In their long-awaited return, Phil & Jake rank patriarchy , the legendary comics creator Jack Kirby , and the soft drink Fanta on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Bully sticks really are made from beef penis. "Work for hire" is the situation that an illustrator like Kirby, or a session musician, might work under. He was paid cash for his work but didn't...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 97
Phil & Jake are back to rank John Carpenter's 1986 film Big Trouble in Little China , the musical subgenre known as Bro-Country , and Baby Yoda on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: The kid in Madonna's Open Your Heart video isn’t Leo Dicaprio, he's Felix Howard, who is now an A&R guy. Actors that we talk about include Kurt Russell , Kim Cattrall , De...
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 96
Melissa B. is back to help Phil, Jake & Jason rank the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and sliced bread on the List of Every Damn Thing . Plus we re-rank contemporary pop superstar Harry Styles . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Valley Fever , also called desert rheumatism, is a respiratory disease that's thought to be caused by shark scales. It's endemic to Central...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 95
Phil & Jake are joined once again by Natalie H. to rank actor and superstar singer (in Germany) David Hasselhoff , chimichangas as a lifestyle choice, and teeth on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: There’s lots of Popeye talk at the start of this one. Popeye Village in Malta is just sitting there waiting for Jake. Here’s the part from Popeye the movie wh...
May 26, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 94
Phil & Jake rank the very necessary activity of sleep , the very American foodstuff called peanut butter , and the very mustachioed actor Sam Elliott on the List of Every Damn Thing . VOTE HERE to help decide which topic we're going to re-rank on an upcoming episode. Polls are almost closed! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: For the second time in recent episodes we discuss the songs ...
May 19, 2022•56 min•Ep. 93
Phil & Jake are joined by dear old pal Chon Travis (from Love Equals Death ) to rank cops , strip clubs that serve food , and the activity known as forest bathing on the List of Every Damn Thing . Find Chon on Instagram ( @therealchontravis ) and Facebook ( chon.travis ), and check out his band Love Equals Death (follow that link to find out their show dates)! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SH...
May 12, 2022•59 min•Ep. 92
Phil & Jake rank the funny-pages sensation Garfield , the proposed policy of student loan forgiveness , and the word “y’all” on the List of Every Damn Thing . VOTE HERE to help decide which topic we're going to re-rank on an upcoming episode. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: There's an infamous strip where Jon Arbunkle drinks dog semen . For the record, Jim Davis denied that's what w...
May 05, 2022•59 min•Ep. 91
Phil & Jake are joined by returning friend (and author) Eirinie Carson to rank the British Pop group Spice Girls , the outfits that the British call shell suits , and British food on the List of Every Damn Thing . Follow Eirinie on Instagram ( @eirinieeee ) and Twitter ( @Eirineee ), and read her columns on Mother Mag . Her upcoming book The Dead Are Gods will be published by Melville House . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitt...
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 90
Phil & Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod Micah to rank the reality TV show Hoarders , the craft beer style known as IPA , and the activity of backpacking on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: The Collyer Brothers were famous hoarders who died in the 1940s. There was a musical made about their lives. Aida is a Verdi opera, first performed in Cairo in 18...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 89
Lighting (episode) strikes again as Phil & Jake rank The Twilight Zone media franchise, plastic straws , cochlear implants , mocha lattes , ants , belly button lint , hitting rock bottom and former U.S. President Barack Obama on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: We mentioned several episodes of the original Twilight Zone TV series , such as It's a Good L...
Apr 14, 2022•47 min•Ep. 88
Phil, Jake & Jason welcome Matt Hock back to the pod to rank Friday (the day of the week), the 90s movie Friday , and the song “Friday” by Rebecca Black on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you haven't already, check out Matt's band! You can get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify , and follow them on Instagram ( @space_cadet_band ). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instag...
Apr 07, 2022•55 min•Ep. 87
Phil and Jake are joined once again by Efrem Schulz to rank rap group Insane Clown Posse , actor Gary Busey , and a third topic on the List of Every Damn Thing . Find Efrem on Twitter ( @Efbystereo ) and Instagram ( @efbystereo ). And keep on eye out for upcoming shows by his bands Death By Stereo , Voodoo Glow Skulls and Manic Hispanic ! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: The only ICP son...
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 86
Phil and Jake are rank the 1983 fictional band biopic Eddie and the Cruisers , the 1999 Latin pop hit “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega , and being possessed on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Jake and Phil are always on the grind trying to make money while they sleep, trying to monetize, etc. Just the most craven shit you can imagine. Pod-Bucks...
Mar 24, 2022•52 min•Ep. 85
Phil and Jake are joined by Marissa Puget to rank Princess of Pop Britney Spears , alternative milks , and leather jackets on the List of Every Damn Thing . Find Marissa on Instagram (@hooksforhands) and Twitter (@hooksforhands) . Also check out her work at Raconteur , especially with Dance Cry Dance Records . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Happy birthday to Marissa's mom, Karen! That ...
Mar 17, 2022•57 min•Ep. 84
Friend-of-the-pod Donovan is back to help Phil and Jake rank John Hughes' classic film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off , fireworks , and the meteorological phenomenon known as wind on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: One of our tweets got a like from DC the Brain Supreme of Tag Team , who of course brought you “Whoomp! (There It Is)” . Here’s the Geico commercial ...
Mar 11, 2022•58 min•Ep. 83
Phil and Jake are joined once again by Andy Granelli ( The Distillers , Seized Up ) to pump up the sandwich bandwidth by ranking the grilled cheese sandwich , the tuna melt , and the turkey / bacon / swiss sandwich on the List of Every Damn Thing . Find Andy on Twitter ( @AndyGranelli ) and Instagram ( AndyGranelli ). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Phil claims that cat names don't real...
