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Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home

Oct 21, 20245 min
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Episode description

Jake's been unemployed, and decided to mess with his girlfriend by screwing up their home to keep himself busy.

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2

Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1

Garrett, what did you do? Well?

Speaker 3

Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie. Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job, so he's kind of been going stir crazy just sitting around the house while he looks for a job. So he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying, you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.

Speaker 1

I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working. Well.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that and the fact that what he's about to tell her what he's been doing.

Speaker 1

All Right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in to get a phone tap.

Speaker 2

Let's see what happens.

Speaker 1

Hello, Hey, how's your day?

Speaker 2

It's fine?

Speaker 1

How are you pretty good? There's a little problem, h Well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad my cocktail dress.

Speaker 2

What do you mean you shrank it a little bit?

Speaker 1

Like it went from a size it would figure to a size that would only sit like a five year old.

Speaker 2

What.

Speaker 1

Yeah, uh, I'll have to wear it just tomorrow. Yeah, well, you're not going to be able to because because it is.

Speaker 2

A gy already the dryer.

Speaker 1

No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought it would it would fix, would smell.

Speaker 4

Oh my god, Yeah, why.

Speaker 2

Are you doing laundry?

Speaker 4

Well, I never do laundrey. Why I do laundry because you don't know how to do laundry.

Speaker 1

Well, I thought I would just throw it in with my other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.

Speaker 2

Why was there paint on your clothes?

Speaker 1

Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get ahead start.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets in the ceiling.

Speaker 2

You painted the cabinets and the ceiling of the.

Speaker 1

Kitchen, most of the ceiling. I got some of the paint on the floor, and then I tracked it around the house a little bit.

Speaker 4

What color did you paint it?

Speaker 1

Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then and then cuse for the cabinets.

Speaker 2

And I thought, why would you do that without talking to me first?

Speaker 4

Why would you do it? Why did you paint our kitchen without talking to me first? Well, we didn't even we didn't even agree on a color.

Speaker 1

Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.

Speaker 2

You know, which is the type of thing you need to talk to me about before you do. In our apartment, maroon.

Speaker 1

On the ceiling, it's very soothing.

Speaker 2

Why are you painting the cabinets and the ceiling in our apartment? Why are you doing laundry?

Speaker 4

And why are you putting my dress in with your painting clothes. You knew I had to wear that dress tomorrow. What is your problem? You need to get out of the house and they're doing something. Jake, stop doing things inside the house. I don't have time for this. You can't make a decision like that without seeing me.

Speaker 1

I thought that. You know, if I make a small decision, it will lead to a bigger decision.

Speaker 4

You can have a bigger decision like getting a job or were you ever going to decide about that, because that's something.

Speaker 2

You could be doing during this time instead of painting the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.

Speaker 1

Go hold on, baby, the drivers coming off the wall. Bit it looks like I should have put all those tennis shoes in with water bed sheets.

Speaker 2

Stop doing things, Stop doing things around the house. Just turn everything off and walk.

Speaker 4

Out of the house and go apply for a job.

Speaker 2

I'm so big of this.

Speaker 4

You need to get out of the house. Stop touching my things. I can't believe you did this. You need to take care of this before I get home. You need to be here that I am not going home to this.

Speaker 2

You need to fix the wall, and you need to give me money for a new cocktail dress because I need it for tomorrow.

Speaker 4

I can't deal with you.

Speaker 2

Just sitting around the apartment doing anything all day.

Speaker 1

I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you should give me some credits, I mean maybe a credit apartment.

Speaker 4

What did you do today?

Speaker 2

You shrunk my cocktail dress?

Speaker 4

What else did you do today? What did you do that was at all helpful to my life?

Speaker 2

I can't sit here and talk to you about what.

Speaker 4

You set up in our apartment. Well, I have to work.

Speaker 2

Do you understand You need to get out of the house and go apply for a job.

Speaker 1

It doesn't a whole time for a nap.

Speaker 4

So see, hey, why would you take a nap?

Speaker 2

You slap until ten, You sleep until noon.

Speaker 4

Naps the time.

Speaker 1

Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority list be? What would you try and tackle first?

Speaker 2

Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker, make the decision yourself figure it out.

Speaker 1

Is that? Am I on the right track? There?

Speaker 2

Takest these problems. I'm serious, you are talking to.

Speaker 4

Me so much. Set Hey, hey Katie, who is this take?

Speaker 1

You have a party?

Speaker 3

No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped?

Speaker 2

What?

Speaker 1

Sorry? Baby, Jake?

Speaker 4

How do you have time to phone tap me? But you don't have a job. I don't get it.

Speaker 2

I can't believe you.

Speaker 1

Okay, No, I had like an interview to day went really well, and I thought on my way home that I you didn't take my dress. No, everything's fine.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, I gotta go. This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by a students

Speaker 1

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