E0 #3 - Voicemails to Ben [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Branson and CJ leave voicemails for Ben.

Branson and CJ leave voicemails for Ben.
Country aficionado and oilman Philabuster G. Tycoon, record producer Mud Phillips, and rising star Kid Simpson discuss the rich traditions of country music past and present.
Makeup bloggers Pip Fogle, Emilio, Pebbles Acosta, and Salami dish on the latest makeup tips and trends, talk about their makeup routines, and try some new beauty products.
Performance artists Glans Penis, Salvador Landis, and Matthew Coriander Bausman Hollister discuss their greatest works, their biggest paydays, and the meaning of art.
Officer Percy Kielbasa fields late-night 911 calls at the Terre Haute police station.
Survivalists Otto Coldbeer and Bug West explore Chris Dorner National Park, sharing survival tips along the way.
G4 personalities Johnny Aimbot, Abe Funkso, and Nate Misty talk about what games they’ve been playing, their charity work, cheat codes, and the hottest video game girls of all time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25000882
Andrew, Branson, Charles, and Tom do a table read of two DBZ episodes and part of a Riverdale episode.
Virgil Texas, author and cohost of Chapo Trap House, hosts the Chapo/NPR/Vice/Ninja debate for Homie County Recorder of Deeds between candidates Gilroy Monsanto, Chalmers Pinochet Harding, Kobo Walker, Mike Fjeurtminor. The B.R.A.N. 5000 tabulates the outcome of the election. (from 2018-12-17)
Noisey’s Jeremy Tunamelt interviews Brandon Brantley, Pierre LePierre, Marty Kozlowski-Wojciechowski, and Dick Denim about their acclaimed indie rock band The Brooklyn Eventuallys.
Will B. Dinner, Cheeseburger, and I.B. Goodfood compete on a Food Network game show where the winner is eaten by social-media celeb Kiki Champagne.
Kryztov the Cleaner, Lollipop Benny, Sammy the Sperm, and Palmolive talk about their criminal enterprises.
Television writers Turkey Turner, Chris Rickshaw, Pete Romano, and Max Viacom discuss their past shows, their satirical TBS series “The Trumps,” and an SNL spec script.
Swamp Orcs Gub and Chief Beanbowl address a human ambassador with the demands of the Swamp Orcs of Slimetoe Swamp, sharing their gripes about humans and elves.
Aliens Pigdus and Shrimp report back to Research Bureau 214 with their observations of human life on Earth.
Johnny Gamefaqs, The_Demented_Taco, Mr. Bobo, and Clinton Bush discuss the benefits and the hardships of moderating online communities.
Andrew, Branson, Charles, and Felix talk about hypothetical situations. Thomas Kinkade Jr. hosts a telethon featuring '50s superstars Gary Tasteman, Dave Dudley, and Marv Mossad. (recorded 2018-12-22)
Mall ghosts Kurt, Dustin Stuckey, Preston Carter-Pope, and Bo discuss the mall they haunt and the things keeping them stuck on earth.
Andrew, Branson, and Charles do an episode about chips.
Debate moderator Bolton Husk hosts a forum featuring Homie County Recorder of Deeds candidates Gilroy Monsanto, Chalmers Pinochet Harding, and Mike Feurtmijnor.