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Bad Kids or Bad Parents? (Part 1)

Sep 11, 202339 minSeason 14Ep. 10
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In this episode of the Everyday Black Men podcast, we start the podcast off with Sham recalling what happened when he tried to get his hair braided in peace. Reed asks a question about Jollof Rice, and Riker tells him what’s up with that. Sham reflects on to be or not to be with a lesbian and other things before we finally address the Dr. Umar story. Riker asks the titular question, which leads to another Sham story on lousy parenting. Riker says everything these days is a grift; Reed wants to start a poll on who eats Mayo vs. Miracle Whip, and much more before we bring the podcast to a close.

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Oh god, sorry, I had the bills. Anyway, girl braids my hair as ghetto chicks, super smart though I got a whole bunch of businesses and runs them well, actually knows her ship. So it's you know, a nice deal with Anyway, she's braided my head the other day, and uh, she had asked me about when I went to go see my sister for her baby shower and some kind of way along the way, Uh, I ended up telling her like, oh, that's not my blood sister. She was like, oh, okay, well Dan, you got you know,

you gotta be there for the birth. And then because you know that might be your baby, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like you I'll come on like y'all ain't never like nothing. I'm like, nah, yeah's you don't trust something? Say wait, they mean when they said they gotten on fake bros and checks. If you don't bang that fake bro, you just never touch no, no, no. We definitely was buy the fuck. But then both of our parents said something kind of

strange to us. It was like teenagers, M yeah, oh this and I mean this is like when we were fucking twelve and thirteen. So but then you know, both our parents kind of said something that made it sound like they was fucking and at that point that was just too close to incests and we just shook hands on it. Gotta have some you know, standards. Oh but anyway, so I'm like, nah, I ain't really the best of old girl or you know, mest of like that, like we

just it's always been good. Oh that's good, that's good. I thought. That's what I thought. That's why you were saying you didn't want to go to the birthden because you know, maybe the family once there, because they might be suspecting something. I'm like, you gonna have this whole scenario in your head just from me saying that we weren't related by blood, like

all right. So then she started telling me about how, oh she also does events, and she started telling me how she was gonna throw this u or she was hosting an event at this place that went too far from where I lived. It's gonna be a little pool, poised thinking all girls mad, they tasts out stuff, you know what what it is, and she

might might see you with titty too, blah blah. I'm bringing some girls in YadA YadA, And I honestly I wasn't listening because she she's just she's a little bit too eccentric with her talking sometimes, and I just I was on the fuck out anyway. She was like, yeah, you know, if you ordering them through me, get your ticket now and then I get you on, get you one for the sheet because they're gonna be forty yollars at the door. And I was like, I wan't gona go, no,

no way. But then she buried my hand. I was like, ah, she did a good job, and she's been cool with the price or whatever. So I cash after and I didn't realize, uh, I sent enough money for two of'em. So then she texts uh a friend of mine, to let him know because she dropped them off at day place. Hey, y'all gave me the money, just given to him. I come in to work and they'm like, yo, here you're titty tickets.

I'm like what. So apparently I should have been paying attention when she was talking, because that whole you know, girls had the titties out was not like, uh an allegory anything like that. It was just real. It's a topless pool party, and it's weird because she's like, yeah, I'm I'm realizing that she was talking about having her titties out and I know her husband, and that's just awkward for me, Like y'all, a whole whole level of ratchet I'm not even ready for. But I got a ticket,

so now I gotta go because I don't already spent the money. So I got another ticket to this lesbian girl with big titties because I mean, as long as I'm there, uh and not on the first uh. Yeah. But it's awkward because the girl that the lesbian girl is crushing on likes me and I don't like her because she's a little too naive. But it's this weird not love triangle and it's just just fucking aning. So now I don't go to work no more. Anyway. How y'all been, Damn I nigga

