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Elite Rugby Banter

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Elite Rugby Banter - the rugby pod where the commentary is as unpredictable as the bounce of the ball. Join Phil, Ant, and Andrew, three rugby nerds and fantasy draft managers, as they give their biased and unqualified but never dispassionate opinions on all things rugby related. Andrew: Rugby claim to fame: length of the field try against Bishops for the u12 C team Teams supported other than the Springboks: Stormers, Scotland Favourite rugby moment: every Breyton Paulse flick-flack Ant: Rugby claim to fame: Lightest hooker to play senior rugby for UCT Teams other than the Springboks: Sharks, Giltinis (RIP), Nambia Favourite rugby moment: any Frans Steyn 50m kick, or Louis Carbonel pointing and laughing at the english before slotting a conversion, or RG fighting the whole Aussie team Phil: Rugby claim to fame: Smashed through a whole a Kingswood team to score a magical try (twice) Teams other than the Lions: Springboks, England, Cheetahs Favourite rugby moment: Lions comprehensive win over the Sharks in the 2011 Currie Cup final You can find them on Spotify, iTunes, Soundcloud, and Acast.
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Episodes

Episode 259 - The Long Awaited One

It's been too long. The boys dispense with the formalities of hosting and somehow manage to cover pretty much everything that has happened since our last episode in the year 24 BC. Will Italy ever become a force to be reckoned with? Is Sam Spink a sleeper draft pick? Was France ever as good as we thought? Will Andy ever recover from his whisky hangover? All but the last one will be resolved here, and watch our social media to find out more as the story develops on the babbelas! Music by @monstro...

Feb 13, 20241 hr 5 min

Episode 258:Not quite a eulogy for the Sharks

Our regular panel along with guest Alex take stock of the URC, Challenge and Champions Cups. Is Ivan Rooyen a renaissance man? Is e coli the reason for the Sharks woes? Is Shifty's shift to Stormers a good sidestep? Will Willie le Roux reach 100 caps? Did we forget to mention that Benetton are sitting pretty 2nd on the URC log? Find out here. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Jan 08, 202455 min

Episode 257: Bokke on the Blitz, Sharks are on the fritz

Yes, the URC has started. Ant wishes it was merely a nightmare, but local rugby has been on the go for a few weeks. We recap the fortunes of the URC teams, recap the Blitzboks win in Dubai, and look forward to the festive schedule ahead. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Dec 04, 202351 min

Episode 256: The URC - The Unrelated Rugby Content

The team mops up on all the goings-on in the world of rugby since the World Cup. From the Knocked Out XV to the Springboks victory tour, Duane’s retirement to the reinvention of Welsh veterans (no, not Dan Biggar, he’s done). If you’re expecting an update on the URC, you’re going to have to wait for next week. Until then, the Sharks are shit without their Boks. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Nov 13, 202345 min

Episode 255: We are the Champions...Again as the Springboks overcome the All Blacks

What a performance! It's a great day to be South African as Andrew, Ant and Phil wax lyrical about the Springboks' outstanding Rugby World Cup final display that dispatched the All Blacks, and put smiles on millions on faces. The gang break down the game in Paris to its key moments and run the rule over the game's different aspects which led to South Africa extending their lead at the top of Rugby World Rankings. An off-the-cuff team of the tournament is decided. The Springboks' World Cup legend...

Oct 29, 20231 hr 19 min

Episode 254: It's the Big One!

There’s nothing quite like it. The Boks are back at a World Cup final, and it’s the old foes that stand in the way. Rugby’s giants go head to head in pursuit of the ultimate title. Also featuring: what’s slippier - Mark Telea or Jamie George’s lineout throws? Is Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu moonlighting for Cape Town City FC? Will Welsh clubs ever beat anyone again other than each other? Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Oct 23, 20231 hr 23 min

Episode 253: Putting the "finals" in Quarter Finals

This is our longest episode yet, which reflects the colour, contrast, and quality of rugby on offer this past weekend. Two of the all-time classic Test matches played out in finals-worthy fashion, accompanied by another two QFs that were runts of the litter from the weaker side of the draw. Nonetheless, our very close games are closely analysed by a team that includes a guest appearance from Heinrich, work-mate of Ant and host of Hier's Die Ding. A very optimistic view to the finals is entertain...

Oct 16, 20231 hr 47 min

Episode 252: The Quarter Finals - the closest ever?

This is one of our longest episodes, but also one of our most hotly debated shows ever. First, Andy, Ant and Phil wrap up the pool stages of the World Cup, who under-performed and who shone. Then, chaos and uncertainty reign as they turn their attention to what is a tantalising and incredibly equally matched series of four North v South battles in the Rugby World Cup quarter finals. Form vs class, team chemistry vs individual game breaking ability, knockout rugby or sticking to your game plan te...

