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2023 Year End Countdown Special: Comedy, Catastrophes, and Cinematic Clashes

Dec 31, 202339 min
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Our 2023 in review. Buckle up for an episode bursting with laughter as we stroll down memory lane, revisiting some of the most side-splitting highlights of the year. From our take on wrestling's place in the entertainment world to a John Wayne impersonation that'll have you in stitches, we bring you a reel of our best moments that's sure to tickle your funny bone.

If you're ready to ride the rollercoaster of hilarity and heart, this is the episode for you. We spice things up with a hot sauce mishap and for our film buffs, we serve up a slice of movie hero discussion, complete with impossible feats and special effects that'll have you both nostalgic and shaking your head in disbelief.

Finally, Tom and I get into a nerdy showdown of epic proportions, comparing the narrative tapestries of Harry Potter and Star Wars. Whether you're a Potterhead, a Star Wars fanatic, or just intrigued by storytelling mastery, you'll find our insights on continuity and world-building both enlightening and laugh-out-loud entertaining. Join us for this jam-packed episode of Entertain This, where we blend pop culture, humor, and a dash of the unexpected for your listening pleasure.

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Entertain This Podcast Banter

Speaker 1

Hi , this is Mitch from entertain this . I just want to thank you all for being here for us throughout the year . In this episode here we have a couple of our best or funniest moments throughout the year , so I hope you enjoy .

Speaker 2

Welcome to the podcast . Pilgrim , you Squinting intensifies .

Speaker 1

The dust blows by .

Speaker 2

Big ol hats .

Speaker 3

Oh .

Speaker 4

Hello , welcome to entertain this . My name is Hayden . With me I have Tom hi Tom and man Mitch do you have the crickets button ? Bueller no , that works to . That works . Actually Mitch , I think he's home sick . Unfortunately , mitch is out sick , but we don't need him , he's caught the bronchitis . He's a do anything for this podcast anyways .

Speaker 2

No , no he doesn't ?

Speaker 4

he's just sits there and just wheezes . But before we get started talking about what we're gonna do for this special episode with me and Tom , social media crap .

Speaker 2

Mitch , your column is not gonna answer . Maybe you'll answer . We are live with Mitch Mitch .

Speaker 4

Social media .

Speaker 5

Our Facebook group page , love our Twitter , which is this at this intertayed our Instagram entertain dot this Patriot dot com .

Speaker 4

Entertainers , or this Go back to dying Mitch . Yes , we're the kind of friends that will call you on your death bed to ask for something .

Speaker 2

It's just like we want it's social media Hurtain this podcast .

Speaker 4

You did good job . You didn't miss a beat that wasn't playing . All right , well , hello , welcome to entertain this . A podcast about movies , tv shows and video games . My name is Hayden , with me have Mitch and time hi time , and today our very special episode is where me and Tom got hit in the head and allowed Mitch to do a wrestling thing .

Speaker 1

How's it make you feel ?

Speaker 4

You can't set up your own punchline . This is what happens when we let him run everything around here . All right , well , so so ?

Speaker 1

wait , did you say drunk with power ?

Speaker 4

Thank you for not drinking right now . Tom , I know it anything to do with , you're gonna just like find something . It's like I take a sip of beer blood , blood , alcohol content .

Speaker 1

Hello and welcome to entertain this , my name's Mitch , with me .

Speaker 4

I have Tom , it's like a Tom I .

Speaker 1

Thought it'd be worth it that's funny .

Speaker 2

Mitch has like chaotic energy .

Speaker 4

He's a natural born sprinter .

Speaker 1

Anyways , our social media is entertain this podcastcom , which will take to our Facebook group and page . You also go to our Twitter , which is at this entertain our Instagram , which entertain dot this , and our YouTube and TikTok , which is entertain this exclamation point , not ellipses exclamation point .

Speaker 4

He's like they're dead . He's like that old dog that's just like lays asleep .

Speaker 3

It's barks away .

Speaker 4

I don't know AJ Styles okay .

Speaker 5

Edge .

Speaker 1

Who you got there , watson . Yeah , there we go . Oops , now , just so everybody at home knows , tom and Hayden have a list of every person we know .

Speaker 4

Mitch , yeah they know , we know , okay , we're terrible at this , we didn't want to do it . You get your one a year . Let's get this knocked out , not worry about it ever again .

