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Halle Alimony

Nov 27, 20231 hr 6 minSeason 15Ep. 4
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Sure black Friday 2023 was a bust and thanksgiving only expanded your hatred of family members/your gut but in this episode of the Everyday Black Men podcast, Black Libertarian starts by expressing his love for Percies. Reed wants to see why Cambodian breastmilk was so sought after by Diddy and Sham/Reed go into why throwing numbers into an argument without context is foolish. Black Libertarian goes into why he believes we should be able to retaliate against people whose dogs taking a dump in our yards. Sham goes into who the Diaspora is getting back at US/UK by paying China the debt obligations directly and Reed says he is now to be known as a half-pieces rising moon. Sham goes into the pink sauce lady, Riker tells several stories about the consequences of stupid decisions, and much more before we bring the podcast to a close.

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I ain't really know per thirty, like part thirty, like really that they got an oxen colt on thirty with til and no any knowing about how you make a perfect really ain't no thing. P thirty straight from Adopted. You can get the coat over, but really, really that Perk thirty pretty good under promotzine. Oh yeah, you fuck me that, don't you. Yeah promothozine. Yeah that shiit real good, you know what I mean? That should helped with the anxiety and the nagy. I just took the PRIP

for Cody and coming up. Yeah, I want to s got down pharmacists in this bitch. You know. My sister sent me some Benadera. She wants you to go to sleep, and she said, cool off, nigga, but really don't really, I don't know. I bitch purchased that in the ass because you know it's like you put in your booty, bitch like

you kind of sound. Ladies and gentlemen for coming up up. So every Day black Man Podcast podcast with thy Black male Thoughts, every Boy Right, Armstead Sham and the Liberty Point on his Black Falls on Twitter, E v I D Black Men, Instagram, every Day black Man, and every Day black Man Facebook page. We also have Patreon, e V and P We have all kinds of cool exclusive episodes there, and of course Patreon gets every

single episode first twenty four hours earlier. But outside of our drug dealing ways, we're gonna talk to y'all today about some fund up ship that happened. So let's started off. Can you ever, as a man, imagine the situation where you would be okay with drinking your wife's breast milk. You gonna go somewhere else in that is she Cambodia. No, no, no, no, no, there's a there's an Instagram post going around of this woman

who. Now, don't get me wrong, she's attractive, and she did show her breast and they do look very perky, but she keeps her breast perky and filled with milk by having her husband drink breast milk. She also plans to breast milk her children that are like five and four years old something like that until they're like twelve or thirteen for the boys, and like she's gonna wean the girl off when she's like ten. The man's question, is this affected me in any kind of way? Said? What you doing to

Cambodia? Your wife is going, yeah, yeah, would you do it? Nigga? Do you plan to go to what I do? Nah? I don't think you should breastfeed kids that long. But again, like it ain't my kids, so it's really none of my business. Yeah, but the kids gotta be around your kids. You know, they're not exactly my kid. I mean, I don't really get I mean, what are they gonna do? You know what I'm saying. I mean, my question is

how was that effecting your kids? They come over your house and be like they're gonna invite your kids over to drink exactly well to your wife and be like pull out exactly I need milky milk. You're gonna be like, what are you talking about. They're gonna put a hand on your wife's rest and be like, I need milk and wife A lie to you, bro, I'm alive. I'm alive. That's that's kind of fucking funny. I mean it is, but you's probably not gonna see it the same way. When

y'all like go out to family dinner. It's like, I guess you say something. She just whipped it out with like a little towel. You said, she showed them. I need to see these pictures, said they were still nice and birk a few minutes later, so so Blake Libertary says, no, what about you uh drinking regular? Little? Yeah? I don't regular little? Your good husband though, yeahstead and it ain't happening. You turned down regular I don't drink was not. That's that's funny because the milk

we're talking about ain't breaking um. They used to big ass. You're seeing them make us to make big ass like no much bowls and cereal? You still do that? Now? What do you put it? I have the box? What do you put in it? If you're not using milk water? I knew I wouldn't alone. Now you are alone, you know. You know, milk is basically just and I don't talking about water. Yeah, oh, he uses almond milk because it's actually not good for you.

It's it's actually I mean, it's probably better than milk. I mean, suspect the milk milk, milk is better for you than a bunch of things that we put together into a drink. I drink la like tell you. So that's all about the science, because if it was true almond milk, like we actually made the almond and an almond milk kind of thing. Yeah, exactly, he made milk for the almonity, it would taste horrible.

That's why they ended up adding all those other chemicals. Like just just read the box of almond milk and see if you know any of these things. This app that I have, the app that you donald is called Yuka, and you scan the barcode, you scanning barkle the things you buy, it tells you the heart that has those things that is in it and all the other type of stuff. So that's where did they get the information from. Though, Oh niggas sci well know I'm saying so like if it's appealed to

if it's to authority, appeal to authority? Are they using like the FDA nigga learn one way, learn one word, and he's just gonna use it. Well, you know, science is a practice name once, so they practiced, They practiced him forever. So I mean technically saying science really don't mean shit because they practice forever. Nah. It was tempoole. He was arguing with some woman. All they do is based on these results and blah bah blah, and every time Democrats do that, he says, that's why

I gotta do appeal to authority, appeal to authority. I was just like, damn, that is what it's called. Does that mean I thank you? Yeah? I think that was you. Oh yeah, I appealed to authority, appeal to authority. It was hilarious. You gotta watch it. That's all democrats do when you ask him a question, well, based on this study, your numbers? Funny how the arguments that flipped? Again? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, but like I don't, I don't.

Uh. Some people value those numbers and I'm one of those people who just like I question those numbers. Yeah you should, but I also like to know where the numbers are coming from because it lets you know where the bods is live. Correct, And they're like you questioning those Yeah, that's why I love Ben Shapiro. He be tossing numbers, people just be like eating them up. I'm like, you actually go look into the ship. Even by his own metrics, Uh, he's lying so white people love it.