Mar 03, 2022•53 min•Ep. 82
Phil & Jake rank iconic comic actor Bill Murray , BIC lighters , and cake sprinkles on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). We also have a subreddit ! SHOW NOTES: Phil talks about how he uses antiquated stoner terminology to describe the workings of asthma inhalers. It's not that he's committed to the stoner lifestyle but that they have the best terms for describing th...
Feb 24, 2022•42 min•Ep. 81
Recent Texas transplant and friend-of-the-pod Ching helps Phil & Jake rank the Lone Star State, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal , and the controversial fashion choice of sandals with socks on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). We also have a subreddit ! SHOW NOTES: Chopped & screwed is a subgenre of music pioneered by the late DJ Screw for remixes. It's slowed...
Feb 17, 2022•52 min•Ep. 80
Phil, Jake & Jason rank pro wrestling icon “Macho Man” Randy Savage , New Wave vaudevillian Klaus Nomi , and Plackers Dental Flossers on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). We also have a subreddit ! SHOW NOTES: Jake instructs listeners to send collectible clown figurine intel on to Jason on Instagram ( @rehog ), but it’s probably better to tweet at him ( @JasonMarmor...
Feb 10, 2022•48 min•Ep. 79
Phil & Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod Jade Puget (from AFI and Blaqk Audio ) to rank mini-trucks , the enigmatic historical curiousity known as "Fritch's mustache", and the Green Day album Kerplunk! on the List of Every Damn Thing . Follow Jade on Instagram ( @jadepuget ) and Twitter ( @jadepuget ). AFI will be touring in 2022 ; don't miss their new album Bodies . And Blaqk Audio is playing shows too. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get...
Feb 03, 2022•51 min•Ep. 78
It's another lightning wife-ening episode as Phil & Jake's better halves Beth & Ali return to rank Bob Saget (R.I.P.), oysters , being a know-it-all , marriage , toilet humor , expresso with an “X” , and chest hair on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). We also have a subreddit ! SHOW NOTES: As they brag about in the episode, Jake & Ali recently held one-day-o...
Jan 27, 2022•48 min•Ep. 77
Phil & Jake rank pop singer-songwriter Charli XCX , supervillain Doctor Doom , and the science of mycology on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). We also have a subreddit ! SHOW NOTES: Phil said that Ludacris signed Justin Bieber but in reality Ludacris was just featured on Bieber’s first single. Phil had Bieber confused with Chingy again. As Jake notes, Charli XCX is...
Jan 20, 2022•54 min•Ep. 76
Phil, Jake and Jason are reunited with bud-of-the-pod Dave Hause to rank pickles and Sir Topham Hatt (from Thomas & Friends) on the List of Every Damn Thing . Plus coffee gets re-ranked! Follow Dave on Instagram ( @davehause ), Twitter ( @hausedave ) and Facebook ( DaveHauseMusic ). We love his critically-acclaimed new album Blood Harmony , and so will you (it's on Spotify & Apple Music ). Hopefully you can see him play live near you ! If you have something to add to the list, email it t...
Jan 06, 2022•53 min•Ep. 75
Phil and Jake are joined by singer-songwriter Tim Hause to rank volcanoes and the song “American Pie” by Don McLean on the List of Every Damn Thing . Follow Tim on Instagram ( @timbillhause ) and Twitter ( @timBILLhause ). Check out his collaboration with brother Dave Hause on the fantastic new record “Blood Harmony” (which you can also find on Spotify & Apple Music ). And see them play live near you ! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at u...
Dec 23, 2021•55 min•Ep. 74
Phil and Jake rank the action-comedy 48 Hrs. , the act of sleeping naked , and the phenomenon of mockingbirds mimicking car alarms on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Mountain Dew: Southern Shock is a tropical punch variant of Mountain Dew that's available only at Bojangles, a Southeastern fried-chicken chain. Here’s a supercut of Eddie Murphy laughing. We ...
Dec 16, 2021•42 min•Ep. 73
Phil and Jake are joined by their friend Joe Martin to rank death and "Dong Bongs" (which is apparently a drinking game) on the List of Every Damn Thing . VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote every day, and for multiple items). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: We get a bit dark so just putting it out ...
Dec 09, 2021•40 min•Ep. 72
Phil, Jake and Jason are reunited with Natalie H. to rank Harry Styles and clowns on the List of Every Damn Thing . VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote every day, and for multiple items). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: Harry Styles has a role in Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk . It's not a major role, ...
Dec 02, 2021•56 min•Ep. 71
Phil and Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod and fandom specialist Melissa B. to rank Star Trek: The Next Generation , and the mixed drink known as the Harvey Wallbanger on the List of Every Damn Thing . Check out Melissa’s reviews on the Comic News Insider podcast , find her on Instagram , and follow her work on Can the Replicator Make This? and Outside ComicCon . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). ...
Nov 25, 2021•48 min•Ep. 70
Phil and Jake rank bicycles , scatting (aka scat singing), and feeding cats like babies on the List of Every Damn Thing . If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW NOTES: We briefly discuss ventriloquism, including mention of Candice Bergen’s father Edgar Bergen , who was an actor, comedian and Vaudeville and radio ventriloquist. He was a big star, bigger than it's possible to imagine someone being when...
Nov 19, 2021•40 min•Ep. 69
Phil and Jake are joined by EDT second-timer Dave Walsh (from Space Cadet , The Loved Ones & The Explosion ) to rank dogs , cats and capybaras on the List of Every Damn Thing . Get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify , and follow them on Instagram ( @space_cadet_band ). And go to one of their upcoming shows ! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook ). SHOW ...
Nov 12, 2021•39 min•Ep. 68
