Everybody Is Awful podcast

Random Stuff 10/23/23

Awful Dating Sites 10/16/23

Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.

Random Rants 10/9/23

No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happened story. Check out Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentne. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, Ca, San Diego and more.

Random Rants 10/2/23

Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ.

Awful Vanity Plates 9/25/23

MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: San Diego, Bakersfield, CA, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, New Cumberland, WV, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami and more.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 9/18/23

Today's Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh. Support the show & get 50% off of Hello Fresh plus 15% off the next 2 months by going to https://www.hellofresh.com/50FLORENTIME & using code 50FLORENTINE More dumb insprational quotes that people google, copy and paste and post them on their social media. For example "Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous." Makes zero sense just like the rest I go over. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Get E...

Awful T-Shirts 9/11/23

Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed. Join Patreon for3 extra podcasts aweek for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego and more. Today's podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the podcast & download the Dr...

NFL preview of upcoming season 9/4/23

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season. See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH, Ogunquit, Maine and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com

Never Happened Stories 8/28/23

Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show.Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for attention. Today's Podcast brought to you by Draftkings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 on college football & score $200 in bonus bets.

Awful Yelp Reviews 8/21/23

More people trashing businesses for not getting their way. Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. get your Everybody Is Awful shirts at Jimflorentine.com. Check out Jim on tour coming this fall in San Diego, Bakersfield, CA. Allentown, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA, Las Vegas, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH and more.

Random Rants 8/14/23

Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month of August you will get a free trip to the Bahamas. Not sure who is going to pay for it but you are going if you're born in that month. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Farfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA....

Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/7/23

Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed on the Podcast. Just a bunch of dumb quotes that help no one. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a weekfor $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tuor coming to Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, Las vegas and more. Go to jimflorentine.com.

Random Rants 7/31/23

A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Good Side of Bad News 7/24/23

A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies. Check out jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour coming to the following cities: Exton, PA, Dewey Beach, DE, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL and more. All info at jimflorentine.com.

Awful Sports Cliches 7/17/23

Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming to Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Allentown, PA and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.

Awful Dating Sites 7/10/23

On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles. Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on these dating sites. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Awful 80's Songs 7/3/23

Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast. Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more. Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic City, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI.

Awful Yelp Reviews 6/26/23

Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way. One guy doesn't like his pizza, another guy is bitching about his chicken wings and we have an owner responding to these babies by calling them out and making fun of them. Stop being friends with someone you know if they have a Yelp account. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a month for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Go to Jim's website for tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. C...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/19/23

More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com 6/22 Flintstone, MD 6/23 Lakewood, OH 6/24 Sugarloaf, NY 7/15 Columbus, OH 7/18 Fort Lauderdale, FL

Awful T Shirts 6/12/23

Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Lakewood, OH, Flintstone, MD, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Key West, FL and more.

Awful Vanity Plates 6/4/23

Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed. Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tour coming up in Cleveland, OH, Freehold, NJ, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Flintstone, MD and more. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Never Happened Stories and Good Side Of Bad News 5/29/23

2 Bullshit stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more. Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour in the follwing cities: Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Springfield, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Flintstone, MD, Lakewood, OH, Sugarloaf, NY. All info at Jimflorentine.com.

Awful Yelp Reviews 5/22/23

A guy gives a one star review for his dryer, another guy complains about the taste of the food at a Denny's, another never happened story and Jim rants about the dumb Facebook games people play. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming up in the following cities: Cleveland, Sugerloaf, NY, Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Freehold, NJ, Columbus, OH and more. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Awful Slang Words 5/15/23

Cool beans, Insta, The Gram, Hangry, Appy Hour, Bye Felicia, awesome sauce and more words that should never be said. Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Get your Everybody Is Awful Tshirt at Jimflorentine.com. Check out Jim on tour May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC, June 24 Lakewood, OH, July 15 Columbus, OH.

Never Happened Stories 5/8/23

More stories from people making shit up to get attention on socail media. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour: May 11-13 Fort Myers, FL May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC June 2 Stamford, CT June 3 Suffolk, Long Island, NY June 10 Springfield, NJ June 16 Freehold, NJ June 22 Flintstone, MD June 23 Lakewood, OH July 15 Columbus, OH All dates at Jimflorentine.com...

Awful dating Sites 5/1/23

More dumb people writing dumb shit on thier dating profiles. Check out Jim on tour in the following cities: Fort Myers, FL Myrtle Beach, SC Stamford, CT Lakewood, OH Columbus, OH Jimflorentine.com

Good Side Of Bad News 4/24/23

There are 19 states were you can marry your cousin, a woman is caught having sex with her dog that is so disturbing the police won't talk about it and did a female porn star's appendix burst during an hour long sex session? Check out Jim on tour in Orlando, Fort Myers, FL, Myrtle Beach, SC, Cleveland and Columbus, OH. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/17/23

Dump people posting dumb quotes is this weeks Podcast. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month. Check Jim at on tour in Buffalo 4/22, Toronto 4/21 and Orlando 4/28. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Awful Dating Sites 4/10/23

Be happy you are married or in a relationship because these dating profiles are horrendous. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com. April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort Lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL

Awful Vanity Plates 4/3/23

Dumb Vanity Plates like PDINFULL, DADWHIP, PASTALUV, LFS BN GD, SKOOL GRL and more are discussed. Also a never happened story with another guilty white woman who had a crazy innocent happen once again in a grocery store and her hero son came to the rescue. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour: April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Come...