The phone, Elvis Dan, Elvis Durant phone tap. You know what, every time Greg t phone taps his mom and his grandmother for some reason, we all laugh, we all poop our pants.
It's funny stuff. It's gonna happen again. And how come they haven't figured it out?
You know what?
Yesterday I got a phone call from my mother and she said, honestly, Greg, it is enough already.
All right, Well here we go.
Here's the latest, the many many great phone taps, great tea phone taps his mom and his grandmother.
Let's listen in.
Hello Grandma, Hi, honey, how are you?
I'm doing fine? How about yourself?
So?
Yeah, you're still bruised.
No, it's going away, but it hurts. See if it's gonna take a while.
You know what I thought of, Grandma? You were not walking with your cane. Yeah, that's why you fell.
I know. I'm trying. How Jada, she's doing great?
Actually, that's why I'm calling. So I have to start to teach her a little bity little about the birds and the bees. How do you think I go about that?
Oh? My god, you he been a good one.
How did you tell mom about the birds and the bees?
I'm eighty three years old. Do you think I can go back that far? My elevator don't work that good?
Well, Grandma should be like riding a bike. You know, you never forget?
Oh jesus, what are you talking about?
You know what? Let me get Mom on the phone and we'll try to see. Let's find out.
Let's try.
I doubt it. I don't think she's home.
Hey Mom, Yeah, Hey, what are you doing right now?
I'm making sweet potatoes right now for tomorrow.
I told you she's busy. Oh hi, Hi, honey. I didn't cay you today.
No, no, no, I I why what's up?
Well, Matt, so I have a question. Grandma was trying to help me out. But you don't really remember. How do I teach Jade about the birds and the bees?
Well, she's a little young for that, don't you think.
Cause Grandma said that you were a quick learner.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're doing wrong.
I don't remember, Gregor, I don't remember what I did yesterday.
And he ain't going to ask me what I remember? How many years?
Well, I said, she didn't even have to tell you. She said that you were very good in school, but you were better in bed.
Oh my god, how.
Do I tell her about the man's and then the Oh.
My god, I'm going to hang up now.
Well, between the two of you, how many partners did you guys have?
Oh mind, you know, don't don't even do Telly, I'm eighty three years old.
Yeah, please, I can't remember that.
No, come on, what if Janda meets a little boy in the playground they start getting them?
Okay, I'll learn by bell she's two years old. I don't want to.
You know, Grandma, what age was it when mommy started kissing boys?
Oh? I know, you know what? What? I wasn't with it? I'm sixty one years old. Here, what do I know? Today they dressed like like crazy people.
At my time, it was different, and the kids grew up smart and good.
This is ridiculous. Already, you walk through the mall. You girls have nothing on half at the time about the times.
When you were young and you were, you know, doing it in the back of people's cars.
What I didn't do anything in the back of the n.
Our kids were good.
I don't have time for this, you're already I'm trying to make these sweet potatoes. They are going to come out now lousy because I'm not thinking about what I'm doing. I don't have time for this.
You know, when the hormones start raging.
My hormones went out the window.
The man's private parts.
To be Gregory, I call what you want, but I'm going to tell you this right now.
I'm going to hang up.
I am going to hang up. Why And I don't mean this in a bad way. Have time for this?
Every one?
Hey, but Grandma said to ask you.
Oh, I'm going to.
Hang up.
And the woman hold on, Let's call mom back again.
No, no, mother, one time.
No, no, no, don't mother.
She's going to get angry. She's not going to answer. She's answering.
I know this is you.
Jada was already making out with a baby boy doll.
Would you believe this?
Okay, listen, you believe I'm marbling you something. I know you're going to play this on the air. Yeah, he's going to do this, Harry. I don't care. Please, Gregory, this is not the time to talk about you want to do. I raised my children, you raise yours. Now that is the end of the day.
Why why you're so secretive? What a man and a woman do in the bedroom.
I'm going to hang up till to hang up because this is ridiculous and I didn't even realize what this is, but this is what's gonna go.
No, no, mom, Grandma said that you had many boyfriends.
You are very experienced.
No I didn't.
That's right. Whatever you want to say, that's right. Whatever. Okay, I'm going.
She said Uncle Tom was like a swinger.
Oh god, why don't uncle my out what a swinger is? Okay, he's a real swinger. Okay, don't you dare call uncle Tom?
Hold on, Grandma, let me hold on a second last time.
You call her?
Why don't you call your mother?
Why not?
She's going to get approivated more and she's busy. No, no, she's not gonna.
Please call someone else. Please do not call me. I'm asked.
I called him.
Please do not call me.
Okay, fine, but I'll have you know. Grandma said, call your mother one more time.
Oh I did.
I don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Someone else and they will answer your questions. Okay, Okay, I told you.
What did you say? What did she What did you say?
She keeps hanging.
Up the because she doesn't want to be bottomed, and I told you don't aggravate her anymore.
Grandma Mom was right. You've both been phone tapped again.
Oh my god.
Oh come on now, you're a superstar.
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