Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened. Well, well, well look what the cat drag did. Michael Oppenheimer is back, Dear Elvis Duran. My father is a telemarketer. Wouldn't it be funny if Michael Oppenheimer gave him a ring? Michael Oppenheimer's calling your dad on today's phone?
Tap? Hello?
Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's heir?
HOLLI was this a sales call? Yes, it is there that Do you realize that you can be fined eleven thousand dollars?
No, we don't.
This This is a no call for You're a part of a new call. Yes, I am.
There are loopholes, sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagoner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's here?
Let me speak to you supervisor whom I'm speaking with, sir. Let me speak to your supervisor, sir.
We have a twenty six volume set.
Let me speak to your supervisor. Sir, we have Are you stupid or are you what?
Sir? We have a twenty six volume set of our encyclopedia. We can get one per month. Hello, this is mister Michael Lobenheimer with the fucking Wagon World Star Encyclopedia Britannica set. We have a twenty six volume set here. It's the two thousand and four edition.
Okay, I speak to your supervisor.
I am the supervisor.
You are supervisor.
I'm the supervisor. No, what is sir? If you act now, you can receive this.
What you're sure?
I'm not going away anytime soon. This is mister Michael Lobenheimer.
You still there?
Yes, I am sir.
The line chase.
Okay, what is your first name?
Please?
Sir?
Excuse me?
Sir?
Hello, sir, Yes, let me.
Get you call for wrapping, call sales, call time and family. I hang up.
I need some of the speaks of authority right now.
You're still there, if you just let me finish at this time. Okay, listen, guy on the phone. He's called me up like ten cars or rationally.
I wanted to low call this.
He's calling me.
From bumble Wagner. If you can trace this call, and get.
Him off the phone. I'd like to press charges.
Let's get thank you you're still there.
It's a twenty six volume cent and we'd like to put you on a trial period this afternoon for being so cooperative.
Listen here, I've been been bothered with this phone call, and if I got another call, I'm gonna have your ass and a ringer. Do you understand to please stop calling?
You have to understand. Mine is mister Michael Apphimer, and I'm here to sell you encyclopedias.
Do you I don't encyclopedias?
Do you read?
Sir? Do I read?
No?
I can't read. I'm dumb.
You know, education is very key these days.
I know educations keys. I got a son that's a teacher and a daughter in law that's a teacher, and I got knowing home. But my wife, we don't read twenty.
Six times today, twelve easy payments of thirty seven dollars and sixty three years.
Know what you can do with that?
What's that?
You can shut up your ass and I don't come in. What do you do? Now? Get off my damn boone. I don't care, but the doller ninety five shot back.
Now and receive this handy leather boundary planning for free.
Your dictionary encyclopedias.
Go yourself, Sir, you're not making this easy on me.
I'm not supposed to make it easy. I know all the ins and out of this business. I'm gonna tell Mark. I tell you Schmarck.
I already know that because I've spoken with your son, Michael.
My son, Michael.
Yes, this is scary Jones, and you've just been phone tapped.
Michael is going to get killed. Love your dad. I'm just on the phone calling the police department.
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