Speaker 1

We'll move on to number nine .

Speaker 4

All right , I know who this is . I know this is shut up , can I can ?

Speaker 1

I know Once he gets one guess .

Speaker 2

Don't care hurry up Roddy Piper no make foley . Yes .

Speaker 4

Remember from the car crash noise and sounds like something Mick Foley would do ?

Speaker 1

I don't know who Mick Foley is ? Mankind cactus Jack , dude Love . Yeah , tom saying words .

Speaker 4

Mitch has made me watch so many documentaries . I'm Mick Foley . Okay , I'm a Mick Foley expert .

Speaker 1

He's the one that gets thrown off top of the hell of a cell and through a table and break your shoulder , okay , sure sure , let me tell you how much I hate wrestling .

Speaker 4

Alright , I don't hate the people who are involved , I don't hate the marketing or whatever . I get that . It's a successful business . It's just not my cup of tea for entertainment . Mitch actually gave me that list . He texted it to me . He's like here's a what up on top of it , and every time I pulled it up I was like nah , nothing .

Speaker 2

Screw you , I figured some shady underhanded nonsense was afoot .

Speaker 4

So you know I was for the integrity of the podcast . I couldn't , I couldn't just bring , you know , I don't want to give Tom , you know , you know , disadvantage His younger sister goes after John Wayne and shoots him in the back .

Speaker 1

Yeah , what's funny is like John Wayne falls off the horse and he just lay in there . She walks up and he just like rears back and like hits her .

Speaker 2

He plays dead and in one arm swipes her legs out from under and just picks up a rifle and eats it into the river and he's like next time you shoot somebody , make sure they're dead .

Speaker 1

She's like I thought I'd hit you . She's like yeah , he's like yeah , dead .

Speaker 2

I can't believe I miss and he just goes . You didn't miss .

Speaker 1

John Wayne of John Wayne get shot , fall off the horse , get up like that .

Speaker 2

Get back on the horse . I don't have time for this . I'm John Wayne . After he had to beat the F11 , he's a woman hitter .

Speaker 4

It's an equal opportunity .

Speaker 2

He's the proponent of domestic violence and I will not stand for it . On this show and your misogynistic views , Don't kink , shame Tom .

Speaker 4

It's what they had going for each other . Hit up the . What was the Halloween thing at the Aurora Theater ? Yeah , hit up those people , the same people . That free comic book day thing happened for spirits and spirits event .

Speaker 2

We want more booze and more entertain this , more trivia .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 4

More .

Speaker 2

Tom , more Mitch , more Hayden .

Speaker 1

More Beelzewee strength , more beer no , no .

Speaker 2

No more Beelzewees , not for you two .

Speaker 4

We don't need any more property damage . I had fun , I know you did , it was fun , yeah , and we promised we would do a .

Speaker 2

PowerPoint presentation Death bar .

Speaker 4

That was a bad idea . It was . That was a learning experience . That was y'all's too .

Speaker 1

I just had to tell them what the history of it was .

Speaker 4

I like how they said hey , you guys have what they're like originally , and they said you have like 45 minutes . No we had 20 minutes . No , when we got there , they're like . Hey , you're down to like 15 minutes . They're like , Okay , we went on almost an hour .

Speaker 2

And no one stopped us . No , and someone should have .

Speaker 4

There was no canes coming to hook us off stage .

Speaker 2

No , like you know , just suddenly we're muted , like all the lights go out and they're just like yeah we had the full attention of the audience , whether they liked it or not ? That was an audience held hostage .

Speaker 4

Those pity laughs in the background . I was like thank you .

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Speaker 6

Standing in a wig shop with my aunt and totally bored , like what am I doing here ? I'm looking out of the window of the shop somewhere in Manhattan , I have no clue where I am and I'm just standing there and I'm literally like a foot away from my face .

John Malcolm is just looking into the into the window of the shop and with his like famous little perky lips Like clearly like looking at wigs . But I'm like he's looking at me like through my soul and I'm like out , frozen , like what in the world ? Like out of all of Manhattan and I've got like my favorite actor like staring at me .

