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Beach House Burned Down

Aug 29, 20254 min
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Episode description

Lauren got a beach house for vacay and is super excited, so Skeery calls as the realtor with some unfortunate news!

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2

Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1

Every morning at seven twenty, we give you a fresh phone tap.

Speaker 3

We love playing crank calls.

Speaker 1

Actually, you told us you loved him, That's why they're back. Got an email from Nicole Godfrey.

Speaker 3

See I think you have her on the phone. Good morning Nicole? Is that you?

Speaker 2

Yeah? Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 1

Rather than me reading out your email, what is it you want to do to your friend Lauren?

Speaker 2

All right, Well, me and my friends this is the first year getting a beach house down in Belmar, and I thought it'd be a great idea to have someone pretend to be a real withor and tell her that our house burnt down.

Speaker 3

Right, can you imagine? So she already you guys already put your deposit down on the house.

Speaker 1

Yeah, And you want the realtor to call and say, well, hey, thanks, but no thanks the house burnt down.

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Yeah, all right?

Speaker 1

So why do you hate your friend Lauren?

Speaker 3

Why do you want to do this to her?

Speaker 2

No, I don't hate her. I just think she's the most gullible out of all the girls at the house, and I think she'll really fall for it. And I can't wait to hear what you says.

Speaker 1

Do we go scary Lauren telling her her beach house has burned to the ground.

Speaker 3

It's another phone tap.

Speaker 4

Hello, Lauren Gissey Please, Yes, Hi, this is rate from the realty company. Okay, you've rented a house down the shore with us for this summer. Uh huh, and I believe the address. I just want to make sure I could verify this. It's two thirteen by at least even.

Speaker 3

You in belmar right that house burned down? What? Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 2

So that just means sort of screwed a house and not money.

Speaker 3

Basically. Okay, how much money did you put down here?

Speaker 2

Oh? We paid at the seven hundred dollars deposit and then we made our first achievement. Right, we are all paid five hundred, so it was like twenty hundred dollars already.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Well, that money's gone and you still always to balance, which is about one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1

We still have to pay for it, regardless of the house is there or not.

Speaker 4

Yep, that's why why can you afford that money?

Speaker 3

Well? I afford it. Are you working right obviously?

Speaker 2

If we?

Speaker 1

Uh?

Speaker 4

What am I working right now?

Speaker 3

Yes?

Speaker 1

Why do you last?

Speaker 4

I just wanted to make sure that you weren't some deadbeat kid out of college that wasn't going to pay her.

Speaker 2

Bill honestly once on a week for a house that I was running for the summer if I couldn't afford it.

Speaker 4

I just kind of figured that you were like scraping your last pennies together to get this done.

Speaker 2

No, I don't.

Speaker 1

I don't scrape my last pennies anything.

Speaker 3

What do you do for a living?

Speaker 2

Why do you Why are you cares any business?

Speaker 4

Oh?

Speaker 3

I get it, you're still mooching off your father. Hello? Hello? What is she doing right now? You think?

Speaker 4

All right?

Speaker 3

Let's call her back? Hello, Lauren? Yeah, what did I say wrong? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2

What do you mean? You're sorry?

Speaker 3

I don't hear your bull I didn't mean to pry into your personal life. What's your name?

Speaker 4

By the way, listen, if you need some help paying the balance on the house. I do have a side business, little go go bar here in lod Eye. I could hire you and you could earn some extra cash and we can have this.

Speaker 3

Money made up.

Speaker 4

And you have to be kidding me.

Speaker 3

I'm just trying to offer you a way out here. The money is.

Speaker 2

The money?

Speaker 1

I have the money.

Speaker 4

Trying to offer me a job at a bar?

Speaker 2

Do you think you are okay?

Speaker 3

I'll tell you what. Let me put you on the phone with my secretary.

Speaker 2

Hello, Hello, Lauren. Yeah Nicole, you're really going to kick my ass, aren't you?

Speaker 3

You've been phone tapped?

Speaker 1

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2

Our house really didn't burn down. It was just a joke.

Speaker 3

The house is fine, but the money.

Speaker 4

Still do you're just too give me that job at the Coco?

Speaker 3

What do you want to tell Nicole?

Speaker 4

Was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 2

The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show

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