The phone Elvis Durant phone tap?
Whose phone tap isn't Oh it belongs to Greg t I'm so excited about this phone tap.
Why are you excited about this phone This is grandma and his mom. There you go, all right, Greg Tea has the phone tap, go right ahead?
All right.
So yesterday we had a restaurant that came up and give us some food. And part of the food that we got was bacon, and I ate a lot of bacon. So all of a sudden, I said, how much bacon could somebody eat before they like pass out? So I figured, you know what, this could be a kind of a funny phone tap, So I decided to have another, you know, go at it. We'll get with my mom with my grandmother and my mom and I put them both together.
And you know, when mom and grandma are together, it makes for a great phone tap.
And we all agree your mom and grandmother should have their own show. But they are fantastic. All right, Let's listen to Greg Tea's mom and grandma. Is they are phone tapped by Greg Tea?
Here, Grandma, Hey, I got a question.
I'm trying to figure.
Out how much bacon can someone eat before they're starting to have, like, I don't know, some kind of bacon issues.
I don't know idea.
We had a restaurant that came up and they brought us all this food, and I ate the bacon. Was so delicious, and I done eating the bacon and eating the bacon.
I'm eating so much bacon.
But now I feel like I got I have sweats, I'm loss of breath.
And my heart is racing out of here. Yeah, and I think I got diarrhea too.
Oh my god, Well, why don't you call it doctor or somebody?
My one thumb is twice the size of my other thumb. Oh come on, No, well maybe not, but I'm getting nervous and I don't know what to do.
Oh my god, was don't you call or something like that? I don't know.
Is anybody in the family allergic to bacon? Grahama, I gotta know. No, no, no, I think I got like diarrhea. I gotta go.
Now you're getting me nervous. I know, better call somebody. What did Mom say, called doctor or somebody?
No, I told her I was calling you. Momm used to tell me stories that you guys used to roast pigs in your backyard.
What what are you talking about?
You guys were pig roasters back in the day.
Where are you getting this ideas from?
Just hold on a second, Grandma, Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on home.
And we'll get to the bottom of this.
Oh geez, I've never heard Yeah, tell me said shuke.
Hello, Mom, I got Grandma on the other line.
Terry, Yeah, what are you telling him? When do we roast pigs in our backyard? I didn't say that, that's what he told me. Don't even joke about something like that. And then he's telling me, now he's allergic to bacon. When are you allergic to bacon?
I am, I'm sweating. I had too much to eat today.
Okay, you know, because now that's some being really stupid.
It is, Grandma, I'm sick. I'm alergic to bacon.
Go to the doctor.
It's from the pigs that you used to own.
It's a stupid now, Terry, it's ridiculous. Now, it's the ridiculousness.
So you did not roast pigs back in the day in the backyard?
Are you crazy? Are you going nuts? Now? This is it stupid? And then we're going to kill a pig. It's ridiculous to me in a way to start a day.
You made us eat bacon all the time. Bacon, bacon, bacon.
Okay, okay, in your dreams, Okay, all right, very good.
Grandma always fed us hot dogs all the time.
When grimmy 's the babysit should feed us hot dogs constantly.
Anybody ever gets sick. No, okay, that's a shame. Then you better never touch bacon again.
Well, I think I can't have enough bacon. I'm coughing, I'm lost of breathfast.
Well what graha? Okay, I'm gonna hang up. Yeah, because this is a stupid conversation. You should be ashamed of yourself, bother when your grandmother with something stupid like this.
You're saying that you guys didn't roast pigs.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All right, we roasted pigs. Oh maybe we roasted everything. We roasted pigs. We had everything here. Yes, if you feel that way, are there people around you? Now?
Well, there are people around us. The reason why is because I'm phone tapping both of you again.
No kidden, Oh, no, Kidden. That's ridiculous. I knew it was a stupid world.
Grandma that used to kill pigs in your backyard.
Yeah, okay, did you ever? Yeah? Please? All right? Killing other headache? All right, bye everybody.
That was just awful.
By the way, I love I love your mother and grandmother so much.
I just I think they should be off limits. This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants. Dan phone tap on Elvi's Duran in the morning show