So of course I do with any common person would do . I just followed him , oh yeah . Like followed him for like six blocks . I'm like grabbing my aunt and like we've got to follow me . I'm like talking with my now . And then he's like I want to walk into a restaurant . My aunt

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screamed out and Mr Malcolm , and he actually turned around and I got to like talk to him and time out like an autograph on like a napkin and I got to like geek out and tell him I was like audition for dangerous days on the nice guy .

Yeah , I think he's a little like weirded out , but he was like totally awesome and yeah , I was watching John Malcolm Beach on John Malcolm .

Speaker 2

Because , like some of these , like celebrity characters , like some of the funniest things . Like some dude he had met Christopher Walken and he's like , oh hey , Chris , how are you ? And he goes , I'm famous , like that's it .

Speaker 3

That's all he said . I remember I I was in the . I was in both out of the family movies . Really Technically , I did the soundtrack of the second one that was in the first one .

Speaker 5

Oh , wow .

Speaker 3

And in the movie we're like in this play or the talent show , rather , and Christina Ricci has like huge prosthetics . That's like gosh and blood .

Speaker 4

I remember that . Yes , I remember that scene . Yeah , one of my favorites .

Speaker 3

So during our school hours because nobody could take off any of these prosthetics and stuff we were just watching . She was just like in , in , like we were all being taught you know by our you know on set teacher and and her neck was just , and I just remember being like I love my wires .

Speaker 4

How are you supposed to focus ? Are you supposed to pay attention with that , go right through like Look at all that blood . So the culture shock , I would say , of coming from the north to the south . Did you feel a little bit of that going from , you know , new Orleans to New York at all ?

Speaker 6

Oh yeah , well , how far up north are you Indiana . Indiana . Okay , like grades of snow , that was a culture shock . I did a score . You know , I was in the background and I was like I've never been to see that much snow when I went up north . So that was a shock before coming from the south , but uh oh yeah it's different . New York is different .

Speaker 4

It doesn't get as much but , yeah , culture shock is definitely for sure , yeah , plus the people are jerks , right , yeah , so the people are jerks the smell the constant horn honking .

Speaker 3

I'm the only one that's never traveled .

Speaker 1

I was born and raised in Georgia and never been above Virginia , never been west of Alabama .

Speaker 6

I love it . I know you've never experienced a concrete surfing in New York .

Speaker 4

Yeah , all we got in . What we say in Indiana is it's so flat you can watch a dog run away for three days . But , yeah but I mean the lake affects snow over there that's some real snow . We make fun of the New Yorkers when they complain about snow like no six inches , try six feet .

Speaker 2

I've stood in like four to six feet of snow at the bus stop on Long Island .

Speaker 4

Yeah , well , if you aren't swimming to school , you're not doing it right . So back in my day I had to swim in twenty months to school in the snow and it was a hundred degrees outside . I'm sure that's a different connotation in Louisiana , though . Yeah right , I couldn't imagine like watch your state recede into the ocean ?

Is that like a constant fear for you guys ?

Speaker 6

Yeah , it's just like you're eroding , like you hear about it all the time . We're out there , and now it's like there's got like a salt block that was coming . It was like the whole place was going to shut down because salt water is moving up the Mississippi River because there hasn't been enough rain .

Speaker 4

Oh man .

Speaker 6

Yeah , it's like always something down here .

Speaker 4

A whole different universe of problems I couldn't imagine .

Speaker 6

Yeah , but now I can point and laugh at all the hurricanes hitting New York . You know , all my friends have made fun of me for being down here .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 2

I made fun of my friends up there .

Speaker 4

It's just a gust of wind . You guys will be alright .

Speaker 2

Walk it off .

Speaker 4

There it is , there it is . Get him a spoon .

Speaker 2

Mitch , yeah , yeah ,

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don't don't . Don't just drink that straight up . We're going to help you Get the paper towels .

Speaker 4

This is how we treat our guests on this podcast .

Speaker 2

We're talking like a pea sized . Oh my god , I'm like mamba .

Speaker 1

Did you ?

Speaker 2

not know . It was the whole , thing , oh no . Yeah , it's not even apricot . What do you have on there ? What are you going ?

Speaker 1

to do .

Speaker 4

Put what you're willing to do . Just make sure that the audience really understands your pain and suffering right now .

Speaker 2

Luckily I have my .

Speaker 3

Oh my god , oh my god yeah .

