FFXIII 4: It's Just FFX Again
This week we request to speak with the manager, then think back to happier days... Season 3, perhaps. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Aug 05, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Every F'n FF
A FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!
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FFXIII 3: Holding Out for a Hero
This week we're exploring the Pulse Vestige and learn a finally get a sense of what most of our gang's motivations are. We discuss shrouds, the music of this game, and meet some spoopy zombies. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Jul 29, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 6Ep. 3
FFXIII 2: Built Mom Tough
Now that we're pass all the intro overload, this week we charge ahead and join a militia of baristas– making some orphans while doin' it. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Jul 22, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 6Ep. 2
FFXIII 1: It's Just FF7 Again
We're back to cover 2009's FINAL FANTASY XIII! We talk about the long road leading up to its release, and the culture surrounding it. We also discuss the epic and confusing opening moments as we crack into the first chapter! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Jul 15, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Dirge of Cerberus 12: Nightmare Sphincter
After defeating Weiss(?) we discover Omega still has plans. We then hastily perform a demonic colonoscopy, and put this game to rest. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Apr 29, 2022•2 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Dirge of Cerberus 11: Logged On
We're still deep in Deepground and planning our attack on Reactor Zero, where we let loose in the mako juice, and say farewell to all the various enemies we've obliterated throughout this game. Afterwards, in the chewy center of Reactor Zero, we finally confront the jock in the big chair: Weiss. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQmFASY/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Dirge of Cerberus 10: Dirge vs. the Monorail
We've made it into the bowels of Deepground! We shoot gargoyles, bugs, and a helicopter AGAIN but this time on a monorail! We're also introduced to Vincent's hot dad, and catch up with Nero for a Western shoot-out. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 55 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Dirge of Cerberus 9: Elevators to Hell
This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily accessible secret entrance to the basement and through many bottomless data centers. Time for major debugging. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 5Ep. 9
The Spirits Within: Bonus Episode
[UNAUTHORIZED EPISODE] This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily acces̸s̵i̴b̴l̵e̷ secrë̴̦t̸̖̍ entr̸a̷n̸ce to the basement ̴̡̒ä̴̲́ń̴̗d̸̗́ ̷t̵h̵r̷o̸u̷g̴h̶ ̷m̴a̴n̸y̸ ̶d̴a̴t̸a̶ ̴̼͠ć̴̱e̵͍̒n̷͕̾t̷̡͝e̵̟̊r̵̳͝ ̸̧̲́͊é̵̩l̶̝͊̽ͅe̴̯͗́v̴̬̬́ȧ̶͕̏t̵͉̉́ȍ̴͚̟r̵̰̥̈s̶͇̚.̶̝̈.̵ W̴̺̋͐h̴͕̄̐a̶̢̙̺̋̔t̴̰̄̒ ̸͈̟̤̿ṭ̸̙̽ͅh̸͈̠̪̍é̵͇̑͝ ̴̪̭̅h̸͍̠̎e̶͕̳̅̐l̸̬͆͑̕l̸͖̅̈̎͜ ̵̲͙̓̿͠ḭ̵̢̔s̵̝̹͐ ̶͕͗̀̃h̵͇̃̆̃a̴̠̲̅͜p̶̛̝͇̓p̵̬̌͋e̶̛̙̒n̸͎̄̈́́ì̸̩̀̉n̴̟̠̉͊̆g̵̰͙̹̃͑̚ ̸̦̺̥͌͛̾w̷͉̹̲̓į̶̀t̷̓͊ͅh̶̬̻͖͗͝ ̸̻̼͕͐͘ḿ̵̺̰̔y̷̧̨̓̾͝ ̶̭͈̔̐͌͜t̵̲̱͕̀̎e...
Apr 01, 2022•2 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Dirge of Cerberus 8: Scripted 2 Die
We've landed gracefully in the good ol' Train Graveyard, and have started an impromptu daycare as we shoot our way towards Midgar's central complex. There we do some fancy IT assistance and have a rematch with Rosso. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Dirge of Cerberus 7: Chaos and Omega's Bogus Journey
This week we're kicking back and hanging out with our boy Cid and his new ride. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Mar 18, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Dirge of Cerberus 6: Helicopter Parenting
In which we meet up with our favorite little ninja, and crash our way back to WRO, just in time for some real tragic... and wet... farewells. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Dirge of Cerberus 5: Homecoming
This week we're creeping back into Nibelheim! Taking the back entrance we spend some time stompin' turts, then take many elevators to our old stomping grounds. We also take a little detour to life an afternoon in the shoes of our favorite little scamp Cait Sith. I wonder how much the manor has changes since we were last here! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Mar 04, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Dirge of Cerberus 4: Baby Bullets
This week we're at WRO Headquarters! After being pickled by Shalua we learn about Lucretia's mysterious thesis. Then Deepground crashes the party and its elevator chasin'! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Feb 25, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Dirge of Cerberus 3: Boy Quest
So we're finally in Edge. It's rainy, broody, and hella shooty. Curtis' controls are broken. We meet a hyper asymmetrical-yet-stylish scientist, help a young scamp avenge his parents' death, and get real wild with cinematography. Check out Shademp's DIRGE OF CERBERUS UNLOCKED series! - https://youtu.be/qKqp5AmhSWg Throat Chop: https://youtu.be/CVMJSQLGnZk You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Dirge of Cerberus 2: Hounds of Love
Edge... is on edge! This week we're taking a quick ride with Reeve, learning more about Deepground, and getting a weird transmission from a wacky antagonist! Check out Shademp's DIRGE OF CERBERUS UNLOCKED series! - https://youtu.be/qKqp5AmhSWg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Dirge of Cerberus 1: Keep Kalm and Carry On
Happy Vincent Valentine's Day! We're back to talk about the first spin-off game in the FF7 Compilation, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII ! We talk about the glorious time of 2006 when "edgy" millennial culture was at its peak. But most importantly we dive headfirst into this wild game, catching up with our favs Vincent, Yuffie, and even Cait Sith! ( Content Warning: This game depicts lots of civilian death in wartime.) Retro Game Audio Podcast on iTunes - https://apple.co/3rUDSds Listen to M...
