Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap? All right, Scary, who are you phone tapping? Today? Our friend Mike from.
Deanino's Pizza got in touch with us and wanted to get even with his buddy John, who owns a commercial cleaning business. Now, John's always pranking Mike's Mike figured I'm gonna set John up right now. He told John a good friend of his played by me is going to be calling him to use his cleaning services for a very unusual job.
Okay, John's expecting my call.
Let's hear for Denino's Pizza Staten Island, Oh, my favorite pizza.
All right, here we go, Scary's phone. You can joy the music while your party is reached. Yes, this John, How you doing? My name is Anthony?
Oh okay? How were you?
Pretty good? You clean? Yes? We do.
We have a commercial cleaning business.
See I run this social club. Uh huh, and we need a major cleanup job. The front is an espresso bar, that's fine, it's the back area.
Okay. Can you get bloodstains out of a carpet?
Bloodstains out of a carpet, I've never done it before. And be honest with you, Anthony, I don't want to, you know, say yes and not know if I can do it or not. Is it a lot of blood or is it like speckled.
Certain areas have some specs, but there's one area.
That just is dredged.
Boy, I that's.
There's also a walk in freezer which definitely needs a very big cleaning, just.
A typical cleaning and stuff.
Well, we're hoping to dispose of the body sometimes this.
Week, so disposed to what the I don't want to repeat myself. Okay, yeah, you have oversized garbage bags.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry for either, sorry for the way I'm acting. I'd never you know, I totally understand, and I think you for thinking of us. But with all the respect, Anthony, if if if I talk to my partner, which is my wife, yeah, and she's not she's not comfortable with it. And if we say no, well good, no hard feelings.
I'm not gonna say that, no hard feelings. But is she grossed out easily by random body parts?
Yes? She is?
She is?
She is?
Yeah, And maybe it's not a good idea to bring her on this. Maybe you want to consider somebody else to do the job with you?
All right, Well, let me let me talk it over with her and I'll wait for your word Wednesday, sir, Thank you, all right, sir?
Bye bye, Mike.
What's up?
All right? Yeah, he'd called me right now, don't answer it. I'm calling him back. You talk.
Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.
Hello, what's up?
Mike?
How are you good? I was down the base from Sorry, what's going on? Mike?
I got a phone call from your friend here, which one Anthony about what?
Why?
I'm not into this?
Why? What do he tell you to do? Clean?
Body parts up?
I thought he wanted you to clean the coffee shop? You, Mike, I swear, I'm sorry. Listen, listen to me.
You listen to me.
I feel bad. I shouldn't even got you involved.
Know. I'm out. I'm out.
I thought it was just a coffee thing.
Now I'm out.
Mike.
The guy gotta go. We're not doing your house ere a Wednesday. Come on? This ain't cool, Mike, oh Man, All right, Man, I gotta go, and I gotta go.
I'm sorry. I didn't think you said anything.
Take take care of Mike. You won't see us for a couple of days. Come on, you know this ain't cool, Mike. I'm serious, man, I know I'm serious to saying cool no more. I'll see you later. I gotta go back and tell him that you're gonna do with them. I'm now, Mike, I swear to God.
Come on, man, take care Mike.
I'm hanging up the phone right now. Take care of Mike.
Come on, don't hang up.
No, I'll see you later, Mike.
I gotta go.
Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. So John, yes, I spoke to Mike, se be honest with your sorry to cutting up. I didn't mean that. Yeah, we're we're not that.
We can't.
I apologize and everything, but I don't know, I'm not we we just.
Can't do it well.
Mike said that he would.
Give you a hand though, Anthony, you sound like a good guy. But yeah, that's a no. Thank you, Anthony.
You didn't see nothing, you didn't know nothing. Afterwards, you don't worry about it. This is the business that we're in back here, so you.
Know totally understand, But no, thank you.
It's too late to back out because I just told you about the whole thing. Don't I know you're not going to go to the authorities with.
This stuff.
Never going to happen.
You're almost like one of us.
Now, yeah, okay, I'd love to have lunch with you because you'll be like a good guy. No, no, thank you.
Listen, it's gonna be it's gonna be a fifteen minute job.
They thank you, but no, thank you so much.
A boy a being by the bang and out. You'll be good, all right.
But I'm not a made guy.
Though you're not made, but I think you're made officially. Now you've been phone tapped. Oh no, hey, John, this is scary Johnson Melvis here in the morning show.
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