Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tap. A little letter came in, says during Elvis. My grandfather has a tendency to be short with people if his feathers are ruffled. Most grandfathers are. He recently bought a computer from a popular area electronics store and was told he had six months to pay it off.
What a great idea.
Please phone tap him and accuse him of being delinquent with his payments. Take away the interest you credited him for, and he'll get really mad from his granddaughter, Melissa. What is better than playing a phone tap on granddad?
Scary? Are you going to do the honors?
Sure?
Here we go. Hello, Hi, man speak with Frederick please.
Oh wow, you're speaking to him.
This is Manny Petty over at the account's receivable department.
Yeah.
Yeah, it just has everything today.
Sir, pretty good.
You just made the last of six payments on that computer you bought.
From us about a month and a half ago. I guess you're a little late with the follow up, right, It.
Took you eight months when our policy was and I see we've credited you the interest.
You didn't credit me when I bought it. They told me I had four years to pay it out. I don't pay interest.
Did you read the fine print?
Sir? Let me finish my story.
Okay, Oh wow, you're getting a little route here.
Yeah. Well, because you're telling me that you miscredited me and you're talking about my money. When I spoke to the gentleman, he says, well, you don't have to pay interest if you pay it off in six months, right, And that's what I did. I paid it off in five and a half months.
Well, we just got your payment last week.
You didn't just get my payment last week.
Well that's when it was posted.
Well, that's not my problem. You want me to pull out my money or I sent that payment to you a month and a half ago.
We get dead beat customers like you all the time, sir.
You get dead beat customers like me all the time. Absolutely, Let me speak to somebody that's bigger than you. Okay, you're telling me I'm a dead beat.
Yes you are, sir.
Oh and yeah you're a piece okay, sir.
Okay, hold on a second. You still with us, Melissa?
Yeah, I'm here, Karry, what are you doing to him?
Hello?
Yeah, this is Manny Petty again. How you doing, sir?
I've better.
Are we going to get through this or do I have to take away your one hundred dollars rebate as well?
What do you mean this will be a rerebate a rerebate.
Yes, we're recalling the rebate.
I just want to say something, Well.
What's the matter?
There ain't nothing.
You have a lot of problems.
I have a lot of problems.
Yeah, it sounds like you have some issues. You want to get this out in the open, go for it.
You're telling me I sent to the wrong address. Whatever goes in the window that address the window? What are you trying to make.
A fool out of me? No, sir, I just want to tell you that you're not getting your interest. We're going to discredit that, so I don't want you calling it crying.
I would like to speak to somebody above you.
Would you like me to transfer you?
Yes?
Please, mister Michael Appenheimer speaking. This is mister Mike up and hummer.
Listen. I want to speak to somebody about clearing up something that's not true and somebody talking to me like I'm on, So what happens I purchased the computer? Who am I speaking to?
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Let me call you back. Give me your number, Mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Is there something else that's bothering you?
Is there something bothering me?
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
Thinks you are? Who do you think you are? With your wires in smiles? Really, I have no idea why you're trying to give me your problem.
I'll tell you what. Why don't I just put you on the phone with your granddaughter Melissa.
I thought you.
This is scary Jones and you've been phone tapped.
Oh my god, I love you. If she was here, I'd kick around