Oct 09, 20231 hr 31 min

Ep 251: There are only four good coaches at the World Cup

The second last round of pool games is over, leaving some interesting permutations for the knockouts. Who between the tournament underperformers Argentina and Japan will go through with England? Will Italy stun hosts France? And will Scotland beat Ireland by more than 20 with both teams simultaneously scoring four tries to rip a black hole in the space-time continuum to knock the Springboks out of the World Cup? Short answer - probably not. Long answer - listen to the episode.

Oct 03, 20231 hr 10 min

Episode 250 - Round 3: Nuke squad fails to launch

The boys are back as they run the rule over the third round of Rugby World Cup pool games, with Australia bombing harder than the Bok "Nuke" squad. Otherwise, some largely uninspiring games set the stage for some interesting pool exit permutations. Theme: 80s TV Show by @monstroid

Sep 26, 20231 hr 8 min

Episode 249 - Round 2: The Boys in Bordeaux

Phil and Ant, our two Rugby World Cup correspondents and travellers, are hosted this week by a very jealous and lonely Andrew back in Joburh. They moan about French beer prices and the underwhelming Pacific Island performances (other than the Flying Fijians), but also delight in a Romanian romp and the general World Cup atmosphere on the ground. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Sep 19, 202358 min

Episode 248 - Travel Man: 48 Hours in Bordeaux with Ant & Phil

Andrew chooses pudding over podding and birds over balls, leaving Phil and Ant to rule the roost and run over the opening weekend of the Rugby World Cup. Tempers are kept in better check than journos being triggered over disco lights, but excitement for the next two months overflows as Phil and Ant prepare to make their ways to France! Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Sep 11, 202358 min

Episode 247 - The Official Elite Rugby Banter World Cup Preview Podcast

Andy, Phil and Ant run through each of the pools, putting their predictive prowess on the line, highlighting the key players and the definition of success for each side. Fair warning - there are some hot takes befitting of the European heatwave and some mildly spicy disagreements. Follow us on our socials and join us on the official Rugby World Cup fantasy game (Your unique league code for ERB World Cup Fantasy is: NJFWI40O) and also Superbru. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Sep 05, 20231 hr 10 min

Episode 246 - Bok Blackout

The Springboks won by a world record margin against the All Blacks to end their RWC prep on the perfect note. The team dissect the tactics that produced the victory, grapple with the inconsistent disciplinary applications (like did Farrell shine his shoes?), and deliberate on whether some of the individual performances warrant a World Cup rethink for the Boks best XV, if that's even a thing... Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Aug 26, 20231 hr 1 min

Episode 245 - It's nearly Spring(boks RWC defence)!

The Springboks overran minnows Wales while the English tackle technique is proving contagious. Eddie "Indiana" Jones has bigger fish to French fry and what a ruse from the Wallaroos. The Bulls Daisies are pushing up the women's game locally, while the Cheetahs Force the issue in Bloemfontein. The Boks look for a psychological edge against a Frizellless All Blacks while testing Canaan's Moodie in the middle.

Aug 22, 20231 hr 7 min

Episode 244: The Controversial One

Andrew has a meltdown while Phil and Ant barely manage to contain themselves as the team run the rake over the Owen Farrell non-sanction, the absurd Wallabies World Cup squad, the lack of almost all first-choice international flyhalves, and New Zealand completely forgetting that they have a domestic league on the go. Some sanity is restored with the return of Springbok captain Siya Kolisi for the Wales warm-up game. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Aug 15, 202356 min

Episode 243 - Springbok Squad reaction - Andrew is going to the World Cup!

Hot off the press! Phil, Andrew, and Ant give their immediate reaction to the Springbok squad announcement, with some still in shock. No Pollard, Am, or Lood - but Andrew has been secured as the team kicking coach so there's that. It's not all doom and gloom. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Aug 08, 202336 min

Episode 242 - Scotland overpower World Cup hosts and favourites in shock victory!

With the Rugby Championship out of the way, the gang run the rule over the World Cup warm up fixtures. The Wallabies rediscover their basics, Argentina regress, Manie Libbok loses his kicking boots and then finds them again, Samoa have better ex-All Blacks and Wallabies than Tonga while Fiji's homegrown heroes get it done, Japan see red again, Wales get an unforgettable win over Borthwick's lost boys, and Ireland rejoice in a post-Sexton preview. Check out our Facebook group, IG and Threads acco...