Speaker 4

I put a little bit of that back . Yes , I put a lot of that back there you go .

Speaker 2

What Scoville was ? This Is this from .

Speaker 4

Have you ever been pepper sprayed before ? Yes , yeah , it's about that much . No , no , no , pepper spray is not that bad .

Speaker 2

This is . It's called Satan's Giz , does that not ?

Speaker 1

occur it should All right .

Speaker 2

I lift that much on them . That's an acceptable amount .

Speaker 4

While you're dying , we'll discuss some other things We'll talk amongst ourselves .

Speaker 2

All right . So there it goes right there .

Speaker 4

One thing that I really liked about this movie . You know , feel free to die in silence , chris , you're holding it together really well . Yeah , gotta be with you . It gets worse , just the heads up .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , coming , coming out , that's later , that's later , oh my gosh , oh my gosh Is anybody got milk .

Speaker 4

I wonder why we can't be guest speakers for this podcast . Yeah , he was . Chris was in rare form . He said he's like I'd never get embarrassed and I was like I don't know he was telling me he had like bad stage fright , he couldn't sit around with us .

Speaker 1

He wouldn't get there with us , but he would talk to everyone in the middle he like accosted people Like have you ever heard of the greatest podcast of all time . This side of the Mississippi . I mean it helps , yeah , you know he's like promoting people to ask for dancing with the stars . I say sleep is stuff .

Speaker 4

I don't know what his fascination was . He was like oh yeah , if they screw up with the podcast , they chug a whole bottle of hot sauce . And I was like Chris , that's not you know , we don't do that . I was like you know .

Speaker 2

How McCann survived two world wars and multiple smaller conflicts on three continents and all the planets that Ripley killed aliens at .

Speaker 4

those were basically world wars , because that's all that was going on in those worlds at that time .

Speaker 1

So Way to justify it .

Speaker 2

You do have a point . So my number 10 is Topper Harley .

Speaker 4

The hotshots guy .

Speaker 2

Hot shots , which is Charlie Sheen , who killed many people .

Speaker 4

Yeah , with a chicken ? With a chicken , I mean , he's basically a superhero .

Speaker 2

Isn't that the bit where he picks up the bullets and throws them at everybody and they ?

Speaker 4

all at the crowd . Okay , so in real world physics . So Ripley's dead , alright , brian Mills , I don't know who that is .

Speaker 2

That is Liam Neeson's character I'm taking .

Speaker 4

Oh , okay , I can do it .

Speaker 2

I can take a premiere .

Speaker 4

Alright , got you .

Speaker 5

How many Roadhouse movies are there ? One's .

Speaker 4

Oh , just one Roadhouse movies . How many Tuken movies are there , tuken Taked ?

Speaker 3

How many times did Liam ?

Speaker 4

Neeson get taked .

Speaker 1

I mean , he did take down a helicopter with a bow and arrow .

Speaker 2

Yep . As far as knives , he easily disarmed and hid in plain sight and took out multiple opponents simultaneously .

Speaker 4

But he's not finding a helicopter , he's finding John Wick , alright , and I think if you were to compare .

Speaker 1

His focus is narrow . We're raking John Wick above the helicopter . Helicopter , oh , machine guns and rockets and missiles .

Speaker 2

John Wick , well , sorry , helicopter you had a good run .

Speaker 4

If you look at the kill count between the Rambo movies and the John Wick movies , I think John Wick at least doubles the kill count . Anyway , really bad looking puppet slash cartoon bat depending on if the camera is moving because the tennis ball with wings . Yeah , well , that's if the camera's moving . If it's a cartoon ?

They couldn't figure out how to animate a cartoon while the camera's moving , so it's a very still shot .

Speaker 1

It's the 1940s .

Speaker 2

This was magic at the time .

Speaker 4

I just like how .

Speaker 2

Could you imagine going back in time and showing them Star Wars ? People's heads would have exploded .

Speaker 4

I just like how , bella the ghost , you hold his arms out and it's just like the crappiest morph into the bat . Yeah , and he tweets away or whatever .

Speaker 1

People would lose their minds if you showed them a Disney animated movie .

Speaker 4

He does make that gay joke in the middle of it and I'm like whoa , that's a 1940s , guys calm down . We're gonna start asking questions .

Speaker 2

Well , that was back when , like in the 1940s , of you just like was like that guy's a homosexual everybody .

