The Great Wall of Calais

Fury in Spain as ex-minister named in Panama leaks is nominated for World Bank chairman role. Teenagers arrested for starting dreadful fires in Javea. Spain's economy forges aheas without a government. Dildo vending machine shocks British family and a new Spanish Nationality course has been created for Brexpats. Ridiculous plans to build a wall near Calais and funded by Anglo-French money. UK ministers are powerless over joke jail-term for hate- preacher Choudary. As one muslim on Good Morning Britain tells us that he was born polygamous a 27 year- old newlywed Pakistani man is sent to prison for raping a 12 year-old girl. - A serving police officer in the West Midlands admitted two sexual assaults whilst on duty and a van driver was reading a text message when he killed a cyclist. A school headteacher is starting term with a strong rules enforcement policy and exercise undoes the damage caused by drining excessively.