/ Follow Dave on Insta: https://www.i...
Mar 26, 2025•2 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 25
A fire alarm causes a studio evacuation and producer Mike III kicks into action as the only fire warden on site before a quick detour into 'fortnite emoting' and the sad world of Musk. Then, what you've been waiting for — the culmination of Charlie's longstanding obsession with boyband, Five and its missing member. It turns out Jay is more than OK — he's back in the band and only TOFOP can unpack it. See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Follow Everyon...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 24
Laura Daniel (NZ) describes the influence of Taskmaster and how her appearance on the show has helped her build a new audience in the UK, where she's currently giving it a crack. Laura talks about meeting her husband and collaborator, fellow comedian, Joseph Moore. Also, the influence of theatre sports (and a group called SNORT), and chasing happiness — including the influence of the notorious 'Landmark' group and re-connecting with her father. Follow Laura on insta: https://www.instagram....
Mar 24, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 23
Grab a pickle juice and kick back for a hot-take-free zone — nobody does it quite like Wil and Charlie and it's not just because they haven't watched this week's games. What's the deal with Rum'un, Tasmania's new mascot? (spoiler: we love him). Will a new father-son rule hurt St Kilda again? When a Blues fan uses therapy language, Charlie's realisation about the parallel between the Saints and Carlton goes deeper. And a million midfielders rejoice — Wil's Bulldogs celebrate a milesto...
Mar 23, 2025•57 min•Season 3Ep. 22
"People are freaks, give them a chance and they'll do something weird". Eastern suburbs native and outstanding improv and stand-up artist, Jess Fuchs shares their story from specialty needs student to Psychology dropout to the stages of New York City. Jess' comedy influences are eclectic — Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carl Barron, and Fawlty Towers. Find out why Jess has never experienced FOMO, how comedy can be used for personal growth, and the importance of sacrifice. Follow Jess on insta: http...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 50 min•Season 3Ep. 21
He bolted down his wheelie bin. He bought cable ties. He walked around the house with a torch. Charlie breaks down his experience preparing and living through Ex-Tropical Cyclone Alfred. Hope picks up when Charlie gets his hands on a black market 'genny' but can he set it up in time? A 100-year-old window might threaten to shatter but Wil believes Charlie's personal growth has never been stronger. See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Follow Everyone Relax on Inst...
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Rhys Darby (Flight of The Concords, Yes Man, Hunt For The Wilderpeople) is bringing his new physical stand-up comedy show to Australia. Before he arrives, Wil finds out how Rhys' 'slow and steady' career approach has brought him success, how his time in the army shaped his discipline, and why Jim Carrey tried to make his son laugh. Rhys also reflects on his role as a New Zealand comedian on the world stage, and the hilarious countrymen he's loved to work alongside. See Rhys Darby live: https://r...
Mar 17, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Season 3Ep. 19