left. It's definitely gonna have to be on Patriot answer that question there, sham, how have I been? I've not been that bad. Pro'm if I call that bad. I seen y'all picture the fucking ticket, because this is I mean, so you looked through a whole range of emotion sham from people being good people getting down, bad people being down, bad people being up. Whatever that last emotion was, man, I don't I don't even

know what it was, but whatever it was, it was different. I put the ticket in the ship this man said, he put reads read said, look can I can I bring myself what I'm saying? You want to know for a prosperity. Nah, I started frameling stuff. You know, let us know answer. Apparently she got a videos, so if she can send them to me and I send them to yall. So read to answer your question from before, they did make Joe Love rising. I don't know

that's all they do, Mike, Rice and dance. You're saying all Nigerians do is miss and dance three. That is racist and as the head of the Nigerian Cold Co listen here, I will not stand for that, sir. Are you dancing dancing? All right? They bought the dance terrible for that. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're wrong. Google maps the location of this place the hood. When I looked to Up, I was like, what the fuck did I agree to? I mean, it's once

you see it, like they know who the fuck? I'm only thing I'm gonna no, you just look at it. Okay, this ain't gonna be no, this ain't gonna be no ritzy party. You know what it is. It's a good sir, yeah, but you know it ain't got to be the bottom of the bottom every fucking time. And now I'm like, damn, I don't know. Already put my money in. I ain't gonna wasted no fucking money. She already said it is gonna be the bottom on the bottom. You gotta go, brons. But I don't want to say

the lesbian tittis because she got some nice titties. I'm nice. They nice. It's weird because she tell you, I don't even know. I'm gonna find out if they nice, that's problem. They got a nice size. It looked like they got a nice shape. Next episode, every Day, black Man. So I fucked the lesbian and I'm not sure how to feel the first time. So I fucked lesbie in again. They're sham well rock

fuckna. Not that I would actually be kind of weird because her friend is trying to get me into a serious relationship and I'm just like, no, oh, first and foremost her friend, and you ya, if you bank her friend, exactly have you done this girl? Okay? Well, then it's it's it's all shots on gold Baby turned off and turned it down because it was you know, you fun with a girl, you know seriously, but I'm not explaining that part. It's all everything goes for It's like the

greatest story. She was just a when I guess when the girls be naive and you just know if they get some dick, they're gonna be like, oh we together now, I ain't want to deal with that shit. And then in the process of us having that conversation, she let me know how the lesbian was like coming at her super hard, and I don't talk to her, she doesn't give me space. I'm like, it's crazy that you

describe yourself anyway. So then the lesbian got mad at me for a couple of days, but she got over that ship after we had a couple of drinks and yeah, now we're going to this titty pool party, so we'll see what happens either way. Probably after this party, somebody's gonna be mad at me. No, everybody's gonna be happy with you because you're about having a sham three lesbian another girl. You're gonna turn them out the other girl.

The other girl ain't gonna be at the cool part unless she gets a ticket, which I hope she don't because that's just gonna be a knowing. She gonna get it. She gonna she gonna get a ticket. And this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down, my hand with another girl. This nigga end up with the whole three something. He pretended like he ain't got the game for it. See that's what that's what we call lesbian. Got a nice girl. I think me take lesbian down.

There's for prosperity. Say so, that's mean we can tag team back again. Read has basically inserted himself into the story to tag team lesbian. I mean, y'all don't like Jack. We both like this, but you like that question. I want to see you make it. Let's do it. He just put it. Nigga Read just made it really weird. But thanks he Lazy Joe coming too. Episode every Day Blackman a podcast podcast,

