Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Scary, it's your phone tap, tell me all about it.
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her summer housemate Niki. They rented a beach house through a realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints and tickets from the town for drinking in the street. So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of the house. Uh in a bit, and I'm gonna mess with Nicky. But first Joe starts to call all right, let's listen it to Scary's phone tap.
Here we go, Hello, Hey, suck Hiles. So I've been getting these calls from Alan. Do you know Alan? No? Was that the owner of the house? Okay? What is it he is? He's saying that like we're throwing too many parties and we're like too loud, and of course the story parties is a beach house. He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff. Are you kidding me? What the hell was he saying? Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing off the balcony.
Like I can't control the people.
That are gonna be there. That is what taps on the shore. That's stupid. We've already got three tickets from the rent a cops. Yes, so like, look, are not even real cops. Okay, scam by the city's breaker. Maake back the money. We're not going to get in trouble. Okay, we're just paying the town a few dollars.
Fine.
Well, listen, it's not just the rented cops too. The neighbors have been complaining about us. Watterbidge is spilling up because nobody's cleaned. Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors because they knew what they were getting into when they bought the houses around us.
It's a beach town and there would not be a town if we didn't rent there in the summer.
Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again for no hang on, just I'm gonna put him through on the mollent because I just wanted to calling me. Hang on, hang on you I'm.
Gonna kill you.
Hello, Hello, hey Ellen, I have Nikki on the phone. Also, she's the one that's.
On the that's you. Yeah, Hi, Hi, how are you. I'm the owner of the house.
Okay, Hi, Yeah, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I mean like I'm kind of like, why are you calling my Hey?
I'm like fun, like what's going on? Like what kind of brothel are you running over there?
Brothel?
I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of me that you about fifteen twenty people in the house at a time.
Yeah, we're having parties because it takes beach house and it's up summer.
First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cup. Yeah, and it's got over the property lines. The second you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy, and you're putting my property in jeopardy.
You would really would afford this house if we were embracing it from you this summer. Okay.
I know you only have this house.
You can like have like affairs on your wife or something. So I will feel like talking to me about what goes on in this house because I know what you do.
Okay, And I know what you do too.
And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk last weekend.
Who was that? I don't know? Who took over my barbecue?
How do you even know about that?
Well, that's it. You're done. You're out. You're all of you are out.
Don't come back out.
You can't do that.
I will get a lawyer.
I there is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.
Yeah, you signed a contract, give it over to me for the summer.
Is that crass? I did?
But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles of fireball on the sidewalk. Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what's bullsh the fact that you decided to section off the three bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.
We took down those walls, so that's not even an issue anymore.
Oh no, guess what. I'm standing in the house right now, and the walls are still up right now, you're passing, okay, No, I'm walking through the living room right now. I'm gonna see what's over.
Here right now.
Oh marijuana.
Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacci huh.
Let me take some pictures here, Exhibit A.
I'm gonna call them right now and tell them next door house marijuana. You're gonna get trouble.
Okay, Okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours.
Let me find out here I'm not here's a draw of condoms. I'm building a case. I hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky does it scary juns from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
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