Lord Alphonsis Sedgwick (@necrobranson)—hailing from Vorpal Manor on the isle of Asphyxia, resting just off the Wedgewick Coast of the Black Lake, just south of Terre Haute—tries to summon death to do his bidding and return Terre Haute to feudal monarchist control, but instead he receives the otherworldly bureaucrats Desmond (@intellegint) and Bone (@charlesraustin).
Lawyers Buddy Sweetwater (@necrobranson), Mike Dunker (@intellegint), and Bill Fitzdoberman (@charlesraustin) discuss their legal philosophies and their biggest cases. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35857167
Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) recalls his time in CIA detention, discusses his personal life, and critique’s Meghan Trainor’s “Nice to Meet Ya” video. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35608674
Gamblers Stevie Black (@intellegint), Archie Keano (@necrobranson), and Raleigh Smokes (@ByYourLogic) talk about their favorite places to gamble, their best techniques, and their favorite slot machines.
Captain Pocketwatch Pennyfarthing (@necrobranson) talks about his work at Zippy’s Circus with head clown Scuzzy (@intellegint) and circus workers Tandy Dick (@Lowenaffchen) and Loramps Glub (@tom_on_here).
CIA agents Lutz (@intellegint) and Havarti (@charlesraustin) interrogate Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) about his experience aboard the weed aliens’ spacecraft, his relationship with Bashar al-Assad, and his knowledge of Reid Gimball’s whereabouts.
Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34914706
Terre Haute Zoo chimps Toottoot (@necrobranson), Jinglebell (@intellegint), and Jonboy (@tom_on_here) talk about chimp stuff like bananas, poop and pee, smoking cigarettes, and killing other chimps.
Happy guys Topher Blinz (@necrobranson), Reef Westhouse (@intellegint), and Tevin Richelieu (@neonwario) talk about the things that make them happy. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34589571
WBEN news anchors Burt Runner (@necrobranson) and Pat Valsalva (@intellegint), along with field reporter Torvald Julian (@charlesraustin), report on an alien invasion that has Terre Haute going up in smoke.
Uber driver Cooper Sorento (@charlesraustin) picks up Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) and businessman Dominick Market (@intellegint) on a trip to downtown Terre Haute that goes awry.
The Toad (@necrobranson), Kev O’Kevin (@intellegint), Paris Taylor (@BronzeHammer), and Peanut (@dogboner) reunite at their new home—the Zing Podcast Network—talking about what guys can and can’t say under the changing definition of masculinity. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34136996
Comedy veterans Johnny Moretti (@necrobranson) and Louis Wallace (@intellegint) drive around discussing their craft, their upbringing, and the state of comedy today. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/33979612
Atorva Staton (@necrobranson) and Gerald Geranium (@intellegint) welcome Dr. Argyle Brownsnake (@charliewinsmore) to discuss the golden age of sports and the greatest generation of people who love the athletes of the golden age. Topics include cheerleaders and the most ancient American sports: football, baseball, hockey, and basketball.
Mech pilots Apollo Ratte (@intellegint), Grinchblade Meriwether (@charlesraustin), Michael Griefer (@dangerousneil), and Balthazar Eros (@JucheMane) reunite for the funeral of Sargent Jim Shorts (@necrobranson), when startling developments lead them back into battle… Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/33592371
When George W. Bush Memorial Middle School teacher Mr. Shirts (@intellegint) takes his class on a wild ride aboard the Magical School Limo, students Zits Lutz (@necrobranson) and Dweezil Sinks (@charlesraustin) learn a lot about human anatomy—and themselves!
Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk about the kind of shit that Joe Biden talks about.
Bart “The Dream” Dealer (@necrobranson) and Regis Closer (@intellegint) present an exploration in real estate mechanics and finding your dream home for the perfect dream for you and your family.
Acolytes Praetor (@necrobranson), Sapien (@intellegint), and Feisty Fawn (@tom_on_here) discuss the missions they have carried out for the Illuminati over the years and monitor people's Illuminati-related discoveries online. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32842381
The Christmas Holiday Parade live in Chicago featuring @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @ByYourLogic and @dangerousneil (Recorded 2019-12-21)
U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (@charlesraustin) and Shelly Chimp (@intellegint) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson (@necrobranson) that his unboyfriendlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving subsidies under the federal Stay-at-Home Boyfriend Relief Act of 2019.
Young-adult authors Betsy Lavender (@necrobranson), Quince Drumheller (@intellegint), and C.A. Walker (@charlesraustin) discuss YA culture and read excerpts from their own work.
Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) and Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) have left WBEN Radio to go independent, just in time to report on the great blizzard of 2019. Stewie (@charlesraustin) gives a report from the 85.5 FM chopper. Tickets for December 21 live show in Chicago: https://www.hideoutchicago.com/e/e-live--80353857551/ Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32126469
Ex-poets Jérome Durepois (@intellegint) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson) have quit poetry in order to focus on the only other thing they’re good at—being sad.
Dr. Jim Greenhands (@intellegint) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (@necrobranson) share recordings of surgeries they have performed at the Baby Huey Memorial Hospital School of Medicine.
Unedited SNL audition tapes from Branson (@necrobranson), Tom (@tom_on_here), Derek (@eedrk), Alex (@Lowenaffchen), Aaron (@Bertovo), and Neil (@dangerousneil). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31698503
Pop-science prodigy Billy Brinkle (@necrobranson) returns to the epic science scene, welcoming Dr. Kepwellow Freezemont (@intellegint) and Dr. Basil Stinkwell (@charlesraustin) to the first episode of his new show to discuss CFCs, GMOs, and their own research. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31565797
Dr. Helmer Veritas of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism administers a personality test for MMA fighter Prep Hemlock. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint)
Branson and Andrew feel that Charles has been too obsessed with Looney Tunes and decide to host an intervention, which quickly backfires. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin)
Dougley Kimmel, Scooter Lutz, Bryce “The Nice” Tripley, and Mortimer Hooters IV discuss Guy Code—69 rules that Jesus wrote about what a guy should do—as well as a new business venture, Guy Cove. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @tom_on_here … free CJ) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101-guy-code-30809410
