Every F'n FF

Curtis & Karl & Alex•podcast.everyfnff.com

A FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!

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Episodes

FFVII 7: That's Showbiz Baby!

WARNING: LONG EPISODE! We finally made it to Junon! We take a trip to the beach to meet Ecco the Dolphin. We also pay our respects to our new President, and learn all about the exciting progressive economy of Junon... all while definitely not mentioning seamen at any time. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...

Aug 02, 2019•2 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 7

FFVII 6: Choque Co Boleil

Leaving the spooky memories behind, we venture onwards to meet big birds, bigger birds, big snakes, smaller snakes, and a Naruto cosplayer. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...

Jul 26, 2019•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 6

FFVII 5: Gargultuan

This week we take the long way down memory lane. We also go mountain climbing, discover old smells, and old jams. Don't forget to call your mom! Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...

Jul 19, 2019•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 5

FFVII 4: Zoinks!

There's mysteries to solve, gang! Who left the door open? Is the Promised Land real? How do you pronounce "ZENENE?" How does a tank operate an elevator? How many times can Karl reference The Simpsons in one episode? Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...

Jul 12, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 4

FFVII 3: Leg Day

It's 4th of July and producer Alex has a mic now! We climb golden wires of hope, avoid Noids, discover the World's #1 Dab, and become the first podcast with a bass solo.* Will we ever have an episode shorter than 90 minutes? (*please don't tell us if we're not.) Content warning : (for themes of nonconsensual sex) [1:32:47 – 1:33:29] [1:45:21 – 1:46:34] [1:56:21 – 1:56:52] Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https...

Jul 05, 2019•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 3

FFVII 2: Pretty Woman (w/ Ali Floyd)

Curtis & Karl are joined by friend Ali (aka djantir) for a trip to Wall Market! They go shopping, meet some nice men along the way, and drop by Sector 7 for a slice of pizza. Follow Ali: https://twitter.com/djantirart Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !...

Jun 28, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 2

FFVII 1: Barrels of Communion

Curtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !

Jun 21, 2019•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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