Speaker 4

Wolfman undos the straps on my boy .

Speaker 2

Hayden only does well when it's so bad that it's hilarious . When Hayden tries to write a joke , we everybody just stares at him sleep . It's weird now cuz I'm playing .

It's like I'm 30 , so I'm hearing people like in their 30s , early 30s , some 40 , like you hear like that older tone in a voice and they're the ones talking crap , like we never missed a beat , like we're back , like we're just here to give the business to these youths because they need it .

Speaker 4

There's a distinct difference between like online anger . You can tell Experienced anger like this guy's seen some things . Yeah or just a frustrated kid like you're just using words .

Speaker 2

You heard your dad say one time yeah , on the phone to his buddy , like that while he's out . But playing a game you can play with friends where you are goal oriented with each other unless you're Hayden , where people Invade you every five seconds .

Speaker 1

Seriously , it's like you have it like a bounty we played like three or four times with me and a Tom's game and we were fine and we joined Hayden's Soon as we do . Somebody jumps in in the taxes .

Speaker 2

Yeah , some dude runs in , does the rivers of blood procs Just stab , like him at sepulchre in front of us and we're just like .

Speaker 4

I was wearing like only a loincloth , and that's how you know they're dangerous .

Speaker 3

I don't need armor . Oh god , he's wearing a pot on his head . I .

Speaker 1

Wondered how the whole Voice monitoring system's gonna work with that , because supposedly you can be banned like permaband .

Speaker 4

That from talking . I want to know what NSA thing , because everybody talks crap all .

Speaker 2

Exactly like what's called duty . Yeah so like you will never hear the n-word more parameters that they're gonna use here , like you stupid duty head , bad you cotton-headed nitty muggins . Bad , it's like you . Let you blockhead . Hey , macaroni ears , quick camping .

Speaker 1

Little bit for your dirty mouth .

Speaker 2

Oh , we're at the ship and Hayden's just like come get me and I'm like Probably what ? 200 meters away , his hiding , in pure darkness , in a corner , his lies are such BS like why even lie ?

Speaker 4

Just say no , all right , cuz he's like no , I can't get over this . Ledge , mitch , you can totally get you got in there somehow . Get over it , no , I can't . I can't stuck here the game's glitched .

Speaker 2

You trap behind the chest , I wall , oh he's so , aside the circle , starts Chloe closing . He's just like you see him run past me and just been like bye .

Speaker 4

I'm like okay , See from your guys perspective . You're like , oh hey , it's dead again . I've been dead the whole time . I'm just hoping for a miracle . And you guys are looking at me and just like I'm a starving child , the street urchin on the sea , on the side of the street and you're eating your giant sandwiches in your turkey dinner .

It's just like I can't be bothers share food . I might starve . You know , I was like please , sir , please don't now have some more a morsel . So that's my experience playing call theory .

Speaker 2

So the game came out , started playing multiplayer . The progression is slow .

Speaker 1

I Feel like the game came out today at Tom's level 20 , but he says the progression is slow .

Speaker 2

Well , the progression slow for like XP , for going up ranks , it seems like it's dragging like it should be Like . If I go through like several games and I didn't level up and I'm killing like 20 people each game at least and like taking objectives , I feel like I should be ranking up way quicker .

Personally , hmm , I mean , I get it just came out , maybe the weapons , 20 levels in a day , maybe the weapon progression is slower than it was , and my warfare too .

Speaker 4

Maybe it's as good as you used to be , tom . Maybe you just can't level up as fast as you .

Speaker 1

I mean , you know , we are better than you was to kill more

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people .

Speaker 3

That's true .

Speaker 4

See , once you hit 30 you like degrade exponentially , but we're used to it . So we've kind of leveled off , we've plateaued . You're not there yet .

Speaker 2

I have to plateau .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you gotta learn you gotta dive before you can plateau .

Speaker 2

Yeah you watch me go like 15 and oh , before I got dropped . The gun plays seems better , but it also one issue I've seen . It seems like shots just don't connect . Like I'm on target on somebody .

I'm looking at them right through the crosshairs , I'm pulling the trigger , I get like one hit marker but I'm like I'm full auto , but then I get like in Tom , just get good . I .

Speaker 1

Looks like .

