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Megan Cline and Berlin Kofoed•twitter.com

Megan has played many video games. Berlin has played almost no video games. They decided that the only way for Berlin to play the games that Megan loves and that everyone else knows was to start a podcast documenting Berlin's miserable attempts to make it through different games. What you hope to take away from this is that Berlin can grow and learn as a gamer, but what you will hear is Berlin continually messing up and probably having to restart more than one game.

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Mission 04

Berlin and Megan take a detour from Dragon Age Origins to play some dating sims, and in their first dating sim outing, they realized that you cannot, no matter how much you might want to, date Colonel Harland Sanders. Some mistakes were made, some hatred for a company was acquired, and we were left single, without even a business partner. Players are Megan Cline (@_quietbatpeople) and Berlin Kofoed (@CubeIsHorse), and the podcast can be found @TheEMPod Episode Edited by Jon (@soundguykin) Thank ...

Feb 28, 2020•41 min

Mission 03

Berlin kills a whole town. Zevran makes heart-eyes. Megan informs Berlin that not all gongs need to be rang. Did you know that there were dragons in Dragon Age? Who knew? Sorry for the mic issues this episode; we are working on it and hopefully it won't be an issue going forward. Players are Megan Cline (@_quietbatpeople) and Berlin Kofoed (@CubeIsHorse), and the podcast can be found @TheEMPod Episode Edited by Jon (@soundguykin) Thank you for the use of our theme song, "Drop Dead" by The Mechan...

Jan 22, 2020•44 min

Mission 02

Berlin becomes trapped in Denerim and realizes that maps may not be their strong point, much like most of this game so far. What did they do? How did they finally escape? What deeds did they do to accidentally enter Orzammar? Megan continues to judge Berlin's poor actions. Players are Megan Cline (@_quietbatpeople) and Berlin Kofoed (@CubeIsHorse), and the podcast can be found @TheEMPod Episode Edited by Jon (@soundguykin) Thank you for the use of our theme song, "Drop Dead" by The Mechanisms (@...

Jan 09, 2020•42 min

Mission 01

Berlin begins the series by messing up royally in Dragon Age Origins almost right out of the gate. What did they do? Tune in to find out and hear Megan judge every poor decision Berlin makes. Players are Megan Cline (@_quietbatpeople) and Berlin Kofoed (@CubeIsHorse), and the podcast can be found @TheEMPod Episode Edited by Jon (@soundguykin) Thank you for the use of our theme song, "Drop Dead" by The Mechanisms (@TheMechanisms), which can be found on the album Tales To Be Told Vol. 2...

Dec 03, 2019•39 min

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