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Hi , this is Mitch from entertain this . I just want to thank you all for being here for us throughout the year . In this episode here we have a couple of our best or funniest moments throughout the year , so I hope you enjoy .
Welcome to the podcast . Pilgrim , you Squinting intensifies .
The dust blows by .
Big ol hats .
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Hello , welcome to entertain this . My name is Hayden . With me I have Tom hi Tom and man Mitch do you have the crickets button ? Bueller no , that works to . That works . Actually Mitch , I think he's home sick . Unfortunately , mitch is out sick , but we don't need him , he's caught the bronchitis . He's a do anything for this podcast anyways .
No , no he doesn't ?
he's just sits there and just wheezes . But before we get started talking about what we're gonna do for this special episode with me and Tom , social media crap .
Mitch , your column is not gonna answer . Maybe you'll answer . We are live with Mitch Mitch .
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You did good job . You didn't miss a beat that wasn't playing . All right , well , hello , welcome to entertain this . A podcast about movies , tv shows and video games . My name is Hayden , with me have Mitch and time hi time , and today our very special episode is where me and Tom got hit in the head and allowed Mitch to do a wrestling thing .
How's it make you feel ?
You can't set up your own punchline . This is what happens when we let him run everything around here . All right , well , so so ?
wait , did you say drunk with power ?
Thank you for not drinking right now . Tom , I know it anything to do with , you're gonna just like find something . It's like I take a sip of beer blood , blood , alcohol content .
Hello and welcome to entertain this , my name's Mitch , with me .
I have Tom , it's like a Tom I .
Thought it'd be worth it that's funny .
Mitch has like chaotic energy .
He's a natural born sprinter .
Anyways , our social media is entertain this podcastcom , which will take to our Facebook group and page . You also go to our Twitter , which is at this entertain our Instagram , which entertain dot this , and our YouTube and TikTok , which is entertain this exclamation point , not ellipses exclamation point .
He's like they're dead . He's like that old dog that's just like lays asleep .
It's barks away .
I don't know AJ Styles okay .
Edge .
Who you got there , watson . Yeah , there we go . Oops , now , just so everybody at home knows , tom and Hayden have a list of every person we know .
Mitch , yeah they know , we know , okay , we're terrible at this , we didn't want to do it . You get your one a year . Let's get this knocked out , not worry about it ever again .
We'll move on to number nine .
All right , I know who this is . I know this is shut up , can I can ?
I know Once he gets one guess .
Don't care hurry up Roddy Piper no make foley . Yes .
Remember from the car crash noise and sounds like something Mick Foley would do ?
I don't know who Mick Foley is ? Mankind cactus Jack , dude Love . Yeah , tom saying words .
Mitch has made me watch so many documentaries . I'm Mick Foley . Okay , I'm a Mick Foley expert .
He's the one that gets thrown off top of the hell of a cell and through a table and break your shoulder , okay , sure sure , let me tell you how much I hate wrestling .
Alright , I don't hate the people who are involved , I don't hate the marketing or whatever . I get that . It's a successful business . It's just not my cup of tea for entertainment . Mitch actually gave me that list . He texted it to me . He's like here's a what up on top of it , and every time I pulled it up I was like nah , nothing .
Screw you , I figured some shady underhanded nonsense was afoot .
So you know I was for the integrity of the podcast . I couldn't , I couldn't just bring , you know , I don't want to give Tom , you know , you know , disadvantage His younger sister goes after John Wayne and shoots him in the back .
Yeah , what's funny is like John Wayne falls off the horse and he just lay in there . She walks up and he just like rears back and like hits her .
He plays dead and in one arm swipes her legs out from under and just picks up a rifle and eats it into the river and he's like next time you shoot somebody , make sure they're dead .
She's like I thought I'd hit you . She's like yeah , he's like yeah , dead .
I can't believe I miss and he just goes . You didn't miss .
John Wayne of John Wayne get shot , fall off the horse , get up like that .
Get back on the horse . I don't have time for this . I'm John Wayne . After he had to beat the F11 , he's a woman hitter .
It's an equal opportunity .
He's the proponent of domestic violence and I will not stand for it . On this show and your misogynistic views , Don't kink , shame Tom .
It's what they had going for each other . Hit up the . What was the Halloween thing at the Aurora Theater ? Yeah , hit up those people , the same people . That free comic book day thing happened for spirits and spirits event .
We want more booze and more entertain this , more trivia .
Yeah .
More .
Tom , more Mitch , more Hayden .
More Beelzewee strength , more beer no , no .
No more Beelzewees , not for you two .
We don't need any more property damage . I had fun , I know you did , it was fun , yeah , and we promised we would do a .
PowerPoint presentation Death bar .
That was a bad idea . It was . That was a learning experience . That was y'all's too .
I just had to tell them what the history of it was .
I like how they said hey , you guys have what they're like originally , and they said you have like 45 minutes . No we had 20 minutes . No , when we got there , they're like . Hey , you're down to like 15 minutes . They're like , Okay , we went on almost an hour .
And no one stopped us . No , and someone should have .
There was no canes coming to hook us off stage .
No , like you know , just suddenly we're muted , like all the lights go out and they're just like yeah we had the full attention of the audience , whether they liked it or not ? That was an audience held hostage .
Those pity laughs in the background . I was like thank you .
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Standing in a wig shop with my aunt and totally bored , like what am I doing here ? I'm looking out of the window of the shop somewhere in Manhattan , I have no clue where I am and I'm just standing there and I'm literally like a foot away from my face .
John Malcolm is just looking into the into the window of the shop and with his like famous little perky lips Like clearly like looking at wigs . But I'm like he's looking at me like through my soul and I'm like out , frozen , like what in the world ? Like out of all of Manhattan and I've got like my favorite actor like staring at me .
So of course I do with any common person would do . I just followed him , oh yeah . Like followed him for like six blocks . I'm like grabbing my aunt and like we've got to follow me . I'm like talking with my now . And then he's like I want to walk into a restaurant . My aunt
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screamed out and Mr Malcolm , and he actually turned around and I got to like talk to him and time out like an autograph on like a napkin and I got to like geek out and tell him I was like audition for dangerous days on the nice guy .
Yeah , I think he's a little like weirded out , but he was like totally awesome and yeah , I was watching John Malcolm Beach on John Malcolm .
Because , like some of these , like celebrity characters , like some of the funniest things . Like some dude he had met Christopher Walken and he's like , oh hey , Chris , how are you ? And he goes , I'm famous , like that's it .
That's all he said . I remember I I was in the . I was in both out of the family movies . Really Technically , I did the soundtrack of the second one that was in the first one .
Oh , wow .
And in the movie we're like in this play or the talent show , rather , and Christina Ricci has like huge prosthetics . That's like gosh and blood .
I remember that . Yes , I remember that scene . Yeah , one of my favorites .
So during our school hours because nobody could take off any of these prosthetics and stuff we were just watching . She was just like in , in , like we were all being taught you know by our you know on set teacher and and her neck was just , and I just remember being like I love my wires .
How are you supposed to focus ? Are you supposed to pay attention with that , go right through like Look at all that blood . So the culture shock , I would say , of coming from the north to the south . Did you feel a little bit of that going from , you know , new Orleans to New York at all ?
Oh yeah , well , how far up north are you Indiana . Indiana . Okay , like grades of snow , that was a culture shock . I did a score . You know , I was in the background and I was like I've never been to see that much snow when I went up north . So that was a shock before coming from the south , but uh oh yeah it's different . New York is different .
It doesn't get as much but , yeah , culture shock is definitely for sure , yeah , plus the people are jerks , right , yeah , so the people are jerks the smell the constant horn honking .
I'm the only one that's never traveled .
I was born and raised in Georgia and never been above Virginia , never been west of Alabama .
I love it . I know you've never experienced a concrete surfing in New York .
Yeah , all we got in . What we say in Indiana is it's so flat you can watch a dog run away for three days . But , yeah but I mean the lake affects snow over there that's some real snow . We make fun of the New Yorkers when they complain about snow like no six inches , try six feet .
I've stood in like four to six feet of snow at the bus stop on Long Island .
Yeah , well , if you aren't swimming to school , you're not doing it right . So back in my day I had to swim in twenty months to school in the snow and it was a hundred degrees outside . I'm sure that's a different connotation in Louisiana , though . Yeah right , I couldn't imagine like watch your state recede into the ocean ?
Is that like a constant fear for you guys ?
Yeah , it's just like you're eroding , like you hear about it all the time . We're out there , and now it's like there's got like a salt block that was coming . It was like the whole place was going to shut down because salt water is moving up the Mississippi River because there hasn't been enough rain .
Oh man .
Yeah , it's like always something down here .
A whole different universe of problems I couldn't imagine .
Yeah , but now I can point and laugh at all the hurricanes hitting New York . You know , all my friends have made fun of me for being down here .
Yeah .
I made fun of my friends up there .
It's just a gust of wind . You guys will be alright .
Walk it off .
There it is , there it is . Get him a spoon .
Mitch , yeah , yeah ,
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don't don't . Don't just drink that straight up . We're going to help you Get the paper towels .
This is how we treat our guests on this podcast .
We're talking like a pea sized . Oh my god , I'm like mamba .
Did you ?
not know . It was the whole , thing , oh no . Yeah , it's not even apricot . What do you have on there ? What are you going ?
to do .
Put what you're willing to do . Just make sure that the audience really understands your pain and suffering right now .
Luckily I have my .
Oh my god , oh my god yeah .
I put a little bit of that back . Yes , I put a lot of that back there you go .
What Scoville was ? This Is this from .
Have you ever been pepper sprayed before ? Yes , yeah , it's about that much . No , no , no , pepper spray is not that bad .
This is . It's called Satan's Giz , does that not ?
occur it should All right .
I lift that much on them . That's an acceptable amount .
While you're dying , we'll discuss some other things We'll talk amongst ourselves .
All right . So there it goes right there .
One thing that I really liked about this movie . You know , feel free to die in silence , chris , you're holding it together really well . Yeah , gotta be with you . It gets worse , just the heads up .
Oh yeah , coming , coming out , that's later , that's later , oh my gosh , oh my gosh Is anybody got milk .
I wonder why we can't be guest speakers for this podcast . Yeah , he was . Chris was in rare form . He said he's like I'd never get embarrassed and I was like I don't know he was telling me he had like bad stage fright , he couldn't sit around with us .
He wouldn't get there with us , but he would talk to everyone in the middle he like accosted people Like have you ever heard of the greatest podcast of all time . This side of the Mississippi . I mean it helps , yeah , you know he's like promoting people to ask for dancing with the stars . I say sleep is stuff .
I don't know what his fascination was . He was like oh yeah , if they screw up with the podcast , they chug a whole bottle of hot sauce . And I was like Chris , that's not you know , we don't do that . I was like you know .
How McCann survived two world wars and multiple smaller conflicts on three continents and all the planets that Ripley killed aliens at .
those were basically world wars , because that's all that was going on in those worlds at that time .
So Way to justify it .
You do have a point . So my number 10 is Topper Harley .
The hotshots guy .
Hot shots , which is Charlie Sheen , who killed many people .
Yeah , with a chicken ? With a chicken , I mean , he's basically a superhero .
Isn't that the bit where he picks up the bullets and throws them at everybody and they ?
all at the crowd . Okay , so in real world physics . So Ripley's dead , alright , brian Mills , I don't know who that is .
That is Liam Neeson's character I'm taking .
Oh , okay , I can do it .
I can take a premiere .
Alright , got you .
How many Roadhouse movies are there ? One's .
Oh , just one Roadhouse movies . How many Tuken movies are there , tuken Taked ?
How many times did Liam ?
Neeson get taked .
I mean , he did take down a helicopter with a bow and arrow .
Yep . As far as knives , he easily disarmed and hid in plain sight and took out multiple opponents simultaneously .
But he's not finding a helicopter , he's finding John Wick , alright , and I think if you were to compare .
His focus is narrow . We're raking John Wick above the helicopter . Helicopter , oh , machine guns and rockets and missiles .
John Wick , well , sorry , helicopter you had a good run .
If you look at the kill count between the Rambo movies and the John Wick movies , I think John Wick at least doubles the kill count . Anyway , really bad looking puppet slash cartoon bat depending on if the camera is moving because the tennis ball with wings . Yeah , well , that's if the camera's moving . If it's a cartoon ?
They couldn't figure out how to animate a cartoon while the camera's moving , so it's a very still shot .
It's the 1940s .
This was magic at the time .
I just like how .
Could you imagine going back in time and showing them Star Wars ? People's heads would have exploded .
I just like how , bella the ghost , you hold his arms out and it's just like the crappiest morph into the bat . Yeah , and he tweets away or whatever .
People would lose their minds if you showed them a Disney animated movie .
He does make that gay joke in the middle of it and I'm like whoa , that's a 1940s , guys calm down . We're gonna start asking questions .
Well , that was back when , like in the 1940s , of you just like was like that guy's a homosexual everybody .
Wolfman undos the straps on my boy .
Hayden only does well when it's so bad that it's hilarious . When Hayden tries to write a joke , we everybody just stares at him sleep . It's weird now cuz I'm playing .
It's like I'm 30 , so I'm hearing people like in their 30s , early 30s , some 40 , like you hear like that older tone in a voice and they're the ones talking crap , like we never missed a beat , like we're back , like we're just here to give the business to these youths because they need it .
There's a distinct difference between like online anger . You can tell Experienced anger like this guy's seen some things . Yeah or just a frustrated kid like you're just using words .
You heard your dad say one time yeah , on the phone to his buddy , like that while he's out . But playing a game you can play with friends where you are goal oriented with each other unless you're Hayden , where people Invade you every five seconds .
Seriously , it's like you have it like a bounty we played like three or four times with me and a Tom's game and we were fine and we joined Hayden's Soon as we do . Somebody jumps in in the taxes .
Yeah , some dude runs in , does the rivers of blood procs Just stab , like him at sepulchre in front of us and we're just like .
I was wearing like only a loincloth , and that's how you know they're dangerous .
I don't need armor . Oh god , he's wearing a pot on his head . I .
Wondered how the whole Voice monitoring system's gonna work with that , because supposedly you can be banned like permaband .
That from talking . I want to know what NSA thing , because everybody talks crap all .
Exactly like what's called duty . Yeah so like you will never hear the n-word more parameters that they're gonna use here , like you stupid duty head , bad you cotton-headed nitty muggins . Bad , it's like you . Let you blockhead . Hey , macaroni ears , quick camping .
Little bit for your dirty mouth .
Oh , we're at the ship and Hayden's just like come get me and I'm like Probably what ? 200 meters away , his hiding , in pure darkness , in a corner , his lies are such BS like why even lie ?
Just say no , all right , cuz he's like no , I can't get over this . Ledge , mitch , you can totally get you got in there somehow . Get over it , no , I can't . I can't stuck here the game's glitched .
You trap behind the chest , I wall , oh he's so , aside the circle , starts Chloe closing . He's just like you see him run past me and just been like bye .
I'm like okay , See from your guys perspective . You're like , oh hey , it's dead again . I've been dead the whole time . I'm just hoping for a miracle . And you guys are looking at me and just like I'm a starving child , the street urchin on the sea , on the side of the street and you're eating your giant sandwiches in your turkey dinner .
It's just like I can't be bothers share food . I might starve . You know , I was like please , sir , please don't now have some more a morsel . So that's my experience playing call theory .
So the game came out , started playing multiplayer . The progression is slow .
I Feel like the game came out today at Tom's level 20 , but he says the progression is slow .
Well , the progression slow for like XP , for going up ranks , it seems like it's dragging like it should be Like . If I go through like several games and I didn't level up and I'm killing like 20 people each game at least and like taking objectives , I feel like I should be ranking up way quicker .
Personally , hmm , I mean , I get it just came out , maybe the weapons , 20 levels in a day , maybe the weapon progression is slower than it was , and my warfare too .
Maybe it's as good as you used to be , tom . Maybe you just can't level up as fast as you .
I mean , you know , we are better than you was to kill more
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people .
That's true .
See , once you hit 30 you like degrade exponentially , but we're used to it . So we've kind of leveled off , we've plateaued . You're not there yet .
I have to plateau .
Yeah , you gotta learn you gotta dive before you can plateau .
Yeah you watch me go like 15 and oh , before I got dropped . The gun plays seems better , but it also one issue I've seen . It seems like shots just don't connect . Like I'm on target on somebody .
I'm looking at them right through the crosshairs , I'm pulling the trigger , I get like one hit marker but I'm like I'm full auto , but then I get like in Tom , just get good . I .
Looks like .
One V1 me .
I'll one V2 you . I mean . The stats speak for themselves . What stats I have more kills than the two you combined because you started playing the game Like it's 30 , it gets girlfriends . And he's like why am I bad at this game ? Just wait till you have kids .
Visual recoil got cleaned up Mentally all right , we're going to the inside of .
It's a small world ride on Disney World .
David Dunn oh .
That's the guy from unbreakable . Okay , who's like a impervious to literally everything .
Hmm , he could drown and super low isn't .
It's a small world .
Like super strength .
I mean yeah , he was like bench pressing 400 pounds .
It's a lot , a lot time . That's T800 . Yeah .
I mean , I feel like those kinds of punches that's gonna do more than Batman punches .
I don't think so .
Plus the imperviousness of David Dunn's character .
He died in a bucket , like literally only his head was in it , only his face . It's all right .
I know I'm not gonna get . I'm not gonna get best like the the water weakness . So go ahead , just call it Hi .
He dives to the song of children's .
She likes snakes , holly Quinn does and India Jones does there's not snakes in the sewer in New York . Well , maybe she brought her thing with it .
I doubt she . You don't provide your own snakes .
What if she knows that it's Indiana Jones ?
because that's yeah , it was a BYOS fight . Bring your own snakes . Yeah , get out of here . She's Indiana Jones . She throw it on him . And why is ? Like any of Jones is obnoxiously smart ? Will hit women , yeah , not afraid . Not afraid at all , that's his problem .
He's be canceled . He's a humble man okay , then he's gonna try and murder a second woman .
Stop making this about .
I have all the women All right . It's all about a female empowerment , so what's ?
your misogynistic .
BSC get out of here .
As far as we know , zach leave our levy .
Zachary Levi .
Yeah , whatever .
An American name like Levi jeans and stuff like that .
Blue Beatles gonna be Zola Modra dead guy . Yeah , we got from a Cobra Kai .
We should just have somebody pronounce names for Mitch . Hey look , you're the ones that made me read it .
He's from karate kid . That's all I know . Yeah , and that's as far as I know . That's the only ones they're like pretty much confirmed that are gonna be the same .
So gal Gadot's out not necessarily .
They haven't said one way or the other yet .
Ezra Miller hasn't said one way or another .
I think , well , he'll be in prison .
I think it's smart to get rid of Ezra Miller .
I mean they could .
Yeah , I think that would be a wise decision .
I would .
Henry Cavill is like the most Upstanding normal guy out there . People wanted him to be Superman . He commits no felonies . You know he's a nerd . They got rid of him . Why would you keep Ezra Miller ? Who wants to ? I don't know .
To find Hawaii . The dude's trying to live out his fantasy of being the bad guy of Far Cry 5 .
Today we are discussing lots of things such as that , hayden was reminded of .
Read these . We're gonna talk about these . Hey , you ready to talk about the stuff ? What stuff ?
That is a . That's a foreshadowing event of trivia . You know , cuz Tom's gonna wipe the floor with me , I forgot we were doing the stupid . What about man steel trivia ? Yes , yeah , so he watched the movie today . I know that Henry Cavill's in it .
That's why .
I .
Mentioned it before and then I told you last night . I was like it's a very detailed trivia because I watched the movie as I wrote the questions .
Well , jesus , well , we'll cross that bridge In about 30 35
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minute . We could do me and Tom versus you for trivia .
What good does that do me .
Me for seven , while you reap the rewards .
No , I'm still like . I was this close to being caught up with all my punishments , so you're still not . I am .
I am , but after today I'm gonna get slapped .
You can either have be stuck in the adjustment bureau , where you can access the doors , where you can travel in through any doors that you won't do . The Matt Damon movies , you've seen that .
Yes , you know a long time ago .
Yes , we have to wear the hat and he can go through any door right so you can have that ability . You can have Rick's portal gun , or you can have the golden ticket from the last
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action here , where you can go in and out of any movie . So which would you rather ?
have I feel like it .
So , okay , I'm going to , but here's the thing about Rick's portal gun right .
So infinite universes . So there is a Lord of the Rings universe out there .
Yeah , keep in mind . You drop or break the portal gun You're stuck where you're at . You drop or lose the golden ticket You're stuck . You drop or lose the hat You're stuck .
See , I feel like the hat would be easy to lose . Yeah , strong gust of wind .
But the hat . At least you're still on earth and you can get back to your home . So , but still a lame , thing .
I'm kind of high-risk , high reward . Yeah , gonna boom world .
It was the portal gun .
Now I do , I do the portal gun . I would , because you can do anything that the ticket can do with the portal gun and more . You want to go to any book that has been made into a movie .
Does the portal gun require a energy source ? Yes that needs to be replenished . It does that is true .
I don't know how that would work either , so I probably would use it and be like no , I'm stuck , it doesn't work anymore , that's those . I still do the portal gun .
You just immediately go to boo world . No .
I go . I go to a world where you can Christopher Knowles the president , where you can get like infinite portal gun fuel . Guess it's infinite , he's gonna know what it is . Yeah , I go to a world where I I know , since it's infinite , infinite chances , I'll just he's gonna go to Hayden world .
I'm gonna push it , but he's a pain , it's a push . But Hayden's wandering around . It'd be anarchy .
No .
Hate each other . I'm a better head . I'm superior .
I never , ever a chance to call duty plan .
You'd all be equal , nobody would ever win . There'd be no discernible factor . Yeah , but I don't know maybe like his mortis .
Then you guys would totally be the mortis .
Like Hayden goes to Hayden world . There's like the council of Hayden's .
Okay , we'd be secretly ruling it . They just wouldn't know it , would you ? Yeah , that's what Morty did .
Like they'll run like a Hayden like oval office , it's like . It's like I'm president Brandon , this is it . Damn it , mitch .
He'd be my dick Cheney . That's exactly your fault . Time would be Putin . I .
Would nuke the United States of Hayden . All right , would you rather be able to use the force ? You have no training whatsoever . You are just force sensitive , so you have to learn , okay , or a wizard like Harry Potter level . You also have no training . You're choosing a base level .
I feel like there's more continuity with Harry Potter , like you could understand better starting from nothing than you could with Star Wars , where it's just like they montage or just like the next movie .
So use magic . You need a stick to use the force , you just have to just do it .
Yeah .
So while you stand with your stick , I'm just going to go and snap your neck .
Yeah , but how do you , how do you learn the force , though ?
Look , do you want to use a wave of sticky people ? You want to shoot lightning out of your hand ?
I'll be honest , though , like I could care less about Harry Potter , but it is a lot more versatile than what you could do , so I would definitely take Harry Potter .
Yeah , it is a versatile .
That's why it's like almost an eagle , it's like and if I have to learn how to do both , I mean I might as well take the one with the bigger reward at the end .
Yeah , I think it's , I think it's tick with Harry .
I go with the force .
Do I get to go to a school for Harry Potter ? What I ?
mean you have to be educated .
So yeah , but you have to do seven years of school . But would I be a 35 year old guy ?
Yes .
With a bunch of 11 years .
Yes , you will be sorted .
My tiny desk .
You will be watched heavily because you're going to be in Gryffindor Tower with a bunch of 11 year olds .
But if you can't beat him with a stick , you just knock him down .
Just start pushing children .
What you can't do in magic , you can make up for a Marshall prowess . Oh yeah , boom Is there going to be ?
what would class Kick that kid ? What would sorting hat ? What would I end up ?
You probably end up in like Slytherin oh , come on .
Yeah , he would .
Come on no no worse .
Hufflepuff no not .
Hufflepuff , I would like Ravenclaw . I had a pig . I've always done a test and it puts me in Gryffindor .
But I did the test , like the Pottermore one . Yeah , the only big , huge site that I got Gryffindor . All right , would you rather be able to use the force ? You have no training whatsoever , you are just force sensitive so you have to learn or a wizard like Harry Potter level ? You also have no training . You're choosing like a base level .
I feel like there's more continuity with Harry Potter , like you could understand better starting from nothing than you could with Star Wars , where it's just like they montage or just like .
So you use magic Apparently . You need a stick to use the force , you just have to just do it .
Yeah .
But so while you stand with your stick , I'm just going to go and snap your neck .
Yeah , but how do you ? How do you learn the force though ?
Look , do you want to use a wave of sticky people ? You want to shoot lightning out of your hand ?
I'll be honest , though , like I could care less about Harry Potter , but it is a lot more versatile than what you could do , so I would definitely take Harry Potter .
Yeah , it is a versatile . That's why . That's why it's like almost an egoistic .
And if I have to learn how to do both , I mean I might as well take the one with the bigger reward at the end .
Yeah , I think it's . I think I stick with Harry Potter .
I go with the force .
Do I get to go to a school for Harry Potter ?
I mean you have to be educated . So yeah , you have to do seven years of school .
Would I be a 35 year old guy ?
Yes .
With a bunch of 11 year olds .
Yes , you will be sorted .
My tiny desk .
You will be watched heavily because you're going to be in Gryffindor Tower with a bunch of 11 year olds .
But if you can't beat him with a stick , you just knock him down .
That just starts pushing children .
What you can't do in magic . You can make up for a Marshall prowess .
Oh yeah , boom Is there going to be ?
what would ?
class .
Kick that kid . What would sorting hat ? What would I end up ?
You probably end up in like Slytherin . Oh come on .
Yeah , you would
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Come on , no no worse .
Hufflepuff no not .
Hufflepuff . I would like Ravenclaw if I had a pick . I've always done a test and it puts me in Gryffindor , but I'd like .
I did the test , like the Pottermore one . Yeah , the only big , huge site that I got Gryffindor .
What do you think about this episode , Tom ?
I think it was an episode .
Yeah , it was a good episode . I think it was a good episode . We don't need Mitch .
We don't need him . We can go on our own All right Well we need him . He has all the passwords ?
He does , Actually . How am I going to upload this Tune in to find out ?
If you hear this episode , we figured it out . If you didn't , you're listening to this in the apocalypse . We didn't , or did we ?
Well , look forward to a wonderful year with all you listeners . Goodbye from Mitch , bye .
Goodbye from Tom Bye .
Tom , and goodbye from me and goodbye .
God .
You are .
