Don't answer the phone.
Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand's phone tap, All right, Garret, Yes, what's it all about? So Rachel wants to play a phone tap on her friend Andy. Now, Andy asked Rachel to do a simple favor pick up his son's birthday cake because they're going to be celebrating later on today. And Rachel starts the call to Andy from the cake store. Then I play the cake decorator. Oh okay, let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.
Hello, Hey, it's me right, I'm not the cake place, and there's kind of a problem with my cake.
Well, they didn't put the trucks on it.
The guy wrote happy birthday, bitch, what why? I don't know. I don't know I wrote it out last week or wrote happy birthday, Mitch. I say, you know, the be doesn't even look like an m I don't know. And he won't change it for me.
He won't change it.
Yeah, I'm saying that it's the custom design blah blah blah. They I know, but it's like airbrushed and you know what the so just.
Don't pay them and say we're not going to give you and We're not going to pay you until you change the cake.
Well, we gave them a thirty dollars deposit already and they won't give it back to me.
They won't give it back to you. What is his problem?
Well, he's telling me that he won't change the cake and he won't give me my money back. That's why I'm called.
Is this kid?
Go talk to his manager? Where's the manager?
What are you still doing here?
Yo?
And he talked to him.
Hello, what is the problem again?
The problem is that you when we told you to write happy birthday Mitch on a birthday cake for a five year old, we're a happy birthday bitch, and you won't change it. So I need you to scrape off the damp and put on the ends. Make it happy birthday Misch.
Listen, dude, dude, I need you to really mellow out right now, come down to where I'm at, because then you better understand what I'm doing here.
Wait wait, wait, universe, do you live in like do you not know that we are customers at your store?
Dude? You're talking way too loud right now for this time in the afternoon. First off, why in God's name are you having a birthday party for a dog.
No, it's a five year old kid.
Dude. Why would you write happy birthday bitch on your son's birthday cake?
Birthday bitch? What is your name? What's your name?
You're the bitch? Okay, my bitch, you're writing names on birthday cakes.
Go in the back and make a cake as fast as you can't.
Dude, I'm not a keybler, elf. I cannot do it that fast. Right.
Who are you? Who are you? Get off the damn phone. Just get off the phone. You need me to leave work to come down to the store.
Okay, So what do you want me to do? He won't do it for me. We have to have a cake, so we kind of have to take the happy birthday bitch cake. I don't know what you want me to do.
That is not an option taking the bitch cake. What is the name of the store? I'm calling the city.
The name of the store is Elvis Durant's House of Cakes. What this is Gareth from Elvis Durand in the Morning show? And you got phone tapped?
Oh my, I have never heard you talk so fast, and you're entire.
So I had to walk out of the office. I'm in the parking lot.
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
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