His sister got some big tators work a picture, the rigular picture. I like, the pictures were on my fucking foot. Uh. But yeah, he had a long twork. I feel like you need to get he is a child of Twitter. I don't know if he participates it or not, but I look at him and I see Twitter child. Because there's no way you get to where he is without getting hit in the face enough time to change the way you say something. You listen to him talk. This man

ain't ever been hit before. A guy who's constantly talking about how his dam I don't think he another one of them canvas or grew up like a child cat. Either way, he came from a privilege life. His father has am Sorry. His father was a music major, which I don't understand, but he was very successful. That sounds strange to say out loud, successful music major. Even when it does happen, they don't normally mention the music major part. It's like, oh yeah, motherfucking uh damn who sings?

Yeah, but he may be my baby. Mama was a music major. She's successful and pissing. To be fair, children stepping too close to your grass have the same ability, So that's not really I don't want I don't know, man, I really want to. I want to kill my neighbor because he let his dog ship in my yard. I want to kill that nigga shit in his yard or his door. I think I'm gonna go take a ship personally in his yard, like as a human being. But that's

you know what, That's way better than killing him. I have nothing to say about that. Now he do that ship again, I'm gonna catch his ass. I'm gonna go out there and be like, bro, I asked you once to stop doing the ship. I'm going to shoot in your yard. Next time you feel like I'm going to ship, it's not stay it out loud. You gotta be vague when you use the threat. Got to

be hilarious. Yeah, like is this shit? Is this? Because that's the funniest thing because he'll be wondering what is it, what you're gonna do, like are you gonna eat something specific? Or he's going like about that time, wait till it's like nighttime. I'm just thinking, like if you get like tackle bell or something like that, don't you don't have to you know, you have to make this do. It's funny if you go outside and be like, that's a curd, but it don't look like an animal

curd, see that, And that's the assumption. But let's say he ate something bad and you know, nah, I think I might save it, Like you know what I'm saying, like take one of these pills, save it in the zip lock bag and take it out there and act like I'm running and just fling it all in the yard. Yeah, sling it everywhere, slinging on that car. That's too much work, big, I mean it, Okay, I told you were wearing gloves and he was just like, fuck it. I don't know how much he dislikes him because of the

incidents. While I'm asking these questions like enough hate, you know, you'll start skipping some steps. You didn't have to mission stuff real soon. Then he was handling it carefully as for y'all didn't but not y'all but him. He just said, fuck it and gloves. I don't need gloves. I'm just picking it up. But you know whatever, whatever, real nigga ship man, how grimy is? You really get it out? To ask my niggas and y'all still suck on LOLLI huh sorry, I don't really buy I'm

grown boy. You had him by the lollipops or sucker? Would you just suckle one? No, as a grown man, definitely you lollipop candy like sour candy, so that would be sour. That's just be hungry for real food. Next time I see y'all, I'm gonna bring some some stuff with me and watch y'all. Norma. I wasn't a sub candy for crash you to with friends break? Yeah, but that nigga does stuff sometimes. We gotta watch him. You think he's gonna turn in the Hangover, I just

wanted to have fun. Would be that guy from the Hangover. He would be that guy from the Hangover A little bit black libertarian would be very pleased with the end results, like, yeah, exactly, micro dot, but you know what do you get? Micro dos bro? You know. The only difference is I wouldn't have taken it. I would have let y'all take it. Watch you know what I mean. That's I wouldn't have get it myself because like our God knows what I would do in a blackout situation.

I'm the one person you don't want my nigga take blackout situations or our whole life. He used to do shit on purpose and then like he blacked out and gass like I didn't know what the fuck happened. He knew the whole fucking time when he was going. But the problem is he kept doing it. Yet he would gas like us like we knew he didnt know like or and we keep doing it. But nobody ever said anything because that's how real niggas work. We didn't call niggas out, just play whatever. Nigga can

know what you did. But he never didn't think crazy like kidnapped Mitch and Raypon. It was just random dumb ship. That's a very specific man. The thing out, So niggas are strange things. Bro's the strangest legal thing you ever had a friend doing? And what is that? What exactly? What if the say about y'all but before we moved past, I just want to ask, so I'm the only person who blacked out doing a car accident because I didn't want to get in trouble, Like correct, you fake blacked

out me? Oh yeah, fully, I knew everything that was going on when they were giving me chest compressions when they put the mask on me. He's not awake, he's not responsible. I was just laying that quiet, still didn't move. Then hang my face close brot mad, I'm not. One time I was working and you know, I was like late late working. I'm like, but I gave myself a black guy. The funny thing

was I people were young enough where his parents showed up. It's like you fake it, and he was just like they're gonna stay, don't fake it. And he was faking, but they saidn't say feels so funny, like they said, I'm faking, bro, And I was knocked out, like breaking. He said he was not out whatever. He had admit that you later he was faking. You're a liar, you god damn lying black would be would have been funny if when they say he's faking, I would have

woke up and like, no, I'm not. Yeah, I would have been hilarious. But he's faking. It's like that's black people's first and this response he's faking. He's having a season now, he's faking. Sometimes I just don't be caring having seizes in the bar. Sometimes I just kind of walked out the way. I'm not a medical personality is just above me about my day. I mean, yeah, exactly, it's above you know. But boy, then people be just crying around making sense. Sounds like they

got it. I ain't gonna do it exactly. Bro, this happens every week. Like at some point you got to realize this person is doing this on purpose, but she was having real seizures. But I ain't gonna lie to you really need to not be at a I might take my death one day. I'm just letting y'all know I'm not dead. Once y'all all think i'm dead, I ain't. But y'all won't remember this, so it's cool. I can tell y'all now, but I ain't die. Nobody won't believe

it. It'll be a body, it'll be dental records at least, so you have a you have a Yeah, it's this dude in Florida, that looks drift like me. His name is Marcus, and you know he don't live that important of a life where killing him would be a problem. You know what I'm saying. Most people don't. Yeah, you know why am I talking about this? Move on to the next subject. Are we good? I'm cool with this? Like how I'm good with this? But a

ten year old boy was arrested in Mississippi for pissing outside. The police officer who arrested him has now been fired. Do you agree with this? Should children be able to piss out side? Like? What do you get arrested for it? Though? Y'all brought up a subject that's near I feel like I should be able to piss outside all the time. I actually prefer them a pissing inside. So like saying that in front of people or what, I don't give a shit. I'm gonna just go to the corner or something.