Aug 06, 20231 hr 8 min

Episode 241 - For Whom Gus Bell Tolls

The Rugby Championship is all wrapped up, with the imperious All Blacks turning the Wallabies into Joeys and the Boks just winning a contentious joust in Jozi. Andrew and Phil run through the last results, reflect on the state of play after the abbreviated tournament, and start to turn a meaningful eye to the Rugby World Cup and the warm up games to come. Who will put their hands up in Buenos Aires and force their way into the RWC mix? If you want our opnions, take a listen. If you don't why are...

Aug 01, 20231 hr 16 min

Episode 240 - Dual Pocket Rockets and Show Me The Manie

The Boks tinker with their lineup again ahead of the final round of Rugby Championship against Argentina. Will the South Americans dare to kick onto our diminutive back three and risk the electric counter attack? Will Libbok get the ball past the muscly ball hogs in the middle to his wings? Will Frans Malherbe start every Bok test from now until eternity? These are the important questions we ask ourselves. Also Ant goes on yet another rant about foreign player eligibility. Check out our Facebook...

Jul 25, 202355 min

Episode 239 - Bok (shock?) Therapy

Ant gets much needed counselling in a cathartic and pensive dissection of the Springbok loss to the All Blacks in Orcland. Question marks abound as the World Cup draws ever nearer but not all is lost. P.S. we now have an IG and Threads account - give us a follow! Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Jul 16, 20231 hr

Episode 237: The Boks (B-team) are back, but will Eddie be ready?

We're back to a full front row complement and we're excited as we discuss Rugby World Cup fashion, preview the Bok team for the first round of The Rugby Championship, and get real-time updates on the Baby Boks vs Argentina from Ant (spoiler: we're somehow in the semi finals). Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Jul 04, 20231 hr 1 min

Episode 236: We are (not) the Champions!

Ant and Phil dissect the latest rugby happenings in Andrew's skeptical sickness-enforced absence including a thrilling URC final where Andrew's beloved Stormers couldn't make home advantage count, a nail-biting Champions Cup final where Leinster threw away an early lead and a splattering of other rugby from Super Rugby to the Currie Cup. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

May 29, 202346 min

Episode 235: Last Rounds for the South African teams in the URC

The cards are put on the Tafel as the team pick their playoff contenders in the URC, Heineken Champions Cup, and Challengers Cup. Will Leinster withstand the Flying Fish in Dublin or will they be distracted by the prospect of La Rochelle? Will the Stormers rediscover their fizz against the flat Bulls in the shadow of Devils Peak? Will Glasgow's Castle withstand the storming of Toulon? Among these important questions, the team also discuss the latest post-Corona Draught results (#AdamsYear, for r...

Apr 30, 20231 hr 3 min

Episode 234: Bulls have got the blues

History is made as the pod panel assembles in person for the first time, which is one more than Italy's Six Nations victories, Tuks' Varsity Cup wins, and the number of positive results in the Bulls last seven fixtures put together, all of which is discussed in the Pod's typically haphazard, vaguely informed way. Theme: 80s TV Show by @monstroid

Apr 06, 20231 hr 5 min

Episode 233: Irish men can't finish

Have a listen to find out how bird jizz is actually really useful, why Irish men can't finish, why Len Ikitau is (not) the world's best 13, if Ollie Lawrence is a great pretender or the English Messiah, how good Huw Jones really is and, hot off the press - a breaking scandal: Andrew reveals a secret love affair! Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Mar 02, 20231 hr

Episode 232: Is Joburg just a suburb in Wales?

Will the 6 Nations be celebrated with Guinness or champagne? Will the ale be fresh out the tap or will there be a whisky hangover? And what of a pairing with prosciutto, or perhaps a Welsh rarebit? Join the gang for their January broadcast covering the best of European rugby (which, by extension, includes South Africa now), running the rule over the URC ahead of playoffs and making some big claims ahead of the 6 Nations. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show

Feb 02, 20231 hr 10 min

Episode 231: The ERB End of Year Recap

We review each of the 12 top-ranked men's international sides and their performances in 2022 with an eye to the 2023 Rugby World Cup. Gats and Borthwick are against the clock, Fozzie and Aussie need to find some consistency, and Wales are just shit. Is it all coming together for the Boks? Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show

Dec 22, 20221 hr 10 min

Episode 230: THIS was the Boks week!

The Boks put the English pretenders to the sword as Phil and Ant discuss the emphatic victory while checking in on Wales and Australia attempting to have a worse year than each other, and discussing the woes of the Sharks in the URC. Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show

Nov 30, 202259 min

Episode 229: World Rugby got it Wrong!

No, they're not talking about the decision to ban Rassie from social media, but rather the exclusion of a certain Southern Hemisphere duo from the official team of the year. In a rare turn of events, South Africa is the one shining light for the southern hemisphere, primarily because they know what necks are, and how not to touch them. Music: "80s TV Show" by @monstroid

Nov 24, 202250 min
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