the oscars happened! and no, we did not witness the plot of the substance play out before us! today, we're talking about my reaction to the oscars and my reaction to the mindless internet discourse that followed and then we're taking a few audience submissions about men feeling entitled to objectification and an update to a submission over a year later! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm 28 and i feel different now 06:55 – my oscars reactions... 23:28 – mikey madison winning isn't the plot of the substanc...
Mar 08, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 107
in today's episode, we're chatting about being vacation famous, "fixing" singlehood (eye roll), timothée chalamet's sag award speech and the public response to him saying he wants to be one of the greats, and some daydream fuel like seeing your crushes bedroom as a teenager. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – being vacation famous 10:58 – "fixing" singlehood and rolling my eyes 21:33 – alamo is on strike! don't cross the picket line! 26:59 – timothée chalamet and being "too ambitious" 45:36 – being "rude" to ...
Feb 28, 2025•58 min•Ep. 106
a late episode! i was on vacation with my family last week and my wifi was just terrible so this is last weeks episode, a few days late now that i'm back home and on my own sweet, sweet, high-speed internet connection. in today's episode, we're chatting about the nasty marketing jobs of weight loss supplements, the pressure to be sexually active at all times , and the possibility vs. inability of being friends with an ex-something or other. lots to say! let's jump in! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – my osc...
Feb 25, 2025•59 min•Ep. 105
hi lover girls! apologies for the wonky auto focus in today's episode but TODAY, we're chatting about grand gestures and some reflections i've had around them and my type A personality this week lol then we're getting into submissions about feeling doubt in a relationship, when to know it's time to break up, and what counts as "talking shit". let's go!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – happy snow day! 08:06 – grand gestures and chilling the f*ck out 29:07 – what counts as "talking shit" 36:40 – having doub...
Feb 13, 2025•50 min•Ep. 104
this week, we're talking about snarkers, internet hot takes, and the idea of changing ourselves in the pursuit of love (and "friends" who convince us we have to be different in order to find that tenderness). it's a passionate episode! i've got things to say! strap in! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – how lucky are we to be alive at the same time as LADY GAGA? 04:31 – snarkers are deranged 19:25 – friend told submitter they "needed to lose weight to date" 🍅 🍅 🍅 56:30 – "the right relationship timeline" a...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 103
Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today oscar nominations are behind us... nothing but rage fills my body... today, we're joined by sunshine in human form, avary, to chat all things oscar noms, maintaining long distance besties, and the state of commitment in the current dating landscape. check out the post-show on patreon for an even longer chat about our pursuit for beauty and how it's making us lonelier as i chat through my thoughts o...
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 102
fleeting flirting! living romantically! existing in a constant state of romancing your friends because life is short! and we should cuddle more! in today's episode we're talking about needing to be around more romantics, reacting to a follow up submission from TWO YEARS AGO following a bf that refuses to pleasure his gf, and chatting about post-adoption jitters and the use of AI in potentially oscar nominated movies... let's GO!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – take care of yourself pls 06:30 – meet rock,...
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 101
Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today welcome back for SEASON FOUR of EMOTIONALLY ONLINE!!! and this time... we've got a headquarters ready to be established... the patreon is live!! the group chat is HERE!! and the podcast after show is already kicking!!! in today's episode, we're catching up on our weeks apart, talking new years bad body image content, reclaiming the power of choice in our relationships, and remembering that you prob...
Jan 16, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 100
welcome one and all to the first ever, LOVER GIRLS AWARDS!!! nominated by you, voted by you, announced by me (and a few special guests). thank you guys so much for such an incredible year, i'm living in a dream! and i never forget it! thank you for being here and letting me do what i love every single day of my life. let's do it again next year, shall we? season 4 returns on january 16th! 💌 lover girls worldwide end of year feedback form! https://forms.gle/8K6SxGVppXSFjUri9 🪩 join the lover gi...
Dec 27, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 99
in today's episode, we're talking about an app on my phone that's destroying my life, continuing to reflect on my desire to feel protected in relationships, and then! the politics of public friendship fall outs, a vague commentary on the brianna chickenfry x grace o'malley friend breakup that's been all over my for you page this week. let's chat!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – this app is ruining my life 04:30 – i didn't realize this was a hot take 09:20 – re: feeling protected in partnerships 30:27 – th...
