Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapped Garrett. Yes, all right, what trouble are you getting into today? Well, Janine wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Jeff. Now the couple doesn't see eye to eye on something very important in our relationship, owning a pet. So Janine's going to start to call the Jeff and then I'm gonna take over as the guy from the pet adoption. You know, this starts a lot of fights and a lot of relationships. I might ruin
a relationship today to see what happens with Garrett's phone tap. Hello, how are you doing? Oh hey, what's up? I was outside the grocery store and there was like a dog adoption thing outside, and that might be a dog coming to the house. I didn't want to let you know that. Sol whoa, whoa? What did you do? And you're supposed to get some kIPS. They're gonna call you and schedule the appointment time and what to do, what to drop the dog off? Of course, no, no dogs come here
if you pay God, you're still there. Yes, all right, I just hung up on him. So here's what we'll do. I'll call him back right now and schedule a drop off time for your new dog. Oh. Hello, Hi, this is Richard at for adoption agency. We have a brand new golden lab ready to be dropped off at your home. We met your wife today. She seems fantastic. I'm not married, we are not We cannot have a dog. We can't. I'm allergic. The dog comes here, I die. How about that?
Do you want that on your hand? No, not at all, sir, And I'm sorry to hear that. If you want to give it a chance, possibly, you know, maybe the dog will kill me. Do you understand? Can you just hold on one second while I just get an audio recording of you saying that we are not going to be dropping off Ralphie over to your house later on this afternoon. Is that okay? We're more than happy to tell you're not dropping it off, all right? Please hold hello? Hello, Hello, Jeff?
What Hi? My name is Richard mars Over at the pet adoption agency. You said that already. Today I am looking to offer you a chance of a lifetime to bring a warm, cuddly four legged friend into your home today. No, no, For just five cents a day, you could have a nice, loving, caring dog by your side. I don't want I don't want anybody around me for five cents a day, no one to add of very two dogs in the US do not have a home. Hello, Can I tell you a little bit about Ralphie? What comes from from a
home that wasn't caring for him? And after learning today from your lovely girlfriend, I won't care for him either. I won't care for him here. What if today this four legged friend could change your life forever. I don't want a four legged friend. I'm holly times. I have to tell you no logic. I understand. Well, if four legged friends aren't your thing, we have Wheely. He is our two legged pooch. Are you kidding me? A two legged dog? I don't care if the dog can juggle.
I don't want a dog. Stop it. I'm not in the circus. He's not that hard to maintain. He only has two legs, so you won't have to take him out for a walk, and he does have a bag to pee in. So listen, if you bring any dog around here, I won't even let him in, let alone take him for a walk. Stop it. No, do you understand I totally understand. Just imagine that dog running in slow motion into your arms through the grassy fields of the park. When I come down and put my palls
on you. Jeff might name's Garret from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend janeed litter is about the walk cause Helve was off and choke the hell out of Jeff Richard. I don't even know who I'm talking to. This table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants. See Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis duran in the Morning Show.