Feb 04, 2022•2 hr•Season 5Ep. 1
FFIV 19: Onemus and for All-omus
The finale! Today we're finally taking down Zemus once and for all, with no help whatsoever. Then that's it! No more FINAL FANTASY IV! What does the future hold for our handsome boys? And for Curtis, Karl or Alex for that matter? FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 48 min•Season 4Ep. 19
FFIV 18: Smokin' in the Bone Zone
This week, just us boys head back to the moon to kick Zemus' ass, but not without having to pass through the longest dungeon ever. FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 18
FFIV 17: MP Is Stored in the Balls (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly)
Mike returns once again just in time for a massive family reunion! We fling ourselves into The Giant of Babil where we descend deep into its bowels to face off against the four fiends– with twists aplenty! Follow Mike on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/curiousquail Listen/buy music by Curious Quail music: https://curiousquail.bandcamp.com/ SpeedSouls Charity Marathon is this weekend! - https://twitch.tv/speedsouls FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGH...
Nov 05, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 17
FFIV 16: Thicc Car (w/ Erin H)
Erin has joined the party, again! We make our way back to Mysidia and get hooked up with yet another sick ride — one that takes us to the freakin' moon! We meet a chill uncle, a dragon daddy, and just hang out before we return to save the earth from an ancient mech. Follow Erin on Twitter - https://twitter.com/kaophyre Listen to the Those Who Fight Podcast! - https://spoti.fi/3dnXoHB FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knig...
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 16
FFIV 15: Wall Smarts
This week, with permission of King Giott we're entering The Sealed Cave to hopefully (this time we mean it) retrieve the Dark Crystal before Golbez can. There we discuss the Monty Hall Problem, punch a wall, novelty cafés, and experience nut! Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ Y...
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 15
FFIV 14: Chips (w/ Eyesonbee)
Bee joins us to check out some places and caves around the Underworld, including the Passage of the Eidolons! We discuss time compression, spicy floors, and visit some sleepy friends we thought we'd lost! Follow Bee on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/eyesonbee Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround...
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 4Ep. 14
FFIV 13: Edge Lord
In which we befriend another prince, and head for the top half of Babil! Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Season 4Ep. 13
FFIV 12: Maths (w/Ninnyz)
Ninnyz joins us for our 100th episode, and we climb the Tower of Babil! For what exactly? Ehhhh... Follow Ninnyz on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/ninnyz Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 40 min•Season 4Ep. 12
FFIV 11: On Sure Pudding (w/ Darmock)
Darmock returns and we throw some junk down holes so we can throw ourselves down a BIGGER hole! There we discover the Underworld and as we always do, successfully defend a crystal. Listen to and support STEEL SAMURAI! - https://steelsamurai.bandcamp.com/ Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.ban...
Sep 17, 2021•1 hr 51 min•Season 4Ep. 11
FFIV 10: A Little Meatier
Today we're at the Tower of Zot! We meat some familiar faces from last season, then try to meat up to strike a deal and fail miserably? Final Mage Hand show: September 11, 2021 - https://fb.com/232951071614060/ Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twit...
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 10
FFIV 9: Man Cave
So we're heading to Troia and wouldn't you know it: our guitar player is already there, and some dude stole the crystal already! Final Mage Hand show: September 11, 2021 - https://fb.com/232951071614060/ Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , I...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 9
FFIV 8: Esuna or Later (w/ Dave and Peter)
This week we're joined by Dave and Peter of the Daycare Dittos podcast! We go see some familiar faces in Baron, go shopping, and get in a bar fight. Then we break into our bedroom, meet old co-workers, and get stoned. Follow and listen to Daycare Dittos! - https://linktr.ee/Daycaredittos Final Mage Hand show: September 11, 2021 - https://fb.com/232951071614060/ Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Ori...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 50 min•Season 4Ep. 8
FFIV 7: That's a Paladin
We're stranded in a strange land but quickly meet some old friends, and then get a promotion. Final Mage Hand show: September 11, 2021 - https://fb.com/232951071614060/ Mutual Aid Philly: https://mutualaidphilly.com/ Homies Helping Homies: https://instagram.com/homies.helping.homies/ FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Season 4Ep. 7
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