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Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Michael Oppenheimer strikes again. Dear Elvis, my son Milo gets crazy when telemarketers call the house. Huh mean Milo's been away for a while, so he's not familiar with Michael Oppenheimer. He won't recognize the voice, and Michael Oppenheimer's relentless sales pitches will drive Milo nuts. Please phone tap him. He's a crazy, wild guy. As you'll hear, he's gonna fall for a big time.
All right.
This is a phone tap done by Milo's mother Cheryl and Milo's sister Nina. All right, Scary's gonna play the part of Michael Oppenheimer selling alarm systems to Milo.
Shall we listen in little Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with HT and Z home security systems. How are you doing today, sir?
Uh? Not too good to right now?
Oh yeah? Well did you know that one in every four homeowners have had their home robbed each year?
I didn't know that. I'm sorry? Can I go because I really don't feel good?
Did you know that every eight seconds of burglar breaks into another home?
I'm sorry? I don't mean to be rude, sir, but I really gotta go right.
Did you know that with each TZ home security systems, thieves don't stand a chance to rob you and get away with your personal belongings?
Oh, sir, did you hear what I say?
Yes, I hear you.
I don't know.
Feel good.
I'm just gonna go all right. I don't want to be rude.
We'll ensure your protection against time.
Now.
I realized this, but I really gotta go all right. Thank you for your time.
We have a special offer for you today, sir.
No, I realize that, but I'm not interested. Hello, this is mister.
Michael Oppenheimer EAHTZ Home Security Systems against sir. Did you know that ruin and every four homeowners have had their homes and robbed each year?
Listen, man, I've lived in South Africa, which is one of the most dangerous countries in the entire world. I don't put of that. With my doors locked, I leave my windows open. If somebody wants to rob me, then they can come in and rob me. I really don't care.
Did you know that every eight seconds of burglar bridge into another home. Are you aware of this?
Well, you told me that before, so I'm aware of it.
One of those eight seconds could be you.
I'm not purchasing anything. I really have to go.
Well, we seem to have gotten disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with HTZ Home Security System.
I'm actually robbing this house I'm in right now, so I'm one of the people that you're going after.
It, all right.
Normally the police don't call back, normally harassing me.
Man, stop calling.
The first time it was cool because I was very relaxed and I said, please don't call back. But this is the third time in a row you've called, and I don't appreciate it anymore.
Honestly, you let me finish, sir.
I don't want to hear what you have to say.
I'm not interested in home security system. We have a limited time, but I don't even own this house. I'm not interested. Really, I'm telling you, I already don't feel good, and I'm telling you please call my house.
Do you live in No?
Do you understand you call the house again, I'm going to call the police.
We'll give you the first month free.
Though I realized this, no other.
Security company can come close to this type off fork provide.
I have to go.
I'm saying goodbye, and if you call again then we're going to have a bit of an issue.
Hello, this is mister Michael.
You've said this before.
So did you know that one in every five I realized.
That one in every fus Holmes gets robbed every forty seconds or whatever you're saying.
Actually that was the second fact.
No, no, I know that's the second fact. I don't want to hear it anymore.
Let's eat seconds.
No, I don't want to hear it anymore. Please stop calling my house, sir.
All we want to do is make your home secure.
Listen, man, I have to go now.
I'll talk to you again in like twenty seconds, because you're going to call back again in like twenty seconds.
You're a real comedian, aren't you.
I'm a comedian. Could I get on a comedy special?
I could get you on the radio.
You could get me on the radio.
You want to meet the president of HTZ Home Security?
To meet the president of ht Z w H t Z f M. You're making this stuff, dude.
This is scary Jones and you've been phone tapped?
Are you serious?
But your mom you must be joking?
No way, man, My grandfather.
He just said to me, it's probably those crazy people from the radio. Elvis Duran's phone