Speaker 2

One V1 me .

Speaker 4

I'll one V2 you . I mean . The stats speak for themselves . What stats I have more kills than the two you combined because you started playing the game Like it's 30 , it gets girlfriends . And he's like why am I bad at this game ? Just wait till you have kids .

Speaker 2

Visual recoil got cleaned up Mentally all right , we're going to the inside of .

Speaker 1

It's a small world ride on Disney World .

Speaker 2

David Dunn oh .

Speaker 1

That's the guy from unbreakable . Okay , who's like a impervious to literally everything .

Speaker 2

Hmm , he could drown and super low isn't .

Speaker 4

It's a small world .

Speaker 2

Like super strength .

Speaker 1

I mean yeah , he was like bench pressing 400 pounds .

Speaker 4

It's a lot , a lot time . That's T800 . Yeah .

Speaker 2

I mean , I feel like those kinds of punches that's gonna do more than Batman punches .

Speaker 1

I don't think so .

Speaker 2

Plus the imperviousness of David Dunn's character .

Speaker 4

He died in a bucket , like literally only his head was in it , only his face . It's all right .

Speaker 2

I know I'm not gonna get . I'm not gonna get best like the the water weakness . So go ahead , just call it Hi .

Speaker 1

He dives to the song of children's .

Speaker 4

She likes snakes , holly Quinn does and India Jones does there's not snakes in the sewer in New York . Well , maybe she brought her thing with it .

Speaker 2

I doubt she . You don't provide your own snakes .

Speaker 4

What if she knows that it's Indiana Jones ?

Speaker 2

because that's yeah , it was a BYOS fight . Bring your own snakes . Yeah , get out of here . She's Indiana Jones . She throw it on him . And why is ? Like any of Jones is obnoxiously smart ? Will hit women , yeah , not afraid . Not afraid at all , that's his problem .

Speaker 4

He's be canceled . He's a humble man okay , then he's gonna try and murder a second woman .

Speaker 2

Stop making this about .

Speaker 4

I have all the women All right . It's all about a female empowerment , so what's ?

Speaker 2

your misogynistic .

Speaker 5

BSC get out of here .

Speaker 1

As far as we know , zach leave our levy .

Speaker 4

Zachary Levi .

Speaker 1

Yeah , whatever .

Speaker 4

An American name like Levi jeans and stuff like that .

Speaker 1

Blue Beatles gonna be Zola Modra dead guy . Yeah , we got from a Cobra Kai .

Speaker 4

We should just have somebody pronounce names for Mitch . Hey look , you're the ones that made me read it .

Speaker 1

He's from karate kid . That's all I know . Yeah , and that's as far as I know . That's the only ones they're like pretty much confirmed that are gonna be the same .

Speaker 4

So gal Gadot's out not necessarily .

Speaker 1

They haven't said one way or the other yet .

Speaker 3

Ezra Miller hasn't said one way or another .

Speaker 2

I think , well , he'll be in prison .

Speaker 4

I think it's smart to get rid of Ezra Miller .

Speaker 2

I mean they could .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I think that would be a wise decision .

Speaker 6

I would .

Speaker 4

Henry Cavill is like the most Upstanding normal guy out there . People wanted him to be Superman . He commits no felonies . You know he's a nerd . They got rid of him . Why would you keep Ezra Miller ? Who wants to ? I don't know .

Speaker 2

To find Hawaii . The dude's trying to live out his fantasy of being the bad guy of Far Cry 5 .

Speaker 4

Today we are discussing lots of things such as that , hayden was reminded of .

Speaker 2

Read these . We're gonna talk about these . Hey , you ready to talk about the stuff ? What stuff ?

Speaker 4

That is a . That's a foreshadowing event of trivia . You know , cuz Tom's gonna wipe the floor with me , I forgot we were doing the stupid . What about man steel trivia ? Yes , yeah , so he watched the movie today . I know that Henry Cavill's in it .

Speaker 1

That's why .

Speaker 5

I .

Speaker 1

Mentioned it before and then I told you last night . I was like it's a very detailed trivia because I watched the movie as I wrote the questions .

Speaker 4

Well , jesus , well , we'll cross that bridge In about 30 35

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minute . We could do me and Tom versus you for trivia .

Speaker 1

What good does that do me .