Dec 20, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 98
lover girls ASSEMBLE... today, we're being haters (and we're half joking but we're also so serious) and we're talking about relationship hoppers, the worst songs of all time, ex classmates chiming in a decade later, and then we're getting sweet and talking about queer discovery and some insecurities of mine that have popped up along the way lol we have range, mama! this is the beauty of the sleepover! 🏆 LOVER GIRLS AWARDS VOTING: https://forms.gle/W5mwN1yv5hykuZhz8 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – followed...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 97
For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit https://UncommonGoods.com/emotionallyonline in today's episode, we're offering a critique of babies on planes, an insight into becoming less tech savy post-internet breaks, a release after going off birth control, and a rant about the death of personal style... strap in! 🏆 lover girl awards nominations form: https://forms.gle/TZhYovFgYUKD8H4n7 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – life recap 04:30 – babies on planes etiquette 09:24 – in my boomer e...
Dec 06, 2024•58 min•Ep. 96
a mini episode! i had limited time this week with the holiday but still wanted to get an episode together for you guys to talk wicked, being type cast as a villain, and the difference between call outs and call ins. love u, hope ur all having a relaxing weekend with people you love TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the tooniest time of year 04:15 – i saw WICKED 11:12 – oscars predictions 13:51 – fine, type cast me as your villain 21:41 – THE LOVER GIRL AWARDS 24:07 – call outs vs. call ins 🪩 join the lover ...
Nov 29, 2024•33 min•Ep. 95
For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit https://UncommonGoods.com/emotionallyonline lover girls worldwide assemble! today, we're talking spotify wrapped predictions, going through an emotionally chaotic time and taking several submissions about friendship breakups and how to navigate them. i hope you're relaxing this weekend! mwah! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – spotify wrapped predictions 10:36 – eager for awards season 19:12 – inspired AND overwhelmed 24:21 – friendship breakups ...
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 94
hope you've been taking care of yourself in the wake of well... everything. today, we're talking about all of it: the election, feminine rage, and why we're reprimanded for our lack of empathy towards misogynists (i'll give you a hint...🙄) if you need a break from all of this, please take that break. but if you need to rage, let's rage. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – hi 02:30 – election night 05:05 – a list of people who should unfollow me 13:40 – i feel a lot of anger 16:08 – transphobia in blue states ...
Nov 17, 2024•59 min•Ep. 93
For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit www.UncommonGoods.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE girl, it's emotionally online time girl... and this week, we're joined again by one of my favorite people, the illustrious MEG RUOCCO! i've been dying to have meg back on the podcast so we can talk about my venture back onto tiktok, why men aren't allowed to say they have a type anymore, and indulge in your audience submissions about hating your best friends boyfriend, watching your friends cr...
Nov 01, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 92
jury duty may have kept us separated for a week but NO LONGER, I'M BACK ON THE MIC! and we have so much to talk about! today, we're reminiscing on my teenage fangirl era and chatting about the loss of liam payne. we're talking about bringing back shame, being a girls girl, and rolling our eyes at people that ask the dreaded, "are you dating right now?" question. grab your snack and a little bev, the show is about to begin!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i survived jury duty 08:59 – ladle was adopted! 11:...
Oct 26, 2024•56 min•Ep. 91
it’s october! but are we feeling the fall season yet? today, we’re chatting about halloween horrors of years past, i give my formal review of joker 2, and we dive into a long conversation about AI, the current state of the creator landscape, and the importance (or lack thereof) of popularity metrics. i’m on a train to go see one of my high school besties get married this weekend and celebrate love for 3 days straight. smooch your pets for me, mwah! xx TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – halloween trauma 17:18 ...
Oct 13, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 90
lover girls! we're gushing! mostly about lady gaga this week (deserved) but also about the substance, my sweet angel fosters, and choosing to be childless. i'm writing this description as i'm getting ready to go spend time with my parents this weekend while they're visiting new york. hug your people for me, mwah! xx TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – kitty updates 06:45 – shoutout to the lover gxrls 09:12 – digitizing my closet 14:43 – movie review: strange darling (SPOILERS + TW: SA) 29:56 – the substance an...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 89
cried while filming this and then cried again while editing it... WHY CAN'T I STOP TIME??? WHY IS IT ALL MOVING SO FAST??? today i'm chatting (crying) about getting older, mourning the eras where family and friends lived closer, and worrying about what the future holds and how we'll all remain intertwined when things get more different. from crying to my therapist, to crying to my dad, to crying for your listening pleasure... this is emotionally online baby! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i would die for ...