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our website www dot every day black Man dot com. But this episode is going to be called why Uhmar Johnson is right and wrong and nobody likes them? I mean, did you watch the video? Oh? Yeahs wrong? Give me come minute, go ahead, me real quick. He's got go ahead. You know, man, mistakes, Man, mistakes are jail child support? What else happening to man? Oh man, I'm jail child support? Homelessness, homelessness having to deal with the bitch you really don't like because

you're trying to keep your kids, so that's forced the prison. Yeah, but that go both ways, well, not keeping the kids, yeah, yeah, to keep your kids. No, it only goes on. It only happens to men, does not happen withall. But what if she was strung out crackhead, I'll still getting ready of kid exactly. We've seen that happen before, not saying any names. Wasn't that a talent payer movie? Yes, it was like the only movie where the black dude wasn't like a

bad guy in the beginning. He was light skinned though, yeah, he was light skin though. Like I don't watch solid pair of movie. I don't even gonna lie it. I've seen like one in total. I mean, I feel like it's seen everyone, including the one that I keep telling people as the solid Pawer week, but they don't ever want to believe me. Don't woman gone, are gone, girl gone, girl, go on be an athlete. I've been enough. Tyler Barry movie, Oh no,

no, I always tell peoples the TOLP Perry movie. I'm like, don't get the Tyler Parry in it. They're like, yeah, it doesn't Tyl apparently normally starting things that he does. And like, I never knew Tyler Parry made this movie. Tyler Barry has nothing to do with that movie. A fun thing. That's what I'm talking about. That's that's what we do.

Hear at everybody black black man that's not good clean gas like they're gonna say that's that's stupid as shit to one of their friends, and it's like a bomb going off and you you need you're not gonna hear it, but you know the effects what we feel? Correct, it's a good day. How y'all feel about unicorns? I love how we just get pass through mare down. It was so organic. I was like, no, let's go,

let's go, let's go unicorns. I don't know, are we talking about unicorns like unicorn unicorns or unicorn is like couple's been looking for oh oh oh cux. All right, I mean, look, it's all it's not wild wife, So I don't care y'all do what y'all do. It's not my wife. Sorry, I mean, I don't mean how you feel about that? I mean, would you be a unicorn? Talking more about from the point of view of the dude or the person being approached, as opposed

to the couple. So it depends, all right. So if it's something where he has to be in the room, then no, it was something where he's going to watch later on. Yeah, If it's something where I can do whatever I want to her without any rules or weird stipulations, Yeah, if I got to do her in specific position movie yeah, yeah, like he's directing a movie, then no. If it's something where afterwards I have to have a conversation with them afterwards. No, if it could be

something. Yeah, I mean like Batman, I planned to the end, what about you read would you be would you be a unicorn for a for a white person? Yeah, I'm gonna be a white person. Oh, I think you're a racist, sir. And it's the most standard gentlemen on this podcasts. The foremost black people can't be races. That's a fact, all right, Biggert, that's a better work. He multiple wi exactly. Biggest biggott is not really a problem. It just means I'm big on my

people. Every man who no see nigga. That's Biggert me different. If you people bigging me you're a biggot, then I'm the biggest biggot that's ever lived. Yeah. I mean, I mean I've been meeting a lot of famous people. Lot key. Yeah. Like we was with Will Smith and it was like bang my wife and black. I mean, if Wist wants me to bang his wife, I'm just saying, you don't ask you about how the race. What I'm saying is I'm not throwing it off the table,

you know what I mean. Like, I'm just saying, there's a there's a dollar that we can then we could come to that. Will Smith, I will bang your wife despite how annoying she is. She got a pussy. Oh man, I just just for saken, would you bang an annoying woman cham for two million dollars? Yes, two dollars No, no, not to no two thousand dollars. Wait, because she's annoying. We didn't say that. We didn't say that she was ugly, just annoying.