Just k no. I mean, he's a kid, though, I mean, you know what I'm saying. It's a kid. But I'm saying, like I think, like we men like y'all want to save the environment and save water, Let me piss out by the fucking side. Like there's so many benefits to me. Pissing outside. I did get some air. It feel good. I like the wind between my balls. It saves on water, right Like, come on, man, like pissing outside, it's like the next best thing to fuck it. Bro Like, I love that.

She said that ship right now, but they only actually added up to two on Mayan, y'all can go next. I'm just saying, may man, that fucked up man. Let that man piss outside and let him be. What's crazy is he was peeing behind his mama's car. Oh come on, man, I don't done this a hundred man ship. I know, bitches, I'm on it. I'm sorry. I know women when I'm on a date, they don't open the car door pissed, which I was just disturbed, But more times than I'd like to admit, I wasn't. You

ain't never had a girl? You never had a girl? Do that? Hop the door open? I got a pe No, just in a while I was moving because I wasn't stopping. Okay, tell the story. All right, Yeah, I'm confused. You had before poops, ain't no story. I was driving. That was a girl. She was like, I got a pee, Like, well, we're stuck in traffic, and uh, we don't have top of that. She's like, well, I'm gonna pee with the door open. I'm like, all right, stop it.

Yeah, that's the end of the story. And she got mad at me, and then I don't care, went on like it never happened. It didn't rainbow at first. At first I wanted to hear the story, but nah I didn't. That was bad. Yeah, I was winning out, had a good story. I'm simpler than you. Let's gas. How fast were you? Probably about fifty? I slowed down a little bit. She

opened the door at fifty miles hour. Was it's someone you were dating or just random random Chicken just was like, I'm gonna show you everything so I can pee. I mean, you really showed me everything. I was trying to, you know, not crashing the ship. That would have been a bad look to have her hang out the ass at the door, and then I'm trying to look at her fucking crash compete out of the window. That's what I'm saying. You're going fifty miles an hour and she's pissed you slowed

down a little bit. Let's say you get down at twenty five. It's still twenty five miles an hour. She got to balance herself while pissing. And you know women don't piss like men do. It's not like you can just the long in story goes on the worst again. Already done, y'all making it worse by thinking about the details. Nigga, who's not gonna think about the details? Heard it is my story, nigga, You do black story, Nigga, you ask me that story. This is piss It's different.

This n is a guy grimmlin. But I think they should have arrested that boy for peeing outside. I feel like that's the most natural form of pier exactly. Especially understand if he was peeking out for animals, right, y'all, let animals do it all the time. Not get that in ten years, this guy's probably gonna be still in Alabama, which is not good for black people. But right now, he's a kid. He ain't do nothing wrong. Yes, kids, that guy or black people take it a

long time to answer this question. That's that's but that's a better question, bro, that's a better ques as you me specifically, I don't want to answer that. I plead off seem a little suspect. No man, I support all people's rights to pee outside, provided they do it either at a corner or away from general public view. Lyric City Smell like Pete True. New York City is the exact example of what happens when you let niggs piss outside. But if we start letting niggas piss outside, they might piss in

Black libertarians front yard, and then we got a whole other issue. And it's like this, you know, Pandora's box of Daisy chain bullshit acting, No, no, we need that because let them terry. What would you do if somebody came and pissed on the side of your house. That's differ. I'm glad you asked me that, because this is exact scenario has actually happened, right. I saw them on my camera and they were just pissing, right, And at first I got mad, but then I reminded myself

that this is an amazing opportunity to scare the dogs ship out. So I ran out there with my motherfucking gun, I mean my pupio. Okay, yeah, I ran outside with my pupio. And when I pulled up on him, oh okay, yeah, I want to do with my gun. They didn't know I had it, so I just stood there looking at him, and they didn't know I lived there. I was like, ship, I just like to watch, and funk got so confused and disturbed. At the same time, that ship was hilarious. I'm like, nah, bro,

I'm just joking. It's my mother fucking house. Though this ship kind of found like, oh my bad and walked out. I didn't have my gun just in case he reacted. Leader there saying that shit, but I like, I told him I like to watch it first, just the freaking the funk out. I like, I wish I had a full time job doing that ship corn Star. Unfortunately Jack Jackass has been I'm sorry, man, I said there with so much sadness for six foot, like Nigga would

tell you, I like the wise you would be freaked out. And this nigga is three hundred pounds of pure muscle. That's the part of people are getting pure muscle. Yeah, and also you said six four this nigga six seven. Okay, whatever y'all say, but yeah, just do that to people, man, Like anytime somebody doing something that ain't supposed to be doing. I'm sorry, I'm in I had to take my children to a barber shop. But anytime somebody doing something they should be doing be weird as fun.

It always worked kids. I wish I would have agreed with the bar. Yeah see so I thought as well. I thought he was saying that he took his kids at the bar. I was like, damn ye, Maryland sham. This is where this is where disagreement. Can you take kids to a bar? I mean, I'm saying like, because it's this bar Me and Ricochet went to, it's like a cigar bar. Can I take kids in there? I mean no, they don't allow you because a cigar Damn all right? That place might you never know? I doubt it,

though. We should go there as a group one time, just be the one time for the one in breaking news, Uh sham, you had the topic. Uh oh, it wasn't a real topic. We were just talking about scamming niggas. That said, what was it us and Britain and scamming niggas. Uh So, essentially, I guess the sharp person is you know how America is in a bunch of dead and ship, Well, there's a

lot of places that are in debt to America or you know whatever. Parental white country you want to call it, and uh, pretty much they've been trying to force the LGBT stuff and a lot of the d is poor, Uh islands, and yeah, they'll be trying to in Africa they go to not really taking it well. So in retaliation, a lot of the islands, or at least several of them that I know of it, have decided to skip paying America the debt and just pay it directly to China since America

owes the money to China anyway. So China's allowing it and America's trying to impose saints and ship like that. Britain, for instance, just took away what is it visas working the same for a lot of the islands because they just started picking China directly. And I want to ask you, like, is that the American acceptionalism that Americans want to pass home? Like I want to ask Americas, like, do y'all want us promoter LGBT culture around the

world, because I I ain't voted for that ship like that. But the thing about it is especially send them saying that they're not going to do work visas and whatnot. Getting sorry, getting back to what was saying, Uh, you realize that y'all don't want to work in your own countries, and these niggas willing to take the job. I do you not. They basically need the Mexicans of the Caribbean c's so what are you'all gonna do without Mexican?