Speaker 2

Me for seven , while you reap the rewards .

Speaker 4

No , I'm still like . I was this close to being caught up with all my punishments , so you're still not . I am .

Speaker 2

I am , but after today I'm gonna get slapped .

Speaker 1

You can either have be stuck in the adjustment bureau , where you can access the doors , where you can travel in through any doors that you won't do . The Matt Damon movies , you've seen that .

Speaker 2

Yes , you know a long time ago .

Speaker 1

Yes , we have to wear the hat and he can go through any door right so you can have that ability . You can have Rick's portal gun , or you can have the golden ticket from the last

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action here , where you can go in and out of any movie . So which would you rather ?

Speaker 6

have I feel like it .

Speaker 3

So , okay , I'm going to , but here's the thing about Rick's portal gun right .

Speaker 4

So infinite universes . So there is a Lord of the Rings universe out there .

Speaker 1

Yeah , keep in mind . You drop or break the portal gun You're stuck where you're at . You drop or lose the golden ticket You're stuck . You drop or lose the hat You're stuck .

Speaker 2

See , I feel like the hat would be easy to lose . Yeah , strong gust of wind .

Speaker 1

But the hat . At least you're still on earth and you can get back to your home . So , but still a lame , thing .

Speaker 4

I'm kind of high-risk , high reward . Yeah , gonna boom world .

Speaker 5

It was the portal gun .

Speaker 4

Now I do , I do the portal gun . I would , because you can do anything that the ticket can do with the portal gun and more . You want to go to any book that has been made into a movie .

Speaker 1

Does the portal gun require a energy source ? Yes that needs to be replenished . It does that is true .

Speaker 4

I don't know how that would work either , so I probably would use it and be like no , I'm stuck , it doesn't work anymore , that's those . I still do the portal gun .

Speaker 2

You just immediately go to boo world . No .

Speaker 4

I go . I go to a world where you can Christopher Knowles the president , where you can get like infinite portal gun fuel . Guess it's infinite , he's gonna know what it is . Yeah , I go to a world where I I know , since it's infinite , infinite chances , I'll just he's gonna go to Hayden world .

Speaker 2

I'm gonna push it , but he's a pain , it's a push . But Hayden's wandering around . It'd be anarchy .

Speaker 6

No .

Speaker 2

Hate each other . I'm a better head . I'm superior .

Speaker 4

I never , ever a chance to call duty plan .

Speaker 2

You'd all be equal , nobody would ever win . There'd be no discernible factor . Yeah , but I don't know maybe like his mortis .

Speaker 4

Then you guys would totally be the mortis .

Speaker 2

Like Hayden goes to Hayden world . There's like the council of Hayden's .

Speaker 1

Okay , we'd be secretly ruling it . They just wouldn't know it , would you ? Yeah , that's what Morty did .

Speaker 2

Like they'll run like a Hayden like oval office , it's like . It's like I'm president Brandon , this is it . Damn it , mitch .

Speaker 4

He'd be my dick Cheney . That's exactly your fault . Time would be Putin . I .

Speaker 2

Would nuke the United States of Hayden . All right , would you rather be able to use the force ? You have no training whatsoever . You are just force sensitive , so you have to learn , okay , or a wizard like Harry Potter level . You also have no training . You're choosing a base level .

Speaker 4

I feel like there's more continuity with Harry Potter , like you could understand better starting from nothing than you could with Star Wars , where it's just like they montage or just like the next movie .

Speaker 2

So use magic . You need a stick to use the force , you just have to just do it .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 2

So while you stand with your stick , I'm just going to go and snap your neck .

Speaker 4

Yeah , but how do you , how do you learn the force , though ?

Speaker 2

Look , do you want to use a wave of sticky people ? You want to shoot lightning out of your hand ?

Speaker 1

I'll be honest , though , like I could care less about Harry Potter , but it is a lot more versatile than what you could do , so I would definitely take Harry Potter .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it is a versatile .

Speaker 1

That's why it's like almost an eagle , it's like and if I have to learn how to do both , I mean I might as well take the one with the bigger reward at the end .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I think it's , I think it's tick with Harry .

Speaker 2

I go with the force .

Speaker 4

Do I get to go to a school for Harry Potter ? What I ?

Speaker 2

mean you have to be educated .