Sep 28, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 88
it's been a long september already folks, a month full of bad periods, reflections on friendship, and two of the cutest foster kittens the world has ever known. today, we're talking about some of your recent friendship conflicts, the ethics of having sex with someone who's anti-feminist, and what we've learned from witnessing chappell roan set boundaries with her audience. lots to discuss! strap in! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bad periods are haunting me 06:17 – submissions begin! 06:25 – my besties/ro...
Sep 16, 2024•45 min•Ep. 87
check your voter registration, register to vote, and learn what's on the ballot for you: https://www.vote.org/ donate to operation olive branch: https://www.gofundme.com/f/operationolivebranch after being entrenched in american propaganda for a week, i'm happy to be home and deep in processing of all that i observed and all that i'm anticipating as we move through this election cycle. today, i'm chatting through some reflections being one of the creators invited to experience the DNC for myself ...
Sep 06, 2024•53 min•Ep. 86
this week, we're catching up on my few weeks away! we're talking psychic grifters, being a mini golf prodigy, and getting ready to head to the DNC in just a few short days. in the submission box this week, we're digging into our insecurities, chatting big areolas, and whether or not it's a big deal to be so sentimental! love ya! thanks for being here! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – back from maine! 01:46 – overheating 04:55 – old women driving cybertrucks 06:42 – mini golf champ 09:02 – psychic grifters 1...
Aug 17, 2024•53 min•Ep. 85
i'm writing to you from york beach, maine!! watching the waves crash outside of my window for one final day before heading back to new york tomorrow. today's episode is all about red flag reflections, how audiences get caught up in delivering justice to collaborators of people like cody ko, the love island finale, and a farewell to miss moldy mae!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – foster life reflections 09:34 – i've never been in a relationship, is this a red flag? 21:55 – collaborators speaking out: cody...
Aug 10, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 84
robbie's back on the pod to celebrate the hard launch of our latest favorite word: celibatuationships. today we're nailing down the boundaries of what it means to be in a celibatuationship, reminiscing on our former crushes that made it into our mount crushmores, and confirming that brat summer is a flirty summer. join the email list for the crete trip: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/greece/greece-with-maddie-dragsbaek-jun-2025 tickets to robbie's august and september shows: https://thepit.my...
Jul 26, 2024•2 hr 7 min•Ep. 83
after taking an unexpected hiatus to take care of some stuff in my personal life, i'm back and ready to talk about well... everything! some life updates from me, my opinions on the hottest horror movies of the summer, a breakdown of the cody ko situation and how the internet chooses to treat "unlikable women", followed by of course, some love island recap catch up. sorry for two weeks without the pod! go smooch your pets for me! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – life updates 03:51 – longlegs vs. maxxxine 17:...
Jul 20, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 82
i'm back in brooklyn and boy do we have things to catch up on! i've got some reflections for me and some questions for you when it comes to the community we're building over here and i'm dying for your input!! then we're chatting about coming out as bisexual while in a relationship, dating someone with opposing political views, and how your fear of singlehood is holding you back!! topping it off, of course, by discussing the last 2 weeks of love island... CAN'T WAIT BABES TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – ca...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 81
writing this to you as i'm FINALLY sitting back at my desk in brooklyn! i was in spain, then i got home and immediately went off to a friend's bachelorette so my time to edit has been limited but I'M BACK! and i've been filming so much content for y'all so strap in!! this week, we're talking about my joey chestnut fixation, the line between what your partner should intuitively know and what you should tell them, sharing a bed with friends while in a relationship, and how to be a good friend to y...
Jun 25, 2024•2 hr 30 min•Ep. 80
hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – cat therapy 10:00 – submissions begin! 10:10 – reopening doors previously closed 13:35 – jealous of my boyfriends girl best friend 22:05 – girlfriend said her love was conditional on my weight 33:26 – LOVE...
Jun 07, 2024•57 min•Ep. 79
summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – fostering updates 12:24 – traveling to spain with some of the lovers soon :) 16:48 – yearning girls worldwide playlist is HERE!!! 17:53 – brits vs. american...
May 31, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 78
