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Jun 28, 20212 min
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Episode description

Emergency Intercom, a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent) 

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Oh my god, Drew. Okay, no, you better not be calling about this goddamn podcast.

Speaker 2

This is about the podcast. I really, really really think we should do it, and.

Speaker 1

I already told you I don't think anybody wants to hear it anymore.

Speaker 2

I think everyone wants to hear it. And imagine how funny would be.

Speaker 3

Who are the Blueprint?

Speaker 4

I'm gonna write like the shape of water, but about a shark, and I'm gonna fuck a shark. Girl.

Speaker 2

You can't do that?

Speaker 4

Why can't I fuck a shark?

Speaker 2

Like I'm not.

Speaker 3

Saying a twelve year old kid deserves or however old ten year old kid deserves a knife to be pulled on him for being annoying, But like, sometimes it works, because it definitely works.

Speaker 4

Gender reveal from Baha Blast?

Speaker 2

What is the gender of a Baha Blast?

Speaker 4

You asked me this on the couch the other day?

Speaker 1

Yes?

Speaker 4

Is this like discourse online or no?

Speaker 3

This is just something I thought about.

Speaker 2

Okay, so it's about to be discords. How the fuck did you just do that? Time is an illusion? Nothing is real, The past hasn't happened.

Speaker 1

No, stop for real.

Speaker 2

How did you do that? We're one stream of consciousness.

Speaker 1

We don't no, fine, no stop, because now you're scarying me. So I'll just do it because I don't fine cool. I do want to rename it, though, what are we gonna call it? I don't know, Just like if I have to think of something like really good on the spot, probably be like emergency Intercolm podcast. No podcast that.

Speaker 2

Was really terrible, like you should never I.

Speaker 1

Thought you were gonna say it was good. Because we don't have a jingle, so that could be the jingle.

Speaker 2

Off the top of my head, I'm thinking something like do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 1

Okay, now we'll just get someone to make us a jingle.

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