Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?
All right, scary brand new phone tap? What's it all about? John wants to play a phone tap on his roommate, Rebecca. Rebecca is an amateur voice impressionist and she earns a living doing her impressions at parties. She recently booked a huge corporate event that's going to pay a.
Ton of money.
So her roommate John wants me to call her and do a second audition for me over the phone. So this is what she does for a living. She does celebrity impersonation, Yes, and John already parties.
Yes she does.
And John also he provided me a list in advance of all the voices she excels at. So I'm going to try and get her to do those.
All right, This could be a very odd phone tap. Let's see what happens. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Rebecca Loslatti Please?
This is Rebecca Rebecca.
Hi, this is Thomas Milfin from Negro has Everything. Oh Hi, you supposed to.
Be doing our corporate gala, right? I figured I would call up and see, uh, you know what you got in you? A little bag of tricks?
Well, I actually did. I came down in person and I did my entire ads for Steve, and Steve booked me for the job. We're all set to go. I did the audition, and yeah.
Steve is more of a financial guy. He's a little corporate.
There's gonna be like five hundred people here, and you know, I'm the pop culture guy. So I wanted to see what you had. So how do you do Lady Gaga?
You want me to do this on the phone?
Yeah? Yeah, just like this on the phone. It's totally fine. So how would you do that?
Come only to Cary? I mean, like, I do a parody of it. So I'm not really sure about you.
So you're tone deaf? Are you?
No? I'm not tone deaf?
How about Sharon Osborne?
Okay, yeah, I do this hold it where she's on the X Factor. It's like, no, you're not going to Holywood. She no challenge, but you are coming home with me. I'll put peanut butter roll over your Jimmy nose and make it all. I mean, like you, I don't know why I do that in front of your guests. Especially wanted me to do something like that.
That was marginal at best.
Like, that's what.
Yeah, I didn't. I don't know. You weren't bringing it, you know.
Oh, I was definitely bringing it. I mean I was.
I would need something for the older people at the party.
Oh Betty White, I mean, oh, oh hello, Oh I'm Betty. Why does Oh?
I don't mean to offend, But if I wanted someone to sound like that, I can wheel my grandmother in and she could probably do a better Betty White impression.
But I'm not trying to be here.
But that is stinging. Actually that's Steve. I already did this for Steve and he was really happy with it.
Well, Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction.
Well, uh okay, well let's see here. I could go through I do cartoons. I could do that. I do I'm black tension and then.
Who's that supposed to be?
Oh? That that was Lisa Simpson.
That was Lisa.
Yes, thank you? On the air. They know. How can I interest you? And a what will we? I don't know? But can I think about it?
Can you do like dirty cartoon characters? Can you like curse as them?
Yeah? If you, I mean, if this is an rated event, that's fine. I could be like Owl Pina Pine. I don't get out owl, Pane, I don't get out up yet.
You know, I gotta be honest. I don't know if this is going to make the cut. You're not really convincing me very much. Really well, I'm just saying, you know.
I already did this with Steve. I'm not tone deaf. I have an entire act. You were throwing things at me on the telephone when I came in. I was there for over an hour. I costumes I have.
What impression is that right there?
That's not an impression. That's me telling you. I'm not sure why I'm auditioned again again, this is this is full I have the job like that.
Supposed to Is that supposed to be Chloe Kardashian.
No, I'm not doing an impersonation. I'm telling you that this is me, this is Rebecca. And I'm telling you right now, Tom that I already did this for Steve. He booked me for the job. So I don't know why. I'm friend probably.
Gave you all the confidence in the world to do these impressions that.
I'm actually hired through an agency. I'm actually hired. I have an agent. I have an agency.
Can they hear.
Well.
I mean, you know, I.
Know that I sound like these people. I get hired all the time, okay, and they always like what I do?
What about Drew Barrymore? Can you do Drew Barrymore for me?
I'm not going to jump through your hoops and be insulted by you. Okay, that comes a minute.
No, come on now, Drew Barrymore in three two one, take it away?
Why you've all on all of my impersonations? So I don't understand why you need me to do one more?
Show me the funny.
Come on now, show me the funny, show you the funny, Give me the funny. Are you really saying that?
Give me Barrymore?
It's a visual.
I'm sorry, we're gonna have to cut you. Just call to make your d tell him that you're gonna work your waitress job that night.
Okay, you know what that's rude.
That is speak the truth. Are you not an out of work actress?
Come on, this is what is inappropriate. You should not say that to someone.
Do you have a seat on the casting couch? Some ob it to see you a second, you idiot?
I don't I don't want to how to have to deal with people like you do.
I don't want to deal with what you deal with, people like your roommate John, who just phone tat you what. I'm so sorry.
This is scary. Jones Master in the Morning show, Are you kidding me?
You are such a jock ass. I am going to actually this job, idiot.
No, it's it's totally cool. Nobody, nobody in your own media and listens to this