And I'm like, yeah, she's just annoying. Pretty good at blocking out annoying, and she's not. She's not going to be annoying during the sect. She's only gonna be annoying before and after. Oh, you have to stay for five minutes afterwards, but she's gonna be really annoying. I'm five minutes say nothing that I mean, like, I mean like one to choke bitch out, but I guarantee, I guarantee you she's not going to piss in your sink. See, I'm man, how much how many references with

which were just made? And also man that they exist in the first place. Hey man, sometimes it happens, bro Sometimes you gotta agree with doctor Umar exactly sometimes about them get it right. And this last thing I mean,

he kind of right, kind of wrong. He just uh, he's right that we need to do more to step in for black kids because these women can't these women can't rate them tell us when I actually had a question about because that's the suspension of disbelief kind of deal, because to even make that statement, you have to be under the assumption that these black mothers are gonna be willing to let a quote unquote father figure that they don't know around

their kids. Correct. And that's the thing about it, dude, That's what I'm saying to read here. Earlier, when I first talked about with him, and just like a pre recording, pre release, pre everything, just kind of you know that kind of thing. I was like, Look, what you need to do is you need to do it in one city, get a group of women and tell him, Look, these men are

gonna help you with giving your chi. I mean, I think there also doesn't need to be a monetary influence, because I don't think you should have to spend your good money that you've made. If somebody paid me, I'll do it. You're right, they gotta pay me. I'm with you, Yeah, think of paying me. I do I spend rounding a little your little fuck trophy. I've been tied with them. Make good kids, your little compass. That's the thing about it is they could be good kids.

But if we let women raise a bad kids, I make bad parents. Correct. It's only it's only bad parents gave me. I don't know how much it. This is actually the parents eating worse than you see one in a good like situation, and they're still just doing evil shit. Nigga began things beginning. Fuck it begain't right. It be something up shit because one nigger uncle used to fuck him. Bro, I'll go ahead, tell about Joe Lonnie. You aged nigger bank, then ain't nigger named Joe Lonnie?

So damn Joeln your names out there, Jamaica okay, yeah, big making nigga out of Houston, Joel Linnye Okay, now to this is the pens Cola. God damn man, I'm trying to help this nigger out. What I tell y'all, what I tell you, niggah, I've been telling y'all niggasame shit. Everything is what's reason. You know. I don't just be like randomly fuck people unless it's like Drake, because fuck that nigga, but Jelani Drake Drake. No, his favorite Drake song is none of them because

Drake ruined his high school career. High school career. Ni I went, I didn't expect to make it past high school. I just didn't like that nigga. That nigga eventually, but that wasn't in high school. He's just I'm gonna shut up so you can get through the story. Let me just shut out. Nigga. Shit your ass up? How long did you? Oh goddamn, I'm gonna step on your shoes. Keep the chats on the

ground. Some Jordans throw the Jordans and this nigga. Now, I don't throw Jordan's s thought something Dada said that nigga because he gonna hate it. I'm gonna say, you start throwing, all right, throw them, throw them as the nigga. Uh Oh, my dad couldn't find a babysitter, uh because I used to be at the hospital with him from like seven to seven. Anyway, all the island people put their kids together, but just I guess because they didn't trust other people anyway. So i'd be over at

his place sometime. And that nigga was a demon. That I was like six, maybe he might have been eight. I was like the first time I got hit in the head with like a steel pipe just for no reason. Damn yeah. I Nigga used to go into the backyard and killed frogs and shit just just to fuck with him and not like a quick death. He would like cut them open and then start pulling stuff out like this nigga probably needs to die. Yeah, it probably does, but probably does.

But yeah, MP in jail, he probably I assume that's what he would call. Probably yeah, a session with like horror movies. So I remember watching Child's playing Ship. I'm not Child's played something else of the horror movie. It was like, Nigga, don't you see that, I'm fine? Oh yeah, I heard his mom used to leave too, So just he was technically babysitting me at eight. I mean, that's the thing about it. This nigga was showing you like, look, Nigga, I'm fun,

and you're like, I'm a child. Why are y'all having me here with this demon? I just I wish I had I kind of wish I had stayed in pencil longer, because if I could meet that nigga when I was a teenager, I would have stopped shout at him because the growth change was massive. That nigga would I was, I would probably killed that nigga. But I think, lady and gentlemen is why you make sure to watch your own goddamn kids. Wait, but that's not what doctor Omar said. He

