Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my two aunts who live together.
And this comes from what's her name? Her name is Verity Verity.
Obviously, these two women living together, they cannot stand telemarketers. So we're gonna sick Scary Jones and he's gonna call them and sell them some stuff. So let's listen in to today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.
Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with mevisninet dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?
Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.
I have a question for you. How do you take something from dull to dazzling?
All right, I'm not interested.
You be dazzled with the original B dazzler stud and rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, it's mister Michael Oppenheim with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to be dazzled. Miss I don't give it now? Are you on a list of people to be called today? Miss which I do not call this Do not call this number again. Don't be dull, be dazzling with the Be Dazzling.
Man, I'm not call this number again.
Do you understand English? You can be dazzling had a shirt, a belt, or a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun. I don't care. You'll get the original Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones, the studs and the stars that you'll need. White ass, even if you've never threaded a needle. Hello, even if you've never threaded a needle, you'll be dazzling in minutes. Oh my god, stupid, but miss I'm one of you. Hello, excuse me U nana. Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
I don't even.
If you order now, it will be fourteen dollars and ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents shipping and handling.
It's if it's great. I don't want it. Do you understand that I do not want it?
Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one of your belts or your pants? You buy it and you give it to your mother. What credit card would you like to use it? This time? You are want stuff instead of a bitch. But the Be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am, do you.
Want to sell it in all?
Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No, because if they were, you can now be dazzle them with the beat down.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler. A Messina citizen or interested in your product, maybe you'd like to be dazzle your shawls.
You know you're an idiot.
I really think you're missing out thinking. Who's that? None of your business?
You don't want to tell Tota.
Please don't speak on her, behnds Oh, I don't want to be dazz Look, okay, you have it for Margaret.
She don't want to be dazzlo Margaret.
Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.
Do not send anything.
I'm solicited to this house. If you're not happy with it, you can return it with you. You send me here, I'm solicited.
It's mine.
Freak clear. I got back to buy miss Hell all right, jar So I keep going. Actually, she's calling me on my job line. Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it. Huh I'm sorry. This guy is called thirty something times.
From the Dazzler. Michael Oppenheimert.
You know the thing that you.
Put these sparkles on your clothes, the case.
Yeah, what did he want? He wants to sew us? He sold us for the Dazzlers because now it's on my answer machine. What so, I'm you bought something you try and did not buy? Can you play the such? Wait a minute, hold.
On three new messages. I just good Interne. This is mister Michael at this time, if you could to come to your phone so we can complete this transaction. I'm going to put this parachis through if I do not hear for you in five seconds four three two one, okay. Congratulations ladies on the purchase of four Be Dazzlers. Had a great afternoon.
Hello hello, Hello, You should say that. Go online, get his supervisor's number and play.
That for them.
Good afternoon.
Hello, Hello, Hello.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Be Dazzler. How are you now?
We cut into the line and margat what are you doing?
He's in on the line. Would you like to be dazzled?
No, I'll pass, but thank you.
Would you like to be phone tapped. Hello, Oh my name is Scary Jones from Elvis to Ran in the morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone tapped.
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.
You are so bad. And I called this guy every name under the sun. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all of participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show