Emotional Slut

Welcome to Emotional Slut! The NSFW podcast where comedians Woody Fu and SJ Son divulge their latest emotional and sexual outbursts. Speaking on behalf of all 4.5 billion Asians, they chat about sex, racism, their adorbs/frustrating immigrant parents, and break down audience-submitted dating stories. Why? So they can feel less repressed, more seen, and more shamelessly horny. “SJ and Woody are the true Asian Saviors.” - Matt Damon // sjandwoody.com // insta @sjsonmyson @woodyfu @sjandwoody 🥵🎎🥇

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Episodes

S3E3: Woody Gets Engaged!

• Haggling at the Diamond District & Korean Fish Market • Woody’s engagement story • SJ on Netflix’s Kaleidoscope / See our live solo shows at the Magnet Theater in NY on Jan 20, 10pm! magnettheater.com/show/57017

Jan 05, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 3

S3E2: Cat Eye Makeup = OG Asian

/ This episode! • Cat eye makeup + Indigo shirts • AnimeNosebleedSupercut.wmv • SJ&W in commercials • Xmas Gifts 4 moms / Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Dec 23, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 2

S3E1: Taylor Swift <3 Simu Liu???

This episode! • Breaking the Buffalo Exchange Cycle of Shame • SJ’s 48 hour hangover • Taylor Swift’s secret hookup with Simu Liu / Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Dec 05, 2022•53 min•Season 3Ep. 1

S2E4: Parental Transference & WOULDJA BUY IT???

This episode! • Woody has another Emo Slut moment of PARENTAL TRANSFERENCE • Feeling guilty for wanting White People Things • $1000 Gucci Shoes Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Apr 28, 2021•1 hr 1 min

S2E3: 복잡해 vs 复杂 & Parents Are Human

This episode! • The Parents Are Human blog • 복잡해 vs 复杂 / “Too Complicated” • Sex in Public Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Apr 13, 2021•47 min

S2E2: SJ’s New Boo & Bruce Lee

This episode! • SJ’s love life update! • Hating on Asian women for dating White guys • We fix "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Mar 30, 2021•51 min

S2E1: Season 2 Premiere!

This episode! • Anti-Asian Hate Protest Recap • Our new segment Cold Read! • Emotional Slut Confessions™️ Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Mar 24, 2021•53 min•Season 2Ep. 1

S1E9: Chinese Jesus - A Very Special Season Finale!

This episode! • SJ aspires to be a Church Asian • Why was there such a delay since the last episode? The reason may surprise you! (boner sound) // sjandwoody.com

Nov 03, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 9

S1E8: The Dong Ruler + Fu Family History

This episode! • Woody shares an excerpt from his book Pa-Chinese-Yo • SJ tells the tale of Cat Hospital Ass Finger Guy (Part 2) / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Sep 30, 2020•46 min

S1E7: AZN moms Love Dyson + Red Hot Korean Peppers

This episode! • Woody + SJ talk about #asians4therapy • Woody has an emasculating meltdown buying the new Adrian Tomine book / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Sep 21, 2020•54 min

S1E6.5: Return of the Hot Woke Asian

This episode! • SJ sings about how she wants a Hot Woke Asian • An unreleased Emotional Slut confession from the vaults / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

Sep 14, 2020•11 min

S1E6: Woody's Toxic Masculinity + The 2 Types of Korean Men

This episode! • Woody explores the roots of his own toxic masculinity • SJ + Woody recount their friendcation to the Poconos • Woody breaks down the 2 types of Korean men: which one are you? / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! Insta @sjandwoody

Sep 07, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 6

S1E5: Catching Quarantine Dick Pt 2 + Marion CotiYOLO

This episode! • SJ finally catches Quarantine Dick… and gets heartbroken • We break down a brand new Emotional Slut confession • The continuing adventures of DJ Royalty Free and his long-suffering girlfriend Catherine // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! Insta @sjandwoody

Aug 31, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 5

S1E4: Getting Gaslit By Immigrant Asians + Chinese Masseuse Zaddies

This episode! • #chinesemovers help Woody move apartments • #chinesemasseuse zaddy goes to town on SJ's back • We break down an epic Emotional Slut confession // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody 🥵🥵🥵

Aug 24, 2020•43 min•Season 1Ep. 4

S1E3: Female Incels + Remantling the Asian Patriarchy

In this episode! • SJ and Woody audition for a commercial together • SJ embarks on her bicurious journey • Woody's dad would like a grandson • 2x Emotional Slut confessions from one listener! // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody

Aug 02, 2020•44 min•Season 1Ep. 3

S1E2: Catching Quarantine Dick

In this episode! • Woody's dad solves police racism • SJ's mom weighs in on Hot Woke Asian • SJ's quarantine romance woes • More anonymous Emotional Slut confessions! // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody

Aug 02, 2020•44 min•Season 1Ep. 2

S1E1: Asian Parents + BLM / Making Police read Cathy Park Hong

In this premiere episode! • We define Emotional Slut • Woody talks to his immigrant dad about BLM • SJ screams about racist police officers bullying AZN women • We break down listener stories about sex/dating // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody

Jul 31, 2020•34 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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