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The Bouncy Castle Collapsed

Apr 30, 20244 min
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Episode description

Sarah rented a bouncy castle for her daughter's birthday, and it collapsed on the kids! So while waiting from a call back, Danielle contacts Sarah as the representative of the company and simply REFUSES to take any responsibility.

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, So, danielle, Yes, what's your phone tap?

Speaker 2

All about? All right?

Speaker 3

Dave wanted us to play a phone tap on his wife Sarah. They rented a bouncy castle for their daughter's fifth birthday, you know you do. So it collapsed on the kids, and the kids were fine, but they were a little upset about it. So we said, all right, I'm going to call as a rep from the inflatable rental company and we'll figure this all out or not.

Speaker 2

All right, don't mess with a kid and it's bouncy castle. It's not good.

Speaker 1

Here's Daniel's phone tap. Hello, Hi, this is Megan. I'm calling you from Sony.

Speaker 2

You know, oh yes, Hi.

Speaker 1

Yeah, Hi.

Speaker 3

You called the other day about a party that we had done for you guys.

Speaker 2

So we ordered one of those the bouncing little castle things.

Speaker 1

Yeah, the inflatable bounce house, right house right.

Speaker 2

And while the kids were in it, it deflated immediately and fell in on the kids.

Speaker 1

So yeah, what'd you do wrong?

Speaker 2

What like?

Speaker 1

Was it plugged in right?

Speaker 2

Everything? Everything was plugged in right?

Speaker 3

You know, there's a way capacity on that right? What like if you have like if there was too many in there, then that could.

Speaker 1

Cause a problem.

Speaker 2

No, there was only five kids.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but like now, these five year olds build like elephants or bill like kittens.

Speaker 2

What are you kidding me?

Speaker 1

It's an easy question. You can't seem to answer it.

Speaker 2

So I'm gonna guess that there they are regular kids bouncing around. The kids do and it deflated. I'm your piece of broke down in my backyard on my baby's birthday.

Speaker 1

My bounce house is not a piece.

Speaker 2

Of Oh yes it is. Oh yes it is, Yes it is.

Speaker 1

Okay, did any of the kids get hurt?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 1

Okay, then we're fine. What's the big deal?

Speaker 2

We're fine five years old five year old kids? Would you be fine? If you're five years old and you're bouncing around a castle, something falls on?

Speaker 3

You don't order a bounty house and sign off on paperwork if you don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 2

What are you talking about? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Right now? I'm anything? I want to talk to you anymore. I was idiot.

Speaker 1

Look, nobody else is here to talk to you.

Speaker 2

You know what. I'm calling my phone up and get this record. I'm taking your ass, of course.

Speaker 1

And what are you gonna do with my house in Cory. You ain't gonna get nothing.

Speaker 2

Oh you don't know what I can get. You don't know what.

Speaker 1

You didn't take me to court because the bounce house filling your kids.

Speaker 2

I promise to God, man your ship. See you on the street. You were taking your teeth up off the floor. Oh yeah, baby, you want to can't?

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, you want money?

Speaker 3

Bag you You couldn't afford the party in the first place, so you figure a.

Speaker 2

God, there's my witness. If I see you on the street, I'm gonna whoop your natural ass.

Speaker 1

You don't even know what I look like.

Speaker 2

Oh wave, I find out. Oh I will find out. Oh, twork to me. Dave you there, I'm here, Sarah.

Speaker 1

This is Danielle Minarrow and Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2

You got a phone. I'm going to tell you what's great about this is everybody talk to me about how professional my wife is, but I keep telling them it's a thug in there.

Speaker 1

The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 3

The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show,

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