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Geek Squad is Calling

May 05, 20264 min
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Episode description

A guy phone taps his girlfriend about her broken computer and Garrett calls as the repair service to confuse her!

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Speaker 1

Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping. All right, Garrett, it's all about you today. What's your phone tap? All over? Well, Elvis Billy wants to play a phone tap on his girlfriend Lindsey. Now, Lindsay knows nothing about technology, and recently Lindsay had some computer trouble, so she called a company to come repair her computer, and they haven't been coming to fix it, so she's rescheduled a few times. So I start the call to

Lindsay as the computer repairman here to fix her computer. Yeah, there's nothing more frustrating than a broken computer, especially to what I'm dealing with you. I think you'll hear that here in this phone tap. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is Lindsay home? Please speaking Hi Lindsay. Hey, this is Scooter bron over at Initiates. Sister. I know that you were looking to schedule an appointment. Yeah, yes it was. Thank you for calling. What seems to be the problem

with your computer. I don't know. It's like splashing this symbol at me and I'm not really sure what's going on again. I was just working on a paper and I crashed. Okay, do you know if the case m V switch happened to bust. I don't know what that is. I don't know. I know a lot about Can you come? Can you? Can you actually come over and take a look at what we totally looking to do that. Have you looked into the back conundrum to see if there's any blockage in the A one to four hole? What?

I don't know. No, no, no, no, no no no, I don't know what's going on. It sounds like it could be the A one four problem. So what I need you to do right now? Take your laptop, look in the back and just give it, give it a little blow, just blow into the back. See if anything is like rustling around, like a little piece of metal or something. So okay, all right? And did you notice any movement from any particles from the back of the A one four hole? No, it's really a tight hole.

I mean, what do you want me to do? Uh? Do you think that you might have blown the main frame? I don't know what the main frame is? What talking of? I need you to come over here and fix my computer, you hot stuff. I don't know computers. All right, hold on, let me see if I can get someone out to you. Within the next maybe the day or so. IM okay, please hold no, you're gonna come over here and fix like if you're right now? Do you understand? I don't

know she's one of those yet though. She doesn't even know what the hardware is, don't know what mainframe is. Hello, put her in the idiot. You know that I'm sitting on the line and I can hear what you're saying. Who do you think you are? Hi? How's it going? I just talked to one of our guys. I dare you customer? I understand that customer, Okay, and you do not talk to me like that. I am not supposed to know how to fix computers. You are. I never

said that your job. She had no idea what's going on? Oh my god? All right, so Billy, gonna have you call her back and act like you have no idea what's going on? Just calling and checking on her? Hello? Come on? Oh my god. I just got off the phone with the gas and I was gonna bok an appointment and I'm just frustrated. Why didn't you end up booking an appointment? Because they they have sended me so hard? What's up with the computer? Then? I don't know. I don't know what an A one my is? Do you

mean that A one four port? Do you have you blow in event? If you know about this? And why didn't you come over and fix my computer for me? Why don't they call and pay somebody five hundred bucks? Hey, lindsay what who is this? My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tap by your boyfriend Billy got new right, Elvis

Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by all the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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