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I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time

Oct 14, 20245 min
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Episode description

Stacy's mom has been overly concerned about her daughter's last semester, so Danielle calls to wonder why she hasn't been attending her classes.

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Speaker 1

Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. The Elvis Durand's phone tappen? What's today's phone?

Speaker 2

Tap? All over?

Speaker 3

Well, Stacy emailed and says, I'd like to call my mom tell her that I'm not allowed back in school because I have excessive absence. My mom's gonna flip out because I've only one more semester until I graduate. And she asked me every day, sometimes fifteen times a day, if I went to school. So we're calling her mom now, we're gonna make her upset.

Speaker 4

Hi, Stacy, Please, this is not Stacy.

Speaker 1

Oh, this isn't Who is this?

Speaker 4

Says her mother. How can I help you?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 1

Hi, my name is Linda Vassar. I'm calling from Spaghner.

Speaker 5

Fact.

Speaker 1

Is she around?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 4

She is not. I can help you. She's not gonna help.

Speaker 2

You with Okay.

Speaker 1

We're just going through our records and calling people who haven't been showing up for school and just trying to figure out why they have been there.

Speaker 4

She goes at night. Now she's give her whole problem tonight.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I know that, but she hasn't been here since last semester.

Speaker 4

Well, then I think you take up with her cause when she leaves my house and says, she's going to school. That's why I think she's going. So I don't know, but you have her cell phone.

Speaker 1

Do you want me to three her in so you can talk to her as well?

Speaker 4

Sure, if you can do that, okay, yeah, can.

Speaker 1

You hold a second?

Speaker 3

Yeah, okay, hold.

Speaker 4

On, very nice. He gets dressed up to go to her friends. He goes home with her and tell me what you did in school and everything? Has a nurse saying she wasn't there.

Speaker 1

Stay there? Are you there?

Speaker 5

Yeah?

Speaker 4

I say, well, you have to make from making your flashes on the front with us, and said you have not been to school at all this week?

Speaker 5

Oh okay, isn't it something to you? What the past three nights me and Christina have been going out. We haven't been going to school.

Speaker 4

Okay you know what. No, I am done with this, okay, because you've made her school crazy with this nighttime thing.

Speaker 2

Go other, mommy.

Speaker 5

If they throw me out of school whatever, I'll just get a bar at night or something like that.

Speaker 4

I'll get my pet. You have been lying me, number one, that's the first place. All right, what do you think you're doing?

Speaker 2

You went to all this trouble me, Iree, I don't need a degree. I don't need a certificate anything.

Speaker 4

Okay, what why you lying me? What did you want was not going to school with her? Okay, that girl was no longer lad, that's what's gonna be to No.

Speaker 5

Listen, listen, I swear how had a job at like a bar? They make really good money bartenders, and I'm pretty too, so I.

Speaker 4

Answer, Excuse me, I'm not paying thirty thousand dollars for a bartending job.

Speaker 2

Come on?

Speaker 4

Are you not here today? Excuse me?

Speaker 2

Why do I Why do I need a degree? Come on?

Speaker 4

Excuse me? You are going to go for a certificate Until you.

Speaker 5

I'll depend on my husband, my.

Speaker 4

Boy, are you rus come on a drugs?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 4

Why would I depend on your husband's the rest of your life? This is a miss independent girl.

Speaker 2

Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4

Excuse me? Shut up right on my work. I cannot scream.

Speaker 5

Listen.

Speaker 4

One month, severe severe trouble cause you lied to your father, made the last two nights. Okay, make a full out of me, MELI as an you questions about school, You're carrying all everything else and you haven't been there. Okay, who are you hurting? Here?

Speaker 2

You don't need a degree you have.

Speaker 4

I set up people buying all myself.

Speaker 2

I'll work out you pay a bar full time jobs. They're scaring me.

Speaker 5

I just won't put education on my resume.

Speaker 4

And I'm not having a thirty thousand dollars long and my shoulders and you were for you to barkened mommy.

Speaker 5

You make a lot of money bartending. Have you ever done it?

Speaker 4

And I'll scare me? Forget it? The idea is forget it. Okay, I'm I'm another friends all I can do what I want.

Speaker 5

I don't know why you're overreacting.

Speaker 4

I'm unreacting. You're lied to me. I can't trust you because you're this is a huge mass of law.

Speaker 5

You told me I'm not going to school anymore.

Speaker 4

I don't I know that could have just three.

Speaker 2

You all ever again? Nowhere else either.

Speaker 4

You're not Prettywhere we're trying to say is I have thirty thousand dollars and you don't seem to care about mommy.

Speaker 2

It's okay, just pay it off.

Speaker 4

How do you want I pay you off? Spacy?

Speaker 2

How it's not that much money?

Speaker 4

Are you crazy? You're the girl who's always level headed? It's not you see how you have hurt me. It doesn't matter the mean thing to you.

Speaker 5

I can't talk to you about anything because you're crazy.

Speaker 4

So thinks you're a lie to me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's gonna lie.

Speaker 4

I told me every night.

Speaker 2

It's much easier to lie to you. It's much easier.

Speaker 4

This is not my daughter.

Speaker 5

You're really overreacting about this.

Speaker 4

It's I'm unreacting when you're When you have a thirty thousand dollars road under your name, let's see how you overreact. I'm not paying it.

Speaker 2

Mommy, it's just not I told you school is not for me. It's really fine.

Speaker 4

All you had to do was tell me that a month ago. But it's that every night. So, honey, how was school today?

Speaker 2

Oh?

Speaker 1

It was good.

Speaker 4

I have to dressed up.

Speaker 3

When I go.

Speaker 4

You lied and you kept the light going. That's what hurts me more than anything. Why come through?

Speaker 5

Why don't you want me to like barotens or something?

Speaker 4

So I'm not talking.

Speaker 5

If you're working a club, I can dance in a club or something like that.

Speaker 4

I'll be home.

Speaker 2

I'll be safe.

Speaker 4

I can't believe you're talking like this.

Speaker 2

Okay, I can be a stripper.

Speaker 4

You're talking stupid.

Speaker 2

That's always an option.

Speaker 4

You're not my daughter.

Speaker 1

Hey Ma, she's not on drub. Do you know what she's on? What she's on the radio, Because you've just been phone tapped.

Speaker 4

Always God the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3

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