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Taps scary is here? All right? Anyway, what's your phone tap about today?
So Christa emailed us wanting to phone tap our boyfriend Troy. He's convinced that an online company sold his information because he's got a recent onslaught of telemarketing and robo calls. So I saw this as the perfect opportunity to call him as now relentless telephone telemarketer.
Mister Michael. Oh, he's bag all right, here we go.
Hello?
Oh, yes, good Efinton. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with storage space bags. How are you doing today?
I'm fining? What's up? So?
We have vacuum sealed storage bags for storing everything from bulky seasonal close to that extra comforter.
I don't have time for this, man.
They're just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty calls.
I do not have time to take a call right now.
All right, man, sir, do you have a comforter that takes up too much space?
I just told you I don't have time for this. All right, man.
These are suck bags. They're suck bags space savers. Hello, I believe we got disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the suck bag.
The stock man. I don't need a suck bag.
So you hold your hose and you connect it to the suck bag.
You're not listening.
We're done one size, so one size fits all.
I don't give up. How many size is a six?
You can stick the nozzle in the hole of your vacuum.
You're not calling me back? Hello?
Are your draws full?
Not? Get the off? I work from home. You're tying up my line.
You can have the entire family in the room and have a suck party where you can reduce the space on everything that you own.
A suck party surfer.
Just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty nine ninety nine for a second, and you can have two bags.
I don't care. I have fourteen rooms in my house. I don't need extra space. How many rooms have you got? Huh, sir?
I live in a one bedroom apartment, which is why the suck bag works for me.
Of course you do, because you sell products over so Mu's business line.
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim, the suck bag space saver. Don't take my word for it. Listen to this testimonial from Maria from Tulsa. Oh my god, I knew it was a quality product the first time I held the suck bag in my hand.
I bet you hold a lot of things in your hand to think their quality product.
Take off your pants and jacket and put it into the bag. I can hear you breathing, sir.
Yeah you can.
This is mister Michael with the suck bag.
Yeah, I can hear your suck bag. I can hear you breathing.
Sure, this is a space saver for everyone in your family. Oh maybe Aunt Gertrude can use a space saver suck bag.
I'm gonna stick my so far.
That's not how it works. You're supposed to stick to work, sir. You're supposed to take the hose and screw the nozzle.
And you can take a hose and suck my.
For just twenty nine ninety nine. I can give you.
I'll give you a deal.
I can give you a deal.
You interrupt someone's workday, I.
Can give you a deal right now. Sure, if you the space bags not only protect your clothing from dirt and bugs, but are water and air tight. It's a tight seal on the suck bag. Your suck bag will never get moist. I'm going to transfer you to my receptionist so we can get that order processed. Christa Hello, Hello, Oh you've got it. Hey, trying to just scary Johnes from Elvis to Rand in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped. I'm sorry, man, she made me do it.
You will be a whole year of suckbags right now.
Christa Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show