Speaker 4

So yeah , but you have to do seven years of school . But would I be a 35 year old guy ?

Speaker 2

Yes .

Speaker 4

With a bunch of 11 years .

Speaker 2

Yes , you will be sorted .

Speaker 4

My tiny desk .

Speaker 2

You will be watched heavily because you're going to be in Gryffindor Tower with a bunch of 11 year olds .

Speaker 1

But if you can't beat him with a stick , you just knock him down .

Speaker 4

Just start pushing children .

Speaker 2

What you can't do in magic , you can make up for a Marshall prowess . Oh yeah , boom Is there going to be ?

Speaker 4

what would class Kick that kid ? What would sorting hat ? What would I end up ?

Speaker 2

You probably end up in like Slytherin oh , come on .

Speaker 4

Yeah , he would .

Speaker 1

Come on no no worse .

Speaker 2

Hufflepuff no not .

Speaker 4

Hufflepuff , I would like Ravenclaw . I had a pig . I've always done a test and it puts me in Gryffindor .

Speaker 2

But I did the test , like the Pottermore one . Yeah , the only big , huge site that I got Gryffindor . All right , would you rather be able to use the force ? You have no training whatsoever , you are just force sensitive so you have to learn or a wizard like Harry Potter level ? You also have no training . You're choosing like a base level .

Speaker 4

I feel like there's more continuity with Harry Potter , like you could understand better starting from nothing than you could with Star Wars , where it's just like they montage or just like .

Speaker 2

So you use magic Apparently . You need a stick to use the force , you just have to just do it .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 2

But so while you stand with your stick , I'm just going to go and snap your neck .

Speaker 4

Yeah , but how do you ? How do you learn the force though ?

Speaker 2

Look , do you want to use a wave of sticky people ? You want to shoot lightning out of your hand ?

Speaker 1

I'll be honest , though , like I could care less about Harry Potter , but it is a lot more versatile than what you could do , so I would definitely take Harry Potter .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it is a versatile . That's why . That's why it's like almost an egoistic .

Speaker 1

And if I have to learn how to do both , I mean I might as well take the one with the bigger reward at the end .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I think it's . I think I stick with Harry Potter .

Speaker 2

I go with the force .

Speaker 4

Do I get to go to a school for Harry Potter ?

Speaker 2

I mean you have to be educated . So yeah , you have to do seven years of school .

Speaker 4

Would I be a 35 year old guy ?

Speaker 2

Yes .

Speaker 4

With a bunch of 11 year olds .

Speaker 2

Yes , you will be sorted .

Speaker 4

My tiny desk .

Speaker 2

You will be watched heavily because you're going to be in Gryffindor Tower with a bunch of 11 year olds .

Speaker 1

But if you can't beat him with a stick , you just knock him down .

Speaker 4

That just starts pushing children .

Speaker 2

What you can't do in magic . You can make up for a Marshall prowess .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , boom Is there going to be ?

Speaker 4

what would ?

Speaker 6

class .

Speaker 4

Kick that kid . What would sorting hat ? What would I end up ?

Speaker 2

You probably end up in like Slytherin . Oh come on .

Speaker 4

Yeah , you would

Comparing Continuity in Harry Potter and Star Wars

Come on , no no worse .

Speaker 2

Hufflepuff no not .

Speaker 4

Hufflepuff . I would like Ravenclaw if I had a pick . I've always done a test and it puts me in Gryffindor , but I'd like .

Speaker 2

I did the test , like the Pottermore one . Yeah , the only big , huge site that I got Gryffindor .

Speaker 4

What do you think about this episode , Tom ?

Speaker 2

I think it was an episode .

Speaker 4

Yeah , it was a good episode . I think it was a good episode . We don't need Mitch .

Speaker 2

We don't need him . We can go on our own All right Well we need him . He has all the passwords ?

Speaker 4

He does , Actually . How am I going to upload this Tune in to find out ?

Speaker 2

If you hear this episode , we figured it out . If you didn't , you're listening to this in the apocalypse . We didn't , or did we ?

Speaker 4

Well , look forward to a wonderful year with all you listeners . Goodbye from Mitch , bye .

Speaker 2

Goodbye from Tom Bye .

Speaker 4

Tom , and goodbye from me and goodbye .

Speaker 5

God .

Speaker 3

You are .

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