And they think that people really want their friend name the LGBT coach around the world, Like, nobody don't care about that ship. You think niggas gonna got to war for your lgbtund the world. I'll be like, yeah, stay your ass. Oh, I ain't playing for that ship, although I probably won't fight so much anyway. They're gonna have to come here for me to fight. You say here, you mean specifically to Yep, specifically to America, really specifically where we're here right now. But you know you

can't love get too close? Why are you talking about Jamaica, queens. That was misdirection. It's a place in New York. It was a place in New York. I mean I know that place. This nigga saga O V too? That's what I say. Well, people, oh O V too? Not just love us? Just got rapped in the toko. I can't remember. I can't remember be swiped by him, Bland. I mean, if y'all ran out of topics, I got a topic. Just no,

it was Britney Renner. Is that that girl who was traded for the doctor to death or that girl that got knocked up by that basketball player? We got like basketball player Okay, I mean I know those basketball involved, so I couldn't remember which one. Switch Yeah Runner, that girl who was on that podcast with a charcon flitch my boy, Thomson snitch frosted snatching boy.

Yeah, continue what you do. He was on the podcast drinking, acting belligerent, and I guess she had said something about like, I guess she was drunk, and she was like, y'all don't know what it's like nine months I have my vagina ripped open by a baby that's real long. And I guess one of the dudes in the background that last and she threw threw a water bottle ladder then started getting into a fight Curson the mouse, and she threw it at the wrong dude. It was crazy, man.

Yeah, that's a fight most place. That's whatever. Yeah, I'm think from youth anyway, that's your one. My woman, just get drunk. They do They drink and drink a lot. You were drunk. Oh damn, hold up now, I gotta look it up. Yeah, look at look at Britian Renner on a brilliant Renner and Charleston White. Look look at look at it. I'm almost Pewter. I need you to do some work. All right, Well that's not gonna work. Yeah, you got a computer, man, you'd man, it was a gift. I'm still using

on a fax machine. How who are you facting stuff too? Because this needs to be a fast machine. On the other side, a lot of Yeah, I got one. They don't want it, don't work. It's a product slash fact all Brittany, why do they work? Renner? Yeah, Brittany Renner in an e R. Yeah, she looks short as fun. I just saw like how small her head looked. I've seen her plenty of times. But anyway, what am I looking for? Oh? Where's you from? Yeah? Born and missed ms. What is that? It's

the Mississippi is It was explained a lot. It's sad that she don't know that I was muted this whole time I was you. I was like, yeah, ocean springs, miss, I was making up stuff because I just wanted to put you so you know what Mississippi explains it. I ain't got none talked about. Yeah she doesn't. Pretty bitch who got introduced to the city, city life. Man, she took it before she was sucking every rapper off. Because y'all act like she didn't have a book talking about all

the heads Brittany Reynan. Yeah, it's called judge. Discover what's on the cover? She get a head on the cover. It's just her being, it's just her being half naked. It's a liberating journey to the life and times of Britney Render. This book experiences a woman who's some love and others love to hate. It's behind the scenes looking to her life, categorize and pre judge, with some knowing her story. But there here is her truth, written in a raw in real voice and witnedness and humor. She allows

you to walk them ound her shoes. I would like to see a bunch of like I wish they had a game with them and they had like famous people in like creative writing classes, and they had to read their papers but without gaps, so they couldn't, like, you know, get help. All they got is paper intensive I just I wonder how many Floyd made whether we have hiding out there? Oh no, listen to this review. I absolutely love this book. It took I took it to work and finished it

pretty much the whole thing because navy work is slow and boring. I knew getting into this it wouldn't disappoint. Absolutely love the transparency. Being a pissy, I also have. So they pretty much felt everything she felt like. It's what does it have to do with anything for people to relieve themselves at any gate for I'm sorry guilt for any negative traits they exhibit. They could blame it on the stars before taking any responsiblit out of their own hands,

essentially just to you know, take me as a type situation. But you know, because I'm half areas with Juli, this is the person who this is the person who made that review. I give it one second here. Well, well it gets over to you guys, not not to make it up, but it's still this is the woman who said all that stuff about Brittany Rinner's book. She looks like the kind of person who would read such

a book. Yeah hear yeah, we heard it, well we hear it, and just like that and just like that that Nigga's back, they come here us. Yeah, I can hear y'all my bet. Yeah, some dark side said, what were we talking about? Uh? Definitely, she definitely didn't write this. Somebody put out an excerpt and it's just like, I know she didn't write this. I mean she might. Well, we have a fray fellows know, I wouldn't call him strange. Some things just

people just throw together and it's like, what the fuck? This book came out in twenty eighteen. Oh that's why, because it was when she was starting to age out. Got it makes sense now, m M. I mean once you start basically being a boothing with Shaq and you go on a podcast and act a complete and total ass, I lots of improve all y'all wrongs. Larcap doesn't really Larsa. Pippen doesn't realize Michael Jordan Junior is actually

getting revenge for wishmamcaull because he doesn't own any assets. So they get married and they get divorced. He's taking her money, which is taking back Pippins money, thus having the money back to pippin the inception that mother correct what he said. But yeah, y'all think that this large and Pippen thing is real. It's not. This is all a ploy by Scottie Pippen and Michael

Jordan to get back. They're like, we can't get back in her the old school way, so we'll get back in her the new school way, which is pretend like you love her and then eventually get her to sign the papers. Watch watch as soon as she signed the paper, she's gonna be just like Halle Berry. How's the other story this this week? Wouldn't be like I can't believe a man would ask for alimony. Well, she's worth ninety million and he's not worthing ninety million. So Holly Berry's asked, he

got it and got it. Well for him, it's for him. It's it's alimony and child sports, but more so child sports. Yeah, I'm saying like it was a dumb question I had. Well, no, it wasn't dumb question. Just these people are not very savvy, so when they see things like this, they're like, I can't believe somebody could ask all the money. It's like, oh, so you don't believe that somebody could.

