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You've heard all about it. We're dying to hear the final product. Danielle, what's it all about?
It's basically missus Moshcallopsis calling a salon to make an appointment for a perm and they're not very helpful.
And who is miss Moscallopsis? I am number? Who is she? Oh, she's just an old lady. Okay, here we go, missus Moscallopsis calling to make an appointment.
Good morning, Yes, I I'd like to make an appointment please. Okay, what are you looking to have done?
A perm?
Okay? When are you looking to come in?
Mmm? How about Tuesday?
Next Tuesday?
That's good.
Okay. What time of the day are you available?
Seven am?
We open it tendy, but it takes me a.
While to get there, and I'm going to have to start on Monday to get there for Tuesday.
I'm eighty two years old.
We told you that seven is not available. Oh, we open up at ten am.
And the other lady that used to do my hair passed away and she used to take me at seven.
Well, we don't have anybody here. That opens the salon at seven o'clock.
Okay, then how about Monday at sex.
We don't work at set, we don't work on Mondays, and we never open at seven am. We open at ten o'clock in the morning.
So Tuesday at seven thirty, no.
Sweetheart, we open at ten am.
Okay, so seven thirty, No, sweetheart.
It's ten o'clock. Okay. I'm very busy and I do not have the time to stay on the phone with you. I cannot help you any further. I have to go now, Thank you, goodbye, Good afternoons.
You not speaking Hi, I'd like to make an appointment, deer.
You just called, and I'm sorry we don't open at the time that you'd like to have an appointment.
I'd like an appointment at nine.
No, sweetheart, we open at ten.
I don't understand stand.
Why again, Oh that's what time we open.
Why are you getting so mad at me?
I'm trying to explain to you, and you're not understanding.
Dear.
I would be happy to accommodate you at ten o'clock if you'd like to come in next Tuesday.
Why why are you calling me, dear?
I need to be nice to you.
My name my name is.
I'm sorry I cannot help you. Please don't call back.
Okay, ten o'clock, it's good.
Okay. What is your name?
What?
What is your name? Please?
Huh?
I'm sorry I didn't hear you. What your name?
What?
Yes? Can you hear me?
I'm sorry, I can't hear very well.
Okay, I asked what your name is?
Hello?
Good morning, I saw Can I help you?
I'd like to make an appointment for my firm, Yes.
For next Tuesday at ten o'clock? Uh?
Huh?
What is your name?
Mascalopsis?
Sell that please?
Okay? M A. S. Scalopsis?
Okay. What is your first name?
Linda?
Okay, so we'll see you next week at ten am.
Okay? Can I bring my dog with me? No?
Absolutely not. No pet's allowed.
Oh but it's my seeing eye dog. No, but I need it.
Well, miss, I'm sorry, I don't don't don't know if we could accommodate you.
Then, okay, that is it?
Massapequa, No, dear, we're in Staten Island, New York. Staten, We're in Staten Island. Maybe you're calling the wrong salon. Massapequa is Long Island, right island, Staten Island.
You're on the island.
Staten Island, not Long Island. It's a different island.
Okay. So seven o'clock, no.
Dear, that was ten o'clock next Tuesday.
Ten o'clock next Tuesday, and massa peak with Staten Island.
No Dan, I'm sorry you do you not understanding? Okay? This is this is a salon in Staten Island. Okay, what good afternoon?
My thinking.
So I'll be in at ten for my free perm on Tuesday.
Smith perm started one hundred dollars, and if you're getting a haircut, that's an additional thirty So it's one thirty five plus tax and gratuities one hundred dollars.
Yeah, do you know how much? It wasn't my old salon?
I'm sorry. Those of our prices.
There fifteen dollars.
So those aren't all prices.
What kind of an establishment doesn't give a senior citizen.
Disc I'm sorry, we don't give seen a discount.
I don't have much hair.
I'm very sorry. Those are all prices and we do not negotiate all prices. Okay, so the crazy person on the phone again, I have to go. I am hanging up the phone. Goodbye.
Oh before you go. I have to tell you something. This is Danielle and Arrow. You've just been phone tapped.
Jesus Christ. I'm I'm busy, I'm working. This is not funny.
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