Roommate From Hell

Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.

Elvis Duran's phone tap, Garrett, He has the phone tap? What's up?

Garrett?

So Aaron wants to play a phone tap on her son Matt. Now, Matt took some time off before he decided to go to college, and he's about to go in a few weeks. So I'm gonna call Matt as his new incoming roommate for the new year. Okay, let's see what happens. Hello, Hey, is this Matt? Yeah, dude, whoa, it's me Jeff, your new roommate. Oh awesome, what's up dude? Two weeks or so me and you roommates? Buddy, awesome manes, dude,

Yeah?

Man, I got small fridge I'll bring. Don't worry about the food. I got a hookup at the supermarket down the block from school. One of one of my uncles knows a guy, so food will be none to worry about. Are you a fan of the party atmosphere, because I'm all about the party vibe at school.

Of course girlfriends, yes, no.

Maybe, all right, don't worry about it. We don't need girlfriends. We'll have we'll have a girl every night, if you know. One's saying, man, girlfriends in college, bring it down. Man, do you know what you're going to school for? Like what?

Uh?

Yeah? Engineering? All right, cool, Yeah, I'm going into uh physical therapy myself. So I already hooked myself up. My parents got me this uh massuse table. So if you ever need a massage, I'm going to be the guy to hook you up. All right, okay, all right, I'm the lady. I think you should probably stick to the ladies, right, yeah, whatever, But what I'm saying, you know, we're brothers, now blood brothers. Everything.

Like what I mean?

Silly questions, silly question just joke and that's that's my nature. But but would you consider it? Uh yeah, sure? Yeah, all right, so listen, I got to get back to work. I just want to see how you're doing. But whatever you need, you just give me a call and I'll see in a few weeks. All right, brother, all right, man,

He's trying to call me right now.

All right, right, all right, don't pick up. We'll call him right back and we'll take it from there.

All right, Okay, Hello, Hey, I saw you called me.

Yeah, Mom, I don't I'm not going to school. I don't think I'm going to go off to school. I can do school like online or something. I've been thinking about this.

And listen, we all get cold feet. I felt the same way when I went off to school. It's okay, Well, I.

Mean I just talked to my roommate. He just called me, and you know, I haven't met him really.

But basically a nice boy. It's so so you know already who your roommate is.

No, but then he offers, like to give me a massage and stuff like he's like a masseuse and he's like bringing in his table.

And second, wait, a massage. It's great because remember when you played soccer, you would always get those cramps in your legs. That's wonderful, then you could help you if I'm gonna get my my roommate I haven't even met yet to massage me.

Are you serious?

Honey? Did I rad you to be that judgmental? So, you know, give this kid a chance. Have you met him yet? No?

No, But you know most other kids don't worry about the roommates, like looming a up with oil and and oh my gosh, well, but the.

Oil makes it easier for him to get in deep. No, I'm not trying to get.

A massage by this guy. I can't believe you're not even backing me up. You don't even understand where I'm

I told you I get you back. I told you, Oh's phone. This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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