I will say he had a bitch ass nigga for doing that. I know, they don't like the back of my hand the way you do it. But she needed it. Three. She needed that money because she has the kids. It's like, y'all realize the reason that Holly Berry's having paid childs for is because he's taking the key. But don't hear that part they think that. It's like, y'all, y'all understand, Holly Darry's schedule is

very, very busy. All right. Really, she's in movies once once every John Wick three that couldn't been laugh have another laugh of that because that movie came a while ago. We do know. We came out last year. That was twenty twenty. That was twenty twenty two. John four, She just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. I was twenty and eighteen four. No all black women. That was a black woman at four.

Actually, I don't think, I say, I don't know. I still can't believe that she they're just now having people are just not complaining about the spousal support when they broke up in twenty sixteen. I think the court proce just reason. Yeah, the court proceeded just finished a long time ago, the war. Yeah, the last movie she was in was actually, uh she's got Oh no, the last movie she was in was Moonfall. Before that, it was Bruised and then John Wick three, So she's been in

three movies. People hate that movie because it's nothing like The Book Board at least they say it support book move Ball is kind of cool through I wasn't. But yeah, she's still getting paid. Is that that space movie where the move was following? Oh? It was literal? Yeah, yeah, I learned something. And then she has a movie coming out later this year called The mother Ship. You're gonna see it? Oh yeah, definitely because it's coming out to Netflix. You know, they just and she has She

also has a The Man from Jersey, which is filming right now. I never heard of them. Wait, I think, I wait, hold on, and I lost it. What was that movie about? Fair? You're talking about Moonfolk, not a man from Jersey, America. We don't know yet. What's about the land of Jersey? Uh. Construction worker is roped into the espionage world by his former high school girlfriend. Holly Berry obviously will

play the girlfriend and the construction worker. Mark Racist Wahalburg, Yeah, Mark Racer Wahlberg, Hey, Mark Wahlberg, No, bro, that's what that's what the Age of Guys said. He said that he that Mark Wahlberg didn't seem like he repented, so he doesn't get he doesn't get the he doesn't get the forgiveness. And it's like, all right, hey, man, who know better than you? Maybe Mark Wahlberg's mama, I mean, she knew, she grew up with the racist, grew up with like they were

children together. She grew up with the racist. Well, I mean she definitely raised the racist. This nigga terrorized and beat up Asians on a bus, Like, I mean, it's one thing to terrorize people, but to beat him up on a bus that sounds kind of familiar to certain people. People got beat up on the buses. God damn exception, you were getting jumped on school But yes, I mean I never got jumped on the school bus. But goddamn nigga, please don't tell us that story. Was it?

Oh shit, this is gonna be the uncomfortable asspot. I can't know what you talk about. Oh yeah, we ain't talk about the pink sauce lady. Yeah, pink sauce was the topic. That's what I was. I was like, I knew you had a topic nigga. I know, Black Libertarian's not here with us in the earthly form anymore because he's gone to wherever it is that niggas go when they get a haircut. But go ahead, Robert Clok the bar. Remember what pink sauce lady? Yeah both yeah,

yeah yeah, but go ahead with the pink science. So the pink sauce ladies is lady, not chef Pie. Spell chef Pie pronounced chef pee. Anyway, So chef Pie had this pink sauce. She got up on Instagram or TikTok or whatever. She was like a homemade sauce. Blah blah blah. It's just if you don't know the story. People saw it. They were like, yoa, I want to try. She shipped to them

and she started essentially running a business like out of her house. Problem was we're talking about food, and some of her deliveries or you know, shipping things actually went across state lines, which meant they have to deal with the extreme temperatures either hot or cold. So a lot of people are getting uh, their packages of pink sauce you know, exploded, contaminated, you know, all types of stuff. Because it's not like this stuff was pasted her

out or anything like that. Like she knew how to make the sauce, which is fine for home stuff but not for you know, packaging distribution. So she starts catching flag as people start posting uh what you call like reaction videos to getting their pink sauce. And they're like showing videos like the exploded packages, packages covered in like molds, all types stuff in the midst of this. Now you think this would actlutely destroy this woman. But some parent

company, Dave's, is something this big money. I was like, yo, we want your sauce. She gets a contract for it, and this is in like January this year. I want to say, it's now September and like the last couple of weeks. Actually I'm skipping ahead. So she gets that contract, like I miss all like the controversy going on with her shit, and it's just like a god send, right, so amiss all

this. She goes on the show because it's one lady who was a critic but was also really nice about it's like trying to see, you know, what was in it. And Chef Pie goes onto the show as well, and as opposed to you know, being amical about the whole thing, or at least business like. She just kind of goes off on the lady. It's like rude and all types of shit, and it's like honestly kind of acting to ask that you. She's being the stereotype in front of everybody.

