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Pepperidge Farm Cookies

Jan 22, 20214 min
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Episode description

Sorry dad, all your cookies fell out of the truck while I was delivering them for you!

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2

Today's Scary is in charge? Scary is on the phone. What's going on? Scary? Go for it? Good morning, Kim, Good morning. So you want to play a phone tap on your dad?

Speaker 3

Yes, I do.

Speaker 2

I hear he owns a pepperd Farm cookie route.

Speaker 3

That's correct, he owns and you deliver for him.

Speaker 2

What do you want to do to him?

Speaker 3

Well, I drive a truck and I want to say that on the way to one of the stores, I had forgotten to lock the door at the previous store, so all the cookies went all over the highway.

Speaker 2

We're gonna listen in and you call him right here?

Speaker 3

Okay, okay, hello dad.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it's Kim.

Speaker 2

I have a big problem. What happened?

Speaker 3

Oh my god, you're gonna kill me.

Speaker 1

Come on, Kim, tell me what I must not have.

Speaker 3

Locked the door coming from shop?

Speaker 1

Right so that you do that a lot?

Speaker 3

No, I don't.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you do, because I know I know a couple of times. How much stuff to do?

Speaker 3

All but eleven cases?

Speaker 4

Huh?

Speaker 3

All the stuff but eleven cases. I'm on Root fifteen, I'm on a payphone.

Speaker 1

You mean there's stuff all over the street.

Speaker 3

Yeah, all, but there's just eleven cases in the truck. Yeah, you gotta be kidding, Kim.

Speaker 1

Now I'll get out of here.

Speaker 3

Oh, Kimberly, what do I do?

Speaker 1

Oh my god? Didn't anybody beat it you or anything?

Speaker 3

Yeah, that's how I found out.

Speaker 1

I can't tell you how many times I've seen you do that. You gotta ride back, you, you gotta try and.

Speaker 3

Find that stuff. Oh my god, Dad, Oh my god, Dad is right.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 4

I came down.

Speaker 3

Virture Valley and I was on going up through fifteen.

Speaker 1

Jesus Chrystal mighty. I don't believe this.

Speaker 3

That's probably ten thousand dollars worth of product.

Speaker 1

Sorry, you gotta show you using your head a little bit, Tim, You do that all the time. You just shut that you don't push that thing down.

Speaker 3

DA Is there any way we can get refunded for these things?

Speaker 1

No, No, we can't, Kim, Nope.

Speaker 2

Nice today?

Speaker 4

Yo? Are these cookies for free?

Speaker 1

Well?

Speaker 3

The damaged ones?

Speaker 4

That's great?

Speaker 2

What do you have you have Milanos in here, Kim kimb Away?

Speaker 3

Yeah, but what are you doing?

Speaker 1

Don't be giving a park away. Get that stuff scooped up so we at least have account so I know what I can deduct what I can get rid of.

Speaker 4

Can I take a package of sauce? Alito?

Speaker 3

No? No, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 1

You can't.

Speaker 4

You're not gonna use these, right?

Speaker 1

Tell them you boss on me, and you're gonna get fired if you don't. If if he.

Speaker 3

Starts taking stuff, yeah, I'm gonna get fired.

Speaker 1

I you really can't.

Speaker 4

Take those just case over here is on damage.

Speaker 3

Please don't touch them.

Speaker 4

I got two kids at home.

Speaker 1

Tell them no, we can't have them. Tell you pull the cops.

Speaker 3

If it does. Put them on the phone.

Speaker 4

Hello, Hey, hey, listen. Are these are your cookies?

Speaker 1

Yeah? They are my cookies, and don't touch them a right?

Speaker 4

Can I have a package of Milanos?

Speaker 1

No, you can't have a package of Milanos? But they're all leaders are up there, old cops. So you're stealing the stuff and I'm allowed to take it.

Speaker 4

I've never seen someone cookies before. I've been following her for like ten miles. These cookies are all over the road.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and then we'll take life and play down World cups.

Speaker 4

Oh oh, get the cookies problem.

Speaker 1

I don't want to take him.

Speaker 2

How about dad?

Speaker 3

Keep been phone tasted?

Speaker 1

Really, remember how you said you thought.

Speaker 3

They were fake?

Speaker 4

Dad?

Speaker 2

This is scary.

Speaker 4

Jones.

Speaker 1

I don't want to tell you what I think. You're You're you're absolutely horrible. This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates. Elvis Duran phone tab totally on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show

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