Don't answer the phone.
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Love A tag team phone tap that means two of your favorite phone tappers doing one phone tap together. Today's tag team phone tap is from Scary and Dave Brody. That's right, Brillian Skeary.
Yeah, Jay wanted to play a phone tap on his dad, Marco, who is a very gullible guy.
So Brody and I tag teamed up to do our very first phone.
Tap ever together.
Yeah. So I called him doing my favorite annoying character, mister Michael Oppenheimer. And I call him doing.
My favorite annoying character me. Oh yeah, They're no one more irritating. All right, let's see what happens in their tag team phone tap.
Let's listen in here we go.
Good. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Grace Cock Soup. How are you doing today, sir, Well, experience to authentic taste of Jamaica and the Caribbean through our delicious recipes and products, Grace Foods, the Cock Soup Mix.
Excuse me what you call?
I'm calling for the person who owns this phone. Every time you select the Grace brands, it's an expression of love.
I don't want to hit his noise.
Not simple recipe.
Okay.
Hello, Hi, sir, my name is Mark Scammermon. I'm calling from the Department of Phone and Security, Northeast Division. Yes, we're tracking suspect and we're hoping you can help us out.
Oh sure, anything I can do? Sure? All right.
We've got a man posing as a telemarketer. Has anyone called you today, sir, trying to sell.
You a product?
Yes, yes, sir, okay, he's trying to sell you a product.
He gets your credit card information and then he funnels that money for bad things. So here's what I need you to do. If he calls you back, you need to keep them on the line for a minute and ten seconds so we.
Can track him.
Oh my god. Okay, yeah, all right.
So you can help out your country here.
Of course, I'm good American.
I do not say anything, don't don't slip up, Just ask questions about the product, and we're gonna be monitoring the call.
We just can't track him unless he's on the line with you.
Okay, yes, sir, okay, we'll be listening. Yes, sir, okay. Hello, this is.
Mister Michael Oppenheimer with Grease foods cock soup mix. How are you doing today, sir?
Oh, I'm very good. How are you?
You can use grease cock soup to add body and flavor to your chicken, shrimp or especially beef.
Oh it sounds good. Yes, I'm letting buy several several pieces of that or several I was in cans and as a.
Crumpany serving or the call, I'll call you right back.
Wait a minute, I still want to hit him. Hello, Hello, Hello?
What the hell was that?
Listen? That tried to him? He said, you want to call me back?
What is he selling?
You got?
So? I don't know. Man.
We asked you to keep him on the phone, and you didn't make a strong enough effort.
We need him on the phone front.
Try to keep them back.
Keep him on the phone if he calls back.
Yes, sir, thank you, thank you. Hello.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with.
Yes, I know, I know, sir.
Do you like cock soup mix?
I want to try it? I want to and I know some people who want.
To try a Toolah. Can I send you a dozen packets of this for seven ninety nine each?
Sure that'd be fine, that'd be fine. Let me find my credit card around here? So may I.
Hold on a second. I'm going through the mountains. I might lose you.
Well wait wait, wait, don't don't lose me. Listen to me. I want to hello.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Now?
Hello?
You're not to hear yours?
Sure, I'll have to call you back.
No, no, no, no, don't call you back. Is it Michael, No.
It's not Michael. It's Mark Scammerman again. I'm trying to catch a drug dealer.
I I can't do that about that? Are you?
Are you a citizen?
I'm American citizen. What do you want me to do?
You might as well hand the crack right to little Jimmy in the school yard.
I'll call you back. Get him on the phone, keep him on the phone.
Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Grace Franks.
Sure before you drive anywhere through a mount into it. I really really want this soup that very bad right. My grandmother she's.
Sick too, and she like cocks soup.
My grandmother likes it too. She just called me and listen, she needs it very badly. Really, So wherever you are, just staying still for me, would.
You like the small one or the large one?
I take a few of every one. She loves them all. She likes it, Yes, she loves them very much.
It's perfect for people with just gums and new teeth.
Oh that's good because she has no teacher.
Listen, this cock soup mix will go well in a bowl and she could slurp it.
Oh yes, good listen sir. How how how long has this company been out? Anyway?
Hey, Marco, Marco, who is this plo?
It's Tony Jones and David Brody with That was the Random Morning Show.
We have your son Jay on the phone. Jason phone tapped, I'm.
Gonna kill you, bro your mom gonna kill you, brom We kind of. I'm sorry, Gad, I love you.
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