It's not a good look. So uh, then a parent company gets bought. She has this bad attitude. She's caught line several times. And flash forward to this month in September. She now has a gofund me because she's saying that she's broke. Says that the company has not paid her any royal. She already broke. It's been nine months. She says she's broke. She says she can't afford food to feed her children, and that exactly this is allegedly and well this is this is a direct quote from her. Go

fumba, This isn't me just taking sh out of context. Well no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm saying this is all from her. Oh yeah, And so she's saying that her mom is on like Medicare or something like that, and only she's been getting buased and because her mom's were letting her barrow twenty dollars here and there. You know, the school's coming up, and you know she's about to get evicted from her house, all types of sh and everyone's like, how how much money is

in that goal? Finally, last time I checked, it was about nine hundred The goal was one hundred thousand. Yeah, which is way too much. Which is way too fucking much because the work that Sham did not The part that Sham did not say is the fact that the company has shown that they have paid her one hundred and twenty thousand dollars over nine months. How the fuck do you fuck off one hundred and twenty thousand dollars knowing goddamn well, this was all a blessing. This fell into your lap. This is

not your main job felling. Oh I'm saying do it. No, no, she's also a felling. But at the same time, I mean, this is just glorified ranch, is it. That's not act like no, no, no, it's range, it's right order, or that's what people

say. It's ranged because she's shown how to make it. Because that's why she was complaining about the one woman, because that woman was like, you realize your sauce is basically just ranched, just it doesn't matter what the sauce is matters if people buy it, which they were because of the company that he was talking about, they got her a distribution dealing Walmart. I ain't seen that at all. I won't buy it anywhere. I actually did see

it at one point, but I haven't seen it since. So one thing that people have been kind of pointing out is that there's possibility that there are no royalties because no one bought it, like it was a novelty item in the beginning, and then you know people like, oh yeah, like it or love it and hate it or whatever, and then there's guy hit of the Valley. Yeah, but you know, unless it's better substantially than something they could already get at a cheaper price, people probably aren't going to make

that switch, which is possibility. So you know, it's possible that she just ain't sold shit and there's nothing to give to her after like you know, cost per production and all that keeping everything like fucking FDA approved. But she has been very specific not to call out the actual parent company by name, so I will give it to her. She at least says that much. Then everything else leading nothing that it's been like a master class and how

not to do business or how to fuck up like a golden ticket. But that's just mine. Look, she was broke, I mean, she says, you bro We don't know anything for sure. There's a huge probably broad friendly. She's going live on Instagram, so you know she probably is very broke. What she think going a lot on Instagram. That's kind of one of the things that I know. But now now she's been looking like, you know, them edges ain't edging. I mean, one hundred and twenty

thousand. How are you supposed to make that last nine months? I make her you may last you too, right, well you may. You can make that ship last ten years. And that's close. It is real exactly. But yeah, uh, we don't see how that works out. I'm wondering. There's always gonna be a mob. You know, it happens anytime like it's a large female present, especially a black woman, because it was the same ship when you remember that a therapist lady who got in trouble a

long time ago and then she got docs. Yeah he'll only last. Well, after I heard all right, I have to confirm it hit me that that podcast, Yeah, ok. But uh oh, but like when that happened, like women were up and it was like, see this wide can't

get ahead. You know, it's just been capitalizing on the pads of the black women and so forth, even though some ships she technically brought upon ourselves and the person that doctor initially was a woman, another black woman, So you know whatever, Uh, but I'm sure they're gonna try to spend us in a way that is either black men's fault or the fault of the system in place that was built on keeping women down. Sorry, patriarchy as well,

they called the patriarchy. They blame everything on patriarchy. That's what I actually have taken. I don't know about y'all. I say that ship on a regular basis, and it kisses women off, which is crazy because I'm just saying what they're gonna say before they say it, and you know, it's just so hard. Yeah, patriarchy, you just have to say it like you mean it long as Donna say it in the passionizing way. That ship is like if someone's reactions could somehow feel your stomach, like, say,

she ate your appetite, that's what that ship. Yeah, but I don't believe in the patriarchy modo. We were more than man. But you know whatever, I never understood it. I never understood either. Just ranch, oh yeah, on the ranch exactly at pink sauce, bro sauce yourself. Actually, what if we got an endorsement from ran Slow, from Rank, it will be the company now I heard. I don't think she's doing

well. You mean we get we get endorsement from Day's core man. I just want them to know that we, every day black man very much stand for the pink sauce. We were always fans of the pink sauce. Who told you all different? We were always fans of the pink clean that up. That is all right, jerky. Come on, man, you gotta you gotta, you gotta stand with the pink sauce bro bro Low principles, staying I played the principal. It's an endorsement deal. It's an endorsement deal,

nigga. After we got the money, but we need the money first fixed up. I disagree with because all endorse Hiller, they paid us, everything came out. Yeah, all right, thank you, good little thing. Sam Man. So actually tend to that too. You want the nasty one first, you want the right one. Is it nasty in a good way? Oh? Absolutely not. Damn Now I'm not sure which way you're talking about the nasty one of this? All right, cool, going for

it. So backstory, this woman has a lot of sex toys. And they're not you know, mass produced simple dildos you can find it, you know, like Spencer's or I don't need. They're like various things from like specific sex toy manufacturers. They're all very expensive and frankly, you know they don't make stuff like that because some of them are retired, you know,

specific customs, et cetera, et cetera, cetera. As long as someone has that, it's shaped like like a like like a cracking and by cracking, I mean the sea beast, uh and different colors, has ripples and stripes and ship like a cracking, you know, like a like a big sea squead, which is very interesting that she had a dildo made like a sea squid. I don't know how that works with your various lady parts because

uh the never mind, we're not going to get into that. But her boyfriend of two weeks of sorry, two weeks, two months thinks of soon for throws that she keeps them around and says that it's unsanitary and she doesn't need and that she needs to get rid of them. He thinks that most of them are bad because they're not explicitly human, since some of them are tentacles and such, and some of them are pretty, uh according to her

freaky. So he basically said that, you know, they need to be thrown away because they are in sanatory and it's odd that she's attached to them. Outside of that, their sex life slash relationship is fine. Would you advise a woman to throw away old dildos that she had if they are not specifically human? I feel like they would have to be in the way or something like. It just seems odd. Get ready No, no, no, they're only used for sex. She got, she got a sex a

