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Scary your phone tap? What's it about?
So Kristen email does and wanted a phone to have her cousin Debbie. So, Debbie's been inundated with all kinds of robo calls, scam artists and telemarketers calling her phone recently. So I thought I would jump in the ring and call as our resident telemarketer, mister Michael oppenheil Oh, Hello.
Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the slap chop. How are you doing today? Miss?
How can I help you?
The slap chop is a device that you need in your kitchen. You can dice.
I'm not really interesting, thank you so much. Hello.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the device you need for your kitchen.
This I'm really not interested, thank you you.
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
What do you want? What do you want for me? Can you hear me? Can you hear my?
Boy? I can hear you?
And why are you repeating yourself over and over when I have told you I'm not interested in your slop chop thing? I do not care. I do not want it. I have enough gad and you are being very disrespectful to call me over and over again.
Do you know you can do it? You can do it with one finger. Miss?
Are you recording or something?
Miss? You can even clean up in seconds because it pops up in like a butterflyll ma'am talking?
Stop talking?
Wait there's more?
Do you think I have time so this? Do you think that my line needs to be caught? Tied up? Right now? Listening to your book?
You can stuff your cheese into this greeter and.
Life.
What do you want? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the s for me?
Will you stop?
Is not available in stores.
To chop? Are you kidding me?
You could chomp of vegetables and fruits nuts?
Are you kidding me?
Right now?
You could slap chop your nuts.
I want to chop off your stuff them in your mouth and to have your choke on them.
I just happened to have a slap chop right here in my hands.
I don't care if you have a slap chopper.
I slide my cucumber gently into the device like seal.
I am going to take this slap your throat.
The cucumber chops.
You're kidding me? Do you think I care?
Every time I slap my cucumber it becomes finer and finer. Are you listening to me now? My cucumber is mush listening to me? No, I'm going to take my nuts and I'm going to quit with the slap chop.
Anymore.
Stop calling me swap nuts.
You sound like a dump. That's what you sound like. You sound like you don't have a spring. You're not human.
All you need is one finger and it will do the job.
You need to stick your finger down your throat and choke yourself. That's what you need to do.
I think you'd be a much happier person with the slap chop in your life.
What kind of life are you?
My point in life is to phone tapp point? You've been phone tapped?
What?
Debbie? What this is?
Scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. Your cousin Kristen is phone tapping.
No, No, she's not here. She had to go to work.
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