was supposed to be watching a video exactly in my head. I know everything you said. Oh shit, woke it. I don't trust these waffle colored niggas because they're not really black. Also, it's your fault, it's the black man's fault. And you know, probably some other ship that makes me sound like a loud Southern Baptist church slash sixties civil rights activists. Uh fucking wearing a kufy or some shit dumb you leave, You leave Koufy can't alone

leave coofy ask Cantey alone. He's trying right now. Man, he's trying. Bro, I don't know what my shoe would. I see people like him or even like Ben Shpiro is like y'all, y'all all sound like real smart, put together niggas, but they never have y'all in the room talking with like nigga niggas who can speak on the same level, and I know it's a griff. They're all tied together. It's all a griff, like the boom dis nigga, Why did you have to give out the why'd you

have to give out the secret? Niggas an't supposed to know? Yeah, people don't realize that it's all all the grift, all of them. What's that girl named candidate always rolling? I'm telling my sister about that shit. Hows twains they out there? They griffed the hardcore They wake up every day like, how can we get griftier? Yeah? That sold even people that people don't want to talk about here. And by that I mean the guy who just announced that he's running for president, but it's not going to run

on the Democratic ticket because he upset there were chances. No, you don't want the black to get away from Boden. That's why. Because he's a griff. He knows that if he did that, Biden Wood never looked at him the same. Again, he wouldn't win either. But you know black right now, he probably don't remember his ass. It would be less funny if it wasn't so true. I think you know that movie fifty first dates I think that's what Biden is going through right now. Well, I mean

it has been rough fifty first dates for Biden. Every day he's like, I'm President of the United States and they're like, yes, sir, and he's like really, They're like yes. It's like what happened to Obama? They're like Obama has already been president. He's like really, man. Then it repeats, we don't know what, we don't know what day and age he's stuck in though, so oh, some days he wakes up nineteen sixties they have to explain everything to him. Some days he wakes up and it's

nineteen ninety. And some days he wakes up and he's like, God, damn it that nigger. I mean, Obama the president. They're like no, actually, sir, you're president. He's like, did Obama get killed?

And it's like no, no Obama. Yeah. Yeah. But the difference is with Obama is like we kind of found out the hardway that Obama is a grifter, and people wanted to always distance themselves like, oh, no, man, I said he was a grip the first It's like, no, Obama was like a stylist grifter, like he's he was if you look at him, he's like the perfect Democrat because like Republican people typically, they want somebody who's gonna like, who a white man. They know they're

about to get fucked, but there they're gonna be nice about it. Yeah, them specifically, but then like the Democrat vote, they they want somebody a white male who's yeah, essentially damn huh. I guess when you put it that way, that's not really a point. I want it for you, sin it's making your point already forgot it. I don't think you had one. Hey, hey, let's not give out trade secrets. Are you

saying no? No, no, no, no no. I don't think he was doing somewhere, but then he just started doing the mass just like they both really want a white male. They act like they don't, but they don't. They do. No, it's it's it's you're getting sucked both ways. One of them is up front about it and the other one is uh like trist to you know, yeah, play the games. Like when they say diversity, when if the white woman acts like a white bell,

then what's the point divided for the white woman? Who the white woman is? All the white women that are women, what are women. Could you fucking saying shick? He did saying ship, I'm saying what you fucking saying? Ship? Depends is she able to control herself? Because you know what I'm saying, I want to get no woman who just like immediately starts, you know, going real saying me, Oh see, I guess I'm thinking more like long term, like your sons don't be able to beat your ass

like I ain't. No, I'm out of change, and probably you're gonna make him strong about beating his ass and eventually like that's gonna be a scary situation. Yeah, we see. That's the thing about it is, man, I I have no problem with that. Yeah, but what if that happen when these things like seven, I mean don't know how many asks, what was you've had to give them? If you get a strong mama could take him exactly, your mama could take him. Why don't you get it's