sex. They got to be displaced somewhere. Weird sees them. No, no, no, no no. The fact that she has them. The fact that she has them is what makes we don't know. I mean, it does sound like something Mormons would be mad about. You're not supposed to, Jorge. Well, they don't like they don't like having good sex. They don't like that, they don't like having premarital sex. Good premarital sex. They don't want you to have sex at all, but premarital sex is

absolutely not. Oh ship, there's this thing they do. I'm trying to remember what it was called. That was like do what No, that's my back, I can't remember what they called. But essentially, so the kids still want to do stuff, but they're real heavy into like the Mormon Church, the merch, if you will, so they don't want to piss off

the merch. So what they'll do is like the dude will get hard or whatever, right, and then he'll go inside the girl, but then he won't move and they just hold each other and that way it's not in fact, so thank you. We know words over here at the everyday Black Man Experience, you know a thing. Yeah, I'll be learning man, that's

wild. Yeah yeah, actually they talk about that and on TikTok because remember soaking is the is the Mormon team technicality because they're not actually having sex because he's just sitting inside her one thrust really even fucking I mean, you know, kitchen nap, but still hilarious. They also don't like them when they do durfing as well. I'm sorry, Burfing sounds that's that's that's just that's just dry humping. I like dry humping better. Yeah, No, drfing

is a weird, weird way to do it. Darfing sounds like the replacement for the R word. Oh that went very bad, ways very quickly. Uh, I had to engage, man, it's all about. It's all about to pay off in the end. There's all. There's also there's also jump humping, like going down a mormon a rabbit hole. Jump humping, man, that's how they converted a little bout wow mm hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know a little bout what I mean, He's sure, I don't know. So it's a way to have sex without having

sex. So this is such a weird no, no, no, no, this is such a weird practice, but it actually is. It actually is technically very smart. So basically a couple is soaking, so you know, they're not allowed to like move because then it becomes sex. But if a third party comes and jumps up, up and down on the bed, they technically start having sex involuntarily. That the kids are enough to try and figure out these loopholes and also open enough to invite a third to make this

ship. I mean, technically, they don't have anything against nudity. If the guy's on top of her, then I mean, technically you're just seeing man man button, man butt isn't nudity. We don't consider that such. And you can't see his penis because it's piece of the side of the girl. I don't want to be jumping next to man. But though, well, we're assuming that a woman is the one doing it. I don't know. Peedy people like bro just do just do me a solid bro, Bro,

I respect they have the moral er. Oh that's so funny. That's so funny. I would just go through with it at that point, but hey, you know, I'm not there, but you know the fact that they went that far with it's cool. Cool. No, man, they think they think we all curse the people whose ancestors didn't take part in the Holy War. Exactly, we didn't take part in the Holy War. So that's why our skin is black black because we were neutral. Because we were

neutral. So neutrality is black. Welcome back, unless that's it is no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no. You don't have to worry about that person, all right, So we we you heard that one. Uh so basically, oh read you didn't give your thing, would you you you wouldn't. Oh no you did. You just said you wouldn't care about someone having uh weird weird gildos. Yeah, I'll get away from that fucking word, but I want to after

anyway, she's gonna go buy your back. I mean for me, you got children, bro, you're going well, little Jurney going to your bed. No need these people, need these people. One day you gotta give it up. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if I know you ever had to give it up from the from the from the uh from the sex dungeon. But I mean that's that's between y'all. I feel bad for children when I die, because they're gonna find out a lot of

ship. But at the same time I may will they be children being an adult? No, they won't be changed, won't. You haven't done nothing wrong. That's just part of life. Get older, you find out your parents started laundry. Maybe they aren't technically you know, legal citizens in this country. Who knows. So. For a final one, this one is a bit more sad than anything else. It's a woman who uh her mother told her if she didn't stop her husband from having affair, it was going

to ruin her marriage. So this woman will call her Jane. She's married to a husband named Jake. She met a woman named Sarah, and Sarah's name is married to a guy named sam So Jake, Jane, Sarah sam So. Jake sometimes works from home a little bit, a little bit, yeah, a little bit, and his wife, Jane works outside of the

house for most of her time. Over the course of time, the two couples, Jake and Jane and Sam and Sarah, got a little you know, kind of knowing each other that kind of thing, but nothing too big. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Biblically, you know, everybody's just being friendly. So Sarah is a stay at home mom, and you know,

she frequently you know, has bottles and things she can't open. So she began going over to Jake to have him open the bottles, and as a reward for his just for his you know, being a nice mas, she started cooking. No, she started cooking the food. And so she wasn't just cooking the food over at her place, No, she would come over to their place, take out their dishes, move use her ingredients.

And then save him leftovers. So one day Jane came home was like, what the fuck is all this food in the fridge and Jakes like, oh, yeah, Sarah made it, and she was like what. So this continues to escalate until one day Jane comes home to find Jake is working on his computer working from home, and Sarah is in the in her house wearing some of those Nigerian slash African shorts that are way too short basically, and on top of this, she has a child in her arm and Sarah.

Jane asked Sarah what the fuck? And sarahs like, I was gonna make a food later, and Jane says, fucking lily not and tells her leaf. So she does. She's a little bit miffed by this, obviously, because you know, she was just hanging out with her buddy Jake, and you know, she basically Jane asked Jake to not let her come back over again. So you know what happened. Two weeks later, had a feeling in her gut and she went home and she finds Sarah cooking in her kitchen

again. So she's like, you know, I really love this man, but if this marriage ends, it's Okay, would you be mad if you came home to find someone cooking food for your significant other? There's a nigga in my house that I have not betted. Yeah, no, just that's that's a little strange. Maybe it's maybe there's a double standard, right, that's so you think a woman can cook from you at home and your mom's and and your wife should say that it is okay, Yeah, I guess

cooking. It all sounds like he was cooking. Yeah, I think I think it was. This was a real thrill. Like that's the problem. We'll see you deduced that and yes, that's actually something Jane started doing. She started cooking more home because she's like she was like, you know, I didn't appreciate her hanging around, but I do plan on cooking more since apparently this is something my husband likes. It's like, why does your husband

have to tell you he likes you're cooking? And that's a basic thing, Like that's Bracey. Oh did we talk about that? Did we talk about the shower peing one? I'm sorry what I always be in the shower? No? All right, because it gets the shower. No, you ain't down the drain nigga correct. I don't know what kind of slow screen y'all motherfucker's got on style on y'all dates. But I start pissing that ships going somewhere and it ain't where I am, at least not all of it.

