On this week’s podcast Lucio returns to America with a spring in his step and a willingness to help figure out which fighting game has the worst character roster. We also spend some time discussing recently released tactics games and long-released time zones.
Mar 21, 2018•1 hr 12 min
On this week’s podcast Michael shares his top tips for men aiming to look stylish this season. As if that wasn’t sexy enough he’s also been receiving training in the art of romance thanks to the recently released Super Seducer. Later no one is more surprised to learn that Jay likes Metal Gear Survive than […]
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 13 min
We’ve apparently synced cycles this podcast and rather than talking about video games we were all in the mood to discuss the latest trash films to come along with your Netflix description. Come hear our take on everything from Bright, to Cloverfield, to the wondrous Last Jedi.
Feb 28, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Wow, it’s hard to believe we’ve tolerated each other for over two hundred episodes of the Enemy Slime Podcast. To celebrate this most auspicious occasion we have a special presentation for you. Thanks to everyone who has followed us over the years. It’s been our pleasure to do anything that could possibly be construed as […]
Feb 21, 2018•1 hr 16 min
Well howdy y’all. After a brief hiatus we are back to our regularly scheduled podcast and we begin with a recap of everything that played out in our 2017 GOTY voting sessions. Thanks for everyone who participated in GOTY. We’ll see you fine folks next week for our big 200th episode.
Feb 07, 2018•1 hr 23 min
This week the ever beloved Jason Brown joins us for a that magic time of year when we choose our favorite games from the previous 365 days and then viciously attack one another for our selections. If you don’t feel like waiting to read our lists that will publish during the week this is your […]
Jan 17, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Howdy y’all, we’re back to podcasting in the new year. We’ve got a small crew this week and after spending some time catching up post-holidays we talk about hard hitting stuff like Seersucker Suits, Mario Odyssey, and Assassin’s Creed Origins. Keep an eye on the site as our GOTY coverage is going to start any […]
Jan 10, 2018•1 hr 5 min
As per tradition, our last podcast of the year features responsible drinking and a completely unplanned discussion. From here the podcast will take a seasonal break, returning on January 9th for our GOTY coverage. If you’re a Patreon backer you can still get your podcast fix though as some new collections of pre-shows will drop […]
Dec 20, 2017•1 hr 18 min
Hey you wanna hear about video games? What about inventors who accidentally killed themselves with the very thing they invented? Well if that second one grabbed you this week’s podcast is almost certainly gonna be the one for you. We mostly shoot the breeze this episode, taking advantage of the lull in gaming that December […]
Dec 13, 2017•1 hr 22 min
Violence and video games have a long complicated history with each other and it’s a subject Lucio, Michael, and Jared are all too happy to unpack. Is violence essential to gaming? Do you have a constitutional right to build a giant killer mech in your home? We solve all of these mysteries and more in […]
Dec 06, 2017•1 hr 25 min
Sex! Maybe you’ve had it, maybe you’ve seen it on TV, maybe you just heard your parents talking about how your dad isn’t very good at it while they were in the other room and thought you couldn’t hear. Well regardless of your affiliation with it, it’s undoubtedly the hit new craze that’s sweeping the […]
Nov 29, 2017•1 hr 15 min
You can’t throw a rock these days without hitting an outraged Star Wars Battlefront 2 fan these days. Unless of course you throw your rock on the Enemy Slime Podcast where the only thing we love more than Battlefront 2 is EA’s incredible CEO. Hot damn! Come with Doug and Jared as we explore what […]
Nov 15, 2017•1 hr 8 min
After a brief break for the holiday we are back with lots to talk about this week. We discuss the recent run of studio closures and layoffs over the last couple weeks. Jay and Lucio have a fine time killing Nazis in Wolfenstein II. Trevor is deeply disappointed by Destiny 2, while conversely Jared plays […]
Nov 08, 2017•1 hr 29 min
On this week’s podcast we talk about the death of single player games, and Lego Dimensions. After inventing a brand new “toys to life” franchise we also spend some time talking about South Park: The Fractured But Whole, and Doki Doki Literature Club.
Oct 25, 2017•1 hr 17 min
On this week’s podcast we reflect on an entire week spent with Shadow of War. Michael and Jared play Cuphead on its hardest difficulty like real men, and we pour one out for Visceral, the latest studio to be ruined by Electronic Arts.
Oct 18, 2017•1 hr 7 min
On this week’s podcast we talk about preliminary thoughts on Shadow of War. Jared talks about his love of griefing children in online games, finally catches up on Stardew Valley, and wraps up his time with Steamworld Dig 2.
Oct 11, 2017•1 hr 12 min
This week’s podcast is mostly business as after a two week hiatus we’ve mostly done nothing but play great games. Michael and Jared discuss Hob, Trevor fills us in on his time with Ruiner, Lucio and Jared both discuss the recently released Metroid Returns. September was a very kind month, do yourself a favor and […]
Oct 04, 2017•1 hr 16 min
On this week’s podcast Doug and Jared reflect on their closing moments at PAX. Then we have a nice reminiscing session on PSX era JRPGs. Come sit by the fire, pop a Werther’s Original, and remember the good old days with us, won’t you?
Sep 13, 2017•1 hr 10 min
This year’s PAX afforded us the rare opportunity to sit down and have a live podcast without any remote attendees. Come listen to us talk about the games we enjoyed and the public transit we avoided.
Sep 06, 2017•1 hr 36 min
On this week’s podcast, Jay celebrates his birth by eating America’s national dish. Trevor tells us about the past week he spent with Absolver. Jay offers his thoughts on both Splatoon 2 and his recently acquired Switch. Jared finally finishes Uncharted’s DLC. Oh and Lucio is back! Lucio everyone!
Aug 30, 2017•1 hr 21 min
Following a heated discussion on Japanese desserts we spend this week’s podcast talking about two new releases. Michael and Jared spend some time with the somewhat inessential Nidhogg 2. Jared spends a little bit of time with Uncharted’s latest installment. Here’s a picture of an anthropomorphic cat selling Orange Soda….yeah it’s relevant.
Aug 23, 2017•1 hr 8 min
Uhhhh..I don’t know how to explain this to you guys. See…someone made a Sonic game, and uh, it isn’t a steaming pile of garbage. Nonono don’t panic, everything’s okay, I was just as surprised as you, but it’s been a few hours now and we haven’t noticed any other apocalyptic signs. Anyway after spending some […]
Aug 16, 2017•1 hr 24 min
On this week’s podcast we discuss the drama surrounding the recently released Hellblade. Jared opens up his very own slime ranch and joins an endlessly diverse space station crew. Trevor tries out the early access title, Northgard.
Aug 09, 2017•1 hr 8 min
On this week’s podcast Jay gripes about Hollow Knight’s insistence that it pretend to be Dark Souls. Doug can’t figure out if Final Fantasy XII is actually good, or if it just seems that way when compared to everything else that’s happened in the series since. Trevor and Lucio have a difference of opinion when […]
Aug 02, 2017•1 hr 21 min
On this week’s podcast we have a excessively lengthy and long overdue discussion about meat. Michael finishes Beat Cop. Lucio finally gets to talk about Street Fighter V’s incredible new fighter, and Jared finally joins the Persona 5 bandwagon. Oh and here’s this week’s visual aids:
Jul 26, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Thanks in part to his notoriously difficult personality Jason Brown is known as the Dark Souls of podcast guests, and he’s kind enough to join us today as we explore the wide world of game modding. Michael finally gets around to playing Horizon: Zero Dawn, and Jay finally dips into Breath Of The Wild. Oh […]
Jul 12, 2017•1 hr 32 min
On this week’s podcast we are pleased to welcome our old friend Theresa Duringer back to the show. Her latest project (a PC port of the popular board game Race for the Galaxy) just landed on Steam this week and we spend most of our time picking her brain about what it was like to […]
Jun 28, 2017•1 hr 32 min
On this week’s podcast we play everyone’s second favorite hit new game that’s sweeping the nation. Lucio spends some time with the recently re-released Vanquish and Jared finds that not even limbs made of ramen noodles can save Arms.
Jun 21, 2017•1 hr 8 min
Well here we are folks, another E3 for the record books. Fallout 4 VR looks incredible but tragically we saved our money this year and stayed home from the show. Instead we discuss our most anticipated (but mostly least anticipated) titles to come out of the show.
Jun 14, 2017•1 hr 11 min
We’re heading into the throes of summer, which means aside form the news cycle that will spawn from E3 things have generally slowed to a crawl. We’re not playing anything new this week, mostly just shooting the breeze. There’s some updates and The Surge, Prey, and a little bit of chat about the latest Pokemon […]
Jun 07, 2017•1 hr 10 min