Don't answer the phone.
Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.
You know, Michael Oppenheimer has become synonymous with the phone tap. Actually, I think the phone taps have become famous because of mister Michael Oppenheimer. Well he is back to strike again, right, Scotty.
That's right.
Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on his sister Janelle, and she hates telephone telemarketers. So our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer to the rescue.
Right, see what happens here we go.
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool. How are you doing today, Mitz?
I'm good.
The Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool comes with a three to one extension handle and can be My name is Michael Oppenheimer. We're practically giving this tool away today at a very special curry.
Is this a sales call?
I would call this a necessity call for thirty nine dollars in ninety nine cents at our introductor.
I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks, thanks for your time.
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scum Buster.
Extreme called this number equipped.
With a powerful motor. This easy to use single speed tool clean four times faster.
You just called my number.
Right, but I didn't get to tell you that.
Sorry, I'm not interested at this time.
You can use it to scrub clean the tub.
I'm interested, thanks for calum.
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Uh that interested in your product.
I'm calling brought to scub Boaster Extreme. Certainly you have a bathroom, right, of course I do. Is there scum in your bathroom?
I guess everybody is scumb in the bathroom, right, There's.
Bound to be a build up of scum in your crevices, right.
I'm sorry. I don't need a scum scrubber. I'm good, and you just keep talking.
Everyone has scum in their cracks, and we feel that for this offer of thirty nine dollars nineteen have scum in my crack.
I don't need this scum.
Also, it also serves as a stain remover.
Don't have scum stains. Okay, goodbye, thanks for calling. Please stop calling me. I don't want your proctic.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
With these scumbus, you're wasting your time. Take your scumbuster and clean your own crevice?
Miss? Do you have do you have children?
Do you have anything to do with your life? Do you have any time?
Is that I was told you?
You was talking to me like.
People to be called today?
Okay, so you want that? You just want to talk to me? Do you want to know what I'm wearing? Is that it some sort of pervert keeps calling random women?
This cleaning tool by Black and Decade is.
I'm sure you've got a big cleaning tool there, buddy.
This is not just any scumbuster. This is a black and Dicker scumbuster.
Oh okay, that sounds great. I'm sure you like a black scumbuster.
In your This unit has a unique roller.
What are you wearing, mister Heimer.
I'm I'm wearing Savings and Deals.
Stumbbuster and shove it up your stop calling me? Hello?
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scombuster.
Excuse this is mister Michael opened Whimer. Who can I help you with? I like the scumbuster. Yes, it's got a big handle and I don't so I have no thing to do, but harest this lady all day.
Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents for.
Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents, and I still can't find anybody to love me or scrubby. I can't even get a hooker for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents. I'm just gonna arouse people. I'm an Oppenheimer.
Would you like me to send one to your house now? The hard to reach areas.
Like falls, I dig the scumbuster, and I pleasure myself in hard to reach areas like the bathrooms. You know. Other thoughtful details, including thoughtful details, include the fact that I collect Barbie dolls and I like to dress them up that night and dance around. Then. Sometimes I wear my mom's underwear, because of course I live with her. I'm enough.
It comes with a rechargeable battery that provides.
I'm sure I need rechargeable batteries because I don't have a real woman. You have an air pump that goes with it. Maybe blow one up for me.
I will tell you that the cleaning tool measures approximately.
Oh yeah, I like to measure my cleaning tools. I have to use a children's ruler for such things. I like children that I like pets, and you probably shouldn't leve be along with your dog. I'm an Appenheimer and you've.
Been Hello, my name is Scary Jones when I was the Rand in the morning show, and you've been I you've been phone tapped.
Oh my god, Jeremy did it.
And you just embarrassed yourself on the radio.
Oh my god, where did you get that creepy guy? That is a creepy guy, Elvis
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