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Escape From Vault Disney

The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!
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Newsies: The Broadway Musical

Extree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL! Podcast, mistah? Only zero cents!

Mar 04, 202049 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Into the Okavango

It was bound to happen eventually: the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen a NatGeo documentary, and a particularly slow and boring one at that. But boy oh boy, it sure does have a lotta pretty slow-motion footage of animals to fall asleep to. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as we apprehensively venture INTO THE OKAVANGO!

Feb 26, 202046 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Frank and Ollie (with Jenny Nicholson!)

Remember when cartoons were drawn by human beings? Well, two of those human beings were the subjects of the 1995 documentary the randomizer has chosen for us this week! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and VERY special guest JENNY NICHOLSON(!!!) as we indulgently listen to FRANK AND OLLIE!

Feb 19, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Doug S3E21 - Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror

What happens when a Nicktoon becomes a Disneytoon? Apparently they run out of ideas and say "Screw it, it's a superhero show now." This week the randomizer picks a 1999 episode of the show that inexplicably had "Brand Spankin' New" in its title at one point! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they say hello to DOUG, season three (technically seven), episode twenty-one, "Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror!"

Feb 12, 202037 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Rocket & Groot shorts

I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder I am Groot ROCKET & GROOT SHORTS!

Feb 05, 202031 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Read It and Weep

What if Lizzy McGuire was also Tyler Durden AND Killer Frost? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 (a magical long-forgotten era when some people apparently DIDN'T always want the whole world to read every last thought that fell out of their skulls) and chooses another Disney Channel original movie, this one about a high school girl whose diary goes viral (diaral?) and becomes semi-sentient. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they bravely READ I...

Jan 29, 202051 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

The movie's called "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" and Kalabar's not in it. And, it all goes downhill from there. This week Tony teams up with The "Weird Al" Phabet podcast as the randomizer sadistically and unseasonally chooses the inexplicable 2001 sequel to a fondly-remembered Disney Channel original movie. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they journey to HALLOWEENTOWN II: KALABAR'S REVENGE!

Jan 22, 202047 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Pooh's Heffalump Movie

This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to pick one of the 67 Winnie the Pooh products released that February. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they check out POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE!

Jan 15, 202038 minSeason 1Ep. 8

The Wild

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Remember that Dreamworks animated movie Madagascar? Ever ...

Jan 08, 202046 minSeason 1Ep. 7

The Book Of Pooh S2E4 - Day of the Knights/Come as Eeyore

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. What if Winnie the Pooh was needlessly different? This we...

Jan 02, 202025 minSeason 1Ep. 6

'Twas the Night

The guy who played Michael Myers directed a Christmas movie! What could possibly go wrong? This week, JUST in the nick of time for Christmas, the randomizer picks a Disney Channel original movie from 2001 starring Walter White as Bad Santa. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Madeline Maye, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they sit through 'TWAS THE NIGHT! DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape Fro...

Dec 25, 201944 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Amphibia E13 - Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives

What if it WAS easy being green? This week, for the first time ever, the randomizer picks a TV episode, specifically of a recent Disney Channel animated series about an alternate reality where frogs are the dominant species. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they journey to AMPHIBIA, episode 13, "Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives"!

Dec 18, 201941 minSeason 1Ep. 4

The Aristocats

Remember when musicals about cats DIDN'T make you want to claw your eyeballs out? This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1970 to pick the first Disney animated feature of the "What would Walt have done?" era. Join Tony, Dave, Luke and Morgan as they adopt THE ARISTOCATS!

Dec 11, 201943 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Meet The Deedles

Surfers...in a place where surfers usually aren't?!? Wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAAAAT?!? This week the randomizer picks an inexplicably-theatrically-released remnant of 1998 that proves you don't need Pauly Shore to make a Pauly Shore comedy. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they begrudgingly MEET THE DEEDLES!

Dec 04, 201945 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Smart House

In the pilot episode of the Escape From Vault Disney podcast, the randomizer picks a 1999 Disney Channel original movie starring Leela as Evil Alexa! How could that POSSIBLY be disappointing? Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle move into SMART HOUSE!

Nov 27, 201955 minSeason 1Ep. 1
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