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Your Restaurant Is Making Me Burp

Dec 28, 20234 min
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Episode description

Maria owns a restaurant and is pretty bothered by Danielle, who calls as an unhappy customer from the day before!

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. I do believe Danielle yes past today's phone tap. What's it all about?

Speaker 2

All right? So George wanted to phone tap his friend Maria, who owns a Mexican restaurant, but she got a little annoyed with me and she ends up giving the phone to her partner. So it's kind of an accidental double phone tap.

Speaker 1

You just have to listen.

Speaker 3

Yeah, hello, Oh, I was there a couple of days ago and I ordered like one of your specials.

Speaker 1

Well, I don't know, I'm just not right.

Speaker 3

I have not been right since I ate it, and I'm just burping and my stomach hurts and I'm really not happy right now.

Speaker 1

I ordered the the spicy chili Vienno.

Speaker 4

Oh, have you gone to a doctor?

Speaker 3

No?

Speaker 1

Because I wanted to call you guys first.

Speaker 4

Oh there, I think you should go to a doctor. I mean, I don't know why.

Speaker 2

I know, I'm really thinking it was food poisoning from your place, and like I really didn't Yeah.

Speaker 4

No, no, because then we would have had a whole bunch of calls and you haven't had. I mean, I don't understand it. Maybe you ate something else.

Speaker 2

Maybe hello, cauld you like give me like I don't know.

Speaker 1

First of all, I want my money back.

Speaker 4

You want your money back for something you ate and we don't even know. That's what got you say yes, yes.

Speaker 2

And then and you know what I want if I have to go to the doctor, I want you to pay my doctor bill because I'm like a death's door here.

Speaker 4

You know what, maybe you went to the bathroom. You can wash your hands, and you ate your own.

Speaker 1

I am very clean, like not like your restaurant.

Speaker 4

Ma'am. Oh my god. You know I'm hanging up.

Speaker 1

This is you're gonna hang up on me. I'm dying and you're hanging up.

Speaker 4

But you should go to the doctor and figure out what you ate. When you ate, the.

Speaker 1

Doctor is gonna say he's gonna say.

Speaker 4

Yeah, that you didn't wash your hand.

Speaker 2

You you go get a dirty dollar bill from somebody and then you come over and cook my aunt TOI lata.

Speaker 4

Maybe maybe you took the dirty dollar bill and then ate the you know, maybe you're the one I did not.

Speaker 1

I did not. I washed my hands all the time.

Speaker 2

I cary purel in my bag and you're handling all this German money.

Speaker 1

I think we got disconnected.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I'm going to get it's yes, bring up looking APIs huh? Hello? Hello? Oh my my friend told you to go to the doctor. And you know, I feel bad for you, very bad. You know, to be a very clean restaurant.

Speaker 1

No you're not. No, you're not. The violations bureaus just shut that plays down, which.

Speaker 4

I just told you we could tell the inspections.

Speaker 2

Yeah right, you must have paid them off pass inspections just to get listen.

Speaker 4

You need to stop and telping my flock.

Speaker 2

You need to stop right now.

Speaker 1

And I wish I could something right now.

Speaker 3

Well, like I said that, it's not my problems.

Speaker 2

You need to maybe take them to the bismo or something, because they.

Speaker 1

Need to shut you down is what they need.

Speaker 4

I think the problem here. You know what, tell her she shut up?

Speaker 2

She's already my stomach tricks.

Speaker 1

What did he just say? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2

Well, yeah, I guess I kind of am. This is Danielle Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you guys just got phone tapped. Oh got.

Speaker 1

George wanted us to call and mess with you guys at lunchtime.

Speaker 4

Oh my god.

Speaker 1

The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all party space

Speaker 2

The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show

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