Don't Put Me On Hold

Elvie Duran in the Morning show.

Here's one of our world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone tap. All right, I got the email here, Dear Elvis, my husband Donald and I have been fighting with a car dealership that leased us our truck. No one ever returns our calls, but they keep sending us bills and it's driving us batty. I think it would make a great phone tap if you were to call my husband from the car dealership wondering why he usedn't paid the bill. Well, my husband is very upset and

Hey, today's phone tap. Let's listen it.

Hello, Hey, how you doing.

I'm looking for Don Puppolino.

Donald, but yeah, this is him.

Hey, this is Steve Skulk from US.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah good.

I'm glad you guys get back to me finally.

Thank you listening. I'm like sixty days past through with you guys, because I've been trying to get you guys to talk to me about all these charges on my bill.

You know, can you hold on one second, please, yeah, A hold on, Jilly?

Really okay?

Can you not put me on hold? I just want to take care of this. I don't have all days.

Yes, listen to music?

Okay.

You guys charge me almost one hundred bucks in incidentals. What are incidentals? Do you want to explain that to me?

I have here, I have a quote, you have one missing passenger floormat, a floor mat.

I don't even remember using a floormat.

Are you kidding me?

You put your feet on it on the format?

Thank you, thank you?

Can you condescend to me a little bit more?

Look?

You know what?

Can you hold on?

I want to find out exactly how.

I want to hold on? You mean, oh Jesus right?

Hurt this guy?

You know?

And I'll put the Can you not put me on hold? I just want to take care of this. I don't have all days sitting. Yes, I listen to music okay, And I'm not the typical maw and you deal with Okay? What's I want to I want all these charges reduced. It's not eliminated because there's a bunch of crep a floor mat. You're going How much are you gonn charge you for a.

Floor mat, it's only forty five dollars.

Oh really, it's only forty five dollars.

Is that?

Is that all it is?

You know? Actually, let me go check on that.

Hold on, don't go check?

No, No, he's talking.

What a good? What a good?

What? Disy checking with? This guy keeps on putting me hold every like two.

Minutes, not even two minutes. I would have I would love to have two minutes.

I'm sorry, mister, not put me on hold?

All right, okay, okay, I want to resolve this.

Can you probably on the on the phone line with the person you're checking with, because I really don't want to be kept on being put on hold.

You know why what you know what?

You keep on yelling at me? Could you please hold on for a second.

No, I'll come down. Please don't put me on hold? You really are you? I swear to God I said that the last time I leased start God, I'm.

Gonna walk from now on. Peters Christ Oh, well it changed, muss. I think they're changing news. It's somehow worse.

Mister Popolino.

Yeah, okay, first of all, don't you quit me on hold? But I'm trying to solve it.

I say, you guys are wasteing my.

Time right now.

Okay, hey, listen, I'm doing the best job I possibly can. I'm trying to locate your bill and understand exactly what we're billing you for.

Oh really, it's interesting because you keep up trying to locate my bill. You always have some answer for the charges I give you. What do you where's the bill? Now?

Can you bear with me one second? My coffee just finished.

I am going to go down there, and.

My god, what is this? Where is this music?

Uh?

Don't you love a nice cup of coffee, mister Popolino?

Yeah, I would love a cup of coffee, good cup.

Of coffee this early in the morning.

So anyway, you know, I mean, I can cut you a deal here around six sixty one if you're can assure me you're gonna pay.

The bill sixtixty one years a deal right now? Charge me three hundred.

You know we always one.

Dollars over what I agreed to pay.

You know what, can you hold on? Please?

No, I can't see.

They've been playing down from my eighty sixcoms.

They're playing what's the kid with that?

What's the show with the Little Black kids?

In the eighties?

Yeah, that was just. That was my wife I talked about here.

We're pretty dude. I won't take care of these deals. I'll pay you two hundred bucks, but I'm not gonna pay incident toes or horizontal toes or perpendiculars. I never want. No, don't hold on, please don't. I swear it no with me? See all right, mister pop horstage. I think it's with me to play with me. You haven't hear that. I know it's just making a day. But don't put me. I swear to God I will go down there and run you a because.

Mister, this is Greg t from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You, my friend, have just been phone tabbed. Don't be angry. Your wife got us do this.

Of course she did. Of course you did. Of course she did.

She told us how it makes you so upset when you get put on hold, and I agree with you.

I hate being put on hold?

What upset?

I'm not upset right now.

I just I just had a heart attext three times in a while listening to you guys.

Okay, okay, okay, please hold.

Great fan had a pretty good phone tap today.

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