Nigga's so many questions here, all right, So double standard is what you guys are both saying, got it, got it, got it all right? That just seems let's go in in your house, let's go in the show, let's go into shower. Basically, don't you can cook for my you can cook for somebody, but don't show up at my house. That's just weird, which I mean, I think there's something to bring, don't cook it exactly cooking your short shorts bending over getting those pants. I did

have that question, what are what are Korean booty shorts? As you said, no, not Korean Nigerian booty shorts? Are they actual Nigerian? The reason I'm confused, like there must be a different material something, or you're just asking questions you can't ask. I'm inquisitive, bro, I learned that. I learned this. No, man, it's just you know, like you know, like machine shorts, like you seen machine shorts that are like

like wait, yeah, like the Chinese company. Oh yeah, you know you know those ones that are like way too short, those those are what we would considered to be after shorts. I can't recognize sheen shorts because I don't know about where you're at, but around here, bit is just be fat and don't buy the right side ship. So that's all the all the shorts look like that, like they do then small They were the wrestling out figures out there and they be looking like, don't where the ones wearing shorts?

You know, the kids still order over Android and Apple, But I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Android surpass Apple a long time sorry, not a long time ago, but definitely now you know what I'm saying, having a long time ago, Like right around the time that app that Android got the what was the thing like once once Samsung began doing like the really crazy ship with like you can zoom into the fucking moon, it was like, yeah, it's a over at that point, like Andrew putting

in features where it's like we've all wanted to one time see something foreign distance and your camera can only zoom so far, and Sandsong's like, oh, y'all niggas really like doing that. Ship. We gonna make sure you can watch your neighbors fucking from your house, in your room, from the privacy of your own home. You know, that's what we're doing exactly. Sands' is like, Oh, you want to record your neighbors fucking? We got your four K, nigga, that's about that's gonna be the strangest. Only

fans. Why is only fans different couples? Do they all submit to this? Like no, I'm just like thinking, what if you can put on only fans and you didn't even consent? Like they don't they dumb and just be leaving the window. But they on the second floor, so we don't think nothing about it. Oh that's that's a joke that somebody had about about what keeps New York going is Brownstones because poor people get to watch rich people

doing shit in their houses. And one guy was like, oh, man, and you know, I just one day want to just fuck my wife over the balcony like that guy does every Friday. And it's like, damn, I think it's on the schedule. He respect schedules exactly, he respects them schedules. Anyway, I added it to our messenger group. What looks like No, no, these are these are shorts that are just these aren't shorts. This is just a panty with a little extra all the time.

Believe me, I know what you put into the ice cream cone matters more than the ice cream cone itself. I mean it sounds like something we would say, but yeah, sure, I'm saying. You know, if what is inside the ice if you've got a good flavored ice cream, then it doesn't really matter. Oh you're saying these these ice cream, these ice cream, these ice creams are not are not good flavor dolars outside of the bad flavors around here. You know what I'm saying, you know, visually bad

flavors. Okay, leaving a guest alone? Am I the asshole for pissy in my friends shower? Consistently so because he hits female female to male train was staying at a friend's place a few months ago over spring break. Let's call her Natalie. Natalie and I have been friends for a while, but we haven't been able to hang out as much since she graduated last year and

was working. This is my first time seeing a new place and our first time spending the night together before anyone gets the wrong idea, there are absolutely no romantic or sexual feelings between us now. As a guy without a penis, which we know is a lie, as a person who wants to pretend to be a guy without a penis, she is unable to enjoy the wonders of pissing standing up most of the time. The STPs, which I looked up and I forget what that means. Uh, Basically, the fake penis

is scare this person, so she simply sits. However, when she's in the shower, she can pee however she likes, and it just goes down the drain and washes off my leg if she aims badly, which some niggas probably are just like what the fuck, and it's like, yes, women can aim their pea shrimps. Going back to what I was saying, every night this person peas in the shower before bed, and basically it's very satisfying for them because they don't really get to talk to their friends about their peeing

habits since they are now a female transitioning to male. But you know, the whole family. Apparently her family all pee in the shower, which I don't know why. Your family would tell because they do that. But one day, Natalie and this person were hanging out with some of their friends and they were talking about peeing, and of course peeing and shower come up.

So many of the quote unquote penisless friends agreed that it's nice to be able to stand for once and me even you know dudes were like, yeah, I agree, peeing in the shower is awesome. However, not everyone felt that way, and there's an awkward silence afterwards. Natalie later approached this person and asked, if he I'm being cognizantive, what you guys would like said heat in the shower, and of course the person said yes, which Natalie was like, you know what, get your ship and uh, this is

really uncomforable for me. Do you think this person was the asshole? Yes? Or no? I feel like Natalie is that the friend? Yes, that Natalie must be a black girl. Yes, that's possible. That's possible because it makes sense that she's That's very possible because then it's like, oh, you're gonna piss in my shower. Okay, well you gotta go, because if you stay heading longer to put hands on you, so great you stay here any longer I'm putting hands on you. Well, damn, we

didn't got nothing for me. I just think that the problem is here is that you pissed in somebody else's shower. Like, Yeah, I pissed in my shower all the time because I live in my own place and I comped in my shower. That's it's a drainage hole. That's all going down the same pipes. But I so don't just pissing other people's showers because this is their shower. That's weird about respect. Yeah, power, especially if you

go to other countries whereas sometimes they reuse water and other stuff. You generally don't want to piss in that. I mean, yeah, it makes something hard. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, sometimes you just can't piss down the shower. Bro. One day you're gonna get it, you know, being a penisless person, we understand how you could not realize that you have to have peeing etiquette. But don't worry. You'll get it. One day, Bro, you will get it. But thanks again, ladies, Joey.

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