It’s time once more dear friends to join our fellowship of um…fellows, as they traipse into the highly politicized town of New Jacksonburg, and its nearby putrid Swamp-town Stinkburg (or whatever it was called). Will Balsa Basswood answer for his many crimes? Can trees be resurrected? All the definitive and most scientific answers are here, ready for your consumption!
Well howdy there y’all. We’re back once again with the exciting conclusion to last week’s roleplaying session. Will the party escape the ghostly apparition of the Checkered Knight? Will that knight whose name I can’t spell be brought to justice? Well all those answers and more are waiting for you when you press play on this baby.
Everyone’s favorite adventurers are back. Well not all of them, but most of them! Oh, your only favorite was Balsa Basswood? Well…hmmmm… Come listen anyway as a quest to find the lovable cabinet maker quickly goes south. There’s murder, ghosts, and world class espionage all just waiting for your meaty ear holes.
We’re back to business as usual this week. Well…sort of. It sounds like a lot of you enjoyed our deviation in subject matter last episode, and we have every intention of returning to our ongoing roleplaying adventures. But this week presents us with the rare opportunity to talk about a game all the participants have played. So if you’d like to hear a little bit about Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, then buckle on up.
I’ll be candid and just say that after 228 episodes of this podcast, I recently found myself in pretty dire need of a change of pace. If you’re a longtime listener perhaps you feel the same way. Long story short, I’ve talked our gang into trying something new. This week we’re deviating from our normal fare to present you with something completely unrelated to video games. You know maybe it’s easier if you just listen for yourself. Like what you hear? Let us know. Hate everything about this chang...
Well hello there, it’s been a little bit since we’ve seen each other. How have you been? Oh we’ve been very well, just playing a little bit of Apex Legends, Wargroove, and Shantae. Oh but then there is Jay who has also had the colossal misfortune of playing Kingdom Hearts 3…. Sometimes no news is good news.
Our game of the year coverage is still somewhat in the air but that doesn’t stop the Enemy Slime Podcast from returning in the new year of our lord 2019. In this episode we speculate about some games on the horizon. What Metacritic score will Death Stranding get if it ever comes out? Lucio has some ideas.
Do you like dancing? Would you pay 90 dollars to dance as your favorite sexy anime teen? Well Jay will happily tell you why you shouldn’t do that. Or should? I don’t know man, do whatever feels right.
Well we’ve been off for a few weeks and have something of a backlog of games to potentially talk about. What did we do instead? Spent all our time talking about furries and the horrifying new Sonic The Hedgehog movie. Bon Appetit!
Honestly if Blizzard hadn’t messed up in one of the most profound ways imaginable I probably wouldn’t have even known that Blizzcon happened. And I certainly wouldn’t have planned on having a podcast that’s almost entirely devoted to it. But here we are. Do you have a phone? Blizzard needs to know. Would you like to play Diablo on said phone? Well…that’s not the answer they were hoping for…
It’s a…well not particularly spooky podcast this week in spite of it being Halloween. We spend a healthy amount of time reminiscing on trick or treating as kids and wondering where society went so deeply and profoundly wrong. Speaking of deeply and profoundly wrong, wait til you hear Jay’s thoughts on Red Dead Redemption 2! […]
Rockstar caused quite a ruckus in the last couple weeks when Dan Houser mistakenly mentioned how hard the company was working to get Red Dead Redemption 2 pushed out the door. So this week we spend a little time examining the ever-derided concept of crunch time in the games industry. Can you make a great […]
Ah the joys of fall. Good games are on the release by the week and this week both Jay and Lucio have spent some time with some promising titles. Lucio tells us a little about the Fist Of The North Star / Yakuza crossover. Though we’ve discussed the game before this is the first time […]
Great news everyone! Telltale Games went out of business! I mean, it’s not great news for the hundreds of people they fired without severance or benefits. That parts a bummer, but focusing on that detail really undermines the really important thing: we were right! For years we’ve been saying Telltale’s product was inferior and their […]
Spider-Man is here! You’re playing it, everyone on your Playstation friends list is playing it. Or maybe you don’t have a Playstation and you’re just fuming about how you can’t play it. Well if you want to live vicariously through us now’s your chance to listen to what we think of it. Also, Michael preserves […]
There’s a deluge of game releases right around the corner, so there’s a chance this is our last podcast for a little while where we can just shoot the breeze. And boy what a breeze it is, we cover everything from donating to charities, to adopting senior pets, to that mysterious man at the “store” […]
Maps, hobo nickels, the Iranian revolution. We’ve got a lot to unpack on this week’s remarkably off-topic podcast. How do you connect Argentina to Star Wars? It’s easier than you think. Come do some mental gymnastics with us on this exciting episode. Oh we played Graveyard Keeper too..
We’re back from a brief hiatus this week and ready to talk about all the latest games, and…wait…what’s this? There actually are games? Yes that’s right folks, summer is starting to wrap up and the deluge of fall titles is nearly upon us. This week Jay blows his allowance on We Happy Few, while Jared […]
We are back after taking a week off for an imaginary holiday that only one of the 49 states celebrates. Lucio returns, having spent his non-holiday time playing some games that actually came out within the last calendar year. Jared meanwhile finally clears out some of his old backlog and actually gets around to taking […]
Longtime (or likely even short time) listeners will know that as much as we love video games, so too do we love food. Today the two are married in holy matrimony in our podcast as we debate the top ten iconic video game foods of all time. You can view our list below but really […]
We’re now here in the bleak midst of summer where little to not games are releasing and we find ourselves choked for discussion topics. This week we make a last minute discussion to talk about canceled projects. Everything from the notoriously bad Fable Legends to the notoriously sexy Thrill Kill is covered in this thriller […]
Happy Birthday America! On this week’s podcast we celebrate by systematically choosing the ten most patriotic games of all time! I’ve included the list here for archiving’s sake but I’d also encourage you to skip it and just listen to the podcast. Also for some reason that still remains murky Michael shows up and explains […]
On this week’s podcast, after we casually create the ultimate action movie crossover series we move on to a retelling of how we spent seven hours together sailing through the ocean on a patriotic raft. Jay finally gets to be the octopus of his dreams while Michael and Jared move into the enterprising world of […]
Another year brings us another E3. Despite it feeling like most of the show’s heaviest hitters won’t be landing until next year (or even later) we spend this week wading through what got our blood pumping and also what made us wish we were dead. Are we all super hyped for Fallout 76? You can […]
On this week’s podcast Lucio lets his children roam the streets fighting, Jared’s sheer curiosity gets the best of him and he winds up buying yet another David Cage game, and the whole gang builds a mess of tree houses and ziplines in The Forest.
Since returning from Japan we’ve talked several times about doing a podcast focused around travel. Well the current games schedule is slow enough that this felt like the right week to do just that. We’re not completely disconnected from games, Michael has some great titles for our deeply desired Gex reboot for example. But now […]
On this week’s podcast Jared details his hypothetical and definitely not real Nintendo Labo and Amiibo collection torture basement. Michael lives on what might be an island with some cannibals, and somehow gets both Jared and Jay to agree to join him. Finally Jared lives his age-old dream of forcing children to become doctors in […]
Back from a lengthy stay in the far east Michael and Jared return to tell of the numerous products they picked up while they were there. Michael explains why you might not want to import the Fist Of The North Star Japanese edition, while Jared panics that at the possibility that his copy of God […]
On this week’s podcast we react to Shadow of War’s removal of microtransactions and speculate on what this new trend could mean for the industry in general. Afterwards it’s time for us to dive deeper into some of the games we discussed last week. Michael and Jared finish A Way Out, while Jay and Jared […]
On this week’s episode we forge a bold new feud with a famous video game personality as we delve into Sea of Thieves’ many failings. Jared and Michael escape from prison in A Way Out before we all take a little vacation in the beautiful mountain air that only Montana can provide by way of […]