not my job. I'll just imagine her getting pissed it, you know you at some point and then him throwing a little tep atatchment like I help you in a second. Just just why horrible, horrible life. Cri crill got that thing on a lot Crilin told her, Hey, baby, but I can say what you want. She could, but she actually is programmed to love, you know, unlike some other women specifically. Yeah, we start, we're talking about diamond sapphire people. Wow, has this a p you

will? Wait? Huh? Some some doctor moons basically with them agreeing to be with them, all agreeing to be friends. Okay, I kind of thought that was what we was gonna say, but yeah, it's basically what happened. Oh yeah, My reason is I'm not here for your mistakes, just like you won't be here for my mistakes. Oh my god, I messed on my credit in my twenties. That really doesn't help black people. So can ya help me out with y'all? Awe, you know, put

me on your credit card? Basically, how bad is your credit? It's really fucked up. Like I'm gonna have a two hundred Okay, it's like, bitch, you can't it can't go that low. She's like, oh, oh it can't, we can't. I found it. I found it. I found it. I have the ability to fuck up my credit more if you want to my credit money, because it's so bad. It's like, god, damn woman, I know people like that, but that's not

really their fault. They mama was using the what's called them niggas laughed, it's in high school and college fucking like a ten, like some shit that just looks like a typo y like this is this has gotta be this is gotta be a mistake nostally not your luck. Sigh, you're eighteen. Don't figure it out. That's the part that sucks. You literally have to go out there and figure it out. Then they're gonna be like, why he

got a chick on the shoulder when he's dealing with women. Remember, they used to tell us, like, man, they taught it in schools, it to be so much better. I'm like, nigga, they teach a lot of shit in schools, and niggas don't pay attention, So I don't know what it's gonna like that's gonna help. Well. People keep thinking that just by doing that, everything's gonna change. It's like, that's that's not

really how it works because people don't like having to actually do shit. And if they if you say something like oh, if they just did that in school, they're essentially saying, oh, if somebody else just did something about it, because niggas don't want to do any fucking work. They just won't shit to go away. That's sorry, alone, do what not? You're gonna roll your kids? And doctor Umar school. When they opened in twenty twenty seven nine, where did he actually give the give in Pennsylvania? I

thought, I don't know, I don't know. I didn't think it was real. I mean, the school is real, the school is real. I was like, damn about there? Who are you really? Did? No, it's not the school. Sorry, it's an academy, got an outdoors and I'm sorry. It's not Pennsylvania. It's it's Delaware. It's Delaware. Oh hell no, do you know any niggas in Delaware? Because I don't. I've never I know. I know a bunch of people who are

not real. No, they are. They are really the reason, the reason, the reason they're in Delaware because they needed a place that they could go where they didn't have to pay taxes. But everything is so expensive. The niggas realized that they're literally the same thing. It's like, yeah, but I didn't want to pay taxes. I'm like, you realize you're still paying taxes. They don't sound like some shit. No niggas I know would do so. I know, man, some niggas, you know, the

niggas. You know it's dumb. Hey, that's good, accurate. But and actually the school will start out for the twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five school year. They need teachers, yeah, next year and the they need they need teachers. So I think we should have teachers. Probably he should. He could have white people build it, but you have to have black people there. Damn is looking good though. What if they try and get him on discrimination? I mean yeah, but you really think they're gonna

try teacher? Yeah, they only need one, right teacher. Also, we now follow doctor m you're hilarious. Wait, we're following doctor Omar. We followed doctor Umar. I just want us to get a guest panel on the on the school, the teacher kids, about reparations or or something along those lines. Teachers thinks about killing cops. Don't do it. You're not gonna win. They gonna kill you all the way legally. That's what they want to do with qualified immunity. I remember that, dumb, You don't

unless you're prepared to die, you better not killing a cop. Right about if you're going to kill a cop. If you're going to kill a cop, what you should do is make sure that you got a really big life insurance policy and then wait two years oh for the life insurance policy to kick in for it. What if you don't like nobody like that, I can up to give him a bunch of money. Then give it to give it to people you don't like, Like you have Domino's piezas delivered to your ex.

No, no, get a trust and the executive of the trust has to deliver a Domino's pizzas to your ex every day, but only anchovies. Because you can use money both ways. You can use the blessed people and you can use it to make subtle digs at somebody for the rest of their life. That happened to me. Fucking pizza pieces are paid for it, man, me, I'm paid for a man. It's harassment. No, no, see we don't. We don't actually contact you. We just call

the pizza company in They're the ones who are actually harassing you. But I can't tell them to stop. That's the point. That's literally the point. An trophies, though I feel like it has I know it's a waste. It's a waste of a pizza. No, I make them do warm Mayo and that's it, just just mayo bread, completely fuck useless. Yeah, they're gonna a lot of piece of shots will have Mayo because they do sandwiches by Eva. Domino's has a couple of them. Uh, and this is

not gonna be good Mayo number one and it's a session. Oh, it's gonna be all so bad. Can you imagine getting warm male bread every day? No? I can, But that's what makes it hilarious. Niggas eight man sandwiches. I mean, yea, we know it, but it's different to eat males male male. Oh, miracle whip, that's a fake manutes. Yeah, fake minutes. That's what I had. Man. Sorry, I think people black people like miracles, right, No, most like miracle.

I don't know, most black people do not like that ship Yeah bow miracle will oh man, that's that's not a real thing. And male is just better. Look I will say, I feel like miracle whip. I associate with like food stacks. About the thing with the struggle, I think males more than mayo. That's the crazy part. That's why I think we're gonna get the fancies to like, no bitch mayo is better government cheese that don't melt. It doesn't melt under intense scrutinies. It doesn't melt once you

begin looking at it. Look, me and my cousins thought we was gonna be you know, smart, when we was kids who was there alone for whatever reason. Anyway, I think the old person was like eight to nine. So it's like, we're gonna make nachos. We ain't understand the concept we drink. It's essentially just cheesy water. So we put some water in a bowl with the block of the government cheese and put it on two fifty. Nothing happened, and then we put it on six minutes, nothing happened.

We put the bitch on ten minutes. The water got kind of like gray ish, but I mean the lump of cheese shit just barely softened. It was kind of weird. Yeah, that cheese ain't real real And their mom came on because we fucked up the government's Oh I was dumb Asshi was it dough or y'all just kids who didn't have direction? I godance they didn't have parents. Parents should have been there at least old your teenager. Yeah she was not nine, is my count? That's not a teenager? Y'all.

Childhoods is so foreign to me. I do not understand it because I say one thing, y'all, like what nigga nine is not a teenager? Niggaig your wife was weird and kind of fucked up and very It was like six kids there, bro, like or all of those periods basically neglected the children. Hey, hey, hey, those are my family members talking. That's up, bro, Like your your childhood is something that we need to

study and just be like make serious. We need to lock it in the vault and like never let people hear about the horror story people raised like you know that? Ever again, how these horror story, bro? Yeah, your childhood is the horror story. Eight kids under the age of ten who didn't have food at least ready for them, so they decide to make nacho cheese water. We didn't know it was gonna end up n cheese water though I had something else to eat. What was ya If you didn't eat that,

oh, we wouldn't figured it out. That's the problem. As your kids. You shouldn't have to figure out shi, how you make kids with sense? No no, Bro, me and Reid have sense, y'all, niggas were neglected. I don't know you mess. You mess with black sapphire at one point, Sure you got sense. CC Maybe if you had all a little bit earlier, huh huh, wouldn't have to deal with with black sapphire. Look, man, I was just trying to get kids out of the equation. Bro. We all admitted. We all admitted. I was

just trying to get kids out of the equations. Man, can any better. All I'm gonna say is your kids gonna look much better now, much better. Yeah. Yeah, you called my mom whenever he said your kids donna look better. Now it's very different. It's a very different. I told you, man, we know how to we know how to make things better. But retell the pitbull story because our audience need to know. H

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