My Saturn Return Ruined My Life Pt.2

Alright, besties—buckle up because this week, I’m giving you the rundown on the last two weeks of my chaotic little life. We’re talking Skinny TikTok, exes rising from the dead like it’s a zombie apocalypse, and this Venus retrograde dragging me through the mud. They always say ‘they’ll come back,’ but damn—did they all have a group chat about it?

Also, let’s get real about weight loss. It’s a journey, not a straight line—more like a drunk Uber driver taking the scenic route. And of course, I’m still surviving my Saturn return, which will be over soon… but not soon enough. Tune in, grab a snack (or a cocktail, I